THE HELL IS THIS
SE++ has a pokemon league now. We may not be geographically identical to parts of Japan like Johto or Kanto are, but we don't have lameass gym leaders like Falkner or Brock, so there's that.
WHAT'S THE DEAL
You like Pokemon, right? Yeah, you probably do. You wanna be the very best. This is the place for Pokemon in SE++: trade, battle, or just shoot the shit about your favourite little monsters. Heart Gold and Soul Silver are out soon: which are
you getting? Challenge the League, if you're mighty enough. With all eight badges, you could become the Pokemon Champion: but you better hope you're enough of a master to maintain your title!
GYM LEADERS?!
Check it:
Unintentional, the leader of the ferocious
FIGHTING GYM
Me, Dickotomy, the leader of the caustic
POISON GYM
Munkus Beaver, the leader of the implacable
STEEL GYM
Speed Racer, the leader of the stalwart
NORMAL GYM
Worthless Lurker, the leader of the powerful
ELECTRIC GYM
Kuribo's Shoe, the leader of the tricky
BUG GYM
Faynor, the leader of the clairvoyant
PSYCHIC GYM
Beasteh, the leader of the terrifying
DARK GYM
(Don't worry, it's just his LARP trainer)
Together we are
SE++'S GYM LEADERSPOKEMON LEAGUE?! SOUNDS PRETTY GAY
Well maybe it
is pretty gay. We don't give a fuck about winning at all costs, though: we're here to have a good time. Don't worry about the best movesets, the best IVs, the best EV spreads and the best items and the best Pokemon: this isn't the place for that.
Go back to G&T. We're here to have a good time, even if we lose.
THIS SHIT LOOKS DANGEROUS
Nah, it's easy. Check out
Bulbapedia, a wiki project seeking to compile all the information possible about everything Pokemon. Or check out
Smogon, but don't take it too seriously: we're here to have fun, after all. Or hell, just ask someone in the thread: this place is
full of people who'll help you with almost anything, so long as you're courteous.
YOU'VE PROBABLY GOT RULES FOR THIS FAGGY SHIT
You damn well better believe it.
- Personal preference is paramount. Don't build a team of perfectly trained supermonsters with optimally balanced types and as devastating a moveset as possible: fight with what you
like. This might mean bringing a Tropius into battle, or a Magcargo. Who the fuck cares? Losing ain't that big a deal, and winning with your favourites is the best victory.
- Gyms can be challenged in any order.
- Challengers may have two teams for challenging: an A team and a B team. That is two sets of six Pokemon with which you must gather all the badges: no switching between teams or subbing new guys in once you've started the league. It's fucking
hard to build a solid team out of all one type, and you challengers gotta be nice.
- Once you've got all eight badges, you're the Champion. Nice work. Of course, anyone who has all eight badges can be Champion: if you've got eight badges, you can issue a formal challenge to the Champion, and each of you will fight with teams of your choice. The victor is crowned the Champion, old or new.
- Gym Leaders may be challenged. Assemble a team composed all of the same type as the gym leader, issue a formal challenge, and meet on the battleground. The winner becomes the Gym Leader, old or new, and can change the type of the Gym he runs provided it is not the same as another Gym. The new Gym Leader in this case will have a week from his or her taking control to assemble a team of that type to defend his badge.
- Formal challenges may only be issued twice a week. If you battle a Gym Leader three times and win the third: sorry, no badge.
- We got some banned dudes. No legendaries, duh. The bird trio, Mewtwo, Mew, the dog trio, Lugia, Ho-Oh, Celebi, Regirock, Registeel and Regice, Latias and Latios, Groudon, Kyogre and Rayquaza, Jirachi, Deoxys, Uxie, Mesprit, Azelf, Dialga, Palkia, and Giratina, Cresselia, Darkrai, Manaphy, Heatran, Regigigas, Shaymin, and Arceus.
Phew.
Also, no Wobbuffett, Blissey or Garchomp, because they are no fun to fight against.
WHO ALL'S IN ON THIS?
Here's a list of participating Friend Codes: PM me if you want on the list.
Beasteh - 2148-5707-0343
Kuribo's Shoe - 2836-3844-8086
Unintentional - 4898-6355-9244
Dichotomy - 4855-7158-7540
Speed Racer - 2694-6498-9606
Worthless Lurker - 2063-5537-2900
Faynor - 1849-2088-3935
Marshswellow - 4983-9781-7146
Nerdgasmic - 1333-0236-8007
Melding - 0387-5403-7737
Kay - 4253-9422-6181
Squall - 3653-2402-0865
Daisuke Spoon - 0002-2940-9674
Munkus Beaver - 2320 2630 5407
InvisibleInk - 1419-2587-1159
Kickhopper - 2621-8909-8485
Sir Red of the Manti - 5197-9807-5111
Silence1186 - 1419-7303-9802
Eeveelution - 4726-9455-2619
Jars - 1333-6616-9851
Goose! - 4039-7879-9538
Terrendos - 3437-0107-2915
TunnelRunner - 1591-5067-6103
Unlucky - 0603-8220-8794
Yukira - 2407-7036-7130
STATE OF THE ART ROBOT - 2321 8156 7355
WOOPER IS THE BEST
Posts
especially after HG/SS come out
Dichotomy do you have time for a battle?
3DS FC: 5343-7720-0490
the far side, everybody
Huge badass.
The correct answer is sandshrew.
this is awesome. and true.
hopping online now!
Marshmellow?
That's it it, I'm outta here. Smell ya later, dweebs.
marshswello
YEAH!
Hear that guys, MarshMALLOW gave me a pet name... Dweeb.... I wonder what it means.
Fff... 80000 error. One moment.
perhaps he fears the might of the poison gym 8-)
Thanks to you I had to go and look up the etymology of the word.
Neat!
you chico
its you
your moves include SKETCH, MAKE OUT AND LEER SUGGESTIVELY AT FAQ.
Thanks to you I had to go and look up what etymology is. I though this was the freindly league... that means no EV training your words you use either!
Marshswellow
I'll be better than alla yas
you are a furry
wait dammit you are right
the yiff has me in its warm, soft, musky embrace
And this is why I don't post any pictures of myself on the forums.
I made some boneheaded predictions and decisions but apparently foebat felt like murdering everything
also I am extremely proud of Marty, the little venomoth that could
I was very happy Scorponok woke up when he did. He survived with 4 hp left after the second Brave Bird.
Zero died about as fast as Zero did in the first Mega Man X.
tinted lens 8-)
PS for those unaware that fight ended with a 6 HP Crobat facing off against a 4 HP Gliscor
I happened to save it.