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"I Hit It With My Axe", D & D + Porn Stars. No This Is Not A Typo.
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In what is possibly the weirdest idea of all time ever, and yet kind of awesome, The Escapist is debuting a new show titled "I Hit It With My Axe", which has porn stars...playing Dungeons and Dragons.
I...don't know what to say about this. I'll just repeat it. Dungeons and Dragons. With Porn Stars.
Anyways, Here's the first episode. It includes Sasha Grey as a guest star. Yes. That Sasha Grey.
So let's discuss this
I...don't know what to say about this. I'll just repeat it. Dungeons and Dragons. With Porn Stars.
Anyways, Here's the first episode. It includes Sasha Grey as a guest star. Yes. That Sasha Grey.
So let's discuss this
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I know the Escapist tries pretty hard to appeal to gamers but outside of Zero Punctuation, I don't think I've cared much for any of their other attempts at regular series'. Kind of falls flat, in my opinion.
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Will watch this later. At home. Alone.
Wanged?
I know what you mean. She's all hot and cute and teasing and she goes aboslutely crazy and screams and spits at you and all that jazz.
I kinda wonder if she does that in this video?
1 hour D&D, 7 hour crazy drunk drug porn star sex party?
My sneaking suspicion is that when off the job all porn stars are celibate monocle-wearing chaps and chapesses who sip champagne while discussing Wittgenstein
Yeah,I also think most of them are pretty classy outside of their jobs.
Except for maybe 1 or 2 where I really can't imagine them ever being in a situation without some kind of object in any of their body openings.
Literally.
The cocks just write themselves, don't they
Jokes
Cock jokes
"all we have is purple, you'll have to be purple for today"
"Well actually all my roles sucked so not at all. I just sat here. Sucking. But I bet you guys are used to that."
Hahahah
So I just finished watching, this was highly enjoyable
It's pretty funny that the group had the same problems any D and D group I've been in has...arguing with each other and agreeing to do the same thing but never actually doing it
Also, the "list of what the group did last time" bit was fucking priceless
Attractive women and DnD? Jim Darkmagic and Omin Dran I'm sure would be all for some acquisition! :winky:
I feel dirty having watched this and then realizing I know who two of them are by name.
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As nice a joke as that is, I still support the idea of Porkfry rolling rouge with mr. stabby in tow.
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Right, that was my point. This is the sort of shit that gives people who play video games, or "gamers", a bad name. This is almost as bad as the gaming razor or game cheez snax.
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It's a group of people from a profession you wouldn't expect to play D&D playing it, I can see why people would find that interesting.
I haven't seen it, but if they take it seriously, then I'm probably okay with it (like Vin Diesel or something).
It's when they shoehorn half naked ladies into "geeky" activities for no reason other than fan service. I saw the behind the scenes video for the G4 Kratos/Thicke music video, and those porn stars had no idea what the fuck they were doing or what a Kratos was. "Um, I think we're Greek goddesses or something?"
edit: Or the Frag Dolls, who do take gaming seriously, but let their gender do most/too much of the talking.
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This sort of shit is why I don't refer to myself as a gamer. I like playing games, that is all.
This reminds me of all the slobbering over Olivia Munn by people who watch G4. Pretty much the only people who watch the channel anymore watch it only to see her. Which is sad. Common guys, stop making the rest of us look so bad.
This is correct. These guys have been running a blog for months (I don't read it, but it's been linked on another forum I hang around)
so thats like 36 months of DnD experience? :winky:
Okay, it didn't help that I didn't know who any of these women are.
I think it would be much more entertaining to watch the video dubbed over with commentary like this.
Somebody get on it.
And I'm actually not that surprised if some of them are regular players. Quite a few geeks end up in physical professions where DnD is a good outlet (like Vin Diesil's bouncer ring, firefighters, soldiers, construction workers).
The thing I thought was funny was that the first thing they did was set a pub on fire. I think that's the default start to first time player. Enter pub, get in to fight, set pub on fire and then the campaign begins.
Also, I wonder if their back ground is 'orphan', D&D Orphanages are hero factories.
I don't really care about porn stars playind D&D... in fact I don't care who they are, but they need to at least be moderately funny or interesting people.
I listened to the entire series where Gabe, Tycho, Will Wheaton and that other guy played D&D 4th, because those guys are funny, they keep it interesting, and you actually get to follow them playing the game.
This shit was just trying to get porn stars to use nerdy terms, which I guess is funny if you're in 8th grade.
EVERY orphanage is a hero factory. It's the default origin for heroes. A short list of orphan or de-facto orphan (they're alive, but they're gone for some reason,) heroes include Superman, Batman, Spiderman, most of the X-Men, Goku, Luke Skywalker, Frodo, Harry Potter, most Links, Samus, Lara Croft (though that took a while,) Cloud and most jRPG heroes when they bother giving them families, and Lonny knows how many mythological heroes. Hell, good luck NOT finding heroes with a good family life.
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