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Today I Made A Man

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    To be honest I don't know why you were trying to open a jar because we keep all the paperclips inside a cardboard box but.....

    Blake T on
  • pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    thankyou grey ghost to contributing to this wyyymmins page

    Blake, get out.

    pillow on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    WYMEN LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE THE WORD HYMEN.

    COINCIDENCE?

    I THINK NOT.

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  • pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Awww that is the cutest civil rights logo.

    I just want to pet it.

    Maybe take it for a walk so it can do some chants or something.

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  • pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    ITS PUNCHING YOU IN THE DICK

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    Look at that beautiful womyan

    she is fucking powerwalking

    she can do that so well

    pillow on
  • pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
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    It almost looks like she has chest hair

    AND SHE CAN DO THAT IF SHE WANTS

    grow all the chest hair she wants

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0N_893g6zc&feature=related

    pillow on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Can she do it as well as a mqn? (I am no longer using the word man, as it is too similar to woman and I think it may empower them to do more than cook and clean)

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Pillow as a wymqn what are you opinions on water bottles?

    I think they are SEXIST.

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  • pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    she can do it better than DIRT

    I AM BIRTHING

    i have the power to reproduce

    and wymen you do too, lets make finger babies in rebelance
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    is that two girls

    who knows

    but its good enough fo

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  • pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    and yes i refuse to drink bottle waters

    edit unless it looks like labia

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    All womtn want to be mqn.

    It has been proven by HOLLEWOOD

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  • pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
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    They're trying to teach us how to hold dicks!

    Don't let them!

    (is that how you'r supposed to hold dicks)

    pillow on
  • pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
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    this is a picture about something about water bottles

    I'm not sure what it's about, but does the motherland africa resemble something

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    a liver?

    Macera on
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
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    This image is degrading to men.

    My joy juice should not be trivialised.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Blaket wrote: »
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    This image is degrading to men.

    My joy juice should not be trivialised.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwQNEXJI3io

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  • pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    why don't you swallow it

    pillow on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    pillow wrote: »
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    why does that logo make it look like a woman is being punched right up into the uterus

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    If only we were like these organisms:

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    Parthenogenesis is the way to go

    Macera on
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    pillow wrote: »
    why don't you swallow it

    I did, as a show of strength of m^n everywhere.

    (M^n is the plural of mqn)

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  • pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Fisting is romantic, viv

    and now I must leave the thread, thank you for that one page

    pillow on
  • ScrumScrum __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    pillow wrote: »
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    why does that logo make it look like a woman is being punched right up into the uterus

    I can't unsee that now. That is some serious fisting.

    Scrum on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    awwww pillow always leaves when I turn up

    poo

    (it was a very amusing one page, pillow)

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    A Komodo dragon can kill you with the power of rotting teeth.

    As a mqn I find this offensive.

    As it would smell.

    Pillow do womyn have noses? Can they smell? Have you gone far enough in the civil rights movement so you are allowed to smell?

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  • ScrumScrum __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Blaket wrote: »
    A Komodo dragon can kill you with the power of rotting teeth.

    As a mqn I find this offensive.

    As it would smell.

    Pillow do womyn have noses? Can they smell? Have you gone far enough in the civil rights movement so you are allowed to smell?

    That's actually a common mistake, they have two venom glands in their lower jaw.

    Scrum on
  • LaCabraLaCabra MelbourneRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    that's not a misnomer, duder

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Scrum wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    A Komodo dragon can kill you with the power of rotting teeth.

    As a mqn I find this offensive.

    As it would smell.

    Pillow do womyn have noses? Can they smell? Have you gone far enough in the civil rights movement so you are allowed to smell?

    That's actually a common misnomer, they have two venom glands in their lower jaw.
    Wotmqn can do what?

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  • ScrumScrum __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    LaCabra wrote: »
    that's not a misnomer, duder

    Yeah, I always confuse that word with another that I can't think of at the moment. Either way, it's mostly the shock of the bite and the blood loss coupled with the venom glands that cause death in victims after bites.

    "In 2009, the same researchers published further evidence demonstrating that Komodo dragons possess a venomous bite. MRI scans of a preserved skull showed the presence of two venom glands in the lower jaw. They extracted one of these glands from the head of a terminally ill specimen in the Singapore Zoological Gardens, and found that it secreted a venom containing several different toxic proteins. The known functions of these proteins include inhibition of blood clotting, lowering of blood pressure, muscle paralysis, and the induction of hypothermia, leading to shock and loss of consciousness in envenomated prey.[30][31] As a result of the discovery, the previous theory that bacteria were responsible for the deaths of komodo victims was disputed.[32]
    Kurt Schwenk, an evolutionary biologist at the University of Connecticut finds the discovery of these glands intriguing, but considers most of the evidence for venom in the study to be "meaningless, irrelevant, incorrect or falsely misleading". Even if the lizards have venomlike proteins in their mouths, Schwenk argues, they may be using them for a different function, and he doubts that venom is necessary to explain the effect of a Komodo dragon bite, arguing that shock and blood loss are the primary factors"

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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Woman is a danger cat

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  • UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Komodo dragon threaaaaaad.

    Outta my way, bitch. I got island to patrol.

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    The drooliest lizards

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    Macera on
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  • UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Macera wrote: »
    The drooliest lizards

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    pillow wrote: »
    why don't you swallow it

    Umaro on
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  • LaCabraLaCabra MelbourneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    My man has evolved somewhat, and is moodily lit
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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    deja vu all over again

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I didn't realize

    (we are caught in a time loop)

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  • LaCabraLaCabra MelbourneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    HE CAN SEE YOU.
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