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Bergamot

Guess what was in my morning spam from Williams-Sonoma:





I feel the need to buy one, and add arms and little glowing red eyes.

Penguin Incarnate

Do you mount the thing?

Fallout

dang

CrossBuster

I went to far too much effort to view that second image, considering that I knew what it was going to be.

J. Grant

I thought for sure this was gonna be another link to Fuckbot (Not entirely Safe For Work).

Somewhere between the two, I think, will result the Fruit Fucker.

Kane2073

Redeemer

When is some devout PA fan gonna create a mock up of The Spreader?

Seattle Thread

Someone (who's name probably rhymes with "Khoo") should get their lawyer on the phone.

potatoe

*shudder*

what have you done?

Butters

J. Grant wrote:

I thought for sure this was gonna be another link to Fuckbot (Not entirely Safe For Work).

Somewhere between the two, I think, will result the Fruit Fucker.

That's pretty awesome. I lawled at him banging the fluke.