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IT IS THE MOST RAPTUROUS OF DAYS

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    May birthdays are the best birthdays.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    My next birthday is the big 30. I'm not looking forward to it.


    Regardless, happy birthday Tube.

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  • LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    but his is today

    but he was on some awful foreign continent

    Rats.

    Now we can't be birthday buddies :<

    Lexxy on
  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I created some content today for you, Tube.

    I mean, I would've created the content even if it weren't your birthday. But today I did it thinking 'this is for Tube'.

    That's my birthday present. And isn't that the greatest gift of all?

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  • WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I feel a chill going down my spine reading the OP.

    Happy Birthday Tube.

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    Happy Birthday Tube

    Curse you duck

    Darn you goose

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Happy Birthday Tube.

    Lots of love from America.

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    PSN: ThatDaveFella
  • Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    Happy birfday, Tube. And the rest o' ya: Happy unbrifday.

    Just_Bri_Thanks on
    ...and when you are done with that; take a folding
    chair to Creation and then suplex the Void.
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Tube, you may be a year older but that don't mean you're too old for me to take a switch to your back side.

    I thought you were the sub?

    no way
    he's totally a power bottom

    Druhim on
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  • Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Neville's birthday was better

    Seattle Thread on
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  • NebulousQNebulousQ Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I am sorry Tube, it is not the "MOST RAPTUROUS OF DAYS". It is a monday and I am at work stuck in my cubicle farm which is decidely not rapturous.

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  • GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Happy belated birthday, Tube.

    Also, I read the title as "IT IS THE MOST RAPETUROUS OF DAYS." Blaming you guys for that double-take.

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  • FugaFuga Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    whatever, glorified internet bully

    Fuga on
  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Happy Birthday, Tube.

    babyeatingjesus on
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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Is your birthday tube, also happy birthday me

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Happy belated Birthday Cardboard Tube.

    Tonkka on
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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Tube, Ricky Martin came out today. He came out on your birthday to try to steal your thunder. Have sex with him to get revenge. He's apparently up for that now

    Fiz on
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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    happy belated birthday oh glorious leader!

    may your reign last a thousand years.

    Wallhitter on
  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Fiz wrote: »
    Tube, Ricky Martin came out today. He came out on your birthday to try to steal your thunder. Have sex with him to get revenge. He's apparently up for that now

    I called that shit years ago.

    Darmak on
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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Happy Birthday Tube and apparently also Bendery.

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Darmak wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Tube, Ricky Martin came out today. He came out on your birthday to try to steal your thunder. Have sex with him to get revenge. He's apparently up for that now

    I called that shit years ago.
    as did anyone with two eyes and a brain

    hell, my dog saw him on tv and was all 'bark bark dude is gay as dicks bark!'

    Houk the Namebringer on
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    sarukun wrote: »
    Happy Birthday Tube and apparently also Bendery.

    And Kidsmoke, who doesn't really post any more.

    Fiz on
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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Menudo is ruined forever.

    Henroid on
  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Birthdays for all! Hurrah!

    Fencingsax on
  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Houk wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Tube, Ricky Martin came out today. He came out on your birthday to try to steal your thunder. Have sex with him to get revenge. He's apparently up for that now

    I called that shit years ago.
    as did anyone with two eyes and a brain

    hell, my dog saw him on tv and was all 'bark bark dude is gay as dicks bark!'

    I know but all the girls I used to know adamantly refused to believe me that he was gay. Like they had some secret hope in their little hearts that they'd meet him and he'd want to marry them on the spot or something. Joke's on them, he'd want to marry me on the spot!

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    tubey tubeday, tube

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  • IvarIvar Oslo, NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Darmak wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Tube, Ricky Martin came out today. He came out on your birthday to try to steal your thunder. Have sex with him to get revenge. He's apparently up for that now

    I called that shit years ago.
    as did anyone with two eyes and a brain

    hell, my dog saw him on tv and was all 'bark bark dude is gay as dicks bark!'

    I know but all the girls I used to know adamantly refused to believe me that he was gay. Like they had some secret hope in their little hearts that they'd meet him and he'd want to marry them on the spot or something. Joke's on them, he'd want to marry me on the spot!

    I'm pretty sure that would make the joke on him

    Ivar on
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Happy Birthday Tuberino.

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  • FalxFalx Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    What tribute did your terrified subjects bring you? Hoping in futility to stay your wrath from smiting their quivering forms?

    tl;dr: Show us your swag man!

    Falx on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    he got a hellboy standee and a blowjob

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  • FalxFalx Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    ... at the same time?

    Falx on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited March 2010
    oy

    my head

    Tube on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Tube did you get up to shenanigans?

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited March 2010
    oy.

    Tube on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Did you give england the full McNamara experience?

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Or at the very least did you like throw up in some pretty girl's shoes?

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  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    How do you throw up in shoes? I mean, on, sure. But in?

    Like seduce a girl and go upstairs for some foot fetish shenanigans and then BAM

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Picture yourself blitzed, hammered, absolutely four sheets to the wind pissed. You're stumbling around (and by The Power you can feel it welling inside you) but at the same time you've got a level head, you gotta think through this. You beat feet for the nearest lavatory when you trip over the pile of shoes at the door. You go to one knee, and the contents of your stomach slosh like the devil's own butter churn.

    You're gonna puke, its going beyond your control. You look around for a vessel, something to contain the puke. You see a pair of boots, your best friend's shoes, sandals (you instantly dismiss these) a lone dress shoe (no good - you don't want to piss off two people if your puke goes beyond what one shoe can contain) when suddenly you spy a pair of smart women's shoes that belong to a cute piece you met earlier at the party. With what your inebriated mind passes for logic, you decide that, well, if you ruin her shoes, maybe you'll have to buy her new ones, maybe you'll go along to make sure she isn't cheating you, maybe you get coffee or a light meal afterward, a phone number and a wink, by God, the future is limitless.

    Only you're puking in a shoe at three in the morning and they're not even her shoes.

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  • IvarIvar Oslo, NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    This is fuckin' poetry

    Ivar on
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