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  • SatanIsMyMotorSatanIsMyMotor Fuck Warren Ellis Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sentry wrote: »
    So here's the question... can a "sequel" which has none of the original cast, a new director, makes no reference to the original, and doesn't have a 2 in the title actually be referred to as a "sequel."

    Nope, not really.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2007
    It's okay, nobody saw Hulk after the first weekend anyways. And a good portion of the rest forgot they had.

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  • MenaceMenace regular
    edited April 2007
    I thought Hulk was one of the better comic book adaptations despite it's flaws

    leagues better than FF and Daredevil at least

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    You know, considering the director and Edward Norton being cast I feel like this movie should be super fucking gritty. Which is confusing because I don't know enough about The Hulk and I just can't see. Now I feel like a terrible nerd.

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  • CyberJackalCyberJackal Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I liked the Hulk, for the most part.

    Is it just me, or does it seem like a lot of superhero movies suffer most from a weak villain / villainous plot? The Hulk is a good example, but also Spider-Man, FF, and X-Men. Spidey and FF transformed the great villains from the comics into clowns, and the "mutant machine" from X-Men was probably one of the silliest plot devices of any movie, ever.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited April 2007
    What, you mean you don't love that every Superman movie has Luthor as the villain and it's not even the good Luthor it's the shitty "used car salesman" Luthor?

    What's wrong with you?

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  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    I liked the Hulk, for the most part.

    Is it just me, or does it seem like a lot of superhero movies suffer most from a weak villain / villainous plot? The Hulk is a good example, but also Spider-Man, FF, and X-Men. Spidey and FF transformed the great villains from the comics into clowns, and the "mutant machine" from X-Men was probably one of the silliest plot devices of any movie, ever.

    As far as I remember, every X-men film has revolved around undoing all mutants or turning everyone into mutants. Every one. No super villain. Just that plot.

    And Goblin was ok, they just dressed him like a tard which I still say was Raimi being his usual tard self. Like I always say, they could have Ripley fight a giant Alien Queen in a mecha fork-lift and they can't use make-up on Willem Dafoe? Gimme a break.

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  • CyberJackalCyberJackal Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    What, you mean you don't love that every Superman movie has Luthor as the villain and it's not even the good Luthor it's the shitty "used car salesman" Luthor?

    What's wrong with you?

    I don't know. Maybe I have a brain tumor or something.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    What, you mean you don't love that every Superman movie has Luthor as the villain and it's not even the good Luthor it's the shitty "used car salesman" Luthor?

    What's wrong with you?

    I don't know. Maybe I have a brain tumor or something.

    Fuck you guys, Kevin Spacey was excellent

    Him and his little Kill Superman gokart

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  • CyberJackalCyberJackal Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I liked the Hulk, for the most part.

    Is it just me, or does it seem like a lot of superhero movies suffer most from a weak villain / villainous plot? The Hulk is a good example, but also Spider-Man, FF, and X-Men. Spidey and FF transformed the great villains from the comics into clowns, and the "mutant machine" from X-Men was probably one of the silliest plot devices of any movie, ever.

    As far as I remember, every X-men film has revolved around undoing all mutants or turning everyone into mutants. Every one. No super villain. Just that plot.

    And Goblin was ok, they just dressed him like a tard which I still say was Raimi being his usual tard self. Like I always say, they could have Ripley fight a giant Alien Queen in a mecha fork-lift and they can't use make-up on Willem Dafoe? Gimme a break.

    It wasn't the plot I had a problem with, it was the machine itself. Whenever it was on screen, I was thinking "Why did they design this thing to only run on mutant magnetism powers?" I know that fact was integral to the plot of the movie, but they should have at least addressed the reason why they couldn't just plug it in (so to speak). Maybe it's just me.

    And the Goblin was dressed ridiculously (but I guess they're trying to make us forget that in the 3rd movie by having Harry wear a costume even less like the actual Green Goblin's), but my real problem was with his scheme. Ok, so he starts off by getting revenge on his old business partners. Understandable. Then afterwards I guess he was trying to get Spidey to join up with him? But then what? I had a problem understanding what he was really trying to accomplish. The whole thing seemed really rushed at the end. Disappointing after how much I loved Peter gaining his powers and finishing high school.

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  • Bad KarmaBad Karma Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Ok, so he starts off by getting revenge on his old business partners. Understandable. Then afterwards I guess he was trying to get Spidey to join up with him? But then what?

    The first rule they teach at Villian Academy. When faced with a potential arch enemy, try and tempt said hero into joining up first. If and when that plan fails, you go for the kill.

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I loved how, when Jason Todd returned from the dead as the Red Hood a while back he cornered Onyx and gave her the whole, "Join me or die," thing, and then quickly laughed it off like (paraphrased), "Hah, I mean, who says that? It's such a cliche. If I want someone to work for me I'll just pay them you know? I mean, why worry about some random person turning on you when you can just motivate someone through cash." One of the few Winick-written things I really enjoyed. Then he turned around and co-wrote Countdown that used that exact same convention in the traditional retarded manner.

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  • CyberJackalCyberJackal Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Bad Karma wrote: »
    Ok, so he starts off by getting revenge on his old business partners. Understandable. Then afterwards I guess he was trying to get Spidey to join up with him? But then what?

    The first rule they teach at Villian Academy. When faced with a potential arch enemy, try and tempt said hero into joining up first. If and when that plan fails, you go for the kill.

    Most villains have other hobbies, such as a criminal empire or the extermination of humanity.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited April 2007
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    What, you mean you don't love that every Superman movie has Luthor as the villain and it's not even the good Luthor it's the shitty "used car salesman" Luthor?

    What's wrong with you?

    I don't know. Maybe I have a brain tumor or something.

    Fuck you guys, Kevin Spacey was excellent

    Him and his little Kill Superman gokart

    Oh, he played the part well

    But the part itself is retarded

    The billionaire-businessman Lex that hates Superman because he's stunting human potential is the best Lex.

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  • HooraydiationHooraydiation Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    What, you mean you don't love that every Superman movie has Luthor as the villain and it's not even the good Luthor it's the shitty "used car salesman" Luthor?

    What's wrong with you?

    I don't know. Maybe I have a brain tumor or something.

    Fuck you guys, Kevin Spacey was excellent

    Him and his little Kill Superman gokart

    Oh, he played the part well

    But the part itself is retarded

    The billionaire-businessman Lex that hates Superman because he's stunting human potential is the best Lex.

    Hasn't Lex himself been shown to subjugate other humans for his own goals, though?

    Is he going to schools and inspiring youths to reach for new heights in between issues?

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited April 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    What, you mean you don't love that every Superman movie has Luthor as the villain and it's not even the good Luthor it's the shitty "used car salesman" Luthor?

    What's wrong with you?

    I don't know. Maybe I have a brain tumor or something.

    Fuck you guys, Kevin Spacey was excellent

    Him and his little Kill Superman gokart

    Oh, he played the part well

    But the part itself is retarded

    The billionaire-businessman Lex that hates Superman because he's stunting human potential is the best Lex.

    Hasn't Lex himself been shown to subjugate other humans for his own goals, though?

    Is he going to schools and inspiring youths to reach for new heights in between issues?

    Inconsistent writing

    The best example of this Lex is "Lex Luthor: Man of Steel". It's not canon, though (I think).

    That's what the whole Everyman project (which is actually introduced in LL:MoS, but in a different fashion) was for: to show that humans don't need aliens (Superman) to protect them.

    But then it turned into "We can turn the earth into Lextopia!" which made me throw up

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  • TachTach Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    JLU covered it best:
    Lex Luthor wrote:
    President? Do you know how much power I'd have to give up to be President?

    Tach on
  • Golden YakGolden Yak Burnished Bovine The sunny beaches of CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    What, you mean you don't love that every Superman movie has Luthor as the villain and it's not even the good Luthor it's the shitty "used car salesman" Luthor?

    What's wrong with you?

    I don't know. Maybe I have a brain tumor or something.

    Fuck you guys, Kevin Spacey was excellent

    Him and his little Kill Superman gokart

    Oh, he played the part well

    But the part itself is retarded

    The billionaire-businessman Lex that hates Superman because he's stunting human potential is the best Lex.

    Hasn't Lex himself been shown to subjugate other humans for his own goals, though?

    Is he going to schools and inspiring youths to reach for new heights in between issues?

    Inconsistent writing

    The best example of this Lex is "Lex Luthor: Man of Steel". It's not canon, though (I think).

    That's what the whole Everyman project (which is actually introduced in LL:MoS, but in a different fashion) was for: to show that humans don't need aliens (Superman) to protect them.

    But then it turned into "We can turn the earth into Lextopia!" which made me throw up

    Lex has always struck me as simply jealous of Superman. He's incredibly arrogant, vain, and to quote a term from 'Fierce Creatures,' pronoid. He really only wants to do good works and elevate mankind not for altruistic reasons, but so that people will build giant statues and monuments to his greatness, flocking through the streets and cheering his name. I don't think this is a recently developed character trait, I think he's always been this way.

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Munch wrote: »
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    Epic win.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited April 2007
    Golden Yak wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    What, you mean you don't love that every Superman movie has Luthor as the villain and it's not even the good Luthor it's the shitty "used car salesman" Luthor?

    What's wrong with you?

    I don't know. Maybe I have a brain tumor or something.

    Fuck you guys, Kevin Spacey was excellent

    Him and his little Kill Superman gokart

    Oh, he played the part well

    But the part itself is retarded

    The billionaire-businessman Lex that hates Superman because he's stunting human potential is the best Lex.

    Hasn't Lex himself been shown to subjugate other humans for his own goals, though?

    Is he going to schools and inspiring youths to reach for new heights in between issues?

    Inconsistent writing

    The best example of this Lex is "Lex Luthor: Man of Steel". It's not canon, though (I think).

    That's what the whole Everyman project (which is actually introduced in LL:MoS, but in a different fashion) was for: to show that humans don't need aliens (Superman) to protect them.

    But then it turned into "We can turn the earth into Lextopia!" which made me throw up

    Lex has always struck me as simply jealous of Superman. He's incredibly arrogant, vain, and to quote a term from 'Fierce Creatures,' pronoid. He really only wants to do good works and elevate mankind not for altruistic reasons, but so that people will build giant statues and monuments to his greatness, flocking through the streets and cheering his name. I don't think this is a recently developed character trait, I think he's always been this way.

    (read Lex Luthor: Man of Steel)

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  • Golden YakGolden Yak Burnished Bovine The sunny beaches of CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Well, I'll do it. But I'm not paying for it.


    It's not that I've never seen Lex portrayed in a sympathic light, and he can be quite an engaging character in those cases. That episode of JLU where Amazo returns to Earth springs to mind - I really believed that Lex was trying to make up for past misdeeds, and that he even felt a bit sorry for it. And then next season he tried to conquer the universe with Brainiac.

    LL:MoS seems good from what I've read of the summary on Wiki, but one story (which as you've said might not even be canon), doesn't quite convince me that he's a man with humanity's interests at heart underneath it all. I just don't think that's really the core of who he is.

    I think I'll add 'xenophobic' to my earlier list, though. That probably explains a few things.

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  • Pantaley ShlopapaPantaley Shlopapa Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Spoilered for those unfortunate souls that have yet to read Red Son.
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    Lex is amazing. This is all I really have to add.

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  • SentrySentry Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Keith wrote: »

    (read Lex Luthor: Man of Steel)

    Seconded. Not limed, since that is frowned upon... but definitely seconded.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited April 2007
    Sentry wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »

    (read Lex Luthor: Man of Steel)

    Seconded. Not limed, since that is frowned upon... but definitely seconded.

    the story's great and the art is amazing

    it's how Batman's movie costumes should look

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  • CyberJackalCyberJackal Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Munch wrote: »
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    :lol: :^:

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  • MuddBuddMuddBudd Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Major tidbit about the new Fantastic Four movie.

    About Galactus. So, spoiler warning.

    http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32330

    It's going to suck, hard. Worse than even I thought.

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    My initial reaction is "huh, that could work I guess" but then I thought about it and concluded that yeah, this is some stupid shit to pull. I mean if I can get pissed off at Optimus Prime having flames painted on him(as well as being the wrong kind of truck) then this should also be enough to put me off seeing this film. I never saw the first FF movie and haven't heard anything about it to make me want to, looks like FF2 will follow suit

    Lucky for me I was never a FF fan. :)

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  • MuddBuddMuddBudd Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    My initial reaction is "huh, that could work I guess" but then I thought about it and concluded that yeah, this is some stupid shit to pull. I mean if I can get pissed off at Optimus Prime having flames painted on him(as well as being the wrong kind of truck) then this should also be enough to put me off seeing this film. I never saw the first FF movie and haven't heard anything about it to make me want to, looks like FF2 will follow suit

    Lucky for me I was never a FF fan. :)

    Sums up my feelings exactly.

    Unless they are referring to Ultimate Galactus, the swarmy things... but even then...

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  • Golden YakGolden Yak Burnished Bovine The sunny beaches of CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Moriarty wrote:
    ... and my theory is this: Tom Rothman was once molested by a giant.

    It makes perfect sense.
    That kinda sucks, but maybe it's just how Galactus will first appear in FF2. The sequel could reveal that his true form is at the heart of the storm or something. Or maybe Galactus manifests himself into his giant form when he descends to devour the Earth (kinda like how he appears differently depending on who's observing him.

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  • AngryAngry The glory I had witnessed was just a sleight of handRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    haha wow.

    wow.

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  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    FF should have been the best, dammit. It's the one movie that needed a huge budget. It should have been a trippy awesome space adventure. Instead it was a damn lover's quarrel interspersed with explosions and stupid quips.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    gah lak tus was a terrible idea to begin with

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  • The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    So, no ones gonna point out that Galactus manifests himself depending on who's looking at him?

    This technically isn't a "slap in the face of the real Galactus".

    I mean, we have no indication that Galactus has ever changed his shape depending on who is looking at him.

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    yes Muffin Man I am sure that is the studio's reason

    you must be a fucking genius

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    yes Muffin Man I am sure that is the studio's reason

    you must be a fucking genious

    I'm now imagining you with a cigar going "a nyuk, nyuk, nyuk"

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    a whoops

    well

    you still get my point

    that's a bullshit excuse

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  • MuddBuddMuddBudd Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
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    Better dress appropriately.

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    There's a sunday on that menu. Fail.

    There should be a black spot the day after.

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  • MuddBuddMuddBudd Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    There's a sunday on that menu. Fail.

    There should be a black spot the day after.

    Sunday will still be there.

    It's just us that won't.

    I didn't make it anyway.

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