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New New Avengers

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  • BlackjackBlackjack Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Bloods End wrote: »
    I hope it's not Jessica Jones on the account that I fucking hate Jessica Jones.

    But by hating Jessica Jones (heathen) you validate the possibility!

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Bloods End wrote: »
    I hope it's not Jessica Jones on the account that I fucking hate Jessica Jones.

    Did you read Alias?

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  • Pantaley ShlopapaPantaley Shlopapa Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    It's totally Shang Chi. He's changed costumes a few times, he's had a long history in Marvel, he's obviously a skilled martial artist, he knows Danny and Luke well enough, the "wrong" side of the Civil War could have been the people that didn't have a defined part in the war i.e. Heroes for Hire. Also, he fits in with the current street-level motif NA's got goin'.

    Danny, Luke, Spidey, and Shang Chi all on the same team? Fuck yes.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Ok guys, I got it.

    It's deadpool.

    this is going to tie into the ultimate spider-man ronin.

    Who is going to be hired by kingpin to fight the team that DD put together.

    And it's going to be the return of ultimate deadpool.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Dirty...racist...sans healing factor Deadpool. No. No. No.

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  • wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I don't think it's Shang Chi. He's got the right skillset but I don't see him talking like that.

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Guy's it is more than likely D-Man

    Munch went over this already and it makes more sense than any of these other dumb, crackpot theories

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    Guy's it is more than likely D-Man

    Munch went over this already and it makes more sense than any of these other dumb, crackpot theories

    Good ol' homeless D-Man...howzat?

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Munch wrote: »
    Oh shit, sudden thought. What if it's Dennis Dunphy aka Demolition Man? He's changed costumes before depending on his mental state, he has a long(ish) history in the Marvel Universe, and now that Daredevil's fled the country and Captain America is dead, he's a masterless samurai. Plus Bendis did use him in the Pulse, so he has some affinity for the character.

    Yeah, homeless Wolverdevil for the win.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    No, I know who he is. I'm just saying he's far more likely in a homeless shelter or something. Also, he's quite a big fellow, and that Ronin suit seems a tad too small for him.

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    You kidding?

    I always thought the suit looked big

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I mean in comparison to his fat ass.

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  • ServoServo Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    something i always wondered was that the first time the new avengers see ronin, ninjas pour like a hundred arrows and throwing stars into her back and she slumps over dead. then, next issue, she's fighting ninjas along with everyone else.

    what the hell, did bendis think i wouldn't notice?

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    oh my god why does it being d-man make so much sense to me

    I swear to god if it's him I will plotz

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  • TerrorbyteTerrorbyte __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Maybe it's Batman.

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    oh my god why does it being d-man make so much sense to me

    I swear to god if it's him I will plotz
    Because it should make sense to everyone?

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  • ServoServo Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    It's Fantomex.




    No probably not, but maybe.

    Oh man. Fucking Fantomex. That would be great.

    this is the only person i want it to be now

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Fantomex? Man, fuck that. More like Fantomas!

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    I always wanted a Fantomex figure or statue or something. He was made to sell toys. That was his purpose.

    but noooooooooooooooooooo no fantomex merchandise ever ever oh no

    in fact let's just pretend he never existed because ha ha ha anything not created by chris claremont is a product of the devil but don't mind me here here is a picture of psylocke's titties for the rabble, look at how rude they are (they are so rude)

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  • TerrorbyteTerrorbyte __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Everytime I walk into a new comic book shop, I scream "GRANT MORRISON NEW X-MEN MAGNETO IS XORN FANTOMEX WEAPON TEN JEAN IS DEAD LOL" and ten patrons die on the spot.

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  • BlackjackBlackjack Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Servo wrote: »
    something i always wondered was that the first time the new avengers see ronin, ninjas pour like a hundred arrows and throwing stars into her back and she slumps over dead. then, next issue, she's fighting ninjas along with everyone else.

    what the hell, did bendis think i wouldn't notice?
    Well, the Ronin suit is built quite a bit bulkier than Echo, and likely armored, so I doubt there was any serious damage done to her.

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    in fact let's just pretend he never existed because ha ha ha anything not created by chris claremont is a product of the devil but don't mind me here here is a picture of psylocke's titties for the rabble, look at how rude they are (they are so rude)

    What about Dave Cockrum Whippy? Huh?

    What about him?

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  • TerrorbyteTerrorbyte __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    The rudest.

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  • ServoServo Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    I always wanted a Fantomex figure or statue or something. He was made to sell toys. That was his purpose.

    but noooooooooooooooooooo no fantomex merchandise ever ever oh no

    in fact let's just pretend he never existed because ha ha ha anything not created by chris claremont is a product of the devil but don't mind me here here is a picture of psylocke's titties for the rabble, look at how rude they are (they are so rude)

    i always liked that part where the guy is all 'you would have been our cool stealth killer' because i'm like, well mission accomplished, because fantomex rules

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  • Pantaley ShlopapaPantaley Shlopapa Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I always wanted a Fantomex figure or statue or something. He was made to sell toys. That was his purpose.

    but noooooooooooooooooooo no fantomex merchandise ever ever oh no

    in fact let's just pretend he never existed because ha ha ha anything not created by chris claremont is a product of the devil but don't mind me here here is a picture of psylocke's titties for the rabble, look at how rude they are (they are so rude)

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    That's the only merch of him I know of and I have it. When I played Heroclix I seriously used him for 2 straight months.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Right...so:
    While we're no closer to knowing who the fuck the new Ronin is, the conflict with the Mighty Avengers is layed out and even Sentry can't step to Doctor Strange.

    Fuck yes.

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  • HtownHtown Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Before I even saw it I knew what Tony's fear was going to be.

    It was still awesome.

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  • smokmnkysmokmnky Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I loved the fear thing so awesome and Tony's was a surprise to me, like someone said in another thread though I kind of wished it would have been like a giant martini instead :)

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  • The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Terrorbyte wrote: »
    Everytime I walk into a new comic book shop, I scream "GRANT MORRISON NEW X-MEN MAGNETO IS XORN FANTOMEX WEAPON TEN JEAN IS DEAD LOL" and ten patrons die on the spot.

    And the 11th just responds with "Power Girls history" and your brain pops, right?
    Fantomex? Man, fuck that. More like Fantomas!
    More like Billy Corgans retarded clone.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The confrontation between Danny and the Mighty Avengers in his office was really well done, nice that they actually took time to adress the fact that he's a public figure and Tony knows his real identity.

    This lineup might be my favorite ever.

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  • hambonehambone Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Yeah, it was nice to see the Registration Act treated like an actual product of the American legal system for once, slimy lawyers and all.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    hambone wrote: »
    Yeah, it was nice to see the Registration Act treated like an actual product of the American legal system for once, slimy lawyers and all.

    Like a lawyer would stop Tony "I'm indirectly responsible for a fuckton of killings" Stark. I think he's not tossing around his Director of SHIELD clout out of respect.

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  • Toji SuzuharaToji Suzuhara Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Janet's biggest fear was the most hilarious use of allusion to domestic violence ever.

    I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE ME ALONE!

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  • graizurgraizur __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Janet's biggest fear was the most hilarious use of allusion to domestic violence ever.

    quoted for lulz

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  • HooraydiationHooraydiation Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'd have thought Wasp's greatest fear wouldn't be battery, but that she'd never be anything more than a battered woman. I mean, that seems to be what has happened to the character.

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  • HeatwaveHeatwave Come, now, and walk the path of explosions with me!Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I would've thought wasp's biggest fear would be her husband fucking her in his giant form :p

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I think there should be a rule that only Kurt Buskiek gets to write Janet from now on.

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  • SatanIsMyMotorSatanIsMyMotor Fuck Warren Ellis Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    So is Ronin Jessica or what? They definitely took her with them, along with the baby.

    Oh shit. Maybe Ronin is the baby. Or both of them stacked on top of each other.

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Haha, that would be so awesome.
    "Go left. No no, your other left!"

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    need

    No pun intended.

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