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  • 101101 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Callius wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    So John McCain, basically?
    Hahaha, he supports torture now.

    aha what

    101 on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    101 wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    So John McCain, basically?
    Hahaha, he supports torture now.

    aha what

    I assume Cal is poking fun at McCain's stated opinion that waterboarding and what not should not be completely outlawed as an option in extreme situations.

    Butters on
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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    It's a shame that glorious moustache is wasted on such a silly goose.

    Uh, that mustache is poorly kept and looks pretty awful.

    sarukun on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Butters wrote: »
    I assume Cal is poking fun at McCain's stated opinion that waterboarding and what not should not be completely outlawed as an option in extreme situations.
    Yeah, what I said, he supports torture.

    Callius on
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Callius wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    I assume Cal is poking fun at McCain's stated opinion that waterboarding and what not should not be completely outlawed as an option in extreme situations.
    Yeah, what I said, he supports torture.

    you know, those terrorists are just sissies.


    I've seen plenty of people tied up and drowned. They didn't start whining. Evidently bi-curious poli-sci majors are of tougher stock.

    Stale on
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  • psychoticdreampsychoticdream Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Spacehog wrote: »
    What if Beck is secretly a democrat.

    Like he is in deep cover, his job is to make republicans look so goddamn insane, moderates, and republicans that aren't that far right become disenfranchised and leave the party.

    And then one day on his show, he shows us the tattoo of Nancy Pelosi he has over his heart, and proof he has voted democrat since he turned 18

    that would make him the greatest troll in history

    psychoticdream on
  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    I assume Cal is poking fun at McCain's stated opinion that waterboarding and what not should not be completely outlawed as an option in extreme situations.
    Yeah, what I said, he supports torture.

    you know, those terrorists are just sissies.


    I've seen plenty of people tied up and drowned. They didn't start whining. Evidently bi-curious poli-sci majors are of tougher stock.

    are... are you talking about me?

    MrMonroe on
  • jotjot Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    if that were my parents' car i would airbrush this

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    onto my own car

    I know I'm late but Jesus Christ
    I'm too scared to look that up

    jot on
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Weaver wrote: »
    So healthcare passes, Dem offices then gett their windows smashed and gas lines cut and a dude rammed into a car with a baby in it because it had an Obama sticker, there now has to be another vote and now this

    Wait, are they revoting on this because people are being retarded fucks?

    Viscount Islands on
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    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    I assume Cal is poking fun at McCain's stated opinion that waterboarding and what not should not be completely outlawed as an option in extreme situations.
    Yeah, what I said, he supports torture.

    you know, those terrorists are just sissies.


    I've seen plenty of people tied up and drowned. They didn't start whining. Evidently bi-curious poli-sci majors are of tougher stock.

    are... are you talking about me?

    Are you an amateur magician?

    KalTorak on
  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Weaver wrote: »
    So healthcare passes, Dem offices then gett their windows smashed and gas lines cut and a dude rammed into a car with a baby in it because it had an Obama sticker, there now has to be another vote and now this

    Wait, are they revoting on this because people are being retarded fucks?

    No it was because there was a problem with the original one that needed to be fixed.

    Also the re-vote was yesterday evening and it already passed.

    FirmSkater on
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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Oh, phew.

    Viscount Islands on
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    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    KalTorak wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    I assume Cal is poking fun at McCain's stated opinion that waterboarding and what not should not be completely outlawed as an option in extreme situations.
    Yeah, what I said, he supports torture.

    you know, those terrorists are just sissies.


    I've seen plenty of people tied up and drowned. They didn't start whining. Evidently bi-curious poli-sci majors are of tougher stock.

    are... are you talking about me?

    Are you an amateur magician?

    is this post a red herring or should this mean something to me?

    MrMonroe on
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    I assume Cal is poking fun at McCain's stated opinion that waterboarding and what not should not be completely outlawed as an option in extreme situations.
    Yeah, what I said, he supports torture.

    you know, those terrorists are just sissies.


    I've seen plenty of people tied up and drowned. They didn't start whining. Evidently bi-curious poli-sci majors are of tougher stock.

    are... are you talking about me?

    Are you an amateur magician?

    is this post a red herring or should this mean something to me?

    you should be picking up that amateur magicians would be tied up and then drown, because they weren't pros.

    Langly on
  • SpacehogSpacehog Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    I assume Cal is poking fun at McCain's stated opinion that waterboarding and what not should not be completely outlawed as an option in extreme situations.
    Yeah, what I said, he supports torture.

    you know, those terrorists are just sissies.


    I've seen plenty of people tied up and drowned. They didn't start whining. Evidently bi-curious poli-sci majors are of tougher stock.

    are... are you talking about me?

    Are you an amateur magician?

    is this post a red herring or should this mean something to me?

    you should be picking up that amateur magicians would be tied up and then drown, because they weren't pros.

    I thought it meant that amateur magicians are bi-curious.

    Spacehog on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Spacehog wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    I assume Cal is poking fun at McCain's stated opinion that waterboarding and what not should not be completely outlawed as an option in extreme situations.
    Yeah, what I said, he supports torture.

    you know, those terrorists are just sissies.


    I've seen plenty of people tied up and drowned. They didn't start whining. Evidently bi-curious poli-sci majors are of tougher stock.

    are... are you talking about me?

    Are you an amateur magician?

    is this post a red herring or should this mean something to me?

    you should be picking up that amateur magicians would be tied up and then drown, because they weren't pros.

    I thought it meant that amateur magicians are bi-curious.

    And see, I was originally talking about party-goers at the fetish club I went to a couple times....

    Stale on
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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I read the title of this thread in John Henry Eden's voice.

    Wallhitter on
  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Ye 5 terrible men.

    Wallhitter on
  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Was going to post about this here anyway, but I'll just copy my two tweets instead since they already say what I was going to say here:

    Fox News five minutes ago - "Next, Nickelodeon honors Michelle Obama. Is the kid's network trending to the left? More, when we come back.

    Guest talking about "protecting childhood innocence" and "childhood indoctrination" because Nick highlighted her anti-obesity efforts.

    Drew-B on
  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Oh no, a rival chalkboard!

    obamablackboard1241822.jpg

    JoeUser on
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Fat doesn't exist, children!

    Viscount Islands on
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    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Oh no, a rival chalkboard!

    obamablackboard1241822.jpg

    OLIGARH

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    fat is just a liberal way of starving our beloved snack makers to destroy patriotism and establish communistic gruel as the national food.



    i'd go on a killing spree if i were the psychotic type.

    however all i have as weapons are a dull replica saber, an airsoft gun, and some scissors.

    so i don't think that'd work out so good.

    Wallhitter on
  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Wallhitter wrote: »
    fat is just a liberal way of starving our beloved snack makers to destroy patriotism and establish communistic gruel as the national food.



    i'd go on a killing spree if i were the psychotic type.

    however all i have as weapons are a dull replica saber, an airsoft gun, and some scissors.

    so i don't think that'd work out so good.

    Do you have an Airsoft sniper rifle?

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    JoeUser on
  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    No, just like an SMG

    Wallhitter on
  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Man you guys, today while running errands I had to drive behind a Chevy that had a Texan flag sticker on it that also read "SECEDE." The guy didn't know how to drive for shit and he was wearing a cowboy hat.

    No truck nuts on the Chevy from what I could tell.

    Henroid on
  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Henroid wrote: »
    Man you guys, today while running errands I had to drive behind a Chevy that had a Texan flag sticker on it that also read "SECEDE." The guy didn't know how to drive for shit and he was wearing a cowboy hat.

    No truck nuts on the Chevy from what I could tell.

    You should have rammed him for failing to be sufficiently patriotic.

    SimBen on
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    GLENN: Well, let's give it a shot. Hold on just a second. Let me go to -- oh, I'm not going to do that to Nathan. Nathan, you have -- if you listened to yesterday's show, you are appreciating that joke. Nathan, the Insiders, apparently there is some sort of controversy Stu has told me about.

    CALLER: Yes. There is a war that has been brewing for weeks now and is tearing our community apart and we need to know which side you stand with.

    GLENN: Okay.

    CALLER: Is it cake or is it pie.

    GLENN: I'm sorry. Hmmm?

    CALLER: Is it cake or pie?

    GLENN: This is the Insider Civil War?

    CALLER: Yes.

    GLENN: Cake or pie?

    CALLER: Yes, it is tearing us to pieces.

    GLENN: And what is the big controversy? I say yes.

    CALLER: For cake or for pie?

    GLENN: I can't have both?

    CALLER: No. It has to be one or the other.

    GLENN: No, it doesn't.

    CALLER: Yes, it does.

    GLENN: No, it doesn't. I went last night, I took my family out to a restaurant here in Seattle. It's called 13 Coins and it's a place my mother used to take me when I was a kid on very special occasions and so we finished The Christmas Sweater and I went and I took them and the guy was taking the order and he said, all right, what do you want. It's 3:00 a.m. eastern time to me and I'm looking and I said, I'm just going to have some hash browns and he said, "Okay, you want to hang with the hash browns? I said, peach cobbler. And he said, you want hash browns and peach cobbler? And I said, uh-huh. And do you have any ice cream? He said, okay, your order is hash browns, peach cobbler and ice cream? And I said, how's your, how's your apple tart? So no, it doesn't have to be one or the other. I mean, hey, it's America.

    CALLER: Well, but between the two, which one do you prefer? Now, we have determined the cheesecake belongs to the pie family, if it helps.

    GLENN: How did you, how did you --

    CALLER: I have the definition here that says despite the name, cheesecake are technically tarts. That is open top pies. Therefore cheesecake is a pie. It has a crust.

    GLENN: Well, then it should be a cheese tart. No, they have cheese tarts. Cheese tarts suck.

    CALLER: Well, but it's not about tarts per se. It's about cake or pie.

    GLENN: But you just said that cheesecake is technically a tart.

    CALLER: But it's in the pie family. So it's still technically a pie.

    STU: Will you make a decision, you flip-flopper? Just say one.

    CALLER: Well, you say one.

    STU: I say cake! I say cake! I'm going to take a stand!

    CALLER: Boo!

    STU: Cake!

    CALLER: Pie!

    GLENN: You know what, it's got to be pie because there's too many options with pie.

    CALLER: See, thank you.

    STU: There's no options with cake. Cake just has one flavor.

    GLENN: No, it's vanilla, chocolate. Go deeper.

    STU: Strawberry short.

    DAN: Ice cream cake with the crunchy stuff in the middle.

    GLENN: That would be -- I believe ice cream -- excuse me. I believe ice cream cake would be probably in the torte family if cheesecake -- yes, if cheesecake is in the torte family, in the pie family, then ice cream cake would be in the pie family.

    STU: Cupcakes. Hello? Coffeecakes.

    CALLER: With cheesecake, that's all there is to it.

    GLENN: Cupcakes, that's like putting a different category for doughnut holes. They're doughnuts! Cupcakes are not a crazy -- you know what that is? That's just to make you feel better about, than standing there and eating, you know, a whole cake.

    STU: Yes. When does pie do anything like that for you? Cake is trying to make you feel better. What has pie got --

    GLENN: Pie liberates you.

    STU: No, it does not. It's fruit flavored!

    GLENN: Pie is not trying to live -- pie is not trying to live a lie. By giving you a little bit of cupcake and going, "Oh, you can feel good about yourself, fatty fat fatso." Pie says, "You want a big slice of me? Come and get me!"

    STU: Is that what pie does when it fills it with fruit flavoring filled with all sorts of vitamins and nutrients? They are not trying to send some secret message there? Is that what they're doing?

    GLENN: No, no, no. You know why? Because it's covered in sugar.

    STU: It's covered in icing. Cake gets icing. It's liquid sugar! It's so much better than pie.

    GLENN: Sorry. Stu's wrong. That's why he's the producer of the program, at least until tomorrow at 12:00. Hey, Stu, by the way.

    STU: Yeah.

    GLENN: Stop by my office tomorrow afternoon, will you? And just for no apparent reason whatsoever, bring a box.

    STU: Are you making me a pie?

    GLENN: Yes, I am.

    STU: Oh.

    GLENN: Hey, and bring in some of those pictures that you have on your desk, just bring them with you. Anyway, so I'm going to go with pie, Nathan, all right?

    CALLER: Thank you.

    GLENN: You're welcome, brother. It's the kind of big problems we solve here on this program. Yeah, we do it daily.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    That's pretty funny.

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    So... Glenn is actually kinda awesome when he's not talking about politics?

    I'm... I'm conflicted...

    SimBen on
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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Man, this fucking sucks. Somehow some dude ripped off my Obama/Biden bumper sticker from when they were running in the election and now I have like a torn half end of it...

    I don't even know where to get one of those anymore. I'm looking online but they are all different. This fucking sucks. >=/

    Lucky Cynic on
  • nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Sucks that someone got to your car but just take the rest of it off or something. Campaign's over now anyways.

    nuka on
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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I like Biden. He's like the hilarious uncle that brings the laughs at Thanksgiving dinner.

    Weaver on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    The candidate's bumper sticker has always seemed so damn stupid to me anyway.

    sarukun on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Weaver wrote: »
    I like Biden. He's like the drunk uncle that pulls the table cloth and knocks over Thanksgiving dinner and punches your dad in the mouth.

    sarukun on
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    nuka wrote: »
    Sucks that someone got to your car but just take the rest of it off or something. Campaign's over now anyways.

    Yeah. Maybe its time to replace it with this one.

    http://store.barackobama.com/stickers/i-stand-with-the-president-sticker.html

    Lucky Cynic on
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    SimBen wrote: »
    So... Glenn is actually kinda awesome when he's not talking about politics?

    I'm... I'm conflicted...

    i don't think there's really any question that he's a good entertainer. he just uses those skills for evil.

    satansfingers on
  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I've gotta hand it to Beck, that ended up being funny.

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