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Extraordinary Origins of Everyday Things

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... ... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    There have been two events that are both called "the defenestration of Prague". I like to think of a an event in 1948 as a third.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    It is impossible for an asian person to properly pronounce Larlar.

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  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    It is impossible for an asian person to properly pronounce Larlar.

    OH GOD

    MY GUT

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    L|ama wrote: »
    Ralral

    we don't speak of Ralral.

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Davoid wrote: »
    You cannot tickle yourself. Your cerebellum warns the rest of your brain about your intention, and the brain proceeds to ignore the sensation.

    finger + roof of mouth

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    larlar

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... ... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Between World Wars, Hungary was a "kingdom without a king, ruled by an admiral without a fleet, in a country without a coastline".

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nice try, Lobcham.

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Framling wrote: »
    Davoid wrote: »
    You cannot tickle yourself. Your cerebellum warns the rest of your brain about your intention, and the brain proceeds to ignore the sensation.

    finger + roof of mouth

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH
    WHAT IS THIS HORRIBLE FEELING

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Nice try, Lobcham.

    I try so hard Chico buru

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2010
    When it came to wealth and power, Kublai Khan had it all. In 1274 the Mongol emperor's dominion stretched for thousands of miles across Asia. His army was the best equipped and best trained in the world. Disciplined and battle-hardened, the Khan's soldiers also had the 13th-century equivalent of a super weapon - a burning cannonball full of gunpowder called a teppo that they could hurl with devastating efficiency against an enemy. With all of this military power, the great Khan wasn't content to just rule - he wanted new worlds to conquer. So he set his sights on Japan.

    The Japanese must have seemed an easy mark. They fought with antique weaponry - bows and arrows, swords, bamboo spears, and wooden shields. What's more, a century of constant warfare between rival warlords had left Japan's armies exhausted and weak.

    Knowing this, Kublai Khan assembled a substantial attack force - a fleet of 900 ships and 40,000 soldiers - and had them set sail for Japan. The armada was met by 10,000 samurai on the beach at Hakata Bay on the island of Kyushu. But the samurai, who excelled in individual combat, were no match for the organized tactics of the Mongols. Defeat seemed certain.

    Then a miracle occurred: a violent storm overwhelmed the Mongol fleet, sinking 200 ships and drowning 13,000 men. Japan was saved.

    When the defeated survivors returned to China, a furious Kublai Khan vowed revenge. And so, five years later, the Mongols invaded again, this time stronger than ever. The Khan's northern fleet had 900 ships and 40,000 soldiers. The southern fleet was even larger, with 3,500 ships and 100,000 soldiers. In the summer of 1279, the armada sailed once again for Hakata Bay.

    The Japanese warlords knew that the only way to stop the Mongol force was on the beach, before their dreaded artillery could be hauled ashore and put into action. They built a defensive wall 13 miles long bordering the bay - a first for the Japanese, who had never used fortifications before.

    The northern fleet reached Japan first. When the initial wave of Mongol soldiers came ashore, they were startled to find the entrenched samurai waiting for them behind their wall. The fighting was fierce, lasting for days, but the Japanese defenders held fast. When the Mongols couldn't secure the beach, they retreated to their ships. But despite their victory, the samurai had little opportunity to celebrate: the huge southern fleet had arrived, and now the combined armada was sailing off to the south to renew the attack. And this time they were going around the wall.

    The Japanese samurai were desperate. Although they had fought magnificently, they were badly outnumbered and, without the protection of the wall, they were exposed to the full onslaught of the Mongol invaders. As they waited on the beach to fight what they were sure was their last battle, all the samurai could do was pray for deliverance.

    Amazingly, it came.

    Out of the south a typhoon swept up and ripped through the invading armada. The devastation was astonishing. Almost 4,000 ships sunk and 100,000 soldiers were lost. The Japanese were jubilant. A "divine wind" had saved them from invasion, not once, but twice. Over time the legend grew: the divine wind would protect them from foreign invaders forever.

    Six hundred and fifty years later the Japanese empire was once again in dire straits, facing invasion as Allied forces closed in during the final days of World War II. In a desperate attempt to turn the tide of war, the Japanese military sacrificed 5,000 young and untrained pilots in suicide missions against Allied warships.

    Their last-ditch effort to save Japan failed, but the suicide bombers became known by the Japanese word for "divine wind" - kamikaze.

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  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'm totally telling the teacher on you and you are failing this report.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2010
    But that is a cool origin story.

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  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    It actually is really cool, and its amazing to think how different history would be if that horde had made it to Japan.

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    "A kamikaze is a surprise attack, according to our ancient war tactics. Surprise attacks will be successful the first time, maybe two or three times. But what fool would continue the same attacks for ten months? Emperor Hirohito must have realized it. He should have said 'Stop.'

    "Even now, many faces of my students come up when I close my eyes. So many students are gone. Why did headquarters continue such silly attacks for ten months! Fools! Genda, who went to America—all those men lied that all men volunteered for kamikaze units. They lied."

    edit: Also-

    http://www.nytimes.com/2006/02/10/technology/10iht-MOGUL.html?pagewanted=2&_r=1
    "It's all a lie, that they left filled with braveness and joy, crying, 'Long live the emperor!' They were sheep at a slaughterhouse. Everybody was looking down and tottering. Some were unable to stand up and were carried and pushed into the plane by maintenance soldiers."

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    if napoleon had been born one year earlier, he would have been an Italian citizen instead of a French one, and would not have been able to rule France.

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    if napoleon had been born one year earlier, he would have been an Italian citizen instead of a French one, and would not have been able to rule France.

    I think he would have found a way

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Macera wrote: »
    if napoleon had been born one year earlier, he would have been an Italian citizen instead of a French one, and would not have been able to rule France.

    I think he would have found a way

    true, more like "he would have had a harder time gaining control of France"

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Rocket jumping was first implemented in Doom, but only increased horizontal motion. The first rocket jumps that actually increased vertical motion came in Rise of the Triad and Marathon, which were co-incidentally released on the very same day.

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  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    napoleon is commonly thought of as the first of three antichrists described by nostradamus.

    Hitler is generally thought of as the second.

    And if 24% of Republicans are to be trusted, Obama is the third.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2010
    In Bram Stoker's original novel, Dracula had a mustache.

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  • Helpless RockHelpless Rock Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Al_wat wrote: »
    napoleon is commonly thought of as the first of three antichrists described by nostradamus.

    Hitler is generally thought of as the second.

    And if 24% of Republicans are to be trusted, Obama is the third.

    This makes me want to kick things.

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  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Larlar wrote: »
    In Bram Stoker's original novel, Dracula had a mustache.

    The guy Dracula is based off had a pretty righteous 'stache.
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Larlar wrote: »
    In Bram Stoker's original novel, Dracula had a mustache.

    Dracula actually still has one, and it's big, lush and wonderful.

    He works at a blood bank in Portland, now.

    He's the guy in charge of the cookies.

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  • SharpyVIISharpyVII Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSm7YPMQOSo

    Raneados wrote: »
    in fact, i think alexander graham bell much preferred people to use "ahoy hoy" instead of "hello" when answering a telephone

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xXSw07zrio&feature=related

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    A mustache is sometimes known as a cookie duster.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    During the first season of TNG, Patrick Stewart had a sign over his door that read: “Beware of Unknown Shakespearean Actor.”

    hahahaahahahahaha holy shit

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