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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    I did not cry during up.

    fuck is wrong with you

    I knew what the premise was before I saw it.

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    I did not cry during up.

    Me either.

    So, you're a robot too?

    You been...serviced lately?

    *robot winky*

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    If I could pick three superpowers it would be omniscience, omnipotence and omnipresence.

    If I could pick four I would add omniphallus.

    What are the benefits of being omnipresent?

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    I always thought Stranger Than Fiction was a great portrayal of an autistic dude, what with his obsession with sticking to his schedule, and the entire intro being filled with numbers and data above stuff he looks at.

    that movie was terrible.

    You are terrible.

    That movie was great.

    STOP MAKING ME HATE YOU MORE!

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    pretty much any superpower inevitably would result in me abusing it or feeling some kind of responsibility to help people with it or both

    Pony on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Podly wrote: »

    Bobby Brown has earned a medal of freedom.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Jorge Luis Borges
    "Borges and I"



    The other one, the one called Borges, is the one things happen to. I walk through the streets of Buenos Aires and stop for a moment, perhaps mechanically now, to look at the arch of an entrance hall and the grillwork on the gate; I know of Borges from the mail and see his name on a list of professors or in a biographical dictionary. I like hourglasses, maps, eighteenth-century typography, the taste of coffee and the prose of Stevenson; he shares these preferences, but in a vain way that turns them into the attributes of an actor. It would be an exaggeration to say that ours is a hostile relationship; I live, let myself go on living, so that Borges may contrive his literature, and this literature justifies me. It is no effort for me to confess that he has achieved some valid pages, but those pages cannot save me, perhaps because what is good belongs to no one, not even to him, but rather to the language and to tradition. Besides, I am destined to perish, definitively, and only some instant of myself can survive in him. Little by little, I am giving over everything to him, though I am quite aware of his perverse custom of falsifying and magnifying things.

    Spinoza knew that all things long to persist in their being; the stone eternally wants to be a stone and the tiger a tiger. I shall remain in Borges, not in myself (if it is true that I am someone), but I recognize myself less in his books than in many others or in the laborious strumming of a guitar. Years ago I tried to free myself from him and went from the mythologies of the suburbs to the games with time and infinity, but those games belong to Borges now and I shall have to imagine other things. Thus my life is a flight and I lose everything and everything belongs to oblivion, or to him.

    I do not know which of us has written this page.




    Any of you guys are free to answer the question I posed Senj if you are bored.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I cried the first time I read the end of the lord of the rings.

    and when I saw it in the movies.

    and every subsequent time I saw it or read it.....

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    If I could pick three superpowers it would be omniscience, omnipotence and omnipresence.

    If I could pick four I would add omniphallus.

    What are the benefits of being omnipresent?

    I could fuck all your mothers at once.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    my ideal superpower would be the ability to talk to girls

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Super power is easy. Pick super speed, rob a bank, yay.

    Inquisitor on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    If I could pick three superpowers it would be omniscience, omnipotence and omnipresence.

    If I could pick four I would add omniphallus.

    What are the benefits of being omnipresent?

    every single orifice right down to the fucking pores

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    If I could pick three superpowers it would be omniscience, omnipotence and omnipresence.

    If I could pick four I would add omniphallus.

    What are the benefits of being omnipresent?

    I could be everywhere at all times. Way better than teleportation, which is better than using a car or a train.

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    _J_ wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    I did not cry during up.

    Me either.

    So, you're a robot too?

    You been...serviced lately?

    *robot winky*

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Super power is easy. Pick super speed, rob a bank, yay.

    Dude, telepathy. Just set yourself up to commit a massive amount of white collar crime then get them to cover it up for you. Why steal small change and work up a sweat when you can steal billions in a suit?

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    my ideal superpower would be the ability to talk to girls

    fuck that.

    wow them with flying and you don't even need to talk to them.

    who wouldn't want to have sex while floating?

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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited March 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    Stranger than Fiction is a supremely under-appreciated movie, in many ways.

    I was very pleasantly surprised by Will Ferrel in a somewhat more serious role than the usual slapstick.

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    Echo wrote: »
    Let they who have not posted about their balls in the wrong thread cast the first stone.
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Super power is easy. Pick super speed, rob a bank, yay.
    I'd rather have the ability to stop time.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Oh what, Sarksus is sporting a gaga av/sig. I swear someone else (kagera?) sported that exact same av/sig combo. Confusing.

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Your superpowers suck, guys.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Desc one of the things I like most about myself is that I notice details. So I probably will see that.

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Super power is easy. Pick super speed, rob a bank, yay.

    Picking a superpower with the intent of robbing banks is silly. Why not just ask for the power to be able to pull the local equivalent of $20 out of your pocket at any time? Or to create an exact duplicate of any object?

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Super power is easy. Pick super speed, rob a bank, yay.
    I'd rather have the ability to stop time.

    Nah, super speed is better. I can never die.

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    I cried the first time I read the end of the lord of the rings.

    and when I saw it in the movies.

    and every subsequent time I saw it or read it.....

    I tear up at the part in the movie where what's-his-ass says "you bow to no one" to Elijah Wood.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Jorge Luis Borges
    "Borges and I"



    Any of you guys are free to answer the question I posed Senj if you are bored.

    Isn't the "I" Borges as well?

    Or am I not examining it through enough levels of irony.

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Super power is easy. Pick super speed, rob a bank, yay.
    I'd rather have the ability to stop time.

    This has always been mine.

    To be able to control it completely would be better, but stopping and starting it would be one of the best powers ever.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited March 2010
    Is eating delicious.


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