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This takes me back... [Mass Effect]

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  • evilthecatevilthecat regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    klemming wrote: »
    Dude.
    Check out the GameFAQs Character Battle.
    Shepard is getting his ass kicked by Pikachu.

    I'm sorry, but how many reporters has the shock mouse punched in the face?

    see, while shep is punching defenceless women, pikachu is out there smoking terrorists.

    PIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    ..wait for it..

    CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    SHEPARD

    USES INCINERATE

    IT'S

    SUPER-EFFECTIVE

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2010
    Joker walking around didn't bother me, even if I missed the whole Ceberus givin' him better bones thing, but what did is when, at the end of the game,
    he left his seat to go shoot an assault rifle. And they they had to wait for him to run alllll the way back to the pilot's seat.
    YOU HAD YOUR 15 MINUTES

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  • FairchildFairchild Rabbit used short words that were easy to understand, like "Hello Pooh, how about Lunch ?" Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Playing an Infiltrator on Haaaaardcore, and
    dang those Husks are suddenly a PITA with a layer of Armor on them. Previously Jack could just Shockwave them away with a wave of her hand, but now it's suddenly not so easy. I find myself burning up heavy weapon ammo on 'em. I'd better do Zaeed's loyalty mission quick, cuz I really need that Inferno Grenade now.

    Fairchild on
  • NuzakNuzak regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    joker got the taste of being a hero, and now he can't go back

    next thing you know he'll be sleeping with tali

    Nuzak on
  • Fatty McBeardoFatty McBeardo regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Lucascraft wrote: »
    During Blizzcon this year, they had a panel where they brought all the Starcraft 2 VA's up on stage, plus the VA director. It was very insightful to hear them talk about how they did the work. Not every game studio or game is the same, but in SC2, each VA basically recorded in a vacuum with the director giving them queues and scene descriptions.

    My former neighbor does a lot of voice acting. He's done some background stuff for a couple of games. He said that's how it works most of the time - you're in a booth by yourself with someone telling you to read the same lines over and over, using different emphasis and emotions. "Now say it questioningly. Now say it surprised, etc."

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  • FairchildFairchild Rabbit used short words that were easy to understand, like "Hello Pooh, how about Lunch ?" Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nuzak wrote: »
    joker got the taste of being a hero, and now he can't go back

    next thing you know he'll be sleeping with tali
    Keep him away from the Asari, they really will f_ck him to death.

    Fairchild on
  • envoy1envoy1 regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Fairchild wrote: »
    Playing an Infiltrator on Haaaaardcore, and
    dang those Husks are suddenly a PITA with a layer of Armor on them. Previously Jack could just Shockwave them away with a wave of her hand, but now it's suddenly not so easy. I find myself burning up heavy weapon ammo on 'em. I'd better do Zaeed's loyalty mission quick, cuz I really need that Inferno Grenade now.
    Having been burned yesterday I'm spoilering everything now. I haven't played as infiltrator but am insanely proud at having completed the IFF mission with engineer on insanity without dying a single time. Dealing with armored husks was a case of reave one, warp the other and have jack shockwave them. Boom, two down. Try it for super fun times.

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  • NuzakNuzak regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Fairchild wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    joker got the taste of being a hero, and now he can't go back

    next thing you know he'll be sleeping with tali
    Keep him away from the Asari, they really will f_ck him to death.

    you're allowed to swear on these boards

    except in the case of the glorious edict

    Nuzak on
  • GalagaGalaxianGalagaGalaxian Registered User
    edited March 2010
    Goose him to death?


    Oh wait...

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  • Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Goomba wrote: »
    Joker walking around didn't bother me, even if I missed the whole Ceberus givin' him better bones thing, but what did is when, at the end of the game,
    he left his seat to go shoot an assault rifle. And they they had to wait for him to run alllll the way back to the pilot's seat.
    YOU HAD YOUR 15 MINUTES
    This is especially annoying if one or more members of your team of ultimate badasses is already onboard. Why the hell isn't one of them providing cover fire so the pilot can focus on getting us the hell outta here?

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  • LucascraftLucascraft regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Goomba wrote: »
    Joker walking around didn't bother me, even if I missed the whole Ceberus givin' him better bones thing, but what did is when, at the end of the game,
    he left his seat to go shoot an assault rifle. And they they had to wait for him to run alllll the way back to the pilot's seat.
    YOU HAD YOUR 15 MINUTES
    This is especially annoying if one or more members of your team of ultimate badasses is already onboard. Why the hell isn't one of them providing cover fire so the pilot can focus on getting us the hell outta here?

    Yeah, I picked Jacob as my romantic interest for FemShep.
    In the interest of roleplaying, I sent Jacob to escort the crew back to the Normandy II in an effort to keep him alive. When the Normandy swoops in at the end, I was a bit surprised that it was Joker shooting from the open bay door and not Jacob.

    Lucascraft on
  • Proven MortalProven Mortal Registered User
    edited March 2010
    Did Bioware ever give a release date for the Hammerhead DLC ?

    I've looked around and the best answer I've seen so far is "soon"

    Thats not soon enough ! I say while thinking of the Futurama episode Fry and the Slurm Factory.

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  • LucascraftLucascraft regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I haven't heard anything about DLC for ME2 yet, but what I read somewhere is that after the Return to Ostagar fiasco, Bioware is gonna be a bit more elusive about release dates.

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  • RobmanRobman regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    OK so first impressions 4 hours into the game.

    Pretty awesome game. Much better combat. BOOM, HEADSHOT. Cloak is the best. Awesome characters, Archangel's intro and sequence is A++++

    That being said.

    Come the fuck on, Bioware. We told you that the nerdbait characters had to go. Two minutes on the Normandy and my personal assistant already wants to blow me?

    Robman on
  • EgosEgos regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Robman wrote: »
    Come the fuck on, Bioware. We told you that the nerdbait characters had to go. Two minutes on the Normandy and my personal assistant already wants to blow me?

    We said that, the official forums on the other hand...

    Egos on
  • JoolanderJoolander regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Robman wrote: »
    OK so first impressions 4 hours into the game.

    Pretty awesome game. Much better combat. BOOM, HEADSHOT. Cloak is the best. Awesome characters, Archangel's intro and sequence is A++++

    That being said.

    Come the fuck on, Bioware. We told you that the nerdbait characters had to go. Two minutes on the Normandy and my personal assistant already wants to blow me?


    they do hint at why she's that way though


    deep psychological issues

    or
    scale itch

    Joolander on
  • KasanagiKasanagi Registered User
    edited March 2010
    wow, these threads go so fast.

    Yeah, coming back to ME2 from my ME1 playthrough was a breath of fresh air. Combat is so much more enjoyable.

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  • FeriluceFeriluce Adrift on the morning star. Aberdeen, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Did Bioware ever give a release date for the Hammerhead DLC ?

    I've looked around and the best answer I've seen so far is "soon"

    Thats not soon enough ! I say while thinking of the Futurama episode Fry and the Slurm Factory.

    All they have said is late March I believe. At least that's what the blurb says on the main site.

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  • donhonkdonhonk regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Robman wrote: »
    Come the fuck on, Bioware. We told you that the nerdbait characters had to go. Two minutes on the Normandy and my personal assistant already wants to blow me?

    Can you blame her?

    I mean... You did save the universe.

    donhonk on
  • Proven MortalProven Mortal Registered User
    edited March 2010
    I really cant figure out if EDI's hologram thing is supposed to be an inside joke or something, but it sure as hell looks like a floating blue vibrating vagina.

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  • PancakePancake regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I really cant figure out if EDI's hologram thing is supposed to be an inside joke or something, but it sure as hell looks like a floating blue vibrating vagina.

    Or maybe you're just a giant pervert projecting genitals onto everything.

    Pancake on
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  • Proven MortalProven Mortal Registered User
    edited March 2010
    Pancake wrote: »
    I really cant figure out if EDI's hologram thing is supposed to be an inside joke or something, but it sure as hell looks like a floating blue vibrating vagina.

    Or maybe you're just a giant pervert projecting genitals onto everything.

    Thats a possibility, but I doubt I'm the only one seeing this, cant really see what the hell its supposed to look like really.

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  • Dr. WormDr. Worm regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    donhonk wrote: »
    Robman wrote: »
    Come the fuck on, Bioware. We told you that the nerdbait characters had to go. Two minutes on the Normandy and my personal assistant already wants to blow me?

    Can you blame her?

    I mean... You did save the universe.

    It's flirting, at least at first. I mean, Shepard is a delicious hunk of man-meat after all. With scars.

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Pancake wrote: »
    I really cant figure out if EDI's hologram thing is supposed to be an inside joke or something, but it sure as hell looks like a floating blue vibrating vagina.

    Or maybe you're just a giant pervert projecting genitals onto everything.

    It's only perverted if you get arrested. ;-)

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  • EgosEgos regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Dr. Worm wrote: »
    donhonk wrote: »
    Robman wrote: »
    Come the fuck on, Bioware. We told you that the nerdbait characters had to go. Two minutes on the Normandy and my personal assistant already wants to blow me?

    Can you blame her?

    I mean... You did save the universe.

    It's flirting, at least at first. I mean, Shepard is a delicious hunk of man-meat after all. With scars.

    Is femme Shepard a delicious piece of man-meat :D?

    Egos on
  • XyyzXyyz Registered User
    edited March 2010
    Now that I think about it, you know who Zaeed reminds me of?
    w7ii8.jpg

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  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I do not really see how you could arrive at edi looking like a vagina

    Eat it You Nasty Pig. on
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  • PancakePancake regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Egos wrote: »
    Dr. Worm wrote: »
    donhonk wrote: »
    Robman wrote: »
    Come the fuck on, Bioware. We told you that the nerdbait characters had to go. Two minutes on the Normandy and my personal assistant already wants to blow me?

    Can you blame her?

    I mean... You did save the universe.

    It's flirting, at least at first. I mean, Shepard is a delicious hunk of man-meat after all. With scars.

    Is femme Shepard a delicious piece of man-meat :D?

    Female Shepard is transgendered. (And black.)

    Pancake on
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  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Xyyz wrote: »
    Now that I think about it, you know who Zaeed reminds me of?
    w7ii8.jpg

    you and me, we are the same

    I was really hoping this would be played up somehow, but near as I can tell it wasn't

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  • manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Dr. Worm wrote: »
    donhonk wrote: »
    Robman wrote: »
    Come the fuck on, Bioware. We told you that the nerdbait characters had to go. Two minutes on the Normandy and my personal assistant already wants to blow me?

    Can you blame her?

    I mean... You did save the universe.

    It's flirting, at least at first. I mean, Shepard is a delicious hunk of man-meat after all. With scars.

    "That is a dirty stereotype! ... It happens to be true in my case but still."

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  • PancakePancake regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Dyscord wrote: »
    I do not really see how you could arrive at edi looking like a vagina

    Well, you see, when EDI talks, the hologram totally looks like a vagina. And I concluded that it looks like a vagina and not, say, the shape of a mouth because it couldn't look like anything like a vagina. That spherical shape is totally like the Normandy's vulva. I'm not a pervert or anything. I just like finding vaginas in everything.

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    It's a good thing this game didn't let us customize our bodies ala Saints Row 2. Imagine the kind of monstrosities that would have arisen.

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  • -Tal-Tal regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    i kind of want to see a morbidly obese Shepard making the final run towards the Normandy

    -Tal on
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  • CouscousCouscous regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    -Tal wrote: »
    i kind of want to see a morbidly obese Shepard making the final run towards the Normandy

    Or morbidly obese Shepard combined with gay mods.

    Couscous on
  • Proven MortalProven Mortal Registered User
    edited March 2010
    Pancake wrote: »
    Dyscord wrote: »
    I do not really see how you could arrive at edi looking like a vagina

    Well, you see, when EDI talks, the hologram totally looks like a vagina. And I concluded that it looks like a vagina and not, say, the shape of a mouth because it couldn't look like anything like a vagina. That spherical shape is totally like the Normandy's vulva. I'm not a pervert or anything. I just like finding vaginas in everything.

    Yeah I post about them in all the threads I can.

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  • PancakePancake regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Couscous wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    i kind of want to see a morbidly obese Shepard making the final run towards the Normandy

    Or morbidly obese Shepard combined with gay mods.

    This takes me back to Dragon Age.

    Pancake on
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  • -Tal-Tal regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Couscous wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    i kind of want to see a morbidly obese Shepard making the final run towards the Normandy

    Or morbidly obese Shepard combined with gay mods.

    :?
    :winky:

    -Tal on
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  • EgosEgos regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Pancake wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    i kind of want to see a morbidly obese Shepard making the final run towards the Normandy

    Or morbidly obese Shepard combined with gay mods.

    This takes me back to Dragon Age.

    oooooh god, Alistair.

    Egos on
  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2010
    No seriously how the fuck do you get a vagina out of that? What the fuck?

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