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I Have a Confession to Make
MojoDC
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I actually read the novelization of Demolition Man before I watched the movie.
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then you will attain the gift of the nautilus, and be able to breathe water indefinitely which will allow you to make it to the kraken boss
And then you poop in front of the Kraken? Is that it?
you will be there to design my future acid trips
i can offer 6 figures and your choice of company car
i don't have a uvula anymore, and today i realized i can never make the wookiee sound...
Once, as a small boy, I mixed milk and orange juice and declared it delicious.
I knew, in my heart of hearts, that I was sinning, that to mix the nectar of the citrus fruit and the nourishing discharge of the udder was an affront to Almighty God, so sayeth the God and Law of Nature.
Yet meddled I did, as alchemists of old. Yet it was leprechaun gold, merest pyrite, and the next day when I broke my fast the taste was awful, and I wept tears of molten wax and cursed myself, dumping the contents of the glass into the window well and singing a wordless song of lament.
i did this with orange juice and coca cola
it is ALSO delicious!
but mine STILL is
I poured orange juice into the milk at the bottom of my cereal bowl and drank it and was like "fuck yes, this is awesome, I have simplified breakfast, what a brilliant boy I am."
And the next day I tried it again and it was fucking awful, so I snuck outside and dumped the bowl into the window well and probably drowned a few centipedes and spiders.
coke and orange juice tastes like
http://onceuponawin.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/win-pics-flinstones-push-up.jpg
I called it O-May
Does the English language know no shame?
I mean, I'll be the first to say that as a terribad movie Demo Man is one of the crown princes.
But seriously, a book? What the fuck did it talk about, the variety of spices on the Taco Bell menu?
I know a kid who did this with a beer helmet, milk on one side, oj on the other. Curdled in his mouth and he puked all over.
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
And then he got me back with a shot of some sort of detergent and something else bad. That was probably worse, actually. Which means I need to get him again.
kpop appreciation station i also like to tweet some
that's like
poison
I think he meant 'do you smoke?'
https://medium.com/@alascii
I am pretty sure, up to this moment, I have never heard of a thing more disgusting than this image right here.
I almost gagged.
wow you didn't notice that your mum was always stoned for six months
https://medium.com/@alascii
I dont live at my parents house, so no.
I didn't drink it all or a lot, it was like a single sip and I learned my childhood lesson.
I read The Phantom Menace novelization before the movie was out
in my defence, I was 10 at the time
actually
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fagging
well it's pretty hilarious
special fag
running fag
fag-master
"Military equivalent of fags"
Bacon drippings are the best. 3 or 4 drops completely changes the flavor of some foods. I wouldn't just drink it straight though.
Isn't the next one the bat shit insane one?
What are we, an episode of Friends?
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Why not just use bacon itself? <_<
because bacon is one the the unhealthiest foods ever created?
nope, fourth one