Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited March 2010
Happy Birthday Tube
Curse you duck
Darn you goose
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
Tube, Ricky Martin came out today. He came out on your birthday to try to steal your thunder. Have sex with him to get revenge. He's apparently up for that now
Tube, Ricky Martin came out today. He came out on your birthday to try to steal your thunder. Have sex with him to get revenge. He's apparently up for that now
Tube, Ricky Martin came out today. He came out on your birthday to try to steal your thunder. Have sex with him to get revenge. He's apparently up for that now
I called that shit years ago.
as did anyone with two eyes and a brain
hell, my dog saw him on tv and was all 'bark bark dude is gay as dicks bark!'
Tube, Ricky Martin came out today. He came out on your birthday to try to steal your thunder. Have sex with him to get revenge. He's apparently up for that now
I called that shit years ago.
as did anyone with two eyes and a brain
hell, my dog saw him on tv and was all 'bark bark dude is gay as dicks bark!'
I know but all the girls I used to know adamantly refused to believe me that he was gay. Like they had some secret hope in their little hearts that they'd meet him and he'd want to marry them on the spot or something. Joke's on them, he'd want to marry me on the spot!
Tube, Ricky Martin came out today. He came out on your birthday to try to steal your thunder. Have sex with him to get revenge. He's apparently up for that now
I called that shit years ago.
as did anyone with two eyes and a brain
hell, my dog saw him on tv and was all 'bark bark dude is gay as dicks bark!'
I know but all the girls I used to know adamantly refused to believe me that he was gay. Like they had some secret hope in their little hearts that they'd meet him and he'd want to marry them on the spot or something. Joke's on them, he'd want to marry me on the spot!
Picture yourself blitzed, hammered, absolutely four sheets to the wind pissed. You're stumbling around (and by The Power you can feel it welling inside you) but at the same time you've got a level head, you gotta think through this. You beat feet for the nearest lavatory when you trip over the pile of shoes at the door. You go to one knee, and the contents of your stomach slosh like the devil's own butter churn.
You're gonna puke, its going beyond your control. You look around for a vessel, something to contain the puke. You see a pair of boots, your best friend's shoes, sandals (you instantly dismiss these) a lone dress shoe (no good - you don't want to piss off two people if your puke goes beyond what one shoe can contain) when suddenly you spy a pair of smart women's shoes that belong to a cute piece you met earlier at the party. With what your inebriated mind passes for logic, you decide that, well, if you ruin her shoes, maybe you'll have to buy her new ones, maybe you'll go along to make sure she isn't cheating you, maybe you get coffee or a light meal afterward, a phone number and a wink, by God, the future is limitless.
Only you're puking in a shoe at three in the morning and they're not even her shoes.
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Regardless, happy birthday Tube.
Rats.
Now we can't be birthday buddies :<
I mean, I would've created the content even if it weren't your birthday. But today I did it thinking 'this is for Tube'.
That's my birthday present. And isn't that the greatest gift of all?
Happy Birthday Tube.
Curse you duck
Darn you goose
Lots of love from America.
chair to Creation and then suplex the Void.
no way
he's totally a power bottom
Also, I read the title as "IT IS THE MOST RAPETUROUS OF DAYS." Blaming you guys for that double-take.
may your reign last a thousand years.
I called that shit years ago.
hell, my dog saw him on tv and was all 'bark bark dude is gay as dicks bark!'
And Kidsmoke, who doesn't really post any more.
I know but all the girls I used to know adamantly refused to believe me that he was gay. Like they had some secret hope in their little hearts that they'd meet him and he'd want to marry them on the spot or something. Joke's on them, he'd want to marry me on the spot!
kpop appreciation station i also like to tweet some
I'm pretty sure that would make the joke on him
tl;dr: Show us your swag man!
STEAM
STEAM
my head
Satans..... hints.....
Satans..... hints.....
Satans..... hints.....
Like seduce a girl and go upstairs for some foot fetish shenanigans and then BAM
You're gonna puke, its going beyond your control. You look around for a vessel, something to contain the puke. You see a pair of boots, your best friend's shoes, sandals (you instantly dismiss these) a lone dress shoe (no good - you don't want to piss off two people if your puke goes beyond what one shoe can contain) when suddenly you spy a pair of smart women's shoes that belong to a cute piece you met earlier at the party. With what your inebriated mind passes for logic, you decide that, well, if you ruin her shoes, maybe you'll have to buy her new ones, maybe you'll go along to make sure she isn't cheating you, maybe you get coffee or a light meal afterward, a phone number and a wink, by God, the future is limitless.
Only you're puking in a shoe at three in the morning and they're not even her shoes.