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the man in the chair.

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  • SlungsolowSlungsolow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    do you often have trouble finding your car?

    Slungsolow on
    fuck your forums, fuck your administrator and fuck dynagrip for getting away with the long troll.
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Check teh IP!

    Meissnerd on
  • supernova_angelsupernova_angel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    it's not huffable...

    it's like fingerpaint smelling
    with compressed air.

    technically we could airbrush babies.

    supernova_angel on
  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    it's not huffable...
    It's really great to know that you've at least tried.

    Tallahasseeriel on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Not to try and be on topic, but doesn't anyone have the balls to tell some random person to shut the fuck up and leave them alone anymore? The last time I was at the dentist some old lady was trying to make small talk in the worst way until I just told her to be quiet and read a magazine like everyone else who is fucking bored in here. She looked at me all doe eyed for a moment then shut up. It works I tell ya!

    Hunter on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    it's not huffable...

    it's like fingerpaint smelling
    with compressed air.

    technically we could airbrush babies.

    Then what made you so retarded?

    Was it youthful trauma? Was it some sort of cognizant dissonance in your life?

    Tell us straight up, did your father ear-fuck you when you were a little child?

    Callius on
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  • supernova_angelsupernova_angel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I didn't try. I just know

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    the Taurus is a beast.
    and we refer to it as the clitaurus. for future reference.
    I will refer to you by the same name from now on. We welcome you clitaurus to our forums. From now on please use Alt + F5 to submit your posts, it's easier on our servers.

    TankHammer on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    let me set the scene for you.

    getting my cars front end re-aligned...
    which they say will take 1/2 hours...

    I bring the laptop thinking I will be getting my essay done for class.
    <awkward man comes and sits by me>
    he then begins to proceed to talk nonstop for the past hour...
    topics which he has discussed.
    -laptops
    -snakes
    -his three sons
    -his hat
    -george bush
    Topics which I care about.
    .
    .
    .


    I'm contemplating either vulcan nerve pinch.... or Snake's takedown method.....

    AND DISCUSS.
    (also for conversation backup topic will be creepy old men and the awkward conversation they make.)
    A friend of mine seems to always attract these weird old fucks who hit on her relentlessly.

    She eventually made a blog for her encounters

    http://inmyknapsack.blogspot.com/

    scarlet st. on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    What I'm saying is this, Cpt. Clitaurus.

    You need to send me pictures of your tits and then you need to leave.

    In that order.

    Callius on
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Actually, old guys are pretty gross. I work at a retirement home, and this 50 something woman I work with gets hit on all the time. And by hit on, I mean stalked.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    If I ran a retirement home, I'd bring in hookers for the old guys once a month and take 10% of the cash. I'd call my place Hookers for Old Guys.

    Hunter on
  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
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    Granny shiftin' not double clutchin like yah should!

    IpseDixit on
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    A friend of mine seems to always attract these weird old fucks who hit on her relentlessly.

    She eventually made a blog for her encounters

    http://inmyknapsack.blogspot.com/

    Sam, that is fantastic. :o

    Sheri on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    A friend of mine seems to always attract these weird old fucks who hit on her relentlessly.

    She eventually made a blog for her encounters

    http://inmyknapsack.blogspot.com/

    Sam, that is fantastic. :o

    You should write one about your experiences on SE++ for every time someone asks for bewb pictures. At least 100 entries would be Cal.

    Hunter on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Hunter wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    A friend of mine seems to always attract these weird old fucks who hit on her relentlessly.

    She eventually made a blog for her encounters

    http://inmyknapsack.blogspot.com/

    Sam, that is fantastic. :o

    You should write one about your experiences on SE++ for every time someone asks for bewb pictures. At least 100 entries would be Cal.

    It's funny 'cause I just PMed her with a request for them.

    Callius on
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    A friend of mine seems to always attract these weird old fucks who hit on her relentlessly.

    She eventually made a blog for her encounters

    http://inmyknapsack.blogspot.com/

    Sam, that is fantastic. :o

    You should write one about your experiences on SE++ for every time someone asks for bewb pictures. At least 100 entries would be Cal.

    It's funny 'cause I just PMed her with a request for them.

    Then I guess I can ignore this will PM pop-up window. . .

    Sheri on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    A friend of mine seems to always attract these weird old fucks who hit on her relentlessly.

    She eventually made a blog for her encounters

    http://inmyknapsack.blogspot.com/

    Sam, that is fantastic. :o

    You should write one about your experiences on SE++ for every time someone asks for bewb pictures. At least 100 entries would be Cal.

    It's funny 'cause I just PMed her with a request for them.

    Then I guess I can ignore this will PM pop-up window. . .

    You wound me... One day I'll see you topless. One day!

    Also, there's more in there. Namely about poi and photography.

    Callius on
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    A friend of mine seems to always attract these weird old fucks who hit on her relentlessly.

    She eventually made a blog for her encounters

    http://inmyknapsack.blogspot.com/

    Sam, that is fantastic. :o

    You should write one about your experiences on SE++ for every time someone asks for bewb pictures. At least 100 entries would be Cal.

    It's funny 'cause I just PMed her with a request for them.

    Then I guess I can ignore this will PM pop-up window. . .

    You wound me... One day I'll see you topless. One day!

    Also, there's more in there. Namely about poi and photography.

    Yeah, and disappointment.

    Sheri on
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    do we know if she's hot yet

    Fallout on
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  • The_Indigo_ApocalypseThe_Indigo_Apocalypse Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    it's not huffable...

    it's like fingerpaint smelling
    with compressed air.

    technically we could airbrush babies.

    Then what made you so retarded?

    Was it youthful trauma? Was it some sort of cognizant dissonance in your life?

    Tell us straight up, did your father ear-fuck you when you were a little child?

    Ahahaha, god I love you Callius.

    The_Indigo_Apocalypse on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    A friend of mine seems to always attract these weird old fucks who hit on her relentlessly.

    She eventually made a blog for her encounters

    http://inmyknapsack.blogspot.com/

    Sam, that is fantastic. :o

    You should write one about your experiences on SE++ for every time someone asks for bewb pictures. At least 100 entries would be Cal.

    It's funny 'cause I just PMed her with a request for them.

    Then I guess I can ignore this will PM pop-up window. . .

    You wound me... One day I'll see you topless. One day!

    Also, there's more in there. Namely about poi and photography.

    Yeah, and disappointment.

    Our relationship is built on disappointment, Sheri.

    You never show me tits.
    I don't go to your dad's house and dance around topless.

    Callius on
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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    it's not huffable...

    it's like fingerpaint smelling
    with compressed air.

    technically we could airbrush babies.

    Then what made you so retarded?

    Was it youthful trauma? Was it some sort of cognizant dissonance in your life?

    Tell us straight up, did your father ear-fuck you when you were a little child?

    Ahahaha, god I love you Callius.

    Ahh Callius

    bless ya lad.

    FortyTwo on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    A friend of mine seems to always attract these weird old fucks who hit on her relentlessly.

    She eventually made a blog for her encounters

    http://inmyknapsack.blogspot.com/

    Sam, that is fantastic. :o

    You should write one about your experiences on SE++ for every time someone asks for bewb pictures. At least 100 entries would be Cal.

    It's funny 'cause I just PMed her with a request for them.

    Then I guess I can ignore this will PM pop-up window. . .

    You wound me... One day I'll see you topless. One day!

    Also, there's more in there. Namely about poi and photography.

    Yeah, and disappointment.

    Our relationship is built on disappointment, Sheri.

    You never show me tits.
    I don't go to your dad's house and dance around topless.

    Dad's disappointed, too.

    Sheri on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    A friend of mine seems to always attract these weird old fucks who hit on her relentlessly.

    She eventually made a blog for her encounters

    http://inmyknapsack.blogspot.com/

    Sam, that is fantastic. :o

    You should write one about your experiences on SE++ for every time someone asks for bewb pictures. At least 100 entries would be Cal.

    It's funny 'cause I just PMed her with a request for them.

    Then I guess I can ignore this will PM pop-up window. . .

    You wound me... One day I'll see you topless. One day!

    Also, there's more in there. Namely about poi and photography.

    Yeah, and disappointment.

    Our relationship is built on disappointment, Sheri.

    You never show me tits.
    I don't go to your dad's house and dance around topless.

    Dad's disappointed, too.

    ... God damn it.

    Alright, I make no promises but let's talk logistics.

    Callius on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Cal, one day when she's like 80 Sheri will totally send you boob shots via the neural integrated network and you'll be able to die in peace.

    Hunter on
  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Wait...so there ar NO tits in this thread?

    fuck this noise.

    FortyTwo on
  • SlungsolowSlungsolow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Hunter wrote:
    Cal, one day when she's like 80 Sheri will totally send you boob shots via the neural integrated network and you'll be able to die in peace.

    I hope this implies that he died from seeing them.

    Slungsolow on
    fuck your forums, fuck your administrator and fuck dynagrip for getting away with the long troll.
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Slungsolow wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    Cal, one day when she's like 80 Sheri will totally send you boob shots via the neural integrated network and you'll be able to die in peace.

    I hope this implies that he died from seeing them.

    80 year old tits? Man, who wants to live after that, seriously.

    Sheri on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    Slungsolow wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    Cal, one day when she's like 80 Sheri will totally send you boob shots via the neural integrated network and you'll be able to die in peace.

    I hope this implies that he died from seeing them.

    80 year old tits? Man, who wants to live after that, seriously.

    He'll be able to use Synaptic Memory Shop to make them look like you are now.

    Hunter on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Hunter wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Slungsolow wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    Cal, one day when she's like 80 Sheri will totally send you boob shots via the neural integrated network and you'll be able to die in peace.

    I hope this implies that he died from seeing them.

    80 year old tits? Man, who wants to live after that, seriously.

    He'll be able to use Synaptic Memory Shop to make them look like you are now.

    The future is a horrifying place.

    Sheri on
  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    FortyTwo wrote:
    Wait...so there ar NO tits in this thread?

    fuck this noise.
    I can PM you my tits if you want

    Nucsh on
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  • xeroismygodxeroismygod Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    This guy isn't the saved. Also he isn't exactly new to the forums either. Why he has a new account though is beyond me. This guy used to post here back in the day.

    xeroismygod on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Nucsh wrote:
    FortyTwo wrote:
    Wait...so there ar NO tits in this thread?

    fuck this noise.
    I can PM you my tits if you want

    Big eyelashes winking at you, baby.

    Callius on
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  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    This is a touch random...

    But is anyone here a legal expert?

    Say, if I'm driving and a cop pulls me over, what gives him the right to search my car? If I smell slightly of weed does that give him a right to go through it? Can he go through my trunk? When CAN'T he go through my trunk? Can I get in trouble for driving if I smell like weed? etc. etc.

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Are we talking about Sheri's boobs in here?

    Phonehand on
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  • xeroismygodxeroismygod Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    FortyTwo wrote:
    Wait...so there ar NO tits in this thread?

    fuck this noise.

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    xeroismygod on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Phonehand wrote:
    Are we talking about Sheri's boobs in here?

    No.

    We are talking about futureboobs.

    Sheri on
  • MendozaMendoza Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    quantum titties

    Mendoza on
  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    Phonehand wrote:
    Are we talking about Sheri's boobs in here?

    No.

    We are talking about futureboobs.
    I doubt they are going to change much.

    Phonehand on
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