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[Phalla] Phallakinetic Armageddon - It's all over! REND AND THE PINNACLE GUILD WIN!

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    this is already at half the amount of pages the current mini is at, and the game hasn't even started yet

    M.D. on
  • TeucrianTeucrian Registered User regular
    edited March 2010

    Only if you fail to kill Teucrian.
    :winky:


    Can't kill me if I'm not playing. I'll oblige.

    Teucrian on
  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Houn wrote: »
    Space... the Final Frontier.

    Well, perhaps not all that final. I mean, as mankind increases propulsion technology, it's inevitable that the entirety of space will be explored eventually, and there will undoubtedly be more frontiers to explore. Like the depths of the human mind; just a few short years ago, no one would have imagined the power a man's mind could have on the world around him, and now the fucking moon was destroyed by thought alone. Definitely a frontier that we've only just begun to touch.

    Or how about the depths of a man's hatred? No, not hatred, but loathing, a burning, white-hot fire of absolute repulsion?

    The Arcadian Elder, Houn, suddenly realized he was thinking in italics again. Mental indulgences like these tend to crop up from time to time when you get punted into fucking space.

    "Calm," he said to himself, supressing his rage, trying his best to ignore his surroundings, or rather, the lack thereof. He tried very hard not to think about his present, because for the present, he couldn't do anything about his present. Instead, he retreated once again back into the past, into his mind, summoning up through force of will a replaying of those events that led to this situation. This would be the 237,649th replay; he felt it was important to keep track of things like that, to keep his mind sharp. Since here in the cold, black bossom of the void, his mind was pretty much all he had.

    It had begun so well; the people of Arcadia had been won over, and he'd managed to cure the New Renegade, Rainfall, of the worst of his mental afflictions, and in doing so had won a powerful ally for the planet. Yes, he had been a good leader, and had nearly secured Arcadia's security and independance for generations. But then, that fiend Gumpy, the one they called Quicken, caught him by surprise with a telekinetic attack of inconceivable power, booting entirely off the planet. The New Renegade was lost to him, along with Arcadia, and life as he once knew it.

    But, he would not be defeated so easily. Oh no, not at all. He may not have been an aberation of psychic energy like the rest of these charletans, but years of discipline and study had left him with power nearly on par with theirs, and a simple thing like being knocked into orbit would not stop him.

    He would find a way back to his beloved Arcadia. He would find his way back to the begining. And then, he would have is revenge on the one that started this all. On the one who's actions started the chain of dominoes that ended with Houn's cold and dark solitude.

    On the one that had broken his heart.

    "Kime... you will die..."

    U MAD?

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  • ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Oh hey Exarch what's up?

    Did I ever thank you for the fun time we had in the Unknown Armies Phalla?

    I don't think I ever did personally thank you for that. How very rude of me. I must remedy this very, very soon.

    *cough* That was so long ago I can't seem to remember exactly what you mean...
    8-)

    Exarch on
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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Exarch wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Oh hey Exarch what's up?

    Did I ever thank you for the fun time we had in the Unknown Armies Phalla?

    I don't think I ever did personally thank you for that. How very rude of me. I must remedy this very, very soon.

    *cough* That was so long ago I can't seem to remember exactly what you mean...
    8-)

    Honestly that was so epic that I can only pretend to grudge.

    Because god damn that was fucking clutch.

    Nocturne on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    What the hell was page 8 all about.

    Stop that.


    Incidentally, I think I can tweak things a little bit and run with 65 players. If I wait until the game's full I'll likely have missed another night by the time all PMs are out.

    So sign-ups will end in two hours, and I'll start sending out role PMs. If everything goes to plan, day one will kick off at 10pm. And yes, that's GMT.

    Edcrab on
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  • SpawnbrokerSpawnbroker Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Man, I missed you guys, hahaha.

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  • Qualmi-chanQualmi-chan Registered User
    edited March 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    ... day one will kick off at 10pm. And yes, that's GMT.

    Soo, GMT+1, will that be 11 PM, or 9 PM?

    Timezones confuse me, ohyeah.

    Qualmi-chan on
  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    GMT (which is actually UTC) + 1 is [Time in GMT] plus one (also known as CET).

    So 10 pm (22:00) plus one is 11 pm (23:00).

    It's that simple! (Except when dealing with daylight savings time, then shit hits the fan)

    Alegis on
  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    DST hits this weekend. Don't forget! :)

    Ryadic on
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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    i am the betrayereyrerer

    M.D. on
  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    i am the betrayereyrerer

    I am the walrus, coo coo ca choo!

    Ryadic on
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  • HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Man the whole GMT thing confuses me and Im a brit

    edit: waaaait a min he just added story to the second post

    what

    HeavyVillain on
  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »
    DST hits this weekend. Don't forget! :)

    Oh shit

    Alegis on
  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    We are....totally b o n e d.

    Egos on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    GIANT DEATH ROBOT

    M.D. on
  • RingoRingo Stardust, Golden Caught in a Devil's BargainRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    edit: waaaait a min he just added story to the second post

    what

    I'm excited

    Ringo on
    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
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  • SpawnbrokerSpawnbroker Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I have no idea what's going on, but it's okay because I will likely die within the first three voting blocks. WOooooooO!

    Spawnbroker on
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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Turns out we're actually at 63 players and I can't count. No matter, that's still doable, even if no one else appears.

    Edcrab on
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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    GIANT DEATH ROBOT

    Screw the GIANT INDESTRUCTIBLE DEATH ROBOT, Daylight Savings Time is coming

    Alegis on
  • HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    wait so signups close in an hour and you start sending pms? or are you already sending pms and the actul game starts in an hour?

    edit: dammit you changed the title while I was posting!

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  • PuduPudu Registered User
    edited March 2010
    !signup

    Pudu on
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    !Reserve up, please.

    Wildcat on
  • HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    i think hes still accepting players if you want to make that green Wildcat :D

    ...alhough if you deliberately just want to be a reserve ignore me

    HeavyVillain on
  • immortal squishimmortal squish Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    In before the buzzer!

    immortal squish on
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  • TeucrianTeucrian Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Turns out we're actually at 63 players and I can't count. No matter, that's still doable, even if no one else appears.

    Sorry for the vague message. I actually intended to !sign up. So I think that puts us at 66 based on the list on the first page.

    Teucrian on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Indeed it does. Alright, PMs will start going out now.

    I will still accept sign-ups (and reserves, of course) up until 70 slots, as long as they're in well before Day 1 begins at 10pm.

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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I WILL KILL YOU SO BAD YOU WILL DIE RETROACTIVELY

    YES

    ALL OF YOU.

    Fiaryn on
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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Sorry fiaryn, for you see, I have already killed you

    M.D. on
  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Indeed it does. Alright, PMs will start going out now.

    I will still accept sign-ups (and reserves, of course) up until 70 slots, as long as they're in well before Day 1 begins at 10pm.

    What time is it where you're at?

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I think it's 13:20 his time

    M.D. on
  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Sorry fiaryn, for you see, I have already killed you

    NOT IF I KILL ME FIRST

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  • RingoRingo Stardust, Golden Caught in a Devil's BargainRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'm pretty sure it's only 1:20pm GMT

    Google told me so

    Ringo on
    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    Sorry fiaryn, for you see, I have already killed you

    NOT IF I KILL ME FIRST

    damn it, you beat me there

    M.D. on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I think it's 13:20 his time

    That is correct!

    Also a polite reminder: please message me for clarifications etc. The only reason you should go within 30ft of the Supercomputer is to send in nightly orders.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    ugh been awake since 2300 and now it's 1520 my time :(

    M.D. on
  • MaximusMaximus Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Sign Up

    Maximus on
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    GIANT DEATH ROBOT

    Move along.

    Nothing to see here.

    Nocturne on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    GIANT DEATH ROBOT

    Move along.

    Nothing to see here.

    BUT HE'S RIGHT THERE

    M.D. on
  • IriahIriah Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    ... sign up.

    Iriah on
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