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Who gives a fuck about Captain America, let's talk about Penthouse Comix!
Faynor
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So it looks like Chris Evans may be playing Captain America, if that source is to be believed (If it isn't, boy is there egg on my face!)
here are some accurate portrayals of Captain America
This is neat! Chris Evans is a pretty good actor and even though he made a perfect Human Torch, I think he could still make a pretty good Captain America. I mean, he played serious pretty well in Sunshine, as meh as that movie was
oh, and Iron Man is still neat! Here is a trailer with him opening a BRIEFCASE and doing BUSINESS THINGS no wait fuck that he shoots lasers and shit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNQowwwwYa0
in also Iron Man news, there have been some pretty neat alternative covers for the Iron Man movie coming up, and boy are they swell
like what if Iron Man wanted to kill some fuckin' zombies or werewolves or someshit!
here are more also as well
but nay, this news was not enough for Jordyn, Jordyn doesn't care about our fair star-spangled hero or the armored avenger
She wants you guys to know that there is a lady who fights crime
and just doesn't wear any pants
here are some accurate portrayals of Captain America
This is neat! Chris Evans is a pretty good actor and even though he made a perfect Human Torch, I think he could still make a pretty good Captain America. I mean, he played serious pretty well in Sunshine, as meh as that movie was
oh, and Iron Man is still neat! Here is a trailer with him opening a BRIEFCASE and doing BUSINESS THINGS no wait fuck that he shoots lasers and shit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNQowwwwYa0
in also Iron Man news, there have been some pretty neat alternative covers for the Iron Man movie coming up, and boy are they swell
like what if Iron Man wanted to kill some fuckin' zombies or werewolves or someshit!
here are more also as well
but nay, this news was not enough for Jordyn, Jordyn doesn't care about our fair star-spangled hero or the armored avenger
She wants you guys to know that there is a lady who fights crime
and just doesn't wear any pants
do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
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I want it.
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Meh is kind of strong, I guess. I did enjoy it, really, but it halfway through it went from something neat (wow I can't stop using that word) to some sort of weird hack-and-slash horror film and it didn't really fly with me
i'm more worried about the director, joe johnston. i mean, the rocketeer and hidalgo were awesome, but the rest of his stuff is kinda meh.
no see, he has an eye patch
a shark bit his eye off, you see
yessir! the reasoning was beyond stupid, but him being back is kind of neat, in Siege
do you want to see some neat things? I can scan a few
Let's Play Final Fantasy 'II' (Ch10 - 5/17/10)
Fair enough.
Nice
Also I guess I should see Sunshine one of these days
I guess they're just following Marvel's example after seeing how well MC2 has done since that first story in What If? #105.
Let's Play Final Fantasy 'II' (Ch10 - 5/17/10)
WHOOP WHOOP
I bought the first Penthouse Comix back when it first came out in 1994. I was 16 and it was technically porn so you had to be 18 to legally purchase it. I got it from a mail order comic company and I just signed a bit that said "I am over 18". That was good enough for them.
I actually got three copies because back then I was an idiot who thought these mass-produced 1990s comics would some day be worth big money and I can retire off of them. Didn't happen. A lot of these comics are still going for cover price 15 years later. Shit didn't even keep up with inflation.
But yeah, Penthouse Comix. I remember there was an ad for some Penthouse PC game in there. I remember it because it was the only page with actual human boobs on it. There was a lot of drawn toplessness but...who cares? I'm not going to fantasize about banging a drawing.
So that ad got a lot of repeat viewings from me. It was the first porn I had. This was back when only wealthy nerds had the internet. And I don't know how prevelent internet porn even was in this days.
In subsequent months, I ordered Penthouse Comix two through six. I also bought the spin-off title Men's Adventure Comix (the comic-size version as opposed to the magazine-sized one). I started with the three copies of each for the first three issues but then I cut back to one issue each. Then I just stopped. I stopped collecting comics in general at around this time.
I just lost interest. In a sense, these pornographic comics were a bridge from an interest in comic books and superhero fantasy etc to being interested in human females. Not that I dated in high school.
I was also disappointed in these Penthouse Comix because there was never a human boob anywhere except for that ad in the first issue. And even the drawings were pretty tame. They rarely even showed vaginas. And no penetration at all. The stories were also pretty stupid. Pretty really stupid. And I know, it's porn but the editor's stated goal was to create stories that adults can enjoy. Not just porn but just adult superhero stories.
A few years later, I learned that this editor (George Caragonne) was accused of embezzling money and he fired all of the (actually rather distinguished) writers and artists that were with the comic at the begining. And he was becoming more difficult to work with and erratic behaviour, etc. And then yeah, he killed himself. Penthouse Comix and Men's Adventure Comix folded shortly thereafter.
It could have been great but...well, it wasn't. The stories were interesting at first then quickly got stupid. And there were very few human boobs. I don't know. 16 year old boys might have found the comic interesting, but that apparently was not a large enough market to sustain it. George Caragonne, whereever you are, I hope you found the peace you were looking for.
Sure he is a distinctive actor but so is Christopher Walken and John Malkovich and you don't hear anyone complain when they are in movies
You should totally see it, GG. It's awesome, and the parts people say that they don't like are also awesome and they are just big silly geese for not liking it
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Tell me about it, dude. I had to whack it to Jim Gordon's penis in The Killing Joke from 1988 until Peter Parker showed his old man junk in Spider-Man: Reign in 2006
18 years of jerking off to the same old man penis. I know what it's like to be married.
On the Netflix queue now, after Mad Men Season 1 and TRON
You can't make me
I refuse
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He literally is that awesome.
There is nothing cooler than what Nick Fury is doing in that picture
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he has no nipples
edit: dang it
He signed it for us too
He also told us about the editor embezzling money and the guy next to him, I think it might've been James Robinson, explained that that was how he afforded all those distinguished writers and artists (he was paying almost double Marvel/DC rates for pages) and that he was also doing coke and then leapt 30 stories to his death after getting caught for the embezzling and such.
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I didn't even notice it WAS James Robinson until like the next day when suddenly he's got this huge fucking line and I'm like "wtf why are all these people blocking my view of K-Mag..."
JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
That's Men's Adventure Comix, not Penthouse Comix. Men's Adventure Comix came out like a year after Penthouse Comix. Seems you have the comic-sized version as well. Generally, PC and MAC were in magazine-size. Comic-size is rarer but neither is worth is much.
Anyway, nice picture and interesting story.
IT ALL MAKES SENSE
prob
he shaves his chest and goes tanning
he would be on Jersey Shore
the worst is obviously this
Wrong, that one kicks ass