that's actually 2 camel spiders hooked together and it's somewhat of a camera trick
they don't really get that big
Is that the thing that will eat human flesh if it gets into your tent or was that all just a wives tale?
Also fuck house centipedes. They can eat bugs outside, Ive had a few nights where ive woken up and turned on the light to my room to have one of those fuckers staring at me. You come in the house you get squished.
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i have always, and will always, maintain that insects should not fucking be allowed to eat anything other than insects/spiders
goddammit, a bug should not have the capacity to catch, kill, and digest a non-bug! fuck
oh also, one big thing i was worried about when coming to japan was the japanese mukade - this guy
these little darlings have a fairly toxic bite, can be aggressive and hard to kill, and if you do manage to kill it, it lets off a pheromone that attracts other centipedes to avenge its death! they say the best way to kill one is to drop it in a pot of boiling water
i mean, if you have to boil something alive to properly kill it, well, fuck that
luckily, ive only seen one since i got here, and it was outside on the downstairs neighbor's door. some people farther north, or in the mountains, have them everywhere though
Hm, a bit after the fact, but do you know if these are in Korea, too?
Because I am 80% sure I saw one over the summer as I was jogging. I stopped in the street and gave it the right of way because what the fuck.
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camel spiders are completely harmless (unless you're allergic to their pathetic venom or something)
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Lost Salientblink twiceif you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered Userregular
edited February 2010
This guy is the kind I watched cross the street right in front of my sneakers
May I say there is enough money in the world to persuade me to pick one up with a pair of chopsticks but that I am much more comfortable with my general role of praying mantis/grasshopper catcher and spider remover.
what the hell is that. you are large in size in comparison to the spider, and unless you are homeless and really good at posting from laptops you see in mcdonalds there is a good chance you own shoes
except I have arachnophobia
which overloads my macho 'gonna fuck this little insect up' mindset with nothing but the urge to get the fuck out of dodge
I have blacked out from seeing large house spiders before, they are not right things
house centipedes are pretty common in this area and they are gross
especially when you crush them and the legs keep twitching
noooo don't kill house centipedes they eat all sorts of pests
think of them as mustache bugs
they're gross
i want to get a gecko to run around and eat the centipedes that eat the spiders that eat the smaller insects
but my dog will probably eat the gecko
and then i'll have to eat my dog
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edited February 2010
jesus i hate centipedes. millipedes are alright cuz they're like the schoolbus of the insect kingdom and don't bite, but centipedes are like a fucking horror from yuggoth
Next, part one in my series of critters that live in, on, or around you:
Demodex Mites
These tiny arthropods live only in the hair follicles and sebaceous glands of mammals, with different species specializing in different hosts. Humans are commonly host to one of two species, each living in different parts of the face.
Though they're technically parasites, they feed only on skin cells and oils. Demodex that parasitize dogs will sometimes cause mange, though in humans they are for the most part, harmless. If the human host has a suppressed immune system, they may grow in number and cause itching and inflammation.
Demodex posses highly efficient digestive systems; so little waste is produced that they have no excretory systems. The mites can withdraw themselves from the skin and amble about, and do so to mate. Eggs are laid in hair follicles or sebaceous glands, and the larvae hatch a few days later. Demodex live only a few weeks, completing their small and harmless lives out of sight and mind, but never far from us.
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i have always, and will always, maintain that insects should not fucking be allowed to eat anything other than insects/spiders
goddammit, a bug should not have the capacity to catch, kill, and digest a non-bug! fuck
oh also, one big thing i was worried about when coming to japan was the japanese mukade - this guy
these little darlings have a fairly toxic bite, can be aggressive and hard to kill, and if you do manage to kill it, it lets off a pheromone that attracts other centipedes to avenge its death! they say the best way to kill one is to drop it in a pot of boiling water
i mean, if you have to boil something alive to properly kill it, well, fuck that
luckily, ive only seen one since i got here, and it was outside on the downstairs neighbor's door. some people farther north, or in the mountains, have them everywhere though
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Also fuck house centipedes. They can eat bugs outside, Ive had a few nights where ive woken up and turned on the light to my room to have one of those fuckers staring at me. You come in the house you get squished.
Hm, a bit after the fact, but do you know if these are in Korea, too?
Because I am 80% sure I saw one over the summer as I was jogging. I stopped in the street and gave it the right of way because what the fuck.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
May I say there is enough money in the world to persuade me to pick one up with a pair of chopsticks but that I am much more comfortable with my general role of praying mantis/grasshopper catcher and spider remover.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeFhaVdWy5A
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
except I have arachnophobia
which overloads my macho 'gonna fuck this little insect up' mindset with nothing but the urge to get the fuck out of dodge
I have blacked out from seeing large house spiders before, they are not right things
god I hate centipedes.
aaaaand now I've lost my appetite...forever
I will not miss it
When I never click on it again
It wasn't doing anything to me, I just wanted to let his kind know that we're still top of the food chain.
You know what else we humans have that insects haven't mastered? Fire.
That's why I'm not scared of bugs.
legion was a fantastic movie
it was fucking retarded and dogshit repugnant in terms of story progression but the absurdity of the film wins out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1q_rRicAwI
they're gross
i want to get a gecko to run around and eat the centipedes that eat the spiders that eat the smaller insects
but my dog will probably eat the gecko
and then i'll have to eat my dog
your bitch tits
I am all that is man.
dogg do I need to see this y/n
It's like something out of Pokemon.
fap fap fap fap
but they are still birds. Caught and eaten by spiders.
Demodex Mites
These tiny arthropods live only in the hair follicles and sebaceous glands of mammals, with different species specializing in different hosts. Humans are commonly host to one of two species, each living in different parts of the face.
Though they're technically parasites, they feed only on skin cells and oils. Demodex that parasitize dogs will sometimes cause mange, though in humans they are for the most part, harmless. If the human host has a suppressed immune system, they may grow in number and cause itching and inflammation.
Demodex posses highly efficient digestive systems; so little waste is produced that they have no excretory systems. The mites can withdraw themselves from the skin and amble about, and do so to mate. Eggs are laid in hair follicles or sebaceous glands, and the larvae hatch a few days later. Demodex live only a few weeks, completing their small and harmless lives out of sight and mind, but never far from us.
The answer, my friend, is a shotgun.
it's basically demon knight 2
awww, they remind me of water bears
except on my face
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQmFWYWqTZA&feature=related
That does not look like an echidna.
Where are its knuckle claws or sassy attitude
what about this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfu16P5dQo8&feature=related
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