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FREE PORTAL IS FREE - It's actually HL2:EP3 in disguise but don't tell anyone

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    SkabSkab Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
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    DarlanDarlan Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I know humor is a big part of what makes Portal fun, but the fat short guy, tall skinny guy "two stooges" design of those things seems to be straying a bit too far into cheap slapstick territory.

    Just my initial impression anyways.

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    LaCabraLaCabra MelbourneRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Looks super.

    That sure is a short video though.

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    KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I still need to beat Portal. I am just past the twist and around that area where you look into the empty boardroom.

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    SkabSkab Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Krathoon wrote: »
    I still need to beat Portal. I am just past the twist and around that area where you look into the empty boardroom.

    Uh, youre literally like 20 feet from the end, if i remember correctly

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    LaCabraLaCabra MelbourneRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    That could be one of two places, the boardroom with the powerpoint appears twice

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    PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The full GTTV episode has a little more stuff in it, but it's mostly saying stuff that we already know.

    PC/PS3 cross platform play is something they want to do, but it isn't confirmed as happening.

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    subediisubedii Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Peewi wrote: »
    The full GTTV episode has a little more stuff in it, but it's mostly saying stuff that we already know.

    PC/PS3 cross platform play is something they want to do, but it isn't confirmed as happening.

    Just the fact that they want to do it is something that gets me interested.

    If they manage to push through on that, they've pretty much usurped one of GFWL's selling points that they refused to capitalise on. And with MS's competition. And pretty largely because MS decided to can the project to increase cross-platform play support themselves.

    I mean imagine if they can introduce cross-platform play as a core component of the Source engine. They do that, introduce Steamworks to PS3 TF2, and all of a sudden there's a huge community.


    EDIT: Also, just how many times has Geoff Keighley gone to Valve for a GTTV show now? I think this is the fourth episode they've done at Valve.

    Dude must be a pretty big Valve fanboy. IIRC one of his first articles way back when was on the final hours of Half-Life 1 (where he was basically at Valve, again, writing about the hours before release and what they were getting up to).

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    AntihippyAntihippy Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Oh wait, so the co-op is 2 robots?

    The previews I've read made it sound like chell split into 2. o_O

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    subediisubedii Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Antihippy wrote: »
    Oh wait, so the co-op is 2 robots?

    The previews I've read made it sound like chell split into 2. o_O

    Buh? It's always been two robots.

    I don't remember any previews mentioning two Chells. Man that would be horrible, we'd have no end to the "Chell is an Android / Clone / Her own mother" stuff.

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    PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Antihippy wrote: »
    Oh wait, so the co-op is 2 robots?

    The previews I've read made it sound like chell split into 2. o_O

    It's been known that it was two robots right from the start. Their silhouettes could be found in the pre-announcement stuff and I believe the magazine that had the announcement showed drawings of them.

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    AntihippyAntihippy Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    That was just the impression I got from the start. Probably misread it.

    I was pretty "WTF" the whole time too.

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    subediisubedii Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Peewi wrote: »
    Antihippy wrote: »
    Oh wait, so the co-op is 2 robots?

    The previews I've read made it sound like chell split into 2. o_O

    It's been known that it was two robots right from the start. Their silhouettes could be found in the pre-announcement stuff and I believe the magazine that had the announcement showed drawings of them.

    Yeah, IIRC the reasoning was that you'd often be seeing these characters die over and over again. With a human character it just cheapens that aspect of the game.

    But if you've got a pair of robots that can just be continuously rebuilt (I think that's how they're going about this?), it's just comedic every time something horrible happens to one of them.

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    FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I am so damn hyped for this game. Also...

    ... someone in Ukrain reconstructed the trailer music

    Download

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    KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Looks like my saves are gone. I might have transferred them to the laptop. Oh, well. It is good enough to do another play through anyway.

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    KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    subedii wrote: »
    Peewi wrote: »
    The full GTTV episode has a little more stuff in it, but it's mostly saying stuff that we already know.

    PC/PS3 cross platform play is something they want to do, but it isn't confirmed as happening.

    Just the fact that they want to do it is something that gets me interested.

    If they manage to push through on that, they've pretty much usurped one of GFWL's selling points that they refused to capitalise on. And with MS's competition. And pretty largely because MS decided to can the project to increase cross-platform play support themselves.

    I mean imagine if they can introduce cross-platform play as a core component of the Source engine. They do that, introduce Steamworks to PS3 TF2, and all of a sudden there's a huge community.


    EDIT: Also, just how many times has Geoff Keighley gone to Valve for a GTTV show now? I think this is the fourth episode they've done at Valve.

    Dude must be a pretty big Valve fanboy. IIRC one of his first articles way back when was on the final hours of Half-Life 1 (where he was basically at Valve, again, writing about the hours before release and what they were getting up to).

    I got the impression that the Portal writer was kind of annoyed. I think the interview was a little too impromptu.

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    reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I don't really understand what the hell they're trying to accomplish with the British Sphere. He had an annoying voice, so they replaced it with another British man with an annoying voice. He doesn't say anything funny or insightful. Really, is there a large section of the population who enjoys having an unfunny, annoying British man following them around, talking about things even my mother would find tedious?

    I just don't get it, and I sure as hell won't be playing the game if you have to spend a significant amount of game time listening to that shit.

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    FyreWulffFyreWulff YouRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
    It was always supposed to be Britishvoice. The original voice was placeholder done by a Valve employee.

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    reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Yes, and?

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    FyreWulffFyreWulff YouRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
    It's the whole point of the character.

    If you don't like it, the best course of action would be to not buy the game

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    reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I have absolutely no idea what the hell you're talking about. First you tell me something I already knew and talked about in my first post, then you tell me that the sole, singular purpose of the character is... to be British. Not to be interesting or useful... just British.

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    StormwatcherStormwatcher Blegh BlughRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    you brit hater silly goose.

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    JintorJintor Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    You have, like, zero idea whether or not he is helpful or not.

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    GihgehlsGihgehls Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Yes, and?

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    GnomocideGnomocide Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The "Wheatley attempts to break the code"-sequence is objectively funny. So there you go!


    Also judging based on the footage we have seems a bit premature, doesn't it? You probably just hate brits, that's all

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    he's being played by the guy who starred in and co-created the superior version of the office, so if you call him unfunny again i may have to ask you to check yourself

    you know before you wreck yourself

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    If you don't like what they put in the trailer, though, you probably won't like the game. Since the trailer is supposed to sell you on the game and all

    But I think the rest of the game revolves around finding different orbs? So maybe you will like those orbs better

    I like Stephen Merchant, though, and I like his character

    So

    I don't know

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    ZxerolZxerol for the smaller pieces, my shovel wouldn't do so i took off my boot and used my shoeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    British orb ball is fine by me.

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    agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I hoper there is an orb that is just a TF2 character.

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    It's just the Pyro, though

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    JintorJintor Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Fudda fudda fud

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I have the stupidest Grand Unifying Valve Universe Theme ever.

    After they gave up on the whole elite team of mercenaries thing, RED and BLU got into developing SCIENCE! in the hope that the SCIENCE! could be used against each other.

    RED founded Black Mesa. BLU founded Aperture Science.

    You may now facepalm.

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    JacobyJacoby OHHHHH IT’S A SNAKE Creature - SnakeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I have the stupidest Grand Unifying Valve Universe Theme ever.

    After they gave up on the whole elite team of mercenaries thing, RED and BLU got into developing SCIENCE! in the hope that the SCIENCE! could be used against each other.

    RED founded Black Mesa. BLU founded Aperture Science.

    You may now facepalm.

    Heavy is credit to research team?

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    SmokeStacksSmokeStacks Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Which one built Android Chell?
    I KEED!

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    ZxerolZxerol for the smaller pieces, my shovel wouldn't do so i took off my boot and used my shoeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Which one built Android Chell?
    I KEED!

    I totally can't wait for that absolutely ridiculous over-analyzation of the game's plot come release. The Portal thread was all sorts of crazy stupid when the Orange Box came out.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Which one built Android Chell?
    I KEED!

    Mann Industries supplied surplus military hardware to both groups, who then modified them to be effective/cute.

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I don't know if there's a new thread.

    I don't think there is.

    But I just saw this.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVnBQlOgWv8

    And it is delicious.

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    maximumzeromaximumzero I...wait, what? New Orleans, LARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Portal 2 multiplayer is going to be such a clusterfuck.

    NONONO SHOOT THE BLUE PORTAL AT THAT WALL

    NONONO THE OTHER WAY

    NOW THE ORANGE PORTAL

    FUCK WE GOTTA START ALL OVER

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    augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    There's actually a tool to highlight exactly where you want your partner to shoot a Portal.

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    august wrote: »
    There's actually a tool to highlight exactly where you want your partner to shoot a Portal.

    And that still won't stop the horribly, horribly hilarious deaths.

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