hey punk, yeah im talking to you

drdestiny

This very secsi thread details a great experiment that is filled with mystery! Intrigue! and maybe even free booze.

Post any ORIGINAL conspiracy theories here regarding important topics (the origin of life, the purpose of life, whether we are all robots or not, or etc.) Post a bunch and if anyone tries to assassinate you then gl.

but IF you survive, then post about it. Also, if you’re a regular, and you suddenly go inactive, then we’ll all assume your dead.

Don’t worry, any slain comrades will get compensation for their brave act. We’ll all mail your family some cookies and bagels.

Raijin Quickfoot

What is with all of the insulting thread titles?

Nucsh

Pb

I was expecting this dude's join date to be "today."

AOButtish

drdestiny wrote:

Don’t worry, any slain comrades will get compensation for their brave act. We’ll all mail your family some cookies and bagels.

Then why don't you simply withdraw your testimony and concede that this "journey" to the center of the galaxy, in fact, NEVER TOOK PLACE????

Vivixenne

"secsi"

Kovak

CONSPIRACY THEORY

MY DICK GETS LARGER BECAUSE OF JEWS

Zombies Tossed My Salad!

Skull Man

Pb wrote:

I was expecting this dude's join date to be "today."

no he's lurked
you can tell

it's that certain something

Green

If you watch every State of the Union Address since it's been filmed and available on tape, you'll see that halfway through--exactly halfway through--the President always says the same word. Most say it under their breath during the standing ovations, but some are forced to work it into the speech itself.

What's the word? You don't want to know.

Raijin Quickfoot

This thread is ham as fuck.

Skull Man

hey green


http://etherchan.org/wiki/index.php/Gideon%27s_Key

Homeless

Green wrote:

If you watch every State of the Union Address since it's been filmed and available on tape, you'll see that halfway through--exactly halfway through--the President always says the same word. Most say it under their breath during the standing ovations, but some are forced to work it into the speech itself.

What's the word? You don't want to know.

Penis.

MechMantis

Someone say conspiracy theory?

Skull Man

MechMantis wrote:

Someone say conspiracy theory?

no man

that wasn't in here

Druhim

Someone should post that well clip from The 300 but instead have him saying "red sauce with copypasta!"

Green

Skull Man wrote:

hey green


http://etherchan.org/wiki/index.php/Gideon%27s_Key

I know, dude

Kuribo's Shoe

Druhim wrote:

Someone should post that well clip from The 300 but instead have him saying "red sauce with copypasta!"

look this isn't 4-chan

we don't DO that here

Green

Homeless wrote:

Green wrote:

If you watch every State of the Union Address since it's been filmed and available on tape, you'll see that halfway through--exactly halfway through--the President always says the same word. Most say it under their breath during the standing ovations, but some are forced to work it into the speech itself.

What's the word? You don't want to know.

Penis.

A Thousand Penises of Light

Druhim

Kuribo's Shoe wrote:

Druhim wrote:

Someone should post that well clip from The 300 but instead have him saying "red sauce with copypasta!"

look this isn't 4-chan

we don't DO that here

riiiiiight :roll:

Bogey

Green wrote:

Homeless wrote:

Green wrote:

If you watch every State of the Union Address since it's been filmed and available on tape, you'll see that halfway through--exactly halfway through--the President always says the same word. Most say it under their breath during the standing ovations, but some are forced to work it into the speech itself.

What's the word? You don't want to know.

Penis.

A Thousand Penises of Light

No Penis Left Behind

Skull Man

Bogey wrote:

Green wrote:

Homeless wrote:

Green wrote:

If you watch every State of the Union Address since it's been filmed and available on tape, you'll see that halfway through--exactly halfway through--the President always says the same word. Most say it under their breath during the standing ovations, but some are forced to work it into the speech itself.

What's the word? You don't want to know.

Penis.

A Thousand Penises of Light

No Penis Left Behind

War on Penises

Jordyn

Nucsh wrote:

I should scan the other "this is so gay" stuff.

Homeless

Skull Man wrote:

Bogey wrote:

Green wrote:

Homeless wrote:

Green wrote:

If you watch every State of the Union Address since it's been filmed and available on tape, you'll see that halfway through--exactly halfway through--the President always says the same word. Most say it under their breath during the standing ovations, but some are forced to work it into the speech itself.

What's the word? You don't want to know.

Penis.

A Thousand Penises of Light

No Penis Left Behind

War on Penises

Penis Music Resource Center

Kuribo's Shoe

Skull Man wrote:

Bogey wrote:

Green wrote:

Homeless wrote:

Green wrote:

If you watch every State of the Union Address since it's been filmed and available on tape, you'll see that halfway through--exactly halfway through--the President always says the same word. Most say it under their breath during the standing ovations, but some are forced to work it into the speech itself.

What's the word? You don't want to know.

Penis.

A Thousand Penises of Light

No Penis Left Behind

War on Penises

the Penisiot Act

wait am I doing this right

Green

Skull Man wrote:

Bogey wrote:

Green wrote:

Homeless wrote:

Green wrote:

If you watch every State of the Union Address since it's been filmed and available on tape, you'll see that halfway through--exactly halfway through--the President always says the same word. Most say it under their breath during the standing ovations, but some are forced to work it into the speech itself.

What's the word? You don't want to know.

Penis.

A Thousand Penises of Light

No Penis Left Behind

War on Penises

Nothing to fear but penis itself

Raijin Quickfoot

Green wrote:

Skull Man wrote:

Bogey wrote:

Green wrote:

Homeless wrote:

Green wrote:

If you watch every State of the Union Address since it's been filmed and available on tape, you'll see that halfway through--exactly halfway through--the President always says the same word. Most say it under their breath during the standing ovations, but some are forced to work it into the speech itself.

What's the word? You don't want to know.

Penis.

A Thousand Penises of Light

No Penis Left Behind

War on Penises

Nothing to fear but penis itself

What we've got here...is a penis to communicate.

Monkeybomb

Raijin Quickfoot wrote:

Green wrote:

Skull Man wrote:

Bogey wrote:

Green wrote:

Homeless wrote:

Green wrote:

If you watch every State of the Union Address since it's been filmed and available on tape, you'll see that halfway through--exactly halfway through--the President always says the same word. Most say it under their breath during the standing ovations, but some are forced to work it into the speech itself.

What's the word? You don't want to know.

Penis.

A Thousand Penises of Light

No Penis Left Behind

War on Penises

Nothing to fear but penis itself

What we've got here...is a penis to communicate.

I regret that I have but one penis to give to my country.

CrossBuster

Monkeybomb wrote:

Raijin Quickfoot wrote:

Green wrote:

Skull Man wrote:

Bogey wrote:

Green wrote:

Homeless wrote:

Green wrote:

If you watch every State of the Union Address since it's been filmed and available on tape, you'll see that halfway through--exactly halfway through--the President always says the same word. Most say it under their breath during the standing ovations, but some are forced to work it into the speech itself.

What's the word? You don't want to know.

Penis.

A Thousand Penises of Light

No Penis Left Behind

War on Penises

Nothing to fear but penis itself

What we've got here...is a penis to communicate.

I regret that I have but one penis to give to my country.

DEWEY DEFEATS PENIS

I was really having trouble deciding between that and "PENIS DEFEATS TRUMAN"

Raijin Quickfoot

CrossBuster wrote:

Monkeybomb wrote:

Raijin Quickfoot wrote:

Green wrote:

Skull Man wrote:

Bogey wrote:

Green wrote:

Homeless wrote:

Green wrote:

If you watch every State of the Union Address since it's been filmed and available on tape, you'll see that halfway through--exactly halfway through--the President always says the same word. Most say it under their breath during the standing ovations, but some are forced to work it into the speech itself.

What's the word? You don't want to know.

Penis.

A Thousand Penises of Light

No Penis Left Behind

War on Penises

Nothing to fear but penis itself

What we've got here...is a penis to communicate.

I regret that I have but one penis to give to my country.

DEWEY DEFEATS PENIS

Read my penis...no new taxes.

Jordyn

Ask not what your penis can do for you, ask what you can do for your penis.

CrossBuster

Raijin Quickfoot wrote:

CrossBuster wrote:

Monkeybomb wrote:

Raijin Quickfoot wrote:

Green wrote:

Skull Man wrote:

Bogey wrote:

Green wrote:

Homeless wrote:

Green wrote:

If you watch every State of the Union Address since it's been filmed and available on tape, you'll see that halfway through--exactly halfway through--the President always says the same word. Most say it under their breath during the standing ovations, but some are forced to work it into the speech itself.

What's the word? You don't want to know.

Penis.

A Thousand Penises of Light

No Penis Left Behind

War on Penises

Nothing to fear but penis itself

What we've got here...is a penis to communicate.

I regret that I have but one penis to give to my country.

DEWEY DEFEATS PENIS

Read my penis...no new taxes.

I'm a uniter, not a penis.

Playmobil

CrossBuster wrote:

Raijin Quickfoot wrote:

CrossBuster wrote:

Monkeybomb wrote:

Raijin Quickfoot wrote:

Green wrote:

Skull Man wrote:

Bogey wrote:

Green wrote:

Homeless wrote:

[quote:bcfca06620="Green"]If you watch every State of the Union Address since it's been filmed and available on tape, you'll see that halfway through--exactly halfway through--the President always says the same word. Most say it under their breath during the standing ovations, but some are forced to work it into the speech itself.

What's the word? You don't want to know.

Penis.

A Thousand Penises of Light

No Penis Left Behind

War on Penises

Nothing to fear but penis itself

What we've got here...is a penis to communicate.

I regret that I have but one penis to give to my country.

DEWEY DEFEATS PENIS

Read my penis...no new taxes.

I'm a uniter, not a penis.[/quote:bcfca06620]
It's the penis, stupid!

Raijin Quickfoot

Playmobil wrote:

CrossBuster wrote:

Raijin Quickfoot wrote:

CrossBuster wrote:

Monkeybomb wrote:

Raijin Quickfoot wrote:

Green wrote:

Skull Man wrote:

Bogey wrote:

Green wrote:

[quote:1194673892="Homeless"][quote:1194673892="Green"]If you watch every State of the Union Address since it's been filmed and available on tape, you'll see that halfway through--exactly halfway through--the President always says the same word. Most say it under their breath during the standing ovations, but some are forced to work it into the speech itself.

What's the word? You don't want to know.

Penis.

A Thousand Penises of Light

No Penis Left Behind

War on Penises

Nothing to fear but penis itself

What we've got here...is a penis to communicate.

I regret that I have but one penis to give to my country.

DEWEY DEFEATS PENIS

Read my penis...no new taxes.

I'm a uniter, not a penis.[/quote:1194673892]
It's the penis, stupid![/quote:1194673892]

Ich bin ein Peniser!

GOJIRA!

Jordyn wrote:

Ask not what your penis can do for you, ask what you can do for your penis.

Four score and seven penises ago

Vivixenne

"Better to write for the penis and have no public, than to write for the public and have no penis." ~ Cyril Connolly

CrossBuster

Son, we live in a world that has penises, and those penises have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that penis, you need me on that penis. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very penis that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

Skull Man

For Esme with Love and Penis

A Penis for Emily

Brave New Penis

All the King's Penis

Garlic Bread

As7

A wise man knows only that he knows penis.

CrossBuster

Building a penis into the 21st century