I DREAMT ABOUT THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE AND I KILLED HILTLER
I was once contracted to kill Robert Mugabe. No zombie apocalypse... but still.
Unfortunately my nana was following me around and it is hard as fuck to be a stealthy assassin while your deaf octogenarian grandmother is offering you tea and saying "PARDON?"
And for like four months I had recurring vampire dreams where movie Jean Grey would seduce me, and just as she was about to bite me and turn me into a vampire I would wake up
famke jansen is pretty hot.
just be glad you dream of the x-men version and not the nip/tuck one.
oh man i killed 800 zombies and them one of em spoke SPANISH and i dont no how to speak SPANISH so i spoke HINDU which wasnt SPANISH and man it was like ismoke allthe blunts
last night i dreamt that i was recreating a play that id invented in grade school that was supposed to be the scariest play of all time - about a green monster with red horns. i don't remember much about the monster itself, it was very 'where the wild things are'. then at some point, Dave Coulier showed up and i was like "youre from full house!" and he was like "whoa, someone remembered!" and then we went walking
if i want to pet my dog i can call him over to me and he will sit there and lean on me and i will rub his back and his belly and he will flop allowing for the ultimate belly rubs
if i want to pet my parent's cat i have to catch him when he's unawares napping in the daytime and pet him, otherwise he is a bossy little prick
dogs > cats
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that's bullshit, cats are social as hell and will certainly miss their greatest living source of joy (assuming you are a good cat owner who pays attention to them)
as somebody who's been charged with assault and gotten in trouble with the law due to beating up people, i feel a little knowledgeable on the subject of the disposition one can get
you can externalize anger in yelling or breakin stuff or hurting things
or you can internalize it by stewing, abusin substances, or hurt yosself
when a cat stew too much he has it so omnipresent in he mind he can start to dream about it
whatever the end result of that dream, when it's the scenario in which he is the lone survivor who must stand off against X group it is a reflection of his disposition. his life has led him to insular feelings. cats coming inside the circle of comfort interrupt his status quo
gotta destroy them dudes
as an analogue, zombies are worse as in film they are a reflection of a consumer culture that is banging on your front door waiting for you to get out of the shower and watch as ya kids is eaten
they reflect the diseased mind of a cat who think he on a pedestal in society due to his disconnected presence, despite the fact he ain't exactly getting laid regularly
JimothyNot in front of the foxhe's with the owlRegistered Userregular
edited February 2010
Last night I had a dream that me and some high school friends were running away through the town from Ivan Ooze. It was actually really terrifying, reminded me of It, but with Ivan Ooze.
I remember it started with my dad finding a bunch of sludge on the laundry room floor, and then it forms into Ivan and starts chasing me.
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god i hate you all
what the fuck you can't say something is "trippy" or reminiscent of a drug trip if you've never actually tripped?
bull
shit
anjin think about that for a second and then realize how dumb it sounds
Haha "SPEAK UP DEAR!"
hallucinations of all sorts carry a certain similar characteristic thread of abnormality of experience
and honestly, after quite a bit of drug use in general yeah
famke jansen is pretty hot.
just be glad you dream of the x-men version and not the nip/tuck one.
i just hate cats
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http://beta.humugus.com/index.php/auth/register/inv/1966
I quick edited it, to make it more clear! : D
run3 posts an obviously incorrect statement
it would be news if it didn't happen every day
are you saying that when dukes attempt to describe things in terms they have no actual direct knowledge of, it is irritating?
yeah that's a fact
violence is the method of the man who wants to destroy and keep he self away from other mens
be it women mens, men mens or he-women men and the inverse
the conditioning of a mind that wants to keep others at bay, or you just have terrible interpersonal skills as a person
that is why there is no goal, you simply trying to survive in your gay dreams
because you are running from the ultimate gay fate: dying alone
which do i watch
all the time. any other time i wouldn't even care. but after a while when its about somebody's likely fictional gay dreams it's just URHGH
I like my pets to be cuddly and not having to train them.
flying pet piano!
http://beta.humugus.com/index.php/auth/register/inv/1966
that's all i remember
maybe you ought to compile them in a more rigorous manner in a longer text
unless you have magic cats, you have to train them
he can't he's stoned
just because you lack the ability to train dogs doesn't mean cats are better
this is bullshit, stoned people can carry on for a long time
i do some of my best work stoned to the bajeezus belt
yeah, train them to not poop where they are not supposed to and not scratching up the furniture.
but dogs take a lot more work, need a lot more attention and the whole dominance stuff is quite annoying.
while cats also have dominance issues, i do agree that dogs take more work. However, the payoff for a dog is usually greater than for a cat
Cats do not love you
Cats appreciate the food you give them but they will not give a shit if your house burns down with you in it
if i want to pet my parent's cat i have to catch him when he's unawares napping in the daytime and pet him, otherwise he is a bossy little prick
dogs > cats
and they leave you presents. dead rodenty or birdy or rabbity presents, but still presents.
as somebody who's been charged with assault and gotten in trouble with the law due to beating up people, i feel a little knowledgeable on the subject of the disposition one can get
you can externalize anger in yelling or breakin stuff or hurting things
or you can internalize it by stewing, abusin substances, or hurt yosself
when a cat stew too much he has it so omnipresent in he mind he can start to dream about it
whatever the end result of that dream, when it's the scenario in which he is the lone survivor who must stand off against X group it is a reflection of his disposition. his life has led him to insular feelings. cats coming inside the circle of comfort interrupt his status quo
gotta destroy them dudes
as an analogue, zombies are worse as in film they are a reflection of a consumer culture that is banging on your front door waiting for you to get out of the shower and watch as ya kids is eaten
they reflect the diseased mind of a cat who think he on a pedestal in society due to his disconnected presence, despite the fact he ain't exactly getting laid regularly
ya zombie dreams gay cause ya lonely
I remember it started with my dad finding a bunch of sludge on the laundry room floor, and then it forms into Ivan and starts chasing me.
I woke up before it was resolved.