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The Marvelous Misadventures of [Chat] Jack

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Al_wat wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    It took several years for Häyhä to recuperate from his wound. The bullet had crushed his jaw and blown off his left cheek. Nonetheless, he made a full recovery and became a successful moose hunter and dog breeder after World War II, and hunted with Finnish president Urho Kekkonen.

    When asked in 1998 how he had become such a good shot, he answered, "Practice." When asked if he regretted killing so many people, he said "I did what I was told to as well as I could." Simo Häyhä spent his last years in a small village called Ruokolahti located in the south-east of Finland near the Russian border

    Always keepin his eye out, that one

    and russia hasn't invaded since

    seriously would you want to go up against an unkillable super-sniper?

    they called him the White Death for chrissake

    when he woke up after getting shot in the face the russians all went "oh god he can't die he CAN'T DIE" and the war ended

    the majority of his kills were done in less than 100 days

    that means his average was 5-6 people killed per day

    he was a killing machine in the most accurate sense of the word

    Pony on
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    anyone else feel like this has happened to them?

    Yes, only the real-life girl who I associate with that comic treats everybody that way, whether she was ever at risk of being hurt or not.

    I meant meeting the one person who understands you and then her going away forever

    Oh. No. If she really understood you she wouldn't go away.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Seriously though. I have encircled the Polish forces with 11 freaking divisions and they just won't give.

    the polish were fucking hardcore

    ever heard of a little something called the Warsaw uprising?

    naw who was really hardcore was this Finnish guy

    confirmed to have personally killed over five hundred people and estimated as to have possibly killed another two hundred on top of that

    he ranks up there as one of the people who has personally killed the most human beings in history and has the highest recorded kill-count of any soldier in a war

    he survived being shot in the face

    I don't know how many people this guy personally killed

    But he founded Delta Force and survived being shot in the abdomen

    with a .50 cal

    Res on
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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Al_wat wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    It took several years for Häyhä to recuperate from his wound. The bullet had crushed his jaw and blown off his left cheek. Nonetheless, he made a full recovery and became a successful moose hunter and dog breeder after World War II, and hunted with Finnish president Urho Kekkonen.

    When asked in 1998 how he had become such a good shot, he answered, "Practice." When asked if he regretted killing so many people, he said "I did what I was told to as well as I could." Simo Häyhä spent his last years in a small village called Ruokolahti located in the south-east of Finland near the Russian border

    Always keepin his eye out, that one

    and russia hasn't invaded since

    seriously would you want to go up against an unkillable super-sniper?

    they called him the White Death for chrissake

    when he woke up after getting shot in the face the russians all went "oh god he can't die he CAN'T DIE" and the war ended

    the majority of his kills were done in less than 100 days

    that means his average was 5-6 people killed per day

    he was a killing machine in the most accurate sense of the word

    that and he did it all using fucking iron sights
    incredible
    even fucking Vasily Zaytsev used a scope

    dlinfiniti on
    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Gnight, folks.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
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    anyone else feel like this has happened to them?

    yes

    Res on
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    If I could produce a division of Hayhas I'd do it in a heartbeat.

    Polacks wouldn't know what hit 'em.

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    i think i'm a kinder, gentler person nowadays because i will meet a kid like that and resist the temptation to beat him into paste or berate him into tears

    nope, i just clench my fist, bite my lip, and leave the area

    healthier!

    If smacking him around convinced him to stop being like that, I say go for it.

    But it wouldn't. More likely, it would only fuel his persecution complex.

    Wash on
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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    night Feral.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Great. The person who feels the same way I do is Res. :/

    Wash on
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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    anyone else feel like this has happened to them?

    Yes, only the real-life girl who I associate with that comic treats everybody that way, whether she was ever at risk of being hurt or not.

    I meant meeting the one person who understands you and then her going away forever

    yes

    Res on
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    okay tell me the story of the kid in the blue hoodie

    Abdhyius on
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Fluffy, did someone steal your hat?

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    If it makes you feel better.

    Nobody has ever known how I have felt.

    RonaldoTheGypsy on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    i think i'm a kinder, gentler person nowadays because i will meet a kid like that and resist the temptation to beat him into paste or berate him into tears

    nope, i just clench my fist, bite my lip, and leave the area

    healthier!

    If smacking him around convinced him to stop being like that, I say go for it.

    But it wouldn't. More likely, it would only fuel his persecution complex.

    yeah, i realize that

    which is why i don't even bother with people like that anymore

    Pony on
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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Great. The person who feels the same way I do is Res. :/

    It is the reason I am so horrible

    Res on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Res wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    anyone else feel like this has happened to them?

    Yes, only the real-life girl who I associate with that comic treats everybody that way, whether she was ever at risk of being hurt or not.

    I meant meeting the one person who understands you and then her going away forever

    yes

    res you fucking need help, brah

    Pony on
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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    anyone else feel like this has happened to them?

    Yes, only the real-life girl who I associate with that comic treats everybody that way, whether she was ever at risk of being hurt or not.

    I meant meeting the one person who understands you and then her going away forever

    yes

    res you fucking need help, brah

    I know

    Res on
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Fluffy, did someone steal your hat?

    Yeah.

    I am hoping this sentimentality is temporary because I don't normally subscribe to the notion of "the one" and yet

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    Wash on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    okay tell me the story of the kid in the blue hoodie

    nothing really amazing

    Fluffy and I were playing Dungeons & Dragons in a games & hobby shop last wednesday

    as we were leaving and chatting about stuff with the clerk, there was this extremely annoying fat kid with messy hair and a pubescent dirt-stache loudly whining about the cost of these Magic cards he wanted and generally trying to keep the clerk's attention with inane questions

    i had to leave before i imploded his fucking head with my boot

    Pony on
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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Goddammit

    I still haven't brought myself to block or delete what's-her-name from messenger yet

    So messenger has just informed me that she has logged in. Which of course makes me want to talk to her.

    But I know that all that will do is make me feel stupid because she's not going to talk back.

    Res on
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Wheeeee!

    Quid on
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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Ugh. I responded to an emo kid on another website who had posted a creepy emo poem by writing an even creepier, more emo poem.

    I feel so dirty now. >_<

    Solomaxwell6 on
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Res wrote: »
    Goddammit

    I still haven't brought myself to block or delete what's-her-name from messenger yet

    So messenger has just informed me that she has logged in. Which of course makes me want to talk to her.

    But I know that all that will do is make me feel stupid because she's not going to talk back.

    Interestingly, my GF and I had a fight this afternoon, she just got onto messenger, and has not replied to me.

    Not sure what to do.

    _J_ on
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    okay tell me the story of the kid in the blue hoodie

    nothing really amazing

    Fluffy and I were playing Dungeons & Dragons in a games & hobby shop last wednesday

    as we were leaving and chatting about stuff with the clerk, there was this extremely annoying fat kid with messy hair and a pubescent dirt-stache loudly whining about the cost of these Magic cards he wanted and generally trying to keep the clerk's attention with inane questions

    i had to leave before i imploded his fucking head with my boot

    He did this hair flip thing and was incredibly loud

    it was not acceptable public behaviour. I don't know how someone could think that carrying on that way is okay.

    All that aside - the hair flip. The hair flip.

    Wash on
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Ugh. I responded to an emo kid on another website who had posted a creepy emo poem by writing an even creepier, more emo poem.

    I feel so dirty now. >_<

    Go write a poem about it, emo.

    Wash on
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    aaaalllrighty then

    time to get up

    Abdhyius on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    okay tell me the story of the kid in the blue hoodie

    nothing really amazing

    Fluffy and I were playing Dungeons & Dragons in a games & hobby shop last wednesday

    as we were leaving and chatting about stuff with the clerk, there was this extremely annoying fat kid with messy hair and a pubescent dirt-stache loudly whining about the cost of these Magic cards he wanted and generally trying to keep the clerk's attention with inane questions

    i had to leave before i imploded his fucking head with my boot

    He did this hair flip thing and was incredibly loud

    it was not acceptable public behaviour. I don't know how someone could think that carrying on that way is okay.

    All that aside - the hair flip. The hair flip.

    fluffy when you hear me bitch about nerds and how there is a layer of human pondscum present in every hobby store

    that is the sort of person i am talking about

    that and the creepy guy in the tie who just came up to us while playing D&D

    fuck that guy was creepy

    he had this total pedo vibe

    Pony on
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    oh fuck my rib and my foot

    ooooouuuuuch

    Abdhyius on
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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    _J_ wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Goddammit

    I still haven't brought myself to block or delete what's-her-name from messenger yet

    So messenger has just informed me that she has logged in. Which of course makes me want to talk to her.

    But I know that all that will do is make me feel stupid because she's not going to talk back.

    Interestingly, my GF and I had a fight this afternoon, she just got onto messenger, and has not replied to me.

    Not sure what to do.

    "I just wanted to make sure you know

    according to my books you owe me a lot of sex."

    Res on
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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Ugh. I responded to an emo kid on another website who had posted a creepy emo poem by writing an even creepier, more emo poem.

    I feel so dirty now. >_<

    Go write a poem about it, emo.

    I wrote poems that are sad
    And then they make me feel bad
    If I become any more emo
    Soon my life-blood will flow.

    Solomaxwell6 on
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Res wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Goddammit

    I still haven't brought myself to block or delete what's-her-name from messenger yet

    So messenger has just informed me that she has logged in. Which of course makes me want to talk to her.

    But I know that all that will do is make me feel stupid because she's not going to talk back.

    Interestingly, my GF and I had a fight this afternoon, she just got onto messenger, and has not replied to me.

    Not sure what to do.

    "I just wanted to make sure you know

    according to my books you owe me a lot of sex."

    Numbers are incapable of lying.

    _J_ on
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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Res wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Goddammit

    I still haven't brought myself to block or delete what's-her-name from messenger yet

    So messenger has just informed me that she has logged in. Which of course makes me want to talk to her.

    But I know that all that will do is make me feel stupid because she's not going to talk back.

    Interestingly, my GF and I had a fight this afternoon, she just got onto messenger, and has not replied to me.

    Not sure what to do.

    "I just wanted to make sure you know

    according to my books you owe me a lot of sex."

    I don't know if he should even respond.

    I mean, does he really know that she even Exists?

    Solomaxwell6 on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    so a buddy of mine a while back told me that his little brother received a stuffed emu from his aunt as a birthday gift

    when he was like "what the fuck" their mom was like "oh i told her you were into "emo" and i think she misunderstood"

    i am not sure if i believe this story he told me because while i know his brother is an emo kid

    i don't know

    it's just too hilarious to be real

    i wonder if this is how i make ludious feel

    Pony on
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    ouchouchouchouchouch

    Abdhyius on
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Going to try to sleep now.

    Night, [chat]

    _J_ on
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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    I wish I had a backbone. I know exactly what I should do here, which is delete this girl and forget about seeing her again

    But I can't bring myself to do it because I have this idea that maybe, maybe she'll come around and see that I did not actually do anything to deserve being spurned in this way

    Res on
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Res wrote: »
    I wish I had a backbone. I know exactly what I should do here, which is delete this girl and forget about seeing her again

    But I can't bring myself to do it because I have this idea that maybe, maybe she'll come around and see that I did not actually do anything to deserve being spurned in this way

    "should" is a funny word.

    _J_ on
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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    On top of this I know for a fact that we are both better off not being in contact so I really should be fine with this turn of events

    Res on
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Creepy tie guy came out of nowhere.

    What was he even doing in the hobby shop

    all he did was stare and smile

    like that was his only reason for being there.

    Wash on
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