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Water is poison.

tuggatugga Makin' moviesMakin' songsRegistered User regular
edited January 2007 in Social Entropy++
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/13/water.intox.ap/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

:!:

also: i like how CNN has a tl;dr version at the beginning of their articles

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I can hear M. Night Shyamalan ejaculating from here

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    yeah, this happened before when some frats switched from beer to water to haze their pledges

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    simosimo Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    well kids, looks like you're not getting a wii. also mom is dead.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    darling it's better down where it's wetter take it from meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    The station management is all like:
    WHOOPS.jpg

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    omega71omega71 Too old for a title, too ornery to care. Sacramento, CaliRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I was there for this..I lasted all of 20 minutes

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    tugga06 wrote:
    http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/13/water.intox.ap/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

    :!:

    also: i like how CNN has a tl;dr version at the beginning of their articles

    I like how those are the "story highlights."

    Man, the best part was when she died.

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    Shujin KatanaShujin Katana ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
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    XheroXhero la contr'une Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    DAMN YOU DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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    Shujin KatanaShujin Katana ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Green wrote:

    it fits here but i was just saying

    it's there too

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    ShurakaiShurakai Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I know this.

    hence I try to not drink alot of water

    Biology class and paranioa DO NOT MIX

    so thirsty...

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Xhero wrote:
    DAMN YOU DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE
    Man this reminds me of that episode of Bullshit about environmentalism.

    They went to a greenpeace rally or some shit passing around a petition to ban "Dihydrogen Monoxide" and all the kids blindly signed it.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    IpseDixit wrote:
    The station management is all like:
    WHOOPS.jpg
    <3

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    you can pretty much od on anything

    it is science

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    wheres the antidote?

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Phonehand wrote:
    you can pretty much od on anything

    it is science
    Guys help me out I am trying to OD on cocks.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Air wrote:
    wheres the antidote?
    In the salt shaker.

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    SmokingGunSmokingGun Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Air wrote:
    wheres the antidote?
    In the salt shaker.

    Nah, its more likely to be the loss of Potassium that fucks you up rather than Sodium.

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    ComahawkComahawk Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Uriel wrote:
    Phonehand wrote:
    you can pretty much od on anything

    it is science
    Guys help me out I am trying to OD on cocks.

    You're almost there, don't worry.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Yeah I heard somthing similar when a couple force fed their 4 year old daughter water as punishment and her brain swelled and she died.

    The army used to use it as punishment as well but stopped because it was too cruel and these assholes said hey lets fuck up our daughter somthing feirce because we're bad parents.

    The 911 recording was eerily apathetic.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Uriel wrote:
    Phonehand wrote:
    you can pretty much od on anything

    it is science
    Guys help me out I am trying to OD on cocks.
    You fool.

    How do you think we lost Tube?

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Uriel wrote:
    Phonehand wrote:
    you can pretty much od on anything

    it is science
    Guys help me out I am trying to OD on cocks.
    You fool.

    How do you think we lost Tube?
    D:

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    The stupidest shit qualifies as news. You have to be pretty dim to not realize that you can die from too much water.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Druhim wrote:
    The stupidest shit qualifies as news. You have to be pretty dim to not realize that you can die from too much water.

    I like to dump it right into my lungs and then exhale really hard so it shoots out like a pathetic fire hose.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    will i be okay if i eat a sponge

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    how much water is in the sponge?

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    you better just soak it in whiskey instead. be on the safe side.

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'm drinking water now. Am I gonna die?

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    It was nice knowing you Zero.

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    KongKong Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    ZeroZero wrote:
    I'm drinking water now. Am I gonna die?

    you will die horribly, while the rest of the forum laughs at your pitiful whimpering

    then shit yourself afterwards

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    It was nice knowing you Zero.
    Shit. Well, it was fun guys.

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    ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Druhim wrote:
    The stupidest shit qualifies as news. You have to be pretty dim to not realize that you can die from too much water.
    Apparently the entire station didn't realize either.
    "She was crying, and that was the last that anyone had heard from her."
    This makes me really sad.
    John Geary, vice president and marketing manager for Entercom Sacramento, the station's owner, said station personnel were stunned when they heard of Strange's death.

    "We are awaiting information that will help explain how this tragic event occurred," he said.
    Ah, the water?
    "I was talking to her and she was a nice lady," Ybarra said. "She was telling me about her family and her three kids and how she was doing it for her kids."
    Im sad guys. Hold me.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    this thing makes you sad, prohass?

    thats a bit wimpy

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    ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Air wrote:
    this thing makes you sad, prohass?

    thats a bit wimpy
    *motions for hug*

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    So basically the station's playing it off like, "durrrrr how could we have known?"

    Maybe consult someone with a basic understanding of human physiology or maybe even a health professional like a nurse before you try a stunt like this? Dumbshits deserve to get their pants sued off.

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    matthias00matthias00 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Kong wrote:
    ZeroZero wrote:
    I'm drinking water now. Am I gonna die?

    you will die horribly, while the rest of the forum laughs at your pitiful whimpering

    then pee on yourself afterwards

    I thought this would be obvious?

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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    i hear that water tablets keep the vag from exploding

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    It's true. Water is a dangerous killer.

    http://www.snopes.com/science/dhmo.asp

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    matthias00 wrote:
    Kong wrote:
    ZeroZero wrote:
    I'm drinking water now. Am I gonna die?

    you will die horribly, while the rest of the forum laughs at your pitiful whimpering

    then pee on yourself afterwards

    I thought this would be obvious?
    You void your bowls when you die. Fun

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