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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    I don't even want a limerick now!:( You guys are mean!

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Pfft what a conservative opening Mr. EM.

    I expected more from a dictator player.

    i'm just going by tradition

    getting in the spirit

    stroking my beard

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I am also not a fan of poetry.

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    I don't care for poetry, as a general rule.

    Yes, we've already established that you hate intellect. :P

    Uh-huh.

    Whatever, man.

    Most poetry is horrible.

    Good poetry is awesome.

    In this way, I find it's the same as pretty much every other artform.

    Feral on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Jorge Luis Borges
    "Borges and I"

    The other one, the one called Borges, is the one things happen to. I walk through the streets of Buenos Aires and stop for a moment, perhaps mechanically now, to look at the arch of an entrance hall and the grillwork on the gate; I know of Borges from the mail and see his name on a list of professors or in a biographical dictionary. I like hourglasses, maps, eighteenth-century typography, the taste of coffee and the prose of Stevenson; he shares these preferences, but in a vain way that turns them into the attributes of an actor. It would be an exaggeration to say that ours is a hostile relationship; I live, let myself go on living, so that Borges may contrive his literature, and this literature justifies me. It is no effort for me to confess that he has achieved some valid pages, but those pages cannot save me, perhaps because what is good belongs to no one, not even to him, but rather to the language and to tradition. Besides, I am destined to perish, definitively, and only some instant of myself can survive in him. Little by little, I am giving over everything to him, though I am quite aware of his perverse custom of falsifying and magnifying things.

    Spinoza knew that all things long to persist in their being; the stone eternally wants to be a stone and the tiger a tiger. I shall remain in Borges, not in myself (if it is true that I am someone), but I recognize myself less in his books than in many others or in the laborious strumming of a guitar. Years ago I tried to free myself from him and went from the mythologies of the suburbs to the games with time and infinity, but those games belong to Borges now and I shall have to imagine other things. Thus my life is a flight and I lose everything and everything belongs to oblivion, or to him.

    I do not know which of us has written this page.

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    BBC: Deep breathing 'cuts stress as much as massage'
    The study of 68 people, reported in Depression and Anxiety, showed anxiety symptoms were halved for those given 10 massage sessions over three months.

    But those given relaxation therapy, which is much cheaper, improved by the same amount.

    Wait. Massage is considered a valid treatment for anxiety? How did I not get some prescribed for me?

    Yeah. whether insurance covers it, though... I dunno

    Most likely not since I've already maxed my psych coverage. They would pay for prescriptions but that's about it.

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    Whence came D and D? Nay, do not ask that,
    For that's a question whose answer knows no name,
    Whose answer, should it even come to fame ,
    Would it were back where wicked demons sat,
    For the genesis of such a dire rat
    Would lead one to knowledge full of vile shame,
    Shameful, sinful, of such that could not frame
    Black bile itself, boiling in a vat.

    Nay, do not ask "Whence came that D and D?"
    The answer would lead you down a dark road
    Where mystery doubled on mystery,
    Like seeing first the boil 'fore the toad.
    D and D, that fall before the fall,
    Godless harbor of cocks, and dicks, and lol.

    Okay, I'm done. I can't compete with this. Good show, sir.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    90% of everything is crap

    especially street burritos

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    I don't care for poetry, as a general rule.

    Yes, we've already established that you hate intellect. :P

    Uh-huh.

    Whatever, man.

    Most poetry is horrible.

    Good poetry is awesome.

    In this way, I find it's the same as pretty much every other artform.

    preach it

    actually you know what, i think feral and preacher should switch usernames

    it'd be more suitable

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    that's one of my favorites Inquis

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I am also not a fan of poetry.

    I hate having to put work into things to get something out of them!

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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    90% of everything is crap
    even the other 10%

    Bama on
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    there once was a man named mike



    i got nothin

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    there once was a poster named Bama
    with his man parts he was quite a gambla
    he gave some young boys the shaft
    and though his friends laughed
    he was elected president of NAMBLA

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    preach it

    actually you know what, i think feral and preacher should switch usernames

    it'd be more suitable

    hahahahahahaha

    Feral on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    that's one of my favorites Inquis

    Imma write a paper on it. I'm just rather undecided on how to approach it.

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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    :lol: that NAMBLA rhyme was really an unfortunate discovery

    Bama on
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    :lol: that NAMBLA rhyme was really an unfortunate discovery

    nerd is a good egg

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I don't even want a limerick now!:( You guys are mean!

    there's a fellow we call justinsane
    his flesh to the dark gods a fane
    he crawls with infection
    and with fell predilection
    for acts of a horror unnamed

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I am also not a fan of poetry.

    I hate having to put work into things to get something out of them!

    That's not it at all. I just don't like poetry.

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    i can't pronounce bama's name as in alabama because it makes me sound like a hick

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    I don't even want a limerick now!:( You guys are mean!

    there's a fellow we call justinsane
    his flesh to the dark gods a fane
    he crawls with infection
    and with fell predilection
    for acts of a horror unnamed

    ...I don't even know what this says.

    Which I'm gonna guess was the point.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    MikeMan wrote: »
    there once was a man named mike



    i got nothin

    There once was a poster named Mike
    To suck titties he would very much like
    So he went to a club
    Was mocked as a scrub
    And went home with a bouncer named Spike

    Senjutsu on
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    MikeMan wrote: »
    i can't pronounce bama's name as in alabama because it makes me sound like a hick
    wow you know i have the same problem

    Bama on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    that's one of my favorites Inquis

    Imma write a paper on it. I'm just rather undecided on how to approach it.

    I wrote a paper on it

    I forget what I said

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    hmmmmmmmmmmmm Goldie, Subfocus, and Noisia at 1015 this weekend.

    hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    I'll say this of visiblehowl:
    He enjoys being tickled in the bowel
    or so I should think
    says his "good pal" Inq

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    there once was a man named mike



    i got nothin

    There once was a poster named Mike
    To suck titties he would very much like
    So he went to a club
    Was mocked as a scrub
    And went home with a bouncer named Spike
    :^:

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    there once was a worker named justin
    whose chops his coworkers were bustin
    he pushed a cart full of mail
    padded with fail
    him, his bosses weren't trustin

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    I don't care for poetry, as a general rule.

    Yes, we've already established that you hate intellect. :P

    Uh-huh.

    Whatever, man.

    Most poetry is horrible.

    Good poetry is awesome.

    In this way, I find it's the same as pretty much every other artform.

    there were good poets, at one time

    but i have a hard time with poetry written after, oh, let's say 1950 or so

    maybe even before that

    modern and "postmodern" poetry can suck my dick

    Pony on
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    i can't pronounce bama's name as in alabama because it makes me sound like a hick
    wow you know i have the same problem
    :P

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    231108201480823031.jpg

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    I don't care for poetry, as a general rule.

    Yes, we've already established that you hate intellect. :P

    Uh-huh.

    Whatever, man.

    Most poetry is horrible.

    Good poetry is awesome.

    In this way, I find it's the same as pretty much every other artform.

    there were good poets, at one time

    But i have a hard time with poetry written after, oh, let's say 1950 or so

    but langston hughes wrote after 1950 !

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    24809776700981098.jpg

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Poldy: Pony, what do modern and postmodern poetry mean?
    Pony: I don't know, but I hate them!

    Podly on
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    I am hungry.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    Poldy: Pony, what do modern and postmodern poetry mean?
    Pony: I don't know, but I hate them!

    They are pretentious they hate the common man with their big words

    Senjutsu on
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    there once was a sucker named mikeman
    that motherfucker stole my bike, man
    i chased him for miles
    but his fascistic wiles
    led me into the arms of the Reich. Man.


    alright that one got away from me.

    Evil Multifarious on
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Blackity Black Black
    Black Black Black
    Black

    Podly on
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    pony you're coming across as pretty ignorant here

    "i don't like movies after 1950" is basically what you said

    "i don't like books after 1950!"

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