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[Mass Effect] Bioware: Yes, we are racist ;_;

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Syngyne wrote: »
    electricitylikesme wrote: »
    The Hammerhead on some of those insane ME1 planets would probably have been pretty sweet though.

    Seriously.

    Hammerhead: What, our objective is on the other side of this nigh-vertical ridge? No problem! *jumpjets*
    Nigh-vertical ridge: you son of a bitch

    zaeed in the mako: turn, you son of a bitch
    zaeed making butter: churn, you son of a bitch

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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Let's keep this ball rolling

    zaeed teaching kindergarten: learn, you son of a bitch
    zaeed investing in stocks: earn, you son of a bitch
    zaeed, when asked what his favorite type of plant is: fern, you son of a bitch

    okay, I'm tapped out

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  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    zaeed the particle physicist: CERN, you son of a bitch

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  • l337CrappyJackl337CrappyJack Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    zaeed noting that he's not getting paid for the mission: intern, you son of a bitch.

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  • DeaderinredDeaderinred Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    zaeed on the ending of BSG: Moore, you son of a bitch.

    Deaderinred on
  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited March 2010
    Zaeed, on his favorite fictional world: Pern, you son of a bitch.

    A duck! on
  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Zaeed while adjusting white-spacing in a proportional font: Kern, you son of a bitch.

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  • CowSharkCowShark Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Zaeed directing some melodramatic romance show: Yearn, you son of a bitch.

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  • BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Zaeed describing the new decoration in his room: It's an urn, you son of a bitch

    Bobble on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    doesn't he say "fry"

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  • curly haired boycurly haired boy Your Friendly Neighborhood Torgue Dealer Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Zaeed helpfully pointing out where the thrusters on the normandy are: Stern, you son of a bitch.

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  • AntithesisAntithesis Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Zaeed the Vampire: Turn, you son of a bitch.

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Zaeed admiring the stellar surface fusion of Sirius: burn, you sun of a bitch

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  • Ad astraAd astra Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Zaeed, on his favorite mythical creature: Wyvern, you son of a bitch.

    Ad astra on
  • curly haired boycurly haired boy Your Friendly Neighborhood Torgue Dealer Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Zaeed, advising shepard to resist morinth's advances: Spurn, you son of a bitch!

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    yeah it's "fry"

    he says "fry"

    "fry", you sons of bitches

    Elendil on
  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Zaeed on Dagobah: There is no try, you son of a bitch.

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  • reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
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  • Pablo the PenguinPablo the Penguin Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Zaeed on the player not knowing how to play the game: Learn, you son of a bitch.

    Pablo the Penguin on
  • Dr. WormDr. Worm Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Zaeed spots a bird in the sky: Tern, you son of a bitch.

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  • finnithfinnith ... TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    yeah it's "fry"

    he says "fry"

    "fry", you sons of bitches

    Everybody lost sight of that immediately as the first one was posted. Also, it's singular. I know cause he says it to Vido specifically.

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  • ArteenArteen Adept ValeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Zaeed, bad at car games: I spy, you son of a bitch!

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  • Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Uh, so are the Hammerhead missions automatically applied to the game via update, or do I have to download it separately like the launch DLC?

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  • CheesecakeRecipeCheesecakeRecipe "Should not be allowed to post in the Steam Thread" - Isorn Squalor Victoria, Squalor Victoria!Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Zaeed, on the inclusion of a science lab in the SR-2: Nye, you son of a bitch.
    Zaeed, when asked what kind of bread he would like on his sandwich: Rye, you son of a bitch.
    Zaeed, to the haters: Cry, you son of a bitch.

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  • finnithfinnith ... TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Professor Snugglesworth wrote: »
    Uh, so are the Hammerhead missions automatically applied to the game via update, or do I have to download it separately like the launch DLC?

    On the Bioware Social site, go to your profile and check your registered game promotions.

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  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited March 2010
    Zaeed, on what he does when he sees these fucking puns still going, I mean Jesus Christ: Sigh, you son of a bitch.

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  • finnithfinnith ... TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Holy shit guys, I just realized that my Organizational Behaviour textbook has an entire chapter on Bioware. I am suddenly interested in the subject. Too bad my final was last week, I never even read the chapter. Ah well, I have it again next semester.

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  • curly haired boycurly haired boy Your Friendly Neighborhood Torgue Dealer Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    you know
    a mass effect universe where AIs are my friends is awesome. i like EDI a lot, and it's a good thing that she's "unleashed" cause talking ships are awesome. i really like how her writing conveys emotions even if her voice doesn't. :^:

    and i'm looking forward to reuniting the quarians and the geth in mutual partnership. that is gonna be goddamn amazing. quarians get their world back, geth get to do their thing, collaboration against the reapers, peace in the galaxy and good will towards hanar

    EDIT: HOLY SHIT
    the geth have some pretty interesting terraforming technology (although the heretics were using it for reasons unknown). i'll bet if they partner with the quarians, they can cook them up a dozen ideal worlds for settlement :O

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  • PopesnaxPopesnax Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    curly haired boy wrote: »
    you know
    a mass effect universe where AIs are my friends is awesome. i like EDI a lot, and it's a good thing that she's "unleashed" cause talking ships are awesome. i really like how her writing conveys emotions even if her voice doesn't. :^:

    and i'm looking forward to reuniting the quarians and the geth in mutual partnership. that is gonna be goddamn amazing. quarians get their world back, geth get to do their thing, collaboration against the reapers, peace in the galaxy and good will towards hanar

    EDIT: HOLY SHIT
    the geth have some pretty interesting terraforming technology (although the heretics were using it for reasons unknown). i'll bet if they partner with the quarians, they can cook them up a dozen ideal worlds for settlement :O

    More like
    the Geth lull the Quarians into a flase sense of security, then destroy their fleet and enslave them, because they are soulless metal abominations without mercy.

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  • curly haired boycurly haired boy Your Friendly Neighborhood Torgue Dealer Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Popesnax wrote: »
    curly haired boy wrote: »
    you know
    a mass effect universe where AIs are my friends is awesome. i like EDI a lot, and it's a good thing that she's "unleashed" cause talking ships are awesome. i really like how her writing conveys emotions even if her voice doesn't. :^:

    and i'm looking forward to reuniting the quarians and the geth in mutual partnership. that is gonna be goddamn amazing. quarians get their world back, geth get to do their thing, collaboration against the reapers, peace in the galaxy and good will towards hanar

    EDIT: HOLY SHIT
    the geth have some pretty interesting terraforming technology (although the heretics were using it for reasons unknown). i'll bet if they partner with the quarians, they can cook them up a dozen ideal worlds for settlement :O

    More like
    the Geth lull the Quarians into a flase sense of security, then destroy their fleet and enslave them, because they are soulless metal abominations without mercy.

    nuh uh

    they are cuddly with warm milk for blood :D

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  • Ad astraAd astra Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    curly haired boy wrote: »
    Popesnax wrote: »
    curly haired boy wrote: »
    you know
    a mass effect universe where AIs are my friends is awesome. i like EDI a lot, and it's a good thing that she's "unleashed" cause talking ships are awesome. i really like how her writing conveys emotions even if her voice doesn't. :^:

    and i'm looking forward to reuniting the quarians and the geth in mutual partnership. that is gonna be goddamn amazing. quarians get their world back, geth get to do their thing, collaboration against the reapers, peace in the galaxy and good will towards hanar

    EDIT: HOLY SHIT
    the geth have some pretty interesting terraforming technology (although the heretics were using it for reasons unknown). i'll bet if they partner with the quarians, they can cook them up a dozen ideal worlds for settlement :O

    More like
    the Geth lull the Quarians into a flase sense of security, then destroy their fleet and enslave them, because they are soulless metal abominations without mercy.

    nuh uh

    they are cuddly with warm milk for blood :D

    I wouldn't trust any Geth, not even Legion.

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  • curly haired boycurly haired boy Your Friendly Neighborhood Torgue Dealer Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ad astra wrote: »
    curly haired boy wrote: »
    Popesnax wrote: »
    curly haired boy wrote: »
    you know
    a mass effect universe where AIs are my friends is awesome. i like EDI a lot, and it's a good thing that she's "unleashed" cause talking ships are awesome. i really like how her writing conveys emotions even if her voice doesn't. :^:

    and i'm looking forward to reuniting the quarians and the geth in mutual partnership. that is gonna be goddamn amazing. quarians get their world back, geth get to do their thing, collaboration against the reapers, peace in the galaxy and good will towards hanar

    EDIT: HOLY SHIT
    the geth have some pretty interesting terraforming technology (although the heretics were using it for reasons unknown). i'll bet if they partner with the quarians, they can cook them up a dozen ideal worlds for settlement :O

    More like
    the Geth lull the Quarians into a flase sense of security, then destroy their fleet and enslave them, because they are soulless metal abominations without mercy.

    nuh uh

    they are cuddly with warm milk for blood :D

    I wouldn't trust any Geth, not even Legion.

    the geth haven't been seen outside the veil for centuries

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  • BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    finnith wrote: »
    Holy shit guys, I just realized that my Organizational Behaviour textbook has an entire chapter on Bioware. I am suddenly interested in the subject. Too bad my final was last week, I never even read the chapter. Ah well, I have it again next semester.

    Hell, I'm interested in the subject now. What's the book? I'm curious what it says and goes over on Bioware.

    Bobble on
  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Quirky AIs are the best characters.

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  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    JC, a bomb!

    wait, wrong thread

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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I wonder if EDI and Legion talk when the rest of the crew is asleep. You know, plotting the downfall of all organic civilization and all that

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    mordin keeps them company

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  • BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The three of them sing together

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  • Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Mordin is too busy with all the ladies he get 8-)

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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Can you blame 'em? I mean seriously, look at that skin tone

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