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[Phalla] The Phalla Scriptures--Game Over! Village and Ishmael Victory! LOCK Please!

lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correctMove to New ZealandRegistered User regular
edited March 2010 in Critical Failures
The Phalla Scriptures

Let me take you back in time. Let me take you to the beginning of this era of time. The Common Era as it is known in Scientific circle. Let me take you back in time. Let me take you to the thirty-second year of this era, and the presence of a new force in the world.

For years, the peoples of the lands have held onto their personal faiths, polytheistic or monotheistic, both have lived respectively together for centuries. But now a young man named Joshua has risen and along with his friends, they are challenging the status quo in this life.

Let me take you sideways. To a place that exists outside of time. A place for Heroes and Kings, Judges and Prophets. A place of darkness, where dramatic battles are to be fought out. Where the history and the future of mankind will be decided.

It is here, in this black featureless stadium, that the Heroes of the Old Testament, the Torah, The Haftorah will make their stand against these newcomers to the land and to History.


Rules:

This is a Phalla. If you are unfamiliar with this game, please go here. This game is a standard game with two or three experimental mechanics added in.

Every night, vote in !Red for a person to toss out of the stadium and into irrelevancy.

All standard and accepted rules apply.

-No screen caps or direct quotes to prove anything.
-Dead must stay Dead.
-One Ghost Post
- etc etc.

Warning!!!

If you are in any way hypersensitive, or you have a problem with Religious irreverence, then this game is most likely NOT for you.


Clarifications can be asked for in Orange, though I make no promises whether or not I will answer them the way you want me to.

Vote Close will be 11:59pm EST/8:59 PST/4:59am GMT

This game is designed for 50 players.


For anybody who hasn't played a game under me before, I tend to give and use nicknames to players who's names are too long for my laziness.

Generic Village Role PM::
Standard Villager: You are one of the residents within the dusty tome of the Old Testament. The Bible. The Torah. The Tanakh. Whatever name it has been given, it is one of the oldest religious documents around, and has been the foundation of one of the most long-standing religions of all time. But, your faith and your beliefs and your very way of life are under attack by this new band of rebels. Everything that you have stood up for, believed in, and even died for is at stake from this new group of heretics and blasphemers. Remove them from your midst, and from the nation of Judea before they corrupt everything and everyone into following them down the path towards Hell.

Ability: Vote each night to remove a player from the game.
Alignment: Old Testament; Village
Feature: Male/Female/Specialty


Clarifications:

--Anything timestamped as 11:59pm will be accepted. 12:00am will not.

What do specialties and features do to affect the game?

Everybody has a Feature. It is Male or Female. Some characters will have an additional Feature to them, and I chose to call them Specialties. They may or may not effect the game.


Player List:

The Living:


6.Zandracon, Deborah
8. Delmain, Aaron
41. MrBlarney, Judah
47. Minor Second, Ishmael



The Dead:

48. REG Rysk, Elishah
44. Jaenther, Samson

10. The Cow King, Paul
30. garroad_ran, Joseph

35. Kingmole, Jonah

1. kime, Luke the Apostle
3. Advent, Sarah
4. Burnage, Joseph
7. Rawkking Goodguy, Mark
9. romanqwerty, Adam
11. Daius, Gideon
12. Fiaryn, Judas
15. Delphinidaes, Esau
18. [strike]Kilnaga[/strike] jdarksun
20. CoreGoon, John
22. Zellpher, Eve
24. Notch, King David
26. Winky, Abel
27. Demurist, Virgin Mary
28. crimsoncoyote, Miriam
29. Egos, Joshua
31. FrostMist, Abraham
32. Samurai6966, Hagar, Victorious
34. shalmelo, Simeon
37. Dunadan019, Benjamin
38. Tiphareth, Dinah
40. Qualmi-chan, Isaac
42. Kay, King Saul
43. Kias, Noah
45. Gumpy, Leah
46. TheLawinator, Ruth
49. Dogbone33, Dan
50. MrDefecation, Lot
13. The_Reflection, Rachel
17. Aegis, Esther
25. Sepah, Solomon
33.[strike]vagrant_winds[/strike] lemminghead, Matthew
36. Bliss 101, Elijah
5.Simonwolf, Jacob/Israel
23. Hylianbunny, Jesus
14. Hippie, Peter
16. Ringo, Magdalene
19. Alegis, Job
21. WhiteWolf, Moses
39. Arasaki, Caine
2.FWD, Jonathon


Reserves:


2. B:L
4. Kratalightblade



Narrations:

Role PMs:

Mafia & Neutrals
Village Specials, Cain & Abel
And Everybody Else

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    First!

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    hey this sounds fun

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    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Traditoooooooooooooooooon

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Having once watched a woman in a burqa perform a striptease, I am more than happy to sign up for religious irreverence

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Moses, noooooo

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  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Moo

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  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Joshua says "dude, don't be a dick."

    also roleeeplaying!

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  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    !Sign and if you make me Mary Magdalene I'll end you.

    =P

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  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Build me an ark!

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  • The Cow KingThe Cow King Walls of Jakiro Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Hey Zan don't be stealing mah thunder.

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    edited February 2010
    You shall sign up three times

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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    "And I'm his friend Jesus!"

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    It's been a while Phalla.

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    edited February 2010
    Sign up

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  • HippieHippie Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    An ahava phalla?!?

    HALLELUJAH

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  • DelphinidaesDelphinidaes FFXIV: Delphi Kisaragi Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    SIGN UP!

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  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited February 2010


    For years, the peoples of the lands have held onto their personal faiths, polytheistic or monotheistic, both have lived respectively together for centuries. But now a young man named Joshua has risen and along with his friends, they are challenging the status quo in this life.


    The_World_Ends_with_you.jpg

    !!!!!

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  • DelphinidaesDelphinidaes FFXIV: Delphi Kisaragi Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Hippie wrote: »
    An ahava phalla?!?

    HALLELUJAH

    It's a Phallahava

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  • RingoRingo Out of things to say Heartbreak HillRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Imma gon write my own testament

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    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • AegisAegis Not Quite TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I sign up as the Pharaoh, as nothing bad can possibly happen to me!

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    edited February 2010
    Sign Up

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    For years, the peoples of the lands have held onto their personal faiths, polytheistic or monotheistic, both have lived respectively together for centuries. But now a young man named Joshua has risen and along with his friends, they are challenging the status quo in this life.

    josh-lyman1.jpg

    :?:

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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Holy noodles

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Burnage wrote: »
    For years, the peoples of the lands have held onto their personal faiths, polytheistic or monotheistic, both have lived respectively together for centuries. But now a young man named Joshua has risen and along with his friends, they are challenging the status quo in this life.
    josh-lyman1.jpg

    :?:


    Stop giving me Mini ideas, dammit.

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  • AegisAegis Not Quite TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Surely West Wing deserves a main.

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  • CoreGoonCoreGoon Registered User
    edited February 2010
    Y HALO THAR!

    I have no trouble with religious irreverence. My gods have been made into cartoon characters dammit. :P

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    If you can come up with 50ish roles for me to use that doens't involve making up the senators/Reps, then i'll do it.

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  • WhiteWolfWhiteWolf Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Sign up!

    This looks very interesting.

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  • AegisAegis Not Quite TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    CoreGoon wrote: »
    Y HALO THAR!

    I have no trouble with religious irreverence. My gods have been made into cartoon characters dammit. :P

    Quick, someone advance the timeline forward to the Crusades so we have a person to vote for Day 1!

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  • CoreGoonCoreGoon Registered User
    edited February 2010
    Aegis wrote: »
    CoreGoon wrote: »
    Y HALO THAR!

    I have no trouble with religious irreverence. My gods have been made into cartoon characters dammit. :P

    Quick, someone advance the timeline forward to the Crusades so we have a person to vote for Day 1!

    Oh shi- D:

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  • ZellpherZellpher Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    sig fig jig big ign light phtagn uuuuuurrr....

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  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    lonelyahava is one person who I will come out of 'retirement' for.

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    edited February 2010
    Sign Up!

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  • SepahSepah Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    And the clouds opened up, and God said,

    "I hate you Sepah."

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    Minerva_SC wrote:
    I don't think I've ever raged as hard as I just did. The amount of stupidity was so intense I couldn't eben think of words venomous enough to insult my team mates. I was literally choking on my own rage. I can only hope they all live in the same city and die in a tragic bus accident today, or tommorow. I'll pray to whatever dark god I have to.

    ah yes another night of LoL.
  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    !sign up

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  • DemuristDemurist Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    As an ordained priest, I find this Phalla freaking awesome! SIGN UP!

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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    !Signnnnn

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I'll sign up, being non-religious I doubt I'll be offended...

    just watch me turn into a spokesmen for concerned Christians.......
    they're watching me

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  • garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I actually rather enjoy religious irreverence

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  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    !signup

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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited February 2010
    Signing up to be zombiespacepirateninjarobotjesus.

    I'm going to Hell.

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    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
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