The boozer alkie wino [ALCOHOL] Thread

Faricazy

for the money, svedka is surprisingly smooth

edit: oh hey hi5

Dead Legend

Faricazy wrote: »

for the money, svedka is surprisingly smooth

edit: oh hey hi5

which is why i like it!

Faricazy

my dad drinks Tanqueray Sterling and i hate it

Dead Legend

my dad drinks whatever, if he's got some extra money he'll spend big if not he'll go cheap.

his taste in alcohol is correlated to his success at poker.

pillow

I'm not saying I wouldn't drink kamchatka or whatever if that's all that was available

but if I get to choose, there's my choice!

Faricazy

i need money to sustain myself a steady flow of these

Dead Legend

no pillow you don't get to choose you must drink what the collective alcohol thread says is best for you

just apply that sentence with minor tweaking to just about any thread and woooo

edit: i need to get a crystal skull vodka bottle, because if i take it in to the head shop they'll drill a hole in it for a paltry sum.

Lost Salient

I don't really understand the desire to drink vodka. To me it is simply expressing the desire to get screaming drunk without actually tasting alcohol, and I have left those years happily behind me.

I am a manhattan drinker and a lover of bourbons and gins. Also if you drink manhattans people very rarely ask to share your beverage.

pillow

Dead Legend wrote: »

no pillow you don't get to choose you must drink what the collective alcohol thread says is best for you

just apply that sentence with minor tweaking to just about any thread and woooo

Ok just hang on a sec and let me get this all down in my notes

OmegaTofuNinja

My 21st birthday destroyed me, like completely. Couldn't drink alcohol for awhile and my friends are saying it probably destroyed my immune system.

I also might be getting a bottle of scotch from my stepdad

Dead Legend

pillow wrote: »

Dead Legend wrote: »

no pillow you don't get to choose you must drink what the collective alcohol thread says is best for you

just apply that sentence with minor tweaking to just about any thread and woooo

Ok just hang on a sec and let me get this all down in my notes

draw stars around it

make it pretty!

pillow

Dead Legend wrote: »

pillow wrote: »

Dead Legend wrote: »

no pillow you don't get to choose you must drink what the collective alcohol thread says is best for you

just apply that sentence with minor tweaking to just about any thread and woooo

Ok just hang on a sec and let me get this all down in my notes

draw stars around it

make it pretty!

I'm cutting the post it note into the shape of texas.

buying some lipstick so I can put kissy lips all over it

Scrum

I found some Mike's Hard Mango Punch that my roommates who just moved out left in the back of the fridge. That shit was basically soda, why the fuck do people like it?

Usagi

Lost Salient wrote: »

I don't really understand the desire to drink vodka. To me it is simply expressing the desire to get screaming drunk without actually tasting alcohol, and I have left those years happily behind me.

I am a manhattan drinker and a lover of bourbons and gins. Also if you drink manhattans people very rarely ask to share your beverage.

whiskey or brandy?

pillow

Scrum wrote: »

I found some Mike's Hard Mango Punch that my roommates who just moved out left in the back of the fridge. That shit was basically soda, why the fuck do people like it?

that?

I'm not allowed to knock bitch beer, because those pre-made mojitos are tasty like soda candy.

2 Marcus 2 Ravens

Does anyone drink Mill St. beer? I've had them all but their coffee flavour (because that's fucked up), and they're all my favourite beer ever.

potatoe

fucking love smirnoff ice

Lost Salient

Usagi wrote: »

Lost Salient wrote: »

I don't really understand the desire to drink vodka. To me it is simply expressing the desire to get screaming drunk without actually tasting alcohol, and I have left those years happily behind me.

I am a manhattan drinker and a lover of bourbons and gins. Also if you drink manhattans people very rarely ask to share your beverage.

whiskey or brandy?

Bourbon whiskey. And I prefer perfect manhattans, with equal parts sweet and dry vermouth.

Faricazy

i once got wrecked off a frozen margarita

it was a children's sand pail filled to the brim with the stuff, came with a little shovel and everything

brainfreeze and intoxication in one convenient package

i then slurred my way through buying a nintendo ds

Scrum

pillow wrote: »

Scrum wrote: »

I found some Mike's Hard Mango Punch that my roommates who just moved out left in the back of the fridge. That shit was basically soda, why the fuck do people like it?

that?

I'm not allowed to knock bitch beer, because those pre-made mojitos are tasty like soda candy.

Still though when the sugar gets you sick before the alcohol, I could hardly call it something I'd ever drink regularly.

Dr.Funkenstein

potatoe wrote: »

fucking love smirnoff ice

VisionOfClarity

Scrum wrote: »

pillow wrote: »

Scrum wrote: »

I found some Mike's Hard Mango Punch that my roommates who just moved out left in the back of the fridge. That shit was basically soda, why the fuck do people like it?

that?

I'm not allowed to knock bitch beer, because those pre-made mojitos are tasty like soda candy.

Still though when the sugar gets you sick before the alcohol, I could hardly call it something I'd ever drink regularly.

Mike's was my favourite drink... in high school.

But now I will get one once in awhile at a ball game.

Granted, I go to ball games once every 2-3 years.

Balefuego

I will drink mike's sometimes because I am a baby when it comes to drinking

potatoe

i will drink mikes or smirnoff ice or any of those faggy drinks because i love candy and they are like liquid candy

Usagi

Faricazy wrote: »

i once got wrecked off a frozen margarita

it was a children's sand pail filled to the brim with the stuff, came with a little shovel and everything

brainfreeze and intoxication in one convenient package

i then slurred my way through buying a nintendo ds

not gonna lie, those things are delicious and deadly

especially if you can fit them in your beach cooler

VisionOfClarity

The sugar is what kills me in Mike's. They'd be good for a hot day but the sugar makes me feel icky.

Dog

Scrum

VisionOfClarity wrote: »

Scrum wrote: »

pillow wrote: »

Scrum wrote: »

I found some Mike's Hard Mango Punch that my roommates who just moved out left in the back of the fridge. That shit was basically soda, why the fuck do people like it?

that?

I'm not allowed to knock bitch beer, because those pre-made mojitos are tasty like soda candy.

Still though when the sugar gets you sick before the alcohol, I could hardly call it something I'd ever drink regularly.

Mike's was my favourite drink... in high school. But now I will get one once in awhile at a ball game.

Granted, I go to ball games once every 2-3 years.

I suppose I'd just rather drink soda if I'm going to be drinking soda, and beer/wine if I want something alcoholic. I'm really not big on sugared drinks, but if it's in the fridge I'll drink it.

VisionOfClarity

Usagi wrote: »

Faricazy wrote: »

i once got wrecked off a frozen margarita

it was a children's sand pail filled to the brim with the stuff, came with a little shovel and everything

brainfreeze and intoxication in one convenient package

i then slurred my way through buying a nintendo ds

not gonna lie, those things are delicious and deadly

especially if you can fit them in your beach cooler

I used to only get frozen Margaritas but I've learned to love on the rocks much more.

Usagi

VisionOfClarity wrote: »

Usagi wrote: »

Faricazy wrote: »

i once got wrecked off a frozen margarita

it was a children's sand pail filled to the brim with the stuff, came with a little shovel and everything

brainfreeze and intoxication in one convenient package

i then slurred my way through buying a nintendo ds

not gonna lie, those things are delicious and deadly

especially if you can fit them in your beach cooler

I used to only get frozen Margaritas but I've learned to love on the rocks much more.

they make them in Cosmo and Strawberry Daquiri flavors too

that was a BAD morning after

CrackedLens

for casual drinking its

if its liquor drinking its

if im in a wine mood i turn into an old lady and drink

Scrum

If I'm drinking something sweet, I will most definitely choose sangria over any of those girly beers. I love sangria. I usually go for a nice merlot or whichever microbrewery beer is in season for casual drinking.

pillow

I almost died because of sangria.

Usagi

wait, you're off the sangria flavor Cracked?

2 Marcus 2 Ravens

Marcus and His Band Of Mysterious Disco Ravens wrote: »

Does anyone drink Mill St. beer? I've had them all but their coffee flavour (because that's fucked up), and they're all my favourite beer ever.

I mean, seriously.



mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Dog

yuengling is great

so is lionshead, but I liked it better when it was like 7 bucks a case.

CrackedLens

Usagi wrote: »

wait, you're off the sangria flavor Cracked?

its always been blackberry merlot for me

Dog

also sangria is so great

Faricazy

ew you're drinking jack straight?

VisionOfClarity

I used to love drinking Jack. Until I drank so much one night that I forgot how to use keys. So we spent 20 minutes in the foyer until we thought to buzz someone else in the building to let us in. Now I drink much, much less Jack.

Though I had enough margaritas Friday to think that I was a pretty, pretty fountain. And then spit water all over Kantankeris, twice.