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Penny Arcade: The Series, Episode 11: THE NEW HIRE

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  • runaway_pancakerunaway_pancake Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Honestly, it is pretty weird to make a new friend with the same attitude you would have when test driving cars at a dealership.

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  • WillethWilleth Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Honestly, it is pretty weird to make a new friend with the same attitude you would have when test driving cars at a dealership.

    That would basically be my response. "Why are you the right guy for this?" "Look, I saw the PATV the other day. You said you're basically hiring a friend. That feels super weird from the other side."

    You know what, though? I think my response if I were asked "Why do you want to to work at Penny Arcade?" would simply be "You call 'ballyhoo', and I answer."

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited March 2010
    In a small workplace it is extremely important that everyone gets along well. We have the same attitude in bringing on mod staff. Small groups are fragile ecosystems and you need to be very careful in bringing new people in.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    what kinda weirds me out in nearly every episode is the age of tycho's mac.

    You realize that he uses it for basically internet browsing and textmate, right?

    but can he watch HD porn

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    what kinda weirds me out in nearly every episode is the age of tycho's mac.

    You realize that he uses it for basically internet browsing and textmate, right?

    And watching porn which may or may not have girls in it.

    ed: damnit Rolo. Who the fuck wants HD porn? Freaky fuckers who get turned on by follicles and pores and tiny moles, that's who.

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    i am totally turned on by pores and want to fuck those orifices.


    i mean gaping wide pores. pores you could fit your hand in.

    because my filipenis is so large, you see.

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Pores you could fit a baseball bat in

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Pores that defy exploration.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    In a small workplace it is extremely important that everyone gets along well. We have the same attitude in bringing on mod staff. Small groups are fragile ecosystems and you need to be very careful in bringing new people in.

    So why haven't you made Skull Man a mod?

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  • ProbadProbad Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I wonder if we'll get a ping pong montage in part two.

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  • TairuTairu Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I assume there is no need at PA for a humble Chimney Sweep?
    By gum, structural unemployment gets my crickets in a crumpet!

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I voted Lexxy because god damn peer pressure

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  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Oh man, that joke scene was great.

    Yeah, I feel bad for Matt. I'd totally do the same thing.

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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    So it's a stealth parody of The Tester except that the prize is something normal people actually want.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    these guys are all qualified

    it really is about who you can shove the most recycling in to the rectal cavity of

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  • Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, ClubPA staff
    edited March 2010
    my goodness, maybe i should change my vote.

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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Hella intimidating, guys.

    I mean, DAMN.

    Also, who is more racist, the person telling the joke, or all of you for laughing at it? AND WHERE ARE ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE AT PENNY ARCADE?

    edit: I wonder if the poll winner gets the consolatory prize, like PA janitor or something.

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  • bombardierbombardier Moderator mod
    edited March 2010
    Fugitive wrote: »
    Don't know if this has been posted yet, but here's Matt's website

    http://www.conmused.com/

    Dude seems pretty good at layout and logo design

    Oh sweet, nice work gumshoe!

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Where are the black people at Penny Arcade?

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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    Where are the black people at Penny Arcade?

    I get the feeling that if they hired a black person, there'd be a chilling effect in the PA offices. I mean, these are the same guys who won't draw black people in their comic for fear of being racist. What would they do if they had to interact with that which they do not necessarily understand on a daily basis?

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  • Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, ClubPA staff
    edited March 2010
    hah - honestly, what it comes down to is that there just aren't a lot of black people in Seattle/the northwest. We just started opening up our job searches to all locations though, and I'd personally love to bring some more diversity to this place. ;) Last year we did get Khahil over at Reed hired to help us plan PAX (he was originally an enforcer).

    But come to think of it, before we started making it a more public process, we would hire people we knew in the industry... my game industry contact list is about 4,000 folks, and I can honestly say that the number of non-asian minorities i know in the industry are pretty slim.

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Khoo, would you guys ever consider hiring someone if their current employer suddenly implodes and they are without a job along with like 100 of their colleagues?

    Just a hypothetical situation.

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  • Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, ClubPA staff
    edited March 2010
    I think our next hire will be in November.

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I think our next hire will be in November.

    Along with more PATV, I hope.

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    robert khoo do you need someone to make a bunch of sketches but never turn them into a finished drawing

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Khoo, have you ever considered the possibility that there aren't, in fact, turtles all the way down?

    Because the world is on your shoulders

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  • Corp.ShephardCorp.Shephard Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    This episode really spooked me. So tense! So much on the line!

    I actually did a double take when I saw the thread's poll before this week's PATV. "What? Lexxy? From AC? No way! How many other Lexx(ies?) could there be though...?" I followed the PA battle tournaments even after they went off site. For a while anyways... not even sure if they're still running those. Always loved em' and admired those who took part.

    Did anyone else find it odd though that Lexxy stuck as her name? I didn't really expect everyone from PA to use her forum name like a real nick-name. Is that what she prefers to go by?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Lexxy or Lexie is short for Alexandra.

    It's also a bit of a popular porn name.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    'Cause it sounds like sexy.

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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Lexxy or Lexie is short for Alexandra.

    It's also a bit of a popular porn name.

    I assume you figured this out while Googling for her?

    I did see her resume on her website, though. Impressive. She could be their TGS liaison.

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  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited March 2010
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    'Cause it sounds like sexy.

    More like S-E-X-X-Y.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Lexxy or Lexie is short for Alexandra.

    It's also a bit of a popular porn name.

    I assume you figured this out while Googling for her?

    I did see her resume on her website, though. Impressive. She could be their TGS liaison.
    If by "her" you mean "porn" then yes.

    Her.

    Seriously there are so many Lexxie/Lexxys in porn.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
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    SUBJECT: EMPLOYMENT QUALIFICATIONS

    BODY: ALL POTENTIAL EMPLOYEES FROM THIS POINT ON MUST HAVE PARTICIPATED IN BANGBUS.

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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Butler wrote: »
    On the other hand, I was kind of disappointed they didn't have a bit more sympathy for Matt, especially given Mike's own struggles with anxiety in the past (which he has bravely been so open about on the front page). It doesn't seem fair that he might miss out for not possessing the confidence and charisma that Mike and Jerry maybe didn't have when they first started Penny Arcade.

    And yet, empathy alone isn't a good reason to hire someone, and there are two other great candidates who DO have confidence, so... ugh. I just hope that at the very least they'll let Matt down extra-gently if they don't hire him.

    I agree. They did seem like they wanted to give him a chance though, and acknowledged what might potentially be the issue (seeming lack of confidence due to nerves). Other places might have written him off entirely but they at least give the impression that they are trying.

    I do wonder what a proper response to "hey, you, shove this recycling up your ass" is. Only soft plastics?

    Also, totally used to think that the only reasons I'd be unqualified for a PA position were all the requirements on that job listing they posted a while back. Now I can add a few more to that imaginary list.

    Although I do wonder, since you have to sort of become a "friend" with these people at the PA offices, how much fakery and oppression of self, at least at first, is required to work there? It's mentioned that the strategy of coming on strong in your short three day interview process is off putting, but being timid is also not desired as well. You sort of have to be perhaps a more concentrated version of yourself because they only have so much time with which to judge you. But even the new hire might have to sort of merge their personality with what is "expected" of them from PA. Like, you have a concert to go to or you can play D and D with your boss...It's understandable that you'll have to do what you need to do rather than what you might want.

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  • FuzzFuzz Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    In the survey thing that was earlier this week, I answered negatively to the PATV episodes because I didn't know there were any.

    These are so good. I can't believe I didn't know about them before.

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  • SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I do wonder what a proper response to "hey, you, shove this recycling up your ass" is.
    Perhaps something like, "Okay, but I can't guarantee it'll come back out in a form Seattle Public Utilities would approve of."?

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  • alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    SabreMau wrote: »
    I do wonder what a proper response to "hey, you, shove this recycling up your ass" is.
    Perhaps something like, "Okay, but I can't guarantee it'll come back out in a form Seattle Public Utilities would approve of."?

    Or, "Who recycles?"

    Or, "Do I look like Captain Planet? The power is yours to go fuck yourself!"

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  • nearlysobernearlysober Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    To people complaining that the interview was just a "popularity contest" or whatever. What the hell do you think a job interview is?

    I've had plenty of boring corporate jobs, and if they don't think you can DO the job, you don't even get the phone interview. And if they don't LIKE you based on the phone, you don't get an in person interview. And if you don't think you'd be a good fit, a good person to work with, good with your team mates... you don't get the job.

    I've been on both sides of the interview desk several times over the years. And yes, you ask some technical questions (obviously in this case, their creative ability was vetted prior to them coming to the office) but then you just think "Is this person going to fit in? Am I going to want to work with this person? Are they going to suck to be around? How will they work with the team/environment here?"

    So yeah... a job interview is mainly a popularity contest.
    I do wonder what a proper response to "hey, you, shove this recycling up your ass" is.
    "Ok, but if I get any rectal paper cuts it's going to make for one awkward L&I report."

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    "sorry, I already use it for composting"

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    If you shred it all up and then add water and make a sort of slurry you could inject it up your butt with some sort of caulking(cocking) gun.

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