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I dreamed I was a Terminator and I didn't want to wake up

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    i never smoked pot but if I DID IT'D BE KINDA LIKE THIS

    god i hate you all

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    it still stands, and the fact that that cat ain't done drugs makes invoking it as an analogue even gayer

    so suck my ball area

    what the fuck you can't say something is "trippy" or reminiscent of a drug trip if you've never actually tripped?

    bull

    shit

    anjin think about that for a second and then realize how dumb it sounds

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    alternatively

    I DREAMT ABOUT THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE AND I KILLED HILTLER

    I was once contracted to kill Robert Mugabe. No zombie apocalypse... but still.

    Unfortunately my nana was following me around and it is hard as fuck to be a stealthy assassin while your deaf octogenarian grandmother is offering you tea and saying "PARDON?"

    Haha "SPEAK UP DEAR!"

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    why does every jackoff equate drug usage to dreams

    unless its dmt, your dreams aren't very TRIPPY, MAN
    probably because they're extremely similar subjective experiences

    hallucinations of all sorts carry a certain similar characteristic thread of abnormality of experience

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    no, in reference to dreams i'm okay with this

    and honestly, after quite a bit of drug use in general yeah

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Anjin quit gettin' mad at videogames

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Javen wrote: »
    And for like four months I had recurring vampire dreams where movie Jean Grey would seduce me, and just as she was about to bite me and turn me into a vampire I would wake up

    famke jansen is pretty hot.

    just be glad you dream of the x-men version and not the nip/tuck one.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    what am i mad at

    i just hate cats

    distinctions

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Cats are adorable and fluffy, Anjin, don't be mean to them

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    anjin you are a weird fellow

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    oh man i killed 800 zombies and them one of em spoke SPANISH and i dont no how to speak SPANISH so i spoke HINDU which wasnt SPANISH and man it was like ismoke allthe blunts

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    that's too far to be parody

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    t anjin: You would know I guess?

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    somebody put him out of his misery

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    i always know everything, campion

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    cats are like dogs, only better.

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  • DudBoltDudBolt Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    what am i mad at

    i just hate cats

    distinctions

    :(

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    i always know everything, campion

    I quick edited it, to make it more clear! : D

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    cats are like dogs, only better.

    run3 posts an obviously incorrect statement

    it would be news if it didn't happen every day

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    i'm a bit lost on the point you're making, anjin

    are you saying that when dukes attempt to describe things in terms they have no actual direct knowledge of, it is irritating?

    yeah that's a fact

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    basically all ya'lls violent dreams come to one crippling conclusion

    violence is the method of the man who wants to destroy and keep he self away from other mens

    be it women mens, men mens or he-women men and the inverse

    the conditioning of a mind that wants to keep others at bay, or you just have terrible interpersonal skills as a person

    that is why there is no goal, you simply trying to survive in your gay dreams

    because you are running from the ultimate gay fate: dying alone

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    i'm waffling between watching patton and seven samurai

    which do i watch

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    i'm a bit lost on the point you're making, anjin

    are you saying that when dukes attempt to describe things in terms they have no actual direct knowledge of, it is irritating?

    yeah that's a fact

    all the time. any other time i wouldn't even care. but after a while when its about somebody's likely fictional gay dreams it's just URHGH

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    run3 posts an obviously incorrect statement

    it would be news if it didn't happen every day

    I like my pets to be cuddly and not having to train them.

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  • DudBoltDudBolt Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    i'm a bit lost on the point you're making, anjin

    are you saying that when dukes attempt to describe things in terms they have no actual direct knowledge of, it is irritating?

    yeah that's a fact

    all the time. any other time i wouldn't even care. but after a while when its about somebody's likely fictional gay dreams it's just URHGH

    flying pet piano!

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    last night i dreamt that i was recreating a play that id invented in grade school that was supposed to be the scariest play of all time - about a green monster with red horns. i don't remember much about the monster itself, it was very 'where the wild things are'. then at some point, Dave Coulier showed up and i was like "youre from full house!" and he was like "whoa, someone remembered!" and then we went walking

    that's all i remember

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    anjin you often got some certain insights that you express but they always feel woefully incomplete and scattered

    maybe you ought to compile them in a more rigorous manner in a longer text

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    run3 posts an obviously incorrect statement

    it would be news if it didn't happen every day

    I like my pets to be cuddly and not having to train them.

    unless you have magic cats, you have to train them

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    anjin you often got some certain insights that you express but they always feel woefully incomplete and scattered

    maybe you ought to compile them in a more rigorous manner in a longer text

    he can't he's stoned

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    run3 posts an obviously incorrect statement

    it would be news if it didn't happen every day

    I like my pets to be cuddly and not having to train them.

    just because you lack the ability to train dogs doesn't mean cats are better

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    anjin you often got some certain insights that you express but they always feel woefully incomplete and scattered

    maybe you ought to compile them in a more rigorous manner in a longer text

    he can't he's stoned
    the beatles were stoned

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    anjin you often got some certain insights that you express but they always feel woefully incomplete and scattered

    maybe you ought to compile them in a more rigorous manner in a longer text

    he can't he's stoned

    this is bullshit, stoned people can carry on for a long time

    i do some of my best work stoned to the bajeezus belt

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    unless you have magic cats, you have to train them

    yeah, train them to not poop where they are not supposed to and not scratching up the furniture.

    but dogs take a lot more work, need a lot more attention and the whole dominance stuff is quite annoying.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    run you apparently OWN cats so i'm surprised that you did not know that they do not come already knowing what the fuck to do

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    unless you have magic cats, you have to train them

    yeah, train them to not poop where they are not supposed to and not scratching up the furniture.

    but dogs take a lot more work, need a lot more attention and the whole dominance stuff is quite annoying.

    while cats also have dominance issues, i do agree that dogs take more work. However, the payoff for a dog is usually greater than for a cat

    Cats do not love you

    Cats appreciate the food you give them but they will not give a shit if your house burns down with you in it

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    if i want to pet my dog i can call him over to me and he will sit there and lean on me and i will rub his back and his belly and he will flop allowing for the ultimate belly rubs

    if i want to pet my parent's cat i have to catch him when he's unawares napping in the daytime and pet him, otherwise he is a bossy little prick

    dogs > cats

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    of course they don't. they are cats. but they also don't behave like attention starved four year olds.

    and they leave you presents. dead rodenty or birdy or rabbity presents, but still presents. :)

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    that's bullshit, cats are social as hell and will certainly miss their greatest living source of joy (assuming you are a good cat owner who pays attention to them)

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    what, about violent dreams?

    as somebody who's been charged with assault and gotten in trouble with the law due to beating up people, i feel a little knowledgeable on the subject of the disposition one can get

    you can externalize anger in yelling or breakin stuff or hurting things

    or you can internalize it by stewing, abusin substances, or hurt yosself

    when a cat stew too much he has it so omnipresent in he mind he can start to dream about it

    whatever the end result of that dream, when it's the scenario in which he is the lone survivor who must stand off against X group it is a reflection of his disposition. his life has led him to insular feelings. cats coming inside the circle of comfort interrupt his status quo

    gotta destroy them dudes

    as an analogue, zombies are worse as in film they are a reflection of a consumer culture that is banging on your front door waiting for you to get out of the shower and watch as ya kids is eaten

    they reflect the diseased mind of a cat who think he on a pedestal in society due to his disconnected presence, despite the fact he ain't exactly getting laid regularly

    ya zombie dreams gay cause ya lonely

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Last night I had a dream that me and some high school friends were running away through the town from Ivan Ooze. It was actually really terrifying, reminded me of It, but with Ivan Ooze.

    I remember it started with my dad finding a bunch of sludge on the laundry room floor, and then it forms into Ivan and starts chasing me.

    I woke up before it was resolved.

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