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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    EM: I registered on that Go site as "Feral"

    Feral on
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    There once was a poster named Ludi
    Whose entries were always done lewdly
    Mods have him in jail
    Life without bail
    And yet he always rages futily

    Silas Brown on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Pronunciation rule of thumb for English:

    Does it have some letters in it?

    Yeah those letters aren't pronounced how you would think.

    examples:

    pronunCIAtion, pronunciaTION, thumB

    is it ROOhl or ruLAY?

    Arch on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    who wants to play Go with me?

    THE ANSWER IS EVERYONE

    I do

    but not while I'm at work

    I will play because I am not at work.

    Thomamelas on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I don't remember which words you take them from

    but using the rules for other words, you can write fish as ghoti

    Abdhyius on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    There once was a poster called Abby
    In demeanor really quite crabby
    His points rarely right
    He'd nonetheless fight
    And make all around him go stabby

    Senjutsu on
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    EM, if you don't mind playing with a newbie, I'll be down to register after work and start playing with you.

    This cool? Y/N

    Silas Brown on
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I too will play Go, but I barely know what I'm doing.

    Bama on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    I too will play Go, but I barely know what I'm doing.

    So really, it will be more like Stop

    Arch on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    BTW, I know the rules of Go

    but my skill level is below retarded

    Feral on
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    EM, if you don't mind playing with a newbie, I'll be down to register after work and start playing with you.

    This cool? Y/N

    yeah that's cool

    i don't know much about Go either. i think it's safe to say i'm terrible.

    my userid on DGS is Travesty, if anyone wants to start a game.

    Evil Multifarious on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    I too will play Go, but I barely know what I'm doing.

    So really, it will be more like Stop

    I'm tempted to report this for awesome, even though it's not awesome, but because it's still better than half the shit that gets reported for awesome

    Feral on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I am senj on DGS

    I have no skills and will soon be ranked minus one trillion

    Senjutsu on
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    There once was a poster named Bama
    Who dropped puns like a mad bombah
    There's not much to say
    So in mediocrity I will stay
    Bama Bama Bama Bama Bama

    Silas Brown on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Pronunciation rule of thumb for English:

    Does it have some letters in it?

    Yeah those letters aren't pronounced how you would think.

    It's like French! :o

    french is somewhat consistent

    english is 100% crazy

    Does a word have the same letters as another word?

    Yeah it's not pronounced like you'd think.

    Abdhyius on
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    I too will play Go, but I barely know what I'm doing.

    So really, it will be more like Stop

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

    JustinSane07 on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    I too will play Go, but I barely know what I'm doing.

    So really, it will be more like Stop

    I'm tempted to report this for awesome, even though it's not awesome, but because it's still better than half the shit that gets reported for awesome

    It will be worth it just to see more angry posts by joshofalltrades and the other customs agents of the Awesome Posts forum.


    This has lately been half of the reason for most of my recent reports.

    Nerdgasmic on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Justin hates it! Seal of Approval!

    Arch on
  • tapeslingertapeslinger Space Unicorn Slush Ranger Social Justice Rebel ScumRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    There once was a poster called Abby
    In demeanor really quite crabby
    His points rarely right
    He'd nonetheless fight
    And make all around him go stabby

    win

    tapeslinger on
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I once chanced to visit a place
    That Kakos was well-known to grace
    He promised me fun
    And then with his tongue
    He slobbered all over my face

    I said to my friend "If this creep'll
    Move away, I can dislodge this steeple
    That is poking my side"
    Kakos grinned "Please abide
    That is merely my Cock of the People"

    Intrigued, I elected to stay
    As his hands wandered every which way
    We went to his place
    Where he came on my face
    While dictating a Marxist essay.

    Hi I'm Vee! on
  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    No limerick will ever beat this gem:

    There once was a vampire named Mabel
    Whose period was quite stable
    So on the full moon
    She'd pull out a spoon
    And drink herself under the table.

    Premier kakos on
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    There once was a poster called Moriarty
    Whose poor diet left him Quite Farty
    In Alaska he sat
    Growing ever more fat
    He will never be the life of the party

    Ludious on
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    No limerick will ever beat this gem:

    There once was a vampire named Mabel
    Whose period was quite stable
    So on the full moon
    She'd pull out a spoon
    And drink herself under the table.

    oh wow

    that is

    wow.

    Evil Multifarious on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    you fuckers who challenged me better not be good at this

    Senjutsu on
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    There once was a child called Nerdgasmic
    He's 14 so I can't say "orgasmic"
    Oops I just did
    even though he's a kid
    Hi, I'm Chris Hansen, please take a seat.

    Silas Brown on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    No limerick will ever beat this gem:

    There once was a vampire named Mabel
    Whose period was quite stable
    So on the full moon
    She'd pull out a spoon
    And drink herself under the table.

    Wow.

    wow

    Feral on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I think I can connect to DGS with my phone actually

    Senjutsu on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    No limerick will ever beat this gem:

    There once was a vampire named Mabel
    Whose period was quite stable
    So on the full moon
    She'd pull out a spoon
    And drink herself under the table.

    No words. Should have sent a poet.

    Abdhyius on
  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I love me some English. Precicely because it is layer upon layer of contradiction needless elaboration. Ten sixtay six wrought such artificed splendour by thrusting a romance language deep into the meaty goodness that is the germanic.

    RiemannLives on
    DEFUND THE POLICE
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    No limerick will ever beat this gem:

    There once was a vampire named Mabel
    Whose period was quite stable
    So on the full moon
    She'd pull out a spoon
    And drink herself under the table.

    Wow.

    wow

    There once was a vampire named Mabel
    Whose menstruation was really quite stable
    So on the full moon
    She'd pull out a spoon
    And drink herself under the table.

    I think this version of the second line scans better. Agree/disagree?

    augh totp

    Feral on
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    feral I made you a limerick! did you read it y/n

    skippydumptruck on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    The second version uses the word menstruation and therefore wins by default.

    Inquisitor on
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    you fuckers who challenged me better not be good at this

    don't worry, i have an introductory Go book in front of me and I barely understand the basic tactics section, if at all

    Evil Multifarious on
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I love me some English. Precicely because it is layer upon layer of contradiction needless elaboration. Ten sixtay six wrought such artificed splendour by thrusting a romance language deep into the meaty goodness that is the germanic.

    I take it you already know
    Of tough and bough and cough and dough?
    Others may stumble, but not you,
    On hiccough, thorough, lough and through?
    Well done! And now you wish, perhaps,
    To learn of less familiar traps?
    Beware of heard, a dreadful word
    That looks like beard and sounds like bird,
    And dead: it's said like bed, not bead -
    For goodness sake don't call it deed!
    Watch out for meat and great and threat
    (They rhyme with suite and straight and debt).

    A moth is not a moth in mother,
    Nor both in bother, broth in brother,
    And here is not a match for there
    Nor dear and fear for bear and pear,
    And then there's dose and rose and lose -
    Just look them up - and goose and choose,
    And cork and work and card and ward,
    And font and front and word and sword,
    And do and go and thwart and cart -
    Come, come, I've hardly made a start!
    A dreadful language? Man alive!
    I'd mastered it when I was five!



    Always liked this one.

    Haphazard on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    How do I challenge you in this go thing EM?

    Inquisitor on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    you fuckers who challenged me better not be good at this

    don't worry, i have an introductory Go book in front of me and I barely understand the basic tactics section, if at all

    there's tactics?!?!

    Senjutsu on
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Man, see if I ever write poetry for you guys again.

    Hi I'm Vee! on
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    No limerick will ever beat this gem:

    There once was a vampire named Mabel
    Whose period was quite stable
    So on the full moon
    She'd pull out a spoon
    And drink herself under the table.

    Wow.

    wow

    There once was a vampire named Mabel
    Whose menstruation was really quite stable
    So on the full moon
    She'd pull out a spoon
    And drink herself under the table.

    I think this version of the second line scans better. Agree/disagree?

    augh totp

    also "whose period was always quite stable" works fairly well

    Evil Multifarious on
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    No limerick will ever beat this gem:

    There once was a vampire named Mabel
    Whose period was quite stable
    So on the full moon
    She'd pull out a spoon
    And drink herself under the table.


    Ahahahahahahahaha

    JustinSane07 on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    there once was a poster named feral
    who liked drugs and ladies' apparel
    he got high and crossdressed
    in podly's best vest
    and changed his first name to sheryl

    hahahahahahaha wow

    Feral on
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