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[Phalla] Phallakinetic Armageddon - It's all over! REND AND THE PINNACLE GUILD WIN!

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  • immortal squishimmortal squish Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    GIANT DEATH ROBOT

    Move along.

    Nothing to see here.

    BUT HE'S RIGHT THERE

    Dibs on the giant death machine!

    immortal squish on
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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Oh Edcrab, I love the Giant Death Robot. So cool!

    kime on
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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    kime wrote: »
    Oh Edcrab, I love the Giant Death Robot. So cool!

    I think smaller robots are cooler than giant ones.

    There. I said it D:

    Malkor on
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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Malkor wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    Oh Edcrab, I love the Giant Death Robot. So cool!

    I think smaller robots are cooler than giant ones.

    There. I said it D:

    THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE INSECURE ABOUT YOUR PENIS.

    THERE. I SAID IT.

    Fiaryn on
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  • Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Why? The bigger the robot the better. The bigger it is the more crushy-crushy it can do and it's a freakin robot so being smaller doesn't add any real benefits to it.

    Typhus733 on
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Voltron and Power Rangers and whatnot all stressed that the giant robot was greater than the sum of its parts.

    Because every episode they went "let's try this apart" and got their asses kicked, and then went "well that didn't work AGAIN. Let's just form up into one big robot and win". And they did.

    I personally think this is just a big conspiracy to make us think that small, agile robots that can get out of the way of attacks are somehow worse than one big robot that can just be blasted to smithereens that much more easily.

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    If you damage the robot a bit it may flood the room with deadly neurotoxin gas.

    Alegis on
  • TipharethTiphareth Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Typhus733 wrote: »
    Why? The bigger the robot the better. The bigger it is the more crushy-crushy it can do and it's a freakin robot so being smaller doesn't add any real benefits to it.

    Unless the gigantic robot crushes itself under the immense weight.

    Tiphareth on
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Larger robots can be blown apart by orbital attack

    You need the speed

    Gumpy on
  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Larger robots can be blown apart by orbital attack

    You need the speed

    IF YOUR ORBITAL ATTACKS DON'T GLASS THE ENTIRE PLANET YOU'RE DOING IT FUCKING WRONG

    Fiaryn on
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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Space War is won through production

    Production is pretty hard to keep rolling when you glass the usable production facilities of captured planets

    The winner is not the man who glasses the most planets, the winner is the man who has the capability to glass the most planets at once to utterly obliterate the opposition if surrender terms are not met

    Gumpy on
  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Space War is won through production

    Production is pretty hard to keep rolling when you glass the usable production facilities of captured planets

    The winner is not the man who glasses the most planets, the winner is the man who has the capability to glass the most planets at once to utterly obliterate the opposition if surrender terms are not met

    QUITTER TALK

    Fiaryn on
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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Alright, at which point can we start the "10 epic reveals on day 1" phase?

    I'm almost ready to jump the gun.

    Winky on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    It's customary to wait for the opening narration before engaging in ridiculous shenanigans.

    Rend on
  • simulacrumsimulacrum Call me Remi Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Well this is going to be a interesting first phalla.

    simulacrum on
  • CoreGoonCoreGoon Registered User
    edited March 2010
    Amazing. Page 11 and we've not even started yet. :P

    Also: Psykers and robots. Hmm. Psychic robots? Giant Psychic Death Robots? Oh, I like that thought. 8-)

    CoreGoon on
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Robots can never be Psychic

    Cyborgs, however...

    Gumpy on
  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    CoreGoon wrote: »
    Amazing. Page 11 and we've not even started yet. :P

    Also: Psykers and robots. Hmm. Psychic robots? Giant Psychic Death Robots? Oh, I like that thought. 8-)

    Frakkin' toasters...

    Ryadic on
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  • vagrant_windsvagrant_winds Brings a Magic Infused Gun to a Swordfight. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Well, I have no idea what my role win condition is yet... but according to my player win condition down here it reads: "Kill Samurai".

    vagrant_winds on
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  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Well, I have no idea what my role win condition is yet... but according to my player win condition down here it reads: "Kill Samurai".

    What a coincidence, I got the same thing.

    The_Reflection on
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    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Well, I have no idea what my role win condition is yet... but according to my player win condition down here it reads: "Kill Samurai".

    What a coincidence, I got the same thing.

    We are all bluestreak?

    Rend on
  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Oh, I didn't even realize these PMs had victory conditions. What does it mean by "Destroy the Supercomputer"?

    Ryadic on
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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Oh, I didn't even realize these PMs had victory conditions. What does it mean by "Destroy the Supercomputer"?

    THAT KNOWLEDGE IS BEYOND YOUR SECURITY CLEARANCE, Ryad-I-ICK

    THE COMPUTER IS YOUR FRIEND.

    DISPATCHING KILLBOTS TO YOUR LOCATION.

    Rend on
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Oh, I didn't even realize these PMs had victory conditions. What does it mean by "Destroy the Supercomputer"?

    It means you're going to lose no matter what. Thank you for your question. Does anyone else have any questions?

    Quoth on
  • CoreGoonCoreGoon Registered User
    edited March 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »
    CoreGoon wrote: »
    Amazing. Page 11 and we've not even started yet. :P

    Also: Psykers and robots. Hmm. Psychic robots? Giant Psychic Death Robots? Oh, I like that thought. 8-)

    Frakkin' toasters...

    Yup. Toaster. And you're all toast. 8-)
    Except the great psychic robot Gumpy. :^:

    CoreGoon on
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    ohjesus........


    this is bad

    lonelyahava on
  • Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I hear there are some players needed over here.

    I'm a player.

    Romantic Undead on
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  • Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Rend wrote: »
    Well, I have no idea what my role win condition is yet... but according to my player win condition down here it reads: "Kill Samurai".

    What a coincidence, I got the same thing.

    We are all bluestreak?

    You called?

    Romantic Undead on
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  • LucedesLucedes *heaps mad squawk* Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Rend wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Oh, I didn't even realize these PMs had victory conditions. What does it mean by "Destroy the Supercomputer"?

    THAT KNOWLEDGE IS BEYOND YOUR SECURITY CLEARANCE, Ryad-I-ICK

    THE COMPUTER IS YOUR FRIEND.

    DISPATCHING KILLBOTS TO YOUR LOCATION.

    <3

    Lucedes on
  • LucedesLucedes *heaps mad squawk* Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    So, wait... does day one begin in ~3 hours?

    I'm confused.

    Lucedes on
  • CoreGoonCoreGoon Registered User
    edited March 2010
    Lucedes wrote: »
    So, wait... does day one begin in ~3 hours?

    Yup.

    Or rather. Ends in 27 hours. I think.

    CoreGoon on
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Lucedes wrote: »
    So, wait... does day one begin in ~3 hours?

    I'm confused.

    That is exactly it

    Gumpy on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Romantic Undead is our last sign-up. Sign-ups are now closed.

    Edcrab on
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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    ohmyohmyohmy

    so many so many so many

    what to do what to do what to do.

    lonelyahava on
  • Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Romantic Undead is our last sign-up. Sign-ups are now closed.

    Hey does this Phalla work on a policy of last one in, first one out?

    If so... well... crap.

    Romantic Undead on
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  • CoreGoonCoreGoon Registered User
    edited March 2010
    what to do what to do what to do.

    Walk to the center of the crowd and start killing randomly?

    CoreGoon on
  • simulacrumsimulacrum Call me Remi Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    CoreGoon wrote: »
    what to do what to do what to do.

    Walk to the center of the crowd and start killing randomly?

    I forsee no possible negative outcome.

    simulacrum on
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    CoreGoon wrote: »
    what to do what to do what to do.

    Walk to the center of the crowd and start killing randomly?

    Reminder to self;
    This is not a viable strategy in kindergartens.

    Burnage on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    simulacrum wrote: »
    CoreGoon wrote: »
    what to do what to do what to do.

    Walk to the center of the crowd and start killing randomly?

    I forsee no possible negative outcome.

    All possible outcomes have been classified as "positive" or "extremely positive"

    Rend on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Burnage wrote: »
    CoreGoon wrote: »
    what to do what to do what to do.

    Walk to the center of the crowd and start killing randomly?

    Reminder to self;
    This is not a viable strategy in kindergartens.

    No! The younglings!

    Rend on
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