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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    that's actually 2 camel spiders hooked together and it's somewhat of a camera trick

    they don't really get that big
    Is that the thing that will eat human flesh if it gets into your tent or was that all just a wives tale?

    Also fuck house centipedes. They can eat bugs outside, Ive had a few nights where ive woken up and turned on the light to my room to have one of those fuckers staring at me. You come in the house you get squished.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Houk wrote: »
    i have always, and will always, maintain that insects should not fucking be allowed to eat anything other than insects/spiders

    goddammit, a bug should not have the capacity to catch, kill, and digest a non-bug! fuck

    oh also, one big thing i was worried about when coming to japan was the japanese mukade - this guy

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    these little darlings have a fairly toxic bite, can be aggressive and hard to kill, and if you do manage to kill it, it lets off a pheromone that attracts other centipedes to avenge its death! they say the best way to kill one is to drop it in a pot of boiling water

    i mean, if you have to boil something alive to properly kill it, well, fuck that

    luckily, ive only seen one since i got here, and it was outside on the downstairs neighbor's door. some people farther north, or in the mountains, have them everywhere though

    Hm, a bit after the fact, but do you know if these are in Korea, too?

    Because I am 80% sure I saw one over the summer as I was jogging. I stopped in the street and gave it the right of way because what the fuck.

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    WildEEPWildEEP Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    In all fairness......that fish gives awesome head.

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    bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    camel spiders are completely harmless (unless you're allergic to their pathetic venom or something)

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    This guy is the kind I watched cross the street right in front of my sneakers

    May I say there is enough money in the world to persuade me to pick one up with a pair of chopsticks but that I am much more comfortable with my general role of praying mantis/grasshopper catcher and spider remover.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeFhaVdWy5A

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    see

    what the hell is that. you are large in size in comparison to the spider, and unless you are homeless and really good at posting from laptops you see in mcdonalds there is a good chance you own shoes

    except I have arachnophobia

    which overloads my macho 'gonna fuck this little insect up' mindset with nothing but the urge to get the fuck out of dodge

    I have blacked out from seeing large house spiders before, they are not right things

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    ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I can feel it crawling on my back.

    god I hate centipedes.

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    Skull2185Skull2185 Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    This thread is like a car wreck..just can't look away..


    aaaaand now I've lost my appetite...forever

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    Everyone has a price. Throw enough gold around and someone will risk disintegration.
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    KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    This thread

    I will not miss it

    When I never click on it again

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I punched a spider once.

    It wasn't doing anything to me, I just wanted to let his kind know that we're still top of the food chain.



    You know what else we humans have that insects haven't mastered? Fire.

    That's why I'm not scared of bugs.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    aka bubble blast

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    you know what

    legion was a fantastic movie

    it was fucking retarded and dogshit repugnant in terms of story progression but the absurdity of the film wins out

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2010
    Macera wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    house centipedes are pretty common in this area and they are gross

    especially when you crush them and the legs keep twitching

    noooo don't kill house centipedes they eat all sorts of pests

    think of them as mustache bugs

    they're gross

    i want to get a gecko to run around and eat the centipedes that eat the spiders that eat the smaller insects

    but my dog will probably eat the gecko

    and then i'll have to eat my dog

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    jesus i hate centipedes. millipedes are alright cuz they're like the schoolbus of the insect kingdom and don't bite, but centipedes are like a fucking horror from yuggoth

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    you guys are really screwing up my ego search here

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2010
    you know what else should screw up your ego?


    your bitch tits

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2010
    j/k centipede damascus!!!
    <3

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    keith I never know when you're being serious

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2010
    i am andy kaufman

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    reincarnation's a bitch, huh?

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2010
    j/k jerry lawler!!!
    <3

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    FuzzFuzz Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I ate breakfast while reading the past few pages and looking at videos.

    I am all that is man.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    you know what

    legion was a fantastic movie

    it was fucking retarded and dogshit repugnant in terms of story progression but the absurdity of the film wins out

    dogg do I need to see this y/n

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Macera wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    the metal snail is the best animal

    i can't find a link to it though

    it's a new discovery

    it has scales made of iron

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    It's like something out of Pokemon.

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    denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    does this count

    fart_in_wetsuit.jpg

    fap fap fap fap

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    It's like something from a post-apocalyptic dance club

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Macera wrote: »
    argiope_eats_hummingbird_2.jpg

    To be fair, these are small birds

    but they are still birds. Caught and eaten by spiders.

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Next, part one in my series of critters that live in, on, or around you:

    Demodex Mites

    gezondheid%20demodex%20mijt.jpg

    These tiny arthropods live only in the hair follicles and sebaceous glands of mammals, with different species specializing in different hosts. Humans are commonly host to one of two species, each living in different parts of the face.

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    Though they're technically parasites, they feed only on skin cells and oils. Demodex that parasitize dogs will sometimes cause mange, though in humans they are for the most part, harmless. If the human host has a suppressed immune system, they may grow in number and cause itching and inflammation.

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    Demodex posses highly efficient digestive systems; so little waste is produced that they have no excretory systems. The mites can withdraw themselves from the skin and amble about, and do so to mate. Eggs are laid in hair follicles or sebaceous glands, and the larvae hatch a few days later. Demodex live only a few weeks, completing their small and harmless lives out of sight and mind, but never far from us.

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Houk wrote: »
    i have always, and will always, maintain that insects should not fucking be allowed to eat anything other than insects/spiders

    goddammit, a bug should not have the capacity to catch, kill, and digest a non-bug! fuck

    oh also, one big thing i was worried about when coming to japan was the japanese mukade - this guy

    153559371_3d98be1421.jpg

    these little darlings have a fairly toxic bite, can be aggressive and hard to kill, and if you do manage to kill it, it lets off a pheromone that attracts other centipedes to avenge its death! they say the best way to kill one is to drop it in a pot of boiling water

    i mean, if you have to boil something alive to properly kill it, well, fuck that

    luckily, ive only seen one since i got here, and it was outside on the downstairs neighbor's door. some people farther north, or in the mountains, have them everywhere though

    The answer, my friend, is a shotgun.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    you know what

    legion was a fantastic movie

    it was fucking retarded and dogshit repugnant in terms of story progression but the absurdity of the film wins out

    dogg do I need to see this y/n

    it's basically demon knight 2

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Macera wrote: »
    cuteness

    awww, they remind me of water bears

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    except on my face

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQmFWYWqTZA&feature=related

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    that was a worm colony

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    oh wow i've discovered the best animal

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    ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    bsjezz wrote: »
    oh wow i've discovered the best animal

    That does not look like an echidna.

    Where are its knuckle claws or sassy attitude

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    that was a worm colony

    what about this one

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfu16P5dQo8&feature=related

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    that was a worm colony

    what about this one

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfu16P5dQo8&feature=related

    jew magic

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    bot flies would be pretty lame to have cover your body

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    my worst nightmare is having a botfly in my dick

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