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Sony hates boobies... and cocks, dicks, cocks

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  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited January 2007
    Woodroez wrote:

    Toshiba announced they have succeeded in creating a 3 Layer HD-DVD disc, 51GB. They are seeking DVD Forum approval. All that would need to happen after that is players capable of reading 3 layered discs to hit the market.

    HD porn would be awesome.

    Jesus. SON OF THE ALMIGHTY.

    Unless Blu-ray can be triple-layered, that seems like a pretty big deal. Of course, I'll still be using standard DVD until...well, an undeterminable amount of time.

    4 Layer Blu-Ray disc

    3+ Layer BD-ROM discs have been on display in cases at electronics shows for a very long time now... but to the best of my knowledge they have never been demoed/proven to work. So for all we know that is just a piece of plastic, and not really a 100GB Blu-Ray disc.
    It is still not cost beneficial to make 2-layer Blu Ray discs.

    And making a 4 layer BRD now would cause all the PS3 owners to not be able to play movies imprinted on it. Sony has the most to lose by making a new BRD media, as they have the most disc drives on the market right now.

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  • victor_c26victor_c26 Chicago, ILRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    syndalis wrote:
    Woodroez wrote:

    Toshiba announced they have succeeded in creating a 3 Layer HD-DVD disc, 51GB. They are seeking DVD Forum approval. All that would need to happen after that is players capable of reading 3 layered discs to hit the market.

    HD porn would be awesome.

    Jesus. SON OF THE ALMIGHTY.

    Unless Blu-ray can be triple-layered, that seems like a pretty big deal. Of course, I'll still be using standard DVD until...well, an undeterminable amount of time.

    4 Layer Blu-Ray disc

    3+ Layer BD-ROM discs have been on display in cases at electronics shows for a very long time now... but to the best of my knowledge they have never been demoed/proven to work. So for all we know that is just a piece of plastic, and not really a 100GB Blu-Ray disc.
    It is still not cost beneficial to make 2-layer Blu Ray discs.

    And making a 4 layer BRD now would cause all the PS3 owners to not be able to play movies imprinted on it. Sony has the most to lose by making a new BRD media, as they have the most disc drives on the market right now.

    Talk about shooting yourself in the foot for releasing Blu-Ray on the PS3 too soon.

    Of course they couldn't let HD-DVD go out into the public without a competing format, but now that they invested Blu-Ray towards the PS3, unless they are willing to fubber one of the advantages of buying a PS3, they can't add 3+ layers onto the standard.

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Theoretically, couldn't a firmware update allow the PS3 to read, to some extent, Blu-Ray discs with more layers?

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  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited January 2007
    J3p wrote:
    Theoretically, couldn't a firmware update allow the PS3 to read, to some extent, Blu-Ray discs with more layers?
    I seriously doubt it, though I would love to be proven wrong.

    I imagine its a pure hardware issue, eg: calibrating the blue laser to fire off at the specific frequency needed to read the individual layers.

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    syndalis wrote:
    J3p wrote:
    Theoretically, couldn't a firmware update allow the PS3 to read, to some extent, Blu-Ray discs with more layers?
    I seriously doubt it, though I would love to be proven wrong.

    I imagine its a pure hardware issue, eg: calibrating the blue laser to fire off at the specific frequency needed to read the individual layers.

    One can dream...

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    The format war is over! The war is over! We can all go home!

    ...

    Sorry.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Wow, this was a bad move.

    It's been said already, many times, but...

    Wow.

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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Mr_Grinch wrote:
    There's an awful lot of knowledge about porn in this thread. Interestingly (or not) my girlfriend actually yesterday requested we watch porn. Shamefully I am a bloke with no interest in the subject so had none. Thank God for speedy internet connections though!

    On this subject, whilst there may be no REAL need for increase of clarity in porn, it's still pretty much fact that an AWFUL lot of SD content looks like (the bad kind of) arse* on new LCD/Plasma sets. Hi Def content would fix this.




    * Sorry, brit here who can't abide the use of the word 'ass'. :D

    Man, what did donkeys ever do to you, that you hate them so.

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  • Dodge AspenDodge Aspen Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Recoil42 wrote:
    Woodroez wrote:

    Toshiba announced they have succeeded in creating a 3 Layer HD-DVD disc, 51GB. They are seeking DVD Forum approval. All that would need to happen after that is players capable of reading 3 layered discs to hit the market.

    HD porn would be awesome.

    Jesus. SON OF THE ALMIGHTY.

    Unless Blu-ray can be triple-layered, that seems like a pretty big deal. Of course, I'll still be using standard DVD until...well, an undeterminable amount of time.

    Prepare yourself, Woodroez...






    *ahem*







    http://news.digitaltrends.com/article11210.html
    TDK Unveils 200 GB Blu-Ray Media
    ....

    TDK's 200 GB Blu-ray disk is still single-sided—just like all other Blu-ray media—but crams six layers into each disk and 33 GB onto each layer, using a new signal processing innovation which extends the initial 25 GB-per-layer capacity set out for Blu-ray, but still staying inside the BD playback specifications.

    They are, I've heard, working on an eight layer version. :lol:

    :shock: Holy Shit. An 8 layer Blue Ray disc! You could burn the entire internet on that.

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  • RookRook Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'd find it hard to believe that either company would produce a new player for a tri-layered disc in the home entertainment market. I think that would be suicide.

    They're probably for storage purposes more than anything else.

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  • MarlorMarlor Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    syndalis wrote:
    J3p wrote:
    Theoretically, couldn't a firmware update allow the PS3 to read, to some extent, Blu-Ray discs with more layers?
    I seriously doubt it, though I would love to be proven wrong.

    I imagine its a pure hardware issue, eg: calibrating the blue laser to fire off at the specific frequency needed to read the individual layers.

    Yeah. That's right.

    However, if they did introduce a four-layer disc, I wouldn't put it past Sony to just upgrade the drive in new machines, then say to existing PS3 owners: "If you want to watch the new movies, then get one of the new PS3s. If you can't afford it, then get two jobs!".

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  • core tacticcore tactic Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Actually, if I recall, Sony HAS allowed pornagraphic UMDs in Japan.



    Maybe they just feel they needed to help sell some more PSPs. Then again, it's not like it's hurting for porn.


    I guess they just don't want to associate with porn in the very beggining of the console's life, but they might put some on there later.

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  • Unco-ordinatedUnco-ordinated NZRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'm calling bullshit. Blu-Ray is not controlled by Sony or any other single company, it's controlled by the Blu-Ray Disc Association and if Sony wanted to block porn, they'd have to get a majority of the BDA's board to agree (which includes Panasonic, Samsung, Apple, Fox, Warner, Disney, HP and a bunch of other electronics companies).

    Marlor: Yeah, because Sony has done that so many times in the past, right?

    While I wouldn't be surprised if they did upgrade the drive in new models of the PS3 (from memory, they added support for DVD-RW/+RW), I highly doubt it'd serve any real practical use (no games or movies will be released on three or four layer discs).

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Guys, I saw Pirates on HD-DVD. It was cool.

    Relevant.

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  • EtericEteric Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Wait, Pirates the porn movie (yes, there is one)? Or do you mean Pirates of the Carribean?

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    The porn. It even had CGI.

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  • SulSul Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    While I wouldn't be surprised if they did upgrade the drive in new models of the PS3 (from memory, they added support for DVD-RW/+RW) in Japan, I highly doubt it'd serve any real practical use (no games or movies will be released on three or four layer discs).

    you missed a detail.

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  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    can't watch porn on a PS3, can watch porn on a Wii.

    hmmm


    (yes, i'm well aware that you can probably navigate to porn sites on the PS3's browser too, i'm just failing at being funny)

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  • supabeastsupabeast Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Well, this puts a definite end to my plans to buy a PS3. I was hoping that, with no games worth playing, I could at least use it to play with myself.

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  • cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'm calling bullshit. Blu-Ray is not controlled by Sony or any other single company, it's controlled by the Blu-Ray Disc Association and if Sony wanted to block porn, they'd have to get a majority of the BDA's board to agree (which includes Panasonic, Samsung, Apple, Fox, Warner, Disney, HP and a bunch of other electronics companies).

    Call bullshit all you want, but it's in numerous articles linked to in this thread. Be it Sony or the Association, they aren't printing Blu-ray disks in relatively small batches, and that's leaving porn out in the cold.

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  • FireflashFireflash Montreal, QCRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Is that link in the OP reliable? I can't see anywhere else where they mention no porn un blu-ray. Can we trust that site?

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  • cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Fine, here's something from Cnet, one of the dozen or so news hits that came up on a Yahoo news search of Sony, Blu-ray, and porn.

    http://news.com.com/2061-11199_3-6149815.html?part=rss&tag=2547-1_3-0-20&subj=news

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  • delphinusdelphinus Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Guys, I saw gay Pirates on the caribbean on HD-DVD. It was cool.

    Relevant.

    fixed.

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  • TroubledTomTroubledTom regular
    edited January 2007
    cloudeagle wrote:
    Fine, here's something from Cnet, one of the dozen or so news hits that came up on a Yahoo news search of Sony, Blu-ray, and porn.

    http://news.com.com/2061-11199_3-6149815.html?part=rss&tag=2547-1_3-0-20&subj=news

    So the source of the story is a "leading porn director?"

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  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited January 2007
    All I can say is that if you want to see actual industry voices weigh in on whats happening right now, you need only go to the Industry Insider Q&A thread at AVS to see that this is grounded in fact. Sony and the replicators who can make BRD has strict rules against pressing pornography. There are 40+ sites pressing HD-DVD, many of which don't care about pornography.

    Porn studios are logically following the path of least resistance.

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  • chaossoldierchaossoldier Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    cloudeagle wrote:
    Fine, here's something from Cnet, one of the dozen or so news hits that came up on a Yahoo news search of Sony, Blu-ray, and porn.

    http://news.com.com/2061-11199_3-6149815.html?part=rss&tag=2547-1_3-0-20&subj=news

    So the source of the story is a "leading porn director?"

    I think it's safe to assume someone in the industry would know what's going on in his industry.

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  • KarfKarf The Past Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    To be fair, to be a leading porn director, you only need to work with porns for about 2 months.

    If I were making porns, I would make the best porns ever. Karf knows what Karf likes. Witty dialog, actors that could at least "act." Ah yes. Porn done right.

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  • LewiePLewieP Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    cloudeagle wrote:
    Fine, here's something from Cnet, one of the dozen or so news hits that came up on a Yahoo news search of Sony, Blu-ray, and porn.

    http://news.com.com/2061-11199_3-6149815.html?part=rss&tag=2547-1_3-0-20&subj=news

    So the source of the story is a "leading porn director?"

    I think it's safe to assume someone in the industry would know what's going on in his industry.
    SCE disagrees with you...

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  • KiTAKiTA Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Blu-Ray needs to lose Apple and Dell from it's board and then they are dead in the water.

    I hate to say it, but the chances of Dell dropping Blu-Ray outright are pretty slim. It'd take an absolute disaster to get them to do so. Something beyond the drives actually exploding, I mean -- they still use Sony batteries, after all.

    More likely than not Dell will just do what they did with the +R vs -R war -- they'll put bi-compatible drives in all their systems and play both sides against the middle.

    But yeah, this is a pretty stupid move by Sony. One of many, many, many stupid moves they've done lately. I mean, if you look at their choices over the past 2 years... how the hell did these jokers ever get to where they are? Was there really absolutely no competition for them for that long?

    I mean honestly, the way Sony acts, you'd think they were ran by the Japanese equivalent of Jimbo the Roadkill collector. "Well golly gee whillichers, I reckon we should make some of them motion picture thingamabobs. But lets not let the biggest producers in the world actually make movies for them. That'll show everyone how s-m-r-t we dun are. H'yuck."

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  • Target PracticeTarget Practice Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Guys, I saw Pirates on HD-DVD. It was cool.

    Relevant.
    Wasn't Pirates one of the "launch" titles for HD-DVD? That was kinda funny.

    What's funnier is that they put out a "legitimate" version of the movie that just excises all the sex scenes.

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  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    What's funnier is that they put out a "legitimate" version of the movie that just excises all the sex scenes.
    don't they just call that a trailer?

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    darleysam wrote:
    What's funnier is that they put out a "legitimate" version of the movie that just excises all the sex scenes.
    don't they just call that a trailer?
    The movie had a surprising amount of nonporno scenes. That is part of the reason why the movie sucked.

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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Oh god this again. This was debunked like... minutes after being posted.

    Vivid, the largest distributor of adult video in the world is releasing on Bluray (actually, on both formats). I'd link some of the articles but... NSFW and all... Google is your friend.

    The only reason this guy is bitching is that "mainstream" movies are currently hogging the (very few) Bluray production lines. Once more factories get online that will change. The same thing happened with DVD (and CD too) at first, all the lines were busy with big-studio contracts. No big conspiracy, you can take off your tinfoil hats now...

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  • cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    jwalk wrote:
    Oh god this again. This was debunked like... minutes after being posted.

    Vivid, the largest distributor of adult video in the world is releasing on Bluray (actually, on both formats).

    Was this the same article that was posted in October, before, presumably, the porno companies got cockblocked by Sony? That's not quite a debunking.

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  • Smacky The FrogSmacky The Frog Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I never thought about it, but man I'm really wanting to watch some HD porn now.

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  • Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Man... jwalk knows more than anyone else on the forums. Thanks for the inside info jwalk. I'm sure jwalk will be back to tell us more about the amazing powers of Sony, right jwalk?

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  • * kHaN ** kHaN * Registered User new member
    edited January 2007
    DHS Odium wrote:
    I imagine watching HD porn would be like having 2 people fucking in a box in your livingroom.

    Do we really want that?

    [spoiler:6ebf3adeec]you fucking bet we do[/spoiler:6ebf3adeec]

    This is f'ing hysterical

    people are staring, time to look at a different thread. Go HD-DVD porn!

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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    You're welcome. I'm always glad to help. :^:
    cloudeagle wrote:
    Was this the same article that was posted in October, before, presumably, the porno companies got cockblocked by Sony? That's not quite a debunking.
    One guy got told there's no room on the production lines for his discs. Hardly means Sony is "cockblocking" all porno. At least, it's quite a stretch to make that connection, wouldn't you say? Until I hear from multiple other sources that they have some official policy blocking all porno, I'm going to go ahead and assume that's all it is.

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  • cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    jwalk wrote:
    You're welcome. I'm always glad to help. :^:
    cloudeagle wrote:
    Was this the same article that was posted in October, before, presumably, the porno companies got cockblocked by Sony? That's not quite a debunking.
    One guy got told there's no room on the production lines for his discs. Hardly means Sony is "cockblocking" all porno. At least, it's quite a stretch to make that connection, wouldn't you say? Until I hear from multiple other sources that they have some official policy blocking all porno, I'm going to go ahead and assume that's all it is.

    There's at least a dozen of 'em now. Yahoo news is your friend.

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  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited January 2007
    jwalk wrote:
    You're welcome. I'm always glad to help. :^:
    cloudeagle wrote:
    Was this the same article that was posted in October, before, presumably, the porno companies got cockblocked by Sony? That's not quite a debunking.
    One guy got told there's no room on the production lines for his discs. Hardly means Sony is "cockblocking" all porno. At least, it's quite a stretch to make that connection, wouldn't you say? Until I hear from multiple other sources that they have some official policy blocking all porno, I'm going to go ahead and assume that's all it is.
    jwalk, read this now:

    http://www.avsforum.com/avs-vb/showthread.php?t=774635&page=23&pp=30

    5th post down, written by paidgeek, an Insider and employee at Sony Pictures BRD division. This man is Blu to the core, and even HE has gone on record saying:
    paidgeek wrote:
    Sony replication will not handle pornographic product and I think many of other major replicators have similar policies. Nothing more than that.

    The fact that BRD is hard to produce KEEPS lesser production lines from having a crack at it. The fact that Sony and the BRConsortium is still subsidizing the cost of pressing discs is further proof that the little guy CAN'T get into the game on this format any time soon.

    HD-DVD has over 40 production lines right now, from big to small.

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