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Sid Meier's Civilization V - Game disks MUST be tossed. Salad optional.

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  • kyleh613kyleh613 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Fingers crossed that we finally get a expansion pack that is a Alpha Centauri clone.

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    kyleh613 wrote: »
    Fingers crossed that we finally get a expansion pack that is a Alpha Centauri clone.

    Mind Worms..burrowing..into skull. Can feel..wriggling..in my brain.

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  • evilthecatevilthecat Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    soooo..
    will this game be worth it?

    *puts his helmet on*

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    tip.. tip.. TALLY.. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
  • 4rch3nemy4rch3nemy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    George Washington gives me a Robert Deniro vibe.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Suriko wrote: »
    Oh man. Reading the manual:

    Available Uranium resources are limited.

    Early nukes only lower pop, reduce defense, and make fallout. Later nukes (ICBM and Boomer submarines) can destroy cities and kill everything in a 2 hex radius from the detonation hex.

    And Russia gets a bonus to Uranium resources.

    I rather strongly suspect some parts of the Earth in the first games I play will be a lovely shade of glowing green by the time I'm done. Multiplayer games with multiple nuclear-armed nations would probably look a lot like Defcon.

    One day, many years from now, there will come a time when there is but one man remaining. The last man. He will look upon what has become of the Earth, what we in our folly have wrought, and he will scream. He will scream the last scream of all mankind, through the storms and the dust, ash and undying fires of oblivion.

    "FUCK YOU SHAKA"

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Suriko wrote: »
    Oh man. Reading the manual:

    Available Uranium resources are limited.

    Early nukes only lower pop, reduce defense, and make fallout. Later nukes (ICBM and Boomer submarines) can destroy cities and kill everything in a 2 hex radius from the detonation hex.

    And Russia gets a bonus to Uranium resources.

    I rather strongly suspect some parts of the Earth in the first games I play will be a lovely shade of glowing green by the time I'm done. Multiplayer games with multiple nuclear-armed nations would probably look a lot like Defcon.

    One day, many years from now, there will come a time when there is but one man remaining. The last man. He will look upon what has become of the Earth, what we in our folly have wrought, and he will scream. He will scream the last scream of all mankind, through the storms and the dust, ash and undying fires of oblivion.

    "FUCK YOU SHAKA"

    This is almost awesome report worthy

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  • hippofanthippofant ティンク Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Hm. The manual lists a unit promotion:
    Evasion
    Unit Types: Melee, Ranged
    Prerequisites: Siege II or Bombardment II
    Effects: Reduces damage taken from interceptions by 50%.

    That's probably an error right? As far as I can tell, only air units can be intercepted, and Siege is an air-promotion, though Bombardment is not....

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  • tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    evilthecat wrote: »
    soooo..
    will this game be worth it?

    *puts his helmet on*

    I wouldn't buy it, look at all this DLC bullshit

    tofu on
  • evilthecatevilthecat Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    tofu wrote: »
    evilthecat wrote: »
    soooo..
    will this game be worth it?

    *puts his helmet on*

    I wouldn't buy it, look at all this DLC bullshit

    tell me about it!
    it's like they're selling you an unfinished product.
    perhaps we can sue someone..

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  • Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Suriko wrote: »
    Oh man. Reading the manual:

    Available Uranium resources are limited.

    Early nukes only lower pop, reduce defense, and make fallout. Later nukes (ICBM and Boomer submarines) can destroy cities and kill everything in a 2 hex radius from the detonation hex.

    And Russia gets a bonus to Uranium resources.

    I rather strongly suspect some parts of the Earth in the first games I play will be a lovely shade of glowing green by the time I'm done. Multiplayer games with multiple nuclear-armed nations would probably look a lot like Defcon.

    They hurt, but the later nukes actually have even shorter range than the early one- only 8 hexes. (when you consider the blast radius is 2 hexes....) so less Defcon, more "kill it far far away from our borders!"

    EDIT: looks like the Civ4 Airbase improvements are gone...no land-based air bases besides cities.

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  • ArghyArghy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    hippofant wrote: »
    Hm. The manual lists a unit promotion:
    Evasion
    Unit Types: Melee, Ranged
    Prerequisites: Siege II or Bombardment II
    Effects: Reduces damage taken from interceptions by 50%.

    That's probably an error right? As far as I can tell, only air units can be intercepted, and Siege is an air-promotion, though Bombardment is not....

    Yeah i noticed a few odd things in that manual.

    From what i read uranium isent going to be all over. You'll be very lucky to have a source within your borders and nukes/GDR takes 2 uranium so unless you have multiple sources your pretty screwed.


    Check out the goddamn citys--every citizen requires 2 food per turn and the max tiles a city can work is 3 tiles out. Food is going to play a huge role in city placement though theres some other crazy stuff to like desert tiles giving you solar panels, rivers giving you water wheels and mountains giving you alot of other stuff to. Capital placement is even more important then before.

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  • hackswordhacksword WinnipegRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    evilthecat wrote: »
    soooo..
    will this game be worth it?

    *puts his helmet on*

    Nah, it's one of those ghey-ass strategy games that only nerdlingers who live in their momma's basement play. I spend enough time studying for my intro to bio exam, why would I want to think in a game??? Oscar Meier should take a hint from 2k Marin and make an FPS. I'm like totally jacked for the upcoming XCOM, it's gonna be the first game in the series that's, like, actually fun to play. I wanna shoot behind the covers and regenerate the healths rather than plan ten million turns in advance like I was playing fucking Checkers or something. In the meantime I'll play Madden Reach and slam jack-n-cokes and pop my collar and wear my Yankees baseball cap backward with the brim folded up with the rest of my brosephines and Brolo Tomassis.

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  • Kris_xKKris_xK Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    hacksword wrote: »
    evilthecat wrote: »
    soooo..
    will this game be worth it?

    *puts his helmet on*

    Nah, it's one of those ghey-ass strategy games that only nerdlingers who live in their momma's basement play. I spend enough time studying for my intro to bio exam, why would I want to think in a game??? Oscar Meier should take a hint from 2k Marin and make an FPS. I'm like totally jacked for the upcoming XCOM, it's gonna be the first game in the series that's, like, actually fun to play. I wanna shoot behind the covers and regenerate the healths rather than plan ten million turns in advance like I was playing fucking Checkers or something. In the meantime I'll play Madden Reach and slam jack-n-cokes and pop my collar and wear my Yankees baseball cap backward with the brim folded up with the rest of my brosephines and Brolo Tomassis.

    Your Avatar fits this post so well.

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  • Samm1chSamm1ch Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    hacksword wrote: »
    evilthecat wrote: »
    soooo..
    will this game be worth it?

    *puts his helmet on*

    Nah, it's one of those ghey-ass strategy games that only nerdlingers who live in their momma's basement play. I spend enough time studying for my intro to bio exam, why would I want to think in a game??? Oscar Meier should take a hint from 2k Marin and make an FPS. I'm like totally jacked for the upcoming XCOM, it's gonna be the first game in the series that's, like, actually fun to play. I wanna shoot behind the covers and regenerate the healths rather than plan ten million turns in advance like I was playing fucking Checkers or something. In the meantime I'll play Madden Reach and slam jack-n-cokes and pop my collar and wear my Yankees baseball cap backward with the brim folded up with the rest of my brosephines and Brolo Tomassis.

    Sick post, Seth Brogen.

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  • GrimReaperGrimReaper Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    So, uh guys.. which should I buy?

    Store Civ 5 or steam Civ 5? I know they both use steam, but I love me some proper manuals. (they do have proper manuals like Civ 4 right?)

    EDIT: Actually, forget that. It's cheaper on amazon by £5. Nuts to buying it on steam.

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  • ArghyArghy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    So the game comes out 4am tues for me and i have class at 10am tuse. Now should i wake up at 4 am and play till 10? My roommate might not enjoy me playing at 4am but he fucking owes me for waking me up at 7am every morning.

    Why isent there civ5 shirts? i want to be wearing my shirt to class so other civ5 players can see me with their civ5 shirts on and we can talk about how awesome civ5 is.

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  • GrimReaperGrimReaper Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    You could just download the Civ 5 logo or something and use one of those online shirt printing places.

    For example: (spoiler for large image)
    CIVILIZATION%20V%20LOGO%20ON%20WHITE.jpg

    And use something like any of these.

    For example:

    Tv13y.jpg

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  • SpindriftSpindrift Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    hacksword wrote: »
    Oscar Meier

    This is beautiful.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I'm still annoyed they didn't pull a ciVilization thing on this a la Driv3r.

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    I'm still annoyed they didn't pull a ciVilization thing on this a la Driv3r.

    The Civ crowd is too classy and sophisticated for that.

    Oh wait...

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    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • BasilBasil Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I feel sad that this game is not Alpha Centauri 2.

    But then I feel sad that all games are not Alpha Centauri 2.

    Beta Centauri, if you will.

    *sniff*

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  • IoloIolo iolo Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    So if I succumb to the temptation to pre-order this even though I only have a couple hours to play this week, is there any reason to buy it from Steam directly instead of through Direct2Drive for the same price but with the first DLC thrown in?

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  • Samm1chSamm1ch Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Man, I'm about to pre-order this, even though A) I have no monies, and B) I'm not entirely sure my lappy will run it.

    I must be strong! I can wait for the Gold edition!!

    But...hexes! And city-states!

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  • ArghyArghy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    As i see it the extra civ is worth it since all of the other civs seem to be really good so i'm hoping babylon isent that awesome. Its only $10.

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  • XiaNaphryzXiaNaphryz Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Ars Technica - The history of Civilization: 20 years of Wonders. Quick retrospective on the whole series.

    civ1.jpg

    civ2.jpg

    civ2gold.jpg

    civ3.jpg

    civ4.jpg

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  • kyleh613kyleh613 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    World of Alpha Centauri anyone?

    Yeah, Tuesday needs to hurry up before I get to silly.

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  • GrimReaperGrimReaper Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    They missed out Test Of Time and the Call to Power games.

    Of the various older Civ games, Test Of Time is probably the best one.

    Talking of ToT, you played it in a window rather than full screen.. I wish you could do that in Civ 5 (and 4) without having to screw around. (and if you resize the window it resizes what's displayed rather than increasing/decreasing the area that is drawn instead.. at least that's what happens in Civ 4)

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Call to Power was an asshole move taking advantage of the copyright being Sid Meier's Civilization.

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    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Wow I didn't know there actually was a board game before the first Civ.

    Ferrus on
    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • Kris_xKKris_xK Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    GrimReaper wrote: »
    They missed out Test Of Time and the Call to Power games.

    Of the various older Civ games, Test Of Time is probably the best one.

    Those weren't Sid Meier IIRC.

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  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I totally forgot about the FMV advisors in Civ 2. Those guys ruled.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Ferrus wrote: »
    Wow I didn't know there actually was a board game before the first Civ.

    It's only sort of related. My dad owns it, I've played it. Interesting game, but not great.

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  • GrimReaperGrimReaper Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Call to Power was an asshole move taking advantage of the copyright being Sid Meier's Civilization.

    I never played Call to Power, I heard it wasn't as good as Test of Time so I never bothered with it.

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    The expansions of Civ2 were pretty modest by today's standards. The raw numbers had 39 scenarios added between the two packs, created by both fans and staff. Some of the setups were pretty crazy for those times, at least given the historical bent Civ was supposed to have. There was a Mars complete with aliens, a Midgard with elves and goblins, and one that probably would not have gone over so smoothly in the latter-day political climate: Jihad: the Rise of Islam.

    Holy hell.

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    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I tried to play the board game a few years back but the guy who owned it had lost the rules and we couldn't find a copy online.

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  • PolloDiabloPolloDiablo Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I remember the first time I played Civ 2. It was crazy, I had never played a game like that before. It's funny how long ago that was.

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  • GrimReaperGrimReaper Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Oh yeah baby, you've been naughty...

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  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Kris_xK wrote: »
    GrimReaper wrote: »
    They missed out Test Of Time and the Call to Power games.

    Of the various older Civ games, Test Of Time is probably the best one.

    Those weren't Sid Meier IIRC.

    Both were cheap cash in on the name that weren't a quarter as good as the real sequel to Civ 2. Which wasn't Civ 3 either.

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  • Kris_xKKris_xK Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    God, Civ2 was the best.

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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    GrimReaper wrote: »
    Oh yeah baby, you've been naughty...

    Civ2TOT.jpg

    France>England eh?

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