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Extraordinary Origins of Everyday Things

RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
edited March 2010 in Social Entropy++
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this is a great book that basically ruined me

ever since I was a kid and I read this book, I became absolutely fascinated by the mundane, the everyday, the commonplace and the overlooked

like the fact that the current QWERTY keyboard system was devised to be the most difficult system to master and is in fact designed to hinder typing speed, so that the typebars on a typewriter wouldn't get jammed when various secretaries or other typists would be going so fast that they couldn't retract before the next one came down on top of them

or that superglue was originally invented as a form of absorbable liquid sutures to be used by surgeons to "stitch" you back up inside to prevent follow-up surgery to remove stitches left inside the body. It has a tendency to irritate the skin, but during the vietnam war an inventor came up with a superglue (cyanocrylate) spray to help retard bleeding in soldiers wounded in the field. It wasn't until 1988, however, that the FDA approved a version of superglue for use on human skin, although any modeler will tell you that shit works like a goddamn charm on human skin.

so what sort of completely mundane and potentially useless facts about shit do you know

huh, tough guy? what makes you so damn smart?

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    The patent for the safety pin was sold for $400.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    i know that the word "hello" didn't exist until the telephone was invented. The original was "halloo"

    or something smiilar to that

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2010
    see

    that is the shit that makes me go

    "huh. neat"

    which is a particular feeling I am partial to

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    in fact, i think alexander graham bell much preferred people to use "ahoy hoy" instead of "hello" when answering a telephone

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited March 2010
    Cats have a non lethal terminal velocity. You can drop a cat out of a plane and it will land safely as long as it doesn't run out of air.

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    man rane I was going to use QI as my wellspring

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Gymnologize - to debate whilst naked.

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Cats have a non lethal terminal velocity. You can drop a cat out of a plane and it will land safely as long as it doesn't run out of air.

    o_0

    how the fuck

    WHO DISCOVERED THIS

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  • -SPI--SPI- Osaka, JapanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Fanta was developed by Coca Cola co. in germany during WW2 because they couldn't import the syrup for Coca Cola. So the guys in charge of the german branch made Fanta for the german market instead. Although I think everyone knows that at this point.

    Still, I feel justified finding the taste of fanta gross considering it was made for Nazi Germany.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    that reminds me of those bathroom reader books

    I too am a huge fan of useless trivia

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  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    in fact, i think alexander graham bell much preferred people to use "ahoy hoy" instead of "hello" when answering a telephone

    I need to get the next gyrocopter to the consulate in siam!

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    you have more than five senses

    it varies depending on how pedantic you want to get, but

    touch
    sight
    hearing
    taste
    smell
    sense of hot/cold (thermoception)
    proprioception (you can tell where your body parts are even when you can't see them)

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Colourful design covered childrens lunchboxes were created mimicking 1880's childrens custom of making their lunchboxes out of colourful old tin food and tobacco containers.

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    that reminds me of those bathroom reader books

    I too am a huge fan of useless trivia

    my grandad has a goddamn tower of these things

    I've read like three and a half

    but man I sure do love me some useless trivia

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    How many moons does Earth have, Tam?

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Twinkies were initially filled with banana cream, but were changed to vanilla in order to facillitate large orders as bananas were rationed during WWII. They were also created to make use of idle machinery in the hostess plants.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited March 2010
    Cats have a non lethal terminal velocity. You can drop a cat out of a plane and it will land safely as long as it doesn't run out of air.

    o_0

    how the fuck

    WHO DISCOVERED THIS

    Someone noticed that statistically cats were more likely to survive a fall from higher than three floors because they have time to right themselves.

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Cats have a non lethal terminal velocity. You can drop a cat out of a plane and it will land safely as long as it doesn't run out of air.

    AND they can very quickly rotate so that they are facing the right way up. You have to throw a cat a very special way to do major damage to it.



    How it's made is such a great TV show, I really enjoy watching machines doing mundane repetitive tasks and thinking 'haha fuck you now I don't have to do that'

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    L|ama wrote: »
    Cats have a non lethal terminal velocity. You can drop a cat out of a plane and it will land safely as long as it doesn't run out of air.

    AND they can very quickly rotate so that they are facing the right way up. You have to throw a cat a very special way to do major damage to it.



    How it's made is such a great TV show, I really enjoy watching machines doing mundane repetitive tasks and thinking 'haha fuck you now I don't have to do that'

    every time I see that shit all I can think is, "man, somebody had to go and invent a hockey puck making machine" and it just blows my mind

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2010
    L|ama wrote: »
    Cats have a non lethal terminal velocity. You can drop a cat out of a plane and it will land safely as long as it doesn't run out of air.

    AND they can very quickly rotate so that they are facing the right way up. You have to throw a cat a very special way to do major damage to it.



    How it's made is such a great TV show, I really enjoy watching machines doing mundane repetitive tasks and thinking 'haha fuck you now I don't have to do that'

    How It's Made is the best goddamn show to watch when you are sick

    god it is soothing

    it is basically television codiene

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    there was a whole list of unsourced trivia facts thingies that someone posted in a science thread once and i forgot to bookmark it

    they were aces cool

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    How many moons does Earth have, Tam?

    The Earth has only one natural satellite- Luna

    Cruithne is actually in orbit around the Sun

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    The frisbee was initially marketed as using an invisible string to float the disc through the air on

    the disc was given for free, but it was a quarter for the string

    Later, Wham-O acquired the rights and named it a frisbee, but prior it was called "flying cake pan", "pluto platter" and "flyin' saucers" by it's inventor Walter Morrison

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  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    L|ama wrote: »
    Cats have a non lethal terminal velocity. You can drop a cat out of a plane and it will land safely as long as it doesn't run out of air.

    AND they can very quickly rotate so that they are facing the right way up. You have to throw a cat a very special way to do major damage to it.



    How it's made is such a great TV show, I really enjoy watching machines doing mundane repetitive tasks and thinking 'haha fuck you now I'm unqualified for employment'

    fixed

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    L|ama wrote: »
    Cats have a non lethal terminal velocity. You can drop a cat out of a plane and it will land safely as long as it doesn't run out of air.

    AND they can very quickly rotate so that they are facing the right way up. You have to throw a cat a very special way to do major damage to it.



    How it's made is such a great TV show, I really enjoy watching machines doing mundane repetitive tasks and thinking 'haha fuck you now I don't have to do that'

    How It's Made is the best goddamn show to watch when you are sick

    god it is soothing

    it is basically television codiene

    I have at one point or another watched every damn episode of this show

    I miss the old narrator

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2010
    Al_wat wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    Cats have a non lethal terminal velocity. You can drop a cat out of a plane and it will land safely as long as it doesn't run out of air.

    AND they can very quickly rotate so that they are facing the right way up. You have to throw a cat a very special way to do major damage to it.



    How it's made is such a great TV show, I really enjoy watching machines doing mundane repetitive tasks and thinking 'haha fuck you now I'm unqualified for employment'

    fixed

    then learn a fucking skill

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  • DodgeBlanDodgeBlan PSN: dodgeblanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    has a cat ever actually been dropped or fallen out of a plane though?

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    cats thrown out of planes

    my god

    cats

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2010
    "Man, I sure do miss the days when a man could call himself a man when he landed a job at the lamp factory tightening the same fucking bolts for eight hours a day. Them was the days."

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    At a temperature of 0.01 degrees Celsius and a pressure of 611.73 pascals, water can exist as a gas, liquid, or solid.

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Robcham wrote: »
    cats thrown out of planes

    my god

    cats

    D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I wonder if they have machines that make the machines that make the machines
    It's machines

    all the way down

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Tam wrote: »
    At a temperature of 0.01 degrees Celsius and a pressure of 611.73 pascals, water can exist as a gas, liquid, or solid.

    YES YES

    THIS IS WHAT I WANT

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2010
    hey I love me some kitties at least as much as the next guy, but some days a fella's gotta roll up his sleeves and do some science

    if that means you gotta chuck a couple dozen cats out the back of an airplane and counting the results, well then far be it from me to be the Luddite motherfucker who says it is cruel and unusual methodology

    you think it is, well, I reckon it's about time you got your babymaker back in the kitchen and started making the men their lunch, Susie

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'm glad there are robots making my lamps. If I had to make my own fucking lamps, I'd be dead.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I remember when my buddy Karl said something about mechanization of factories resulting in me becoming an "appendage of the machine."

    I said he was talkin' crazy and that he should brush his goddamn hair and that a job's a job.

    These days it looks like the machines don't need us for arms and legs no more.

    These days I'm doing a lot of sitting. And thinking.

    Thinking about Karl, mostly.

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    The Iridium satellite network was originally named so because it was going to have 77 satellites orbiting and Iridium has 77 electrons, as well as being named after Iris, the Greek messenger god. When it eventually got sorted out after the company had financial troubles and trouble finding people to sign up to it, it had 66 satellites. 66 is the atomic number of dysprosium, which gets its name from the greek phrase for 'hard to get', which is kind of ironic if you take it as referring to customers.

    Al_wat wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    Cats have a non lethal terminal velocity. You can drop a cat out of a plane and it will land safely as long as it doesn't run out of air.

    AND they can very quickly rotate so that they are facing the right way up. You have to throw a cat a very special way to do major damage to it.



    How it's made is such a great TV show, I really enjoy watching machines doing mundane repetitive tasks and thinking 'haha fuck you now I'm unqualified for employment'

    fixed

    And that is why I'm getting a degree in physics: Finding out new things that people can then make machines to do.
    Tam wrote: »
    At a temperature of 0.01 degrees Celsius and a pressure of 611.73 pascals, water can exist as a gas, liquid, or solid.

    And more specifically exists as a mixture of the three no matter what.
    "Man, I sure do miss the days when a man could call himself a man when he landed a job at the lamp factory tightening the same fucking bolts for eight hours a day. Them was the days."

    Yeah, Ford was a pretty fucking awful person in many many ways when you think about it.

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    With over a million workers, India's rail system is the largest employer in the world

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks, otherwise it will digest itself.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    How long would it take for your stomach to digest itself?

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