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Modern Warfare 2: A Series of Tubes (Map pack out now!)

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  • Dr_KeenbeanDr_Keenbean Dumb as a butt Planet Express ShipRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Sanguinary wrote: »
    The course video just shows how unrealistic running and gunning is. Also shooting through 2 video game sheet metal targets shouldn't count. He shoulda had to mark every one individually

    I wonder what Sid's time would have been taking into account the bonus for accuracy? Or the fact that he had to peg his targets a few times to knock them down. Or the shitty ladder 'stairs' that he had to deal with.

    Far as I'm concerned, that dude won hands down.

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  • mcdermottmcdermott Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    MNC Dover wrote: »
    UH OH. Here we go again...
    Dammit, I just noticed our artist spelled Blur wrong. Fuck.
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    One shotgun? What a noob.
    Lilnoobs wrote: »
    mcdermott wrote: »
    It's my official "fuck you assholes" gun. Like, I'll creep around with my M4 for a while, raking in headshots and doing alright...but then if they piss me off, or I start getting rolled...

    OUT SHE COMES.

    And man, I'll just choose some absurdly long sightline and wait to see a group of dudes with a deathwish. How do I know they have a deathwish? Because they stepped out of cover when I'm carrying an RPD. Oh, no man, don't bother running back behind cover now. I know where you are, and my FMJs will shoot through all the walls in the world.

    Snipers, too. Once I see a muzzle flash, you're fucked. 'Cause I'll have NO problem putting that flash inside the ol' cone of death, and whatever meager cover you think you have is not going to cut it. And my bullets do nearly as much damage as yours do, yes even across the map. So fuck yo scope, bitch.

    THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP BUZZKILL THUMP THUMP


    EDIT: And on Domination it's usually my primary go-to gun. Because like I said before, entire teams will just impale themselves on my tracers. Like fucking lemmings.


    This sounds really fun. Unfortunately, I have some mental block that won't let me just spray at enemies, because then my accuracy would fall, and that is the worst thing in the world for me. I need me my accuracy.

    Yeah, I gave up on accuracy when going for Mastery on my first LMG. FMJ penetration kills? Not accuracy boosters.

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  • MNC DoverMNC Dover Full-time Voice Actor Kirkland, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    mcdermott wrote: »
    MNC Dover wrote: »
    UH OH. Here we go again...
    Dammit, I just noticed our artist spelled Blur wrong. Fuck.
    comic_0265_herewegoagain.jpg

    One shotgun? What a noob.

    I know. I wrote in the script for the guy to be holding two guns, but my artist glazed over that detail. That's the problem having an artist who isn't a gamer. Even asked me, "What's the point of stabbing a car? That sounds stupid." That's the point, it is stupid. :)

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  • Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    MNC Dover wrote: »
    mcdermott wrote: »
    MNC Dover wrote: »
    UH OH. Here we go again...
    Dammit, I just noticed our artist spelled Blur wrong. Fuck.
    comic_0265_herewegoagain.jpg

    One shotgun? What a noob.

    I know. I wrote in the script for the guy to be holding two guns, but my artist glazed over that detail. That's the problem having an artist who isn't a gamer. Even asked me, "What's the point of stabbing a car? That sounds stupid." That's the point, it is stupid. :)

    :lol:

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  • Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
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  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    When is that shit coming for PC

    Fucking Activision, get gently loved by goats.

    EDIT

    Let's see those BFBC2 punks make fun of this
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPG-YAH__Dk

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'll only be impressed if he matches my quadruple kill.

    e: I have noticed while playing that hipfire for sniper rifles is considerably more accurate than it used to be. None of that 45 degree bullshit. You can actually get a kill in a pinch with one now.

    Also, I lied, I am impressed by his quick scoping skills. I rarely get kills like that.

    I am loving the ACOG WA2000 though. It's pretty sweet for medium range. Cold Blooded and Ninja since Stopping Power doesn't make a difference for the Walther so now flanking is easy and fun.

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  • 101101 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Why do those videos always have shitty dance music

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  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    101 wrote: »
    Why do those videos always have shitty dance music

    Because only 14-17 year olds have those reflexes.

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  • pardzhpardzh Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    From what I've read around the interwebs, PC and PS3 have to wait 30 days, this being a 360 exclusive for now.

    No word yet on price, apparently.

    E: Also, the dude's name is JayyMerKz... do you expect him to have good taste in music?

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  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Parent.

    Of.

    The.

    Year.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBsxGepJGe0&feature=related

    Warning: NSFW language

    Also you'll laugh so hard you'll piss off your co-workers

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  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    35.8 seconds?

    Surely you're fucking joking; I don't mean to sound like a dick, but that's slow as shit. The fastest time I've had, counting accuracy, was 25.x (too lazy to check). The static moving position is key to accuracy in reality, which is why the soldier's time was considerably higher. They should have given the annoying fucker a gun and had him run it.

    His biggest problem was he reloaded in the first section, he should have managed to make it to the drop before he reoladed.

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  • solsovlysolsovly Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    That video is just sad. Barely funny.

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  • SoggybiscuitSoggybiscuit Tandem Electrostatic Accelerator Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Robman wrote: »
    Parent.

    Of.

    The.

    Year.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBsxGepJGe0&feature=related

    Warning: NSFW language

    Also you'll laugh so hard you'll piss off your co-workers

    You can tell his balls haven't dropped yet.

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  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Robman wrote: »
    Parent.

    Of.

    The.

    Year.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBsxGepJGe0&feature=related

    Warning: NSFW language

    Also you'll laugh so hard you'll piss off your co-workers

    The only positive from this is that I can now assume that the little kid who beat me is some parent letting his kid trash talk everybody else.

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  • Tridus1xTridus1x Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I notice on most montage sniper video's they are always shooting people that haven't even hit there first prestige. Once I start seeing that pattern I usually stop watching because it's rather easy to quick scope someone that isnt moving half the time. Also hip-firing with a sniper rifle is nearly the same as with a shotgun, so again not impressed.

    Hey maybe I should make a quick scope video but ill only do it in a lobby of level 30 and under players that are new to this game. Then i'll brag about how l33t I am. I could say i'm bitter but i'm just tired of people putting video's on youtube trying to impressive everyone when they are playing easy-mode.

    And finally, he uses a FAMAS. GG.

    On the second video good lord I wasnt sure if I could find that funny or just sad for that kid. It was a little mix but I agree with the above poster, everyone's daddy is playing for there little kid. :P

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  • LilnoobsLilnoobs Alpha Queue Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    lol, If you really, really want to wast some time, I have youtuber recommendation:

    Seananners Skip the recent ones of him playing something other than MW2. He is probably the smoothest pubstar I watch. Not many mistakes, very laid back, and can get several kill-streak less nukes. Probably started the silly goose movement and didn't even realize it.

    Hutch If it's not him playing in the video, then the video is NSfW. Several questionable questions get answered, as it is the precedent of the guest star to answer said questions. My answers are, if anyone cares, are: No, 50k isn't enough. Maybe 100k. Yes, I would for flight. And, if I remember correctly, Brad Pitt, Sidney Crosby, Sean Connery, Luke Wilson and a tie between Jay Baruchel and Seth Rogen, but they would have had to fight to the death first.

    WingsofRedemption He's a complete ass, but it's pretty much deserved, one of the best Pubstars in the game.

    Sandy Ravage If only for Booster Justice.

    Pink RangerProof that a girl can kick your ass and do well, even by "guy" standards. Although her name is Brittany and her voice is... light.

    I really like Seananners. He's a nice guy and has skills. I enjoy his commentary more too.

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    The guys in that IRL Pit video were monumental silly gooses.

    "ROFLMAO WE BEET PROZ!"

    Yeah? Let's put you nice folks in the Pit and see how long it takes you to finish.

    And then we'll put you in a dirt pit with a couple of paintball guns, and see how long you can last before the SAS guy just beats the ever loving shit out of you.

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  • DomhnallDomhnall Minty D. Vision! ScotlandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    That little girl...Jesus.

    How awful a parent do you have to be to encourage your little girl to scream at strangers over a bloody game. Not as awful a parent who finds it hilarious she's calling people 'motherfucking n____r boys'. That was just....wow.

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  • iTunesIsEviliTunesIsEvil Cornfield? Cornfield.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    My thoughts exactly, Domhnall. I'd wash that little shit's mouth out with some soap.

    Also, may wanna edit your post. I know you're just quoting her, but that's a no-no. :P

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  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Yeah dude edit out the n****r.

    Word is banned from these forums. You'll get banned yourself.

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  • mcdermottmcdermott Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Al_wat wrote: »
    Yeah dude edit out the n****r.

    Word is banned from these forums. You'll get banned yourself.

    Generally if they see he wasn't "using" it per se but was rather just quoting it (and in a negative light), and was obviously unaware of the rule, it'll just be an infraction. But yeah, hopefully he gets back in time to edit it out.

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  • iTunesIsEviliTunesIsEvil Cornfield? Cornfield.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Oh, and good times last night guys. This game can drive me nuts, but it's fun playing with you guys. Even if I have a few bad rounds, and boy did I have a few bad rounds last night.

    Scatman, you can't quit this game. It's entirely too entertaining to listen to you randomly blow up every 30 seconds in a match about whatever douchnozzle you've just run into. :lol:

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  • belligerentbelligerent Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Well, Private match quickscoping was very fun, even if Gotro had to be a silly javelin using goose.

    I might try my hand at it for real soon. We need more people for dodgeball though.

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  • 0Replace4Displace0Replace4Displace The best girls are ships and guns. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Well, Private match quickscoping was very fun, even if Gotro had to be a silly javelin using goose.

    I might try my hand at it for real soon. We need more people for dodgeball though.

    Quickscoping a douchenozzle move and you shouldn't do it. Do you have some magical talent to be good at something after you do it three times, because you went from terrible to amazing in one match for both throwing knives and quick-scopes.

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  • Tridus1xTridus1x Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Holiground wasn't quickscoping, he was taking his rifle and shoving it so far up my butthole that he couldn't miss. Haha I kid yea holiground was kicking our asses after a while I guess that modded controller helps! Yea those were fun times I wouldn't mind just going into a match and doing nothing but trying to quick scope people even if I die 50 times.

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  • 0Replace4Displace0Replace4Displace The best girls are ships and guns. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Tridus1x wrote: »
    Holiground wasn't quickscoping, he was taking his rifle and shoving it so far up my butthole that he couldn't miss. Haha I kid yea holiground was kicking our asses after a while I guess that modded controller helps! Yea those were fun times I wouldn't mind just going into a match and doing nothing but trying to quick scope people even if I die 50 times.

    Hey, Tridus.

    C4.

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  • Tridus1xTridus1x Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Damn you Scatman! What josh did though I knew it was gonna happen. I just didnt expect a damn javelin to come landing down on us. Oh man yea that was really fun last night def gotta do it again sometime but maybe with more people if we are gonna do the throwing knife thing.

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  • belligerentbelligerent Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    lol, quit wanking each other off.

    And, lol, I did get a little... close with my knives, pistols, and sniper riffles. Sorry for getting into it. Man that was fun.

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  • 0Replace4Displace0Replace4Displace The best girls are ships and guns. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    lol, quit wanking each other off.

    And, lol, I did get a little... close with my knives, pistols, and sniper riffles. Sorry for getting into it. Man that was fun.

    We should put the damage lower so that we don't get hit markers.

    HIT MARKERSSSSSSSS

    May not be on tonight, gotta Forza some stuff.

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  • DomhnallDomhnall Minty D. Vision! ScotlandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Haha, cheers guys.

    :whistle:

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  • Fatty McBeardoFatty McBeardo Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Robman wrote: »


    Family game night at the Sarah Palin household.

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  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Holy fucking shit that is fucked up, also hilarious

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  • MetacortexMetacortex The Prettiest Zombie Coeur d'CoeursRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    "when your playing call of duty online..."

    Video starts off very authentically.

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  • jonny439jonny439 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    That video is everything wrong with america embodied in those terrible parents.

    Fun times last night.

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  • cheese_boycheese_boy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    i have no idea why people are finding it funny :S i watched about 30 seconds and turned it off.

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  • iTunesIsEviliTunesIsEvil Cornfield? Cornfield.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    cheese_boy wrote: »
    i have no idea why people are finding it funny :S i watched about 30 seconds and turned it off.
    I made it to the first thing she yelled into the mic (involving "n****r") and turned it off. Didn't think it was funny either.

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  • belligerentbelligerent Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    So, who's up for some quickscoping dodgeball shenanigans later?

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  • VeeVee Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I've started to use the FAL and I seem to have a love/hate relationship with it. When I first started using it I fucking hated the iron sights so bad but once I got the red dot I slapped that shit on and started owning bitches.

    But then there are those matches where I just do terrible with it and I crawl back to my comfort zone: the ACR.


    I think I may add the PA group so I can start playing with you fellas! :)

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  • DrDreidelDrDreidel Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Vee wrote: »
    I've started to use the FAL and I seem to have a love/hate relationship with it. When I first started using it I fucking hated the iron sights so bad but once I got the red dot I slapped that shit on and started owning bitches.

    But then there are those matches where I just do terrible with it and I crawl back to my comfort zone: the ACR.


    I think I may add the PA group so I can start playing with you fellas! :)

    I've go the same thing with the FAL. It just makes me feel like a badass with it's semi-auto goodness...but there are times where I just can't seem to win with it. What perks are you using?

    Oh, and the ACR should be EVERYONE's comfort zone.

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