like, that was the source of so much psychological warfare on me as a child that I'm completely numb to it now
this needs explanation.
I have three sisters
I don't know if you have any sisters, but a favorite thing of my sisters to do was to describe, in detail, their menstrual cycles. it used to gross me out, but after having sex with a girl on her period I have pretty much come to terms with the whole biological process. ruined a damn good pair of boxers in the process too
I just couldn't sleep in a pool of my gf's blood. Fuck that noise.
i threw it out when she left
i would've burned it in a field somewhere but we had a pretty dry summer
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edited January 2007
I have friends who are not of the male persuasion that, for some reason, think it's okay to tell me about how blood rockets from their cha-cha every month. I've tried to explain to them the horror that I feel when they describe it, but they won't listen.
i put a lego spear up my peter once because i was curious
i was looking for a place to work that in but couldn't find one, so now i'm just throwing that out there
Was there not a whole section of the sloppy furry thread dedicated to this one douchebag who decided jamming a mechanical pencil up his fun-stick was sexy?
i put a lego spear up my peter once because i was curious
i was looking for a place to work that in but couldn't find one, so now i'm just throwing that out there
Was there not a whole section of the sloppy furry thread dedicated to this one douchebag who decided jamming a mechanical pencil up his fun-stick was sexy?
yeah, i remember reading that and thinking "wow, my idea wasn't as godawful as i thought it was"
i put a lego spear up my peter once because i was curious
i was looking for a place to work that in but couldn't find one, so now i'm just throwing that out there
Was there not a whole section of the sloppy furry thread dedicated to this one douchebag who decided jamming a mechanical pencil up his fun-stick was sexy?
yeah, i remember reading that and thinking "wow, my idea wasn't as godawful as i thought it was"
... So, did you put a little helmet and a cape on John Thomas too?
Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited January 2007
So, it's about 1:00 AM here.... My insomnia is mostly caused by the horrible pain in my throat and the body-racking coughs, but still, here I am at the SE++... COINCEDENCE!?
So, it's about 1:00 AM here.... My insomnia is mostly caused by the horrible pain in my throat and the body-racking coughs, but still, here I am at the SE++... COINCEDENCE!?
Just finished homework, 3AM here. Fuck 2 math courses in the eye.
So, it's about 1:00 AM here.... My insomnia is mostly caused by the horrible pain in my throat and the body-racking coughs, but still, here I am at the SE++... COINCEDENCE!?
Just finished homework, 3AM here. Fuck 2 math courses in the eye.
HA! Fie on you, sir, for I only attend my public schooling sessions once a week. Furthermore, that's actually my class schedule and not me being some dangerous, ditching rebel on the edge of society, but who really has a heart of gold.
I wonder how long I would have to go without masturbating before I would literally break from reality and start hallucinating.
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You'd have one of two things happen to you. You'd either start going off at the slightest thing, popping boners at every attractive woman you'd see or you'd just lose your sex drive and become mellowed out, only to explode in a violent sexual rage where you rape somebody like two months later.
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I wonder how long I would have to go without masturbating before I would literally break from reality and start hallucinating.
EDIT: TOP OF THE PAGE BITCHES
You'd have one of two things happen to you. You'd either start going off at the slightest thing, popping boners at every attractive woman you'd see or you'd just lose your sex drive and become mellowed out, only to explode in a violent sexual rage where you rape somebody like two months later.
I wonder how long I would have to go without masturbating before I would literally break from reality and start hallucinating.
EDIT: TOP OF THE PAGE BITCHES
You'd have one of two things happen to you. You'd either start going off at the slightest thing, popping boners at every attractive woman you'd see or you'd just lose your sex drive and become mellowed out, only to explode in a violent sexual rage where you rape somebody like two months later.
Strangely enough, either of those options seems like they have similar conseqences in the end.
Realistically, you would have wet dreams before you got to the hallucinating part, I just realized. Damn, there goes that idea.
I wonder how long I would have to go without masturbating before I would literally break from reality and start hallucinating.
EDIT: TOP OF THE PAGE BITCHES
You'd have one of two things happen to you. You'd either start going off at the slightest thing, popping boners at every attractive woman you'd see or you'd just lose your sex drive and become mellowed out, only to explode in a violent sexual rage where you rape somebody like two months later.
I'll take box number two please Bob.
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I wonder how long I would have to go without masturbating before I would literally break from reality and start hallucinating.
EDIT: TOP OF THE PAGE BITCHES
You'd have one of two things happen to you. You'd either start going off at the slightest thing, popping boners at every attractive woman you'd see or you'd just lose your sex drive and become mellowed out, only to explode in a violent sexual rage where you rape somebody like two months later.
I'll take box number two please Bob.
I could post something about how taking a box is very similar to option two... I won't, though, because that's beneath me.
I wonder how long I would have to go without masturbating before I would literally break from reality and start hallucinating.
EDIT: TOP OF THE PAGE BITCHES
You'd have one of two things happen to you. You'd either start going off at the slightest thing, popping boners at every attractive woman you'd see or you'd just lose your sex drive and become mellowed out, only to explode in a violent sexual rage where you rape somebody like two months later.
Strangely enough, either of those options seems like they have similar conseqences in the end.
Realistically, you would have wet dreams before you got to the hallucinating part, I just realized. Damn, there goes that idea.
I actually have to masturbate at least once every few days, as instructed by my doctor.
If I don't keep my system clean bad things happen.
Painful things.
Things better left imagined than spoken of.
The protein in his semen forms crystalline spines which pierce his seminal vesicles every time his ballsack moves. And then when he finally does cum to clean the pipes its like somebody's pulling a sea anenome out of his dick.
I actually have to masturbate at least once every few days, as instructed by my doctor.
If I don't keep my system clean bad things happen.
Painful things.
Things better left imagined than spoken of.
The protein in his semen forms crystalline spines which pierce his seminal vesicles every time his ballsack moves. And then when he finally does cum to clean the pipes its like somebody's pulling a sea anenome out of his dick.
He must have super-sperm. Little tiny sperm with headbands, dressed in reds and blues as if they were part of Double Dragon.
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I just couldn't sleep in a pool of my gf's blood. Fuck that noise.
I have three sisters
I don't know if you have any sisters, but a favorite thing of my sisters to do was to describe, in detail, their menstrual cycles. it used to gross me out, but after having sex with a girl on her period I have pretty much come to terms with the whole biological process. ruined a damn good pair of boxers in the process too
i threw it out when she left
i would've burned it in a field somewhere but we had a pretty dry summer
"he's seen everything, he's seen it all."
i rock
i was looking for a place to work that in but couldn't find one, so now i'm just throwing that out there
Was there not a whole section of the sloppy furry thread dedicated to this one douchebag who decided jamming a mechanical pencil up his fun-stick was sexy?
yeah, i remember reading that and thinking "wow, my idea wasn't as godawful as i thought it was"
brave new world indeed
... So, did you put a little helmet and a cape on John Thomas too?
i've always been one of those touch-the-stove-to-find-out-it's-hot guys, though
I just now realized it's 2007 for real
and that I don't give a shit
2009's the party year
Just finished homework, 3AM here. Fuck 2 math courses in the eye.
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HA! Fie on you, sir, for I only attend my public schooling sessions once a week. Furthermore, that's actually my class schedule and not me being some dangerous, ditching rebel on the edge of society, but who really has a heart of gold.
Stay gold.
You'd have one of two things happen to you. You'd either start going off at the slightest thing, popping boners at every attractive woman you'd see or you'd just lose your sex drive and become mellowed out, only to explode in a violent sexual rage where you rape somebody like two months later.
Say it slow, baby. :winky:
Strangely enough, either of those options seems like they have similar conseqences in the end.
Realistically, you would have wet dreams before you got to the hallucinating part, I just realized. Damn, there goes that idea.
I'll take box number two please Bob.
I could post something about how taking a box is very similar to option two... I won't, though, because that's beneath me.
put on a clothespeg before sleeping duh
If I don't keep my system clean bad things happen.
Painful things.
Things better left imagined than spoken of.
The protein in his semen forms crystalline spines which pierce his seminal vesicles every time his ballsack moves. And then when he finally does cum to clean the pipes its like somebody's pulling a sea anenome out of his dick.
SEA ANEMONE
He must have super-sperm. Little tiny sperm with headbands, dressed in reds and blues as if they were part of Double Dragon.
Littering a room with very tiny bullet holes, leaving none alive.