have you registered for an old folks home yet? All the good ones are already taken but you might be able to get into one that only has you sew wallets instead of shoes.
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BobCescaIs a girlBirmingham, UKRegistered Userregular
edited March 2010
Can I join the "I'm so old" pity party?
I failed so hard on Friday when most of the people in the lecture, being between 8 and 10 years younger than me, didn't get half of my pop-culture references
I failed so hard on Friday when most of the people in the lecture, being between 8 and 10 years younger than me, didn't get half of my pop-culture references
That's because you're british, that's your humour.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
I failed so hard on Friday when most of the people in the lecture, being between 8 and 10 years younger than me, didn't get half of my pop-culture references
Before I went out to the field about a month ago, I had spent over two months prior talking to this one girl that I met in Nuernberg via IM pretty much every day. Usually for hours at a time. We were getting along pretty splendidly. Anticipating the loss of IM access during the field exercise, she asked for my cell phone number, which I gladly exchanged with her.
When my phone failed to work, however, I sent an e-mail to the e-mail account that I used to IM her. I got one e-mail reply back, asking only if my phone was broken. I didn't receive any other contact from her the rest of the time.
Unsure if she had lost interest in speaking to me, I logged onto the IM client upon my return and awaited her to contact me if she so wished. She was logged in but "busy" which is unusual (Not unusual for her to be busy, but unusual for her to not allow herself to be distracted by IM) so I assumed it meant she actually was otherwise occupied and didn't think too much about it.
A few minutes ago she logged off entirely, but not before changing her status to "I'm not talking to you until you say 'sorry.' Your fault, not mine."
I'm... Not at all sure what to make of this. It makes so little sense to me that I'm almost positive it must be intended for someone more important than myself. English, though, is not her first or even second language, however, so... Uh. How many people could it be for? Apparently at least one other person.
Still, though, regardless of this perfectly sensible conclusion, I'm slightly on edge about it.
I failed so hard on Friday when most of the people in the lecture, being between 8 and 10 years younger than me, didn't get half of my pop-culture references
Oh man, that must be so embarrassing.
It really was.
I just laughed it off with a "you're so young/I'm so old" joke, but it wasn't good. Luckily it was in the second half of the lecture; it it had happened at the beginning I would have borked the rest of it for sure.
It was probably directed at you and its best to cut the cord there res, because if it wasn't then there is someone else, and if it was thats the most passive agressive goosey thing someone could do, and you don't need someone who can't say what they mean.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
so you are a year older than me and the same age as the writer
and compared to him, like me, you are an abject failure
Dude's peaking early. Sure he's dating an actress. But those relationships never work out. And after the second term, he's unemployed.
"Hey guys, we need a really good speech for this charity event. Who's available to write one?"
"Well it's the Obama guy and my cousin who wrote three Arby's commercials in the late 80's."
"... Arby's guy."
After my cat uses the litter box, instead of pawing the litter around she wipes off the sides of the box, as well as the wall it's next to.
Brain tumor y/n
Our cats do the same thing. Come to think of it, most of the cats my parents have too. It's like there's a poo-perimiter, that they can only scratch for dirt outside of it, and it just happens to fall outside the box.
After my cat uses the litter box, instead of pawing the litter around she wipes off the sides of the box, as well as the wall it's next to.
Brain tumor y/n
my cat does this as well
also sometimes he just goes in there and paws around on the walls for no reason
this does not answer your question, because my cat is insane
My cat does the digging thing, and then phantom swipes the sides, its bothersome. Also sometimes she fails to cover stinky shits and reeks up the room we have the box in, thanks cat.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
After my cat uses the litter box, instead of pawing the litter around she wipes off the sides of the box, as well as the wall it's next to.
Brain tumor y/n
my cat does this as well
also sometimes he just goes in there and paws around on the walls for no reason
this does not answer your question, because my cat is insane
My cat does the digging thing, and then phantom swipes the sides, its bothersome. Also sometimes she fails to cover stinky shits and reeks up the room we have the box in, thanks cat.
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so you are a year older than me and the same age as the writer
and compared to him, like me, you are an abject failure
have you registered for an old folks home yet? All the good ones are already taken but you might be able to get into one that only has you sew wallets instead of shoes.
I failed so hard on Friday when most of the people in the lecture, being between 8 and 10 years younger than me, didn't get half of my pop-culture references
haha
"Rashida
the American people demand that we have anal sex tonight
nothing less will satisfy
yes we can! yes we can!"
That's because you're british, that's your humour.
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My shoulders are getting tired.
I'll have to wait and see who's gonna come
Dude's peaking early. Sure he's dating an actress. But those relationships never work out. And after the second term, he's unemployed.
now i need to brillo my brain
Oh man, that must be so embarrassing.
When my phone failed to work, however, I sent an e-mail to the e-mail account that I used to IM her. I got one e-mail reply back, asking only if my phone was broken. I didn't receive any other contact from her the rest of the time.
Unsure if she had lost interest in speaking to me, I logged onto the IM client upon my return and awaited her to contact me if she so wished. She was logged in but "busy" which is unusual (Not unusual for her to be busy, but unusual for her to not allow herself to be distracted by IM) so I assumed it meant she actually was otherwise occupied and didn't think too much about it.
A few minutes ago she logged off entirely, but not before changing her status to "I'm not talking to you until you say 'sorry.' Your fault, not mine."
I'm... Not at all sure what to make of this. It makes so little sense to me that I'm almost positive it must be intended for someone more important than myself. English, though, is not her first or even second language, however, so... Uh. How many people could it be for? Apparently at least one other person.
Still, though, regardless of this perfectly sensible conclusion, I'm slightly on edge about it.
well
after you are obama's speechwriter for like 10 years
you don't really have to do anything else, I think
he's said that he's leaving politics after obama
It really was.
I just laughed it off with a "you're so young/I'm so old" joke, but it wasn't good. Luckily it was in the second half of the lecture; it it had happened at the beginning I would have borked the rest of it for sure.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Everyone clapping and going nuts at the end of it.
You run up on stage, "THOSE WORDS WERE MINE! I'VE TRICKED YOU ALL!"
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"Hey guys, we need a really good speech for this charity event. Who's available to write one?"
"Well it's the Obama guy and my cousin who wrote three Arby's commercials in the late 80's."
"... Arby's guy."
it's probably not that hard, really
I mean, it's a job like any other
I knew a woman who was a Senator's speechwriter when I was in grad school
basically, go to work for a political figure, probably by volunteering at first
work your ass off
show them you are awesome and let them know you want to write
gain experience
study lots of famous speeches and maybe get a degree in political communication
Brain tumor y/n
Right, so he'll be unemployed and alone afterwards. Dude peaked early. A damn shame.
rashida joooooooooooooones
my cat does this as well
also sometimes he just goes in there and paws around on the walls for no reason
this does not answer your question, because my cat is insane
a lot of people are saying this
i will probably buy it either way, but a lot of my favourite gaming friends are in other cities, so i'd love to have online multiplayer
i'd also like to see random stories, despite the fact that i would encounter many a cock, if chatroulette is any indication
again, all I have to go on is this one woman's experience
but you travel with the political figure all the time
you draft the speech, they edit it
then you're up all night before they give it, tweaking and adjusting
looking up info to make your points, getting your shit fact-checked so there aren't any mistakes
and they need SO many speeches because they're constantly appearing in public
My cat does the digging thing, and then phantom swipes the sides, its bothersome. Also sometimes she fails to cover stinky shits and reeks up the room we have the box in, thanks cat.
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VAGINAS
now that I've got your attention, let's drop some pol-o-tiks on y'all. 'Bama style.
Find a picture of a frog asking if he's gay
welcome to my life
also lol "poorimiter"
hey baby, I just got home from the office, you wanna come over?
oh, before you swing by
my boss just drafted an executive order that says that I get to have a threesome on my birthday
so bring your friend
This shit is brutal.