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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Is there a difference between Software Developer and Software Engineer?

    One talks about it, the other one has to actually do it.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited March 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    I don't think Jacob's Ladder gets enough credit for how influential it's been.

    It's pretty much the manual for how to make a Silent Hill game.

    Echo on
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    I would wish for more arable land in countries currently facing starvation. Enough that families could grow enough for themselves without having to rely on dictatorial regimes to share food drops. It wouldn't solve all the problems, but it would form a better base for the people.

    a good genie would plunk all that land down right on top of any bodies of water in the area and on top of any large roads or highways obliterating any commerce :P

    Genie, not djinn.

    If the guy comes out and he doesn't talk like Robin Williams I'm putting him back in the bottle.

    You see, Loren? See!

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    djinn

    that is an unpleasant word

    I like djinn mustard. And soup djinn.

    Drez on
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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    djinn

    that is an unpleasant word

    Yeah, pretty much.

    Japan - That's a kinda cool looking bike, actually.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Echo wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I don't think Jacob's Ladder gets enough credit for how influential it's been.

    It's pretty much the manual for how to make a Silent Hill game.

    Seriously, right down to that speed-up-the-camera-while-somebody-wiggles-his-head-around business.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure that my one wish would be better for everyone.


    Everyone.

    You're going to wish that everyone is bisexual, aren't you?

    Well

    not directly

    Is it something about true gender equality, or is that also implied?

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Drez wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    djinn

    that is an unpleasant word

    I like djinn mustard. And soup djinn.

    Djinn and tonics?

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I don't think Jacob's Ladder gets enough credit for how influential it's been.

    It's pretty much the manual for how to make a Silent Hill game.

    Seriously, right down to that speed-up-the-camera-while-somebody-wiggles-his-head-around business.

    The thing I like most about Jacob's Ladder is that it has the exact kind of overarching plot that critics generally despise, but does an amazing job with it and has been critically acclaimed as a result.

    It's a fantastic movie.

    Drez on
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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    djinn

    that is an unpleasant word

    I like djinn mustard. And soup djinn.

    Djinn and tonics?

    eli whitney and his cotton djinn?

    dlinfiniti on
    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2010
    i have awful memories of that word

    Organichu on
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Is there a difference between Software Developer and Software Engineer?
    I don't work in any of related fields, but I would assume that a Software Developer is a guy who develops specific applications of software to fulfill specific purposes, while a Software Engineer is someone who works on developing new forms of software.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Drez wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    djinn

    that is an unpleasant word

    I like djinn mustard. And soup djinn.
    One time I found a lamp and when I rubbed it this big blue dude came stumbling out and slurring. Turns out he was a djinn rummy.

    Bama on
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Drez wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I don't think Jacob's Ladder gets enough credit for how influential it's been.

    It's pretty much the manual for how to make a Silent Hill game.

    Seriously, right down to that speed-up-the-camera-while-somebody-wiggles-his-head-around business.

    The thing I like most about Jacob's Ladder is that it has the exact kind of overarching plot that critics generally despise, but does an amazing job with it and has been critically acclaimed as a result.

    It's a fantastic movie.

    Yep. It's pretty much the model for "it was all a dream!" movies.

    I don't think Donnie Darko or Abre Los Ojos would exist if not for that movie.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Is there a difference between Software Developer and Software Engineer?

    One talks about it, the other one has to actually do it.

    I do both, does that make me a Software Devgineer or a Software Enveloper?

    RMS Oceanic on
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    i have awful memories of that word

    Djinn Rummy

    Nerdgasmic on
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Japan - That's a kinda cool looking bike, actually.

    And it can be ridden in normal clothes (even a skirt), it is possible to mount it in a dignified fashion because you don't have to sling a leg over it, and is surprisingly good at carrying loads because all the weight is slung low down.

    japan on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i have awful memories of that word

    Djinn Rummy

    :\

    Organichu on
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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i have awful memories of that word

    Djinn Rummy

    :\

    jinbr5.jpg

    dlinfiniti on
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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    As far as I'm concerned, RMS, they're the same term. Apparently "programmer" can apply to any idiot that can make an macro, so there's some job title inflation going on.

    Bama on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Feral wrote: »

    Yep. It's pretty much the model for "it was all a dream!" movies.

    I don't think Donnie Darko or Abre Los Ojos would exist if not for that movie.

    *Things to fix when I get a time machine

    Kill the guy who does Jacobs Ladder.

    Also have sex with Sophia Loren

    What I have to do something for me you bastards!

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    @Reimann: Are you talking about FOV, or something else?

    It's related to that yeah.

    Basicially, with 3d systems you go through 3 basic steps (and optionally many other steps for things like shaders) in order to figure out where a point in 3d space will be drawn onto the screen. Each of these is a matrix multiplacation representing a homomorphism (eg: any combination of scaling, rotating, and translating).

    The last one is squashing the rotated / scaled / translated points from a 3d space (potentially 4d if you are using quaternions) down into the 2d position on the screen. This involves a scaling factor. Basicially, you want things that are far away to be "smaller". And you can use geometry to calculate exactly what that number should be. But the correct number always looks wrong in a weird MC Escher kind of way.

    So 3d programmers just wing it and tweak the number from what is "correct" to what actually looks good.

    RiemannLives on
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    What bad memories do you associate with Djinn, Organ?

    Nerdgasmic on
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »

    Yep. It's pretty much the model for "it was all a dream!" movies.

    I don't think Donnie Darko or Abre Los Ojos would exist if not for that movie.

    *Things to fix when I get a time machine

    Kill the guy who does Jacobs Ladder.

    Also have sex with Sophia Loren

    What I have to do something for me you bastards!
    You don't need a time machine for that second one.
    41317.jpg

    matt has a problem on
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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    i have awful memories of that word

    Why?
    japan wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Japan - That's a kinda cool looking bike, actually.

    And it can be ridden in normal clothes (even a skirt), it is possible to mount it in a dignified fashion because you don't have to sling a leg over it, and is surprisingly good at carrying loads because all the weight is slung low down.

    And yet more benefits. I'll look for one if ever I live somewhere flat, which doesn't seem likely.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    japan wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Japan - That's a kinda cool looking bike, actually.

    And it can be ridden in normal clothes (even a skirt), it is possible to mount it in a dignified fashion because you don't have to sling a leg over it, and is surprisingly good at carrying loads because all the weight is slung low down.

    Sexual innuendo.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i have awful memories of that word

    Why?
    japan wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Japan - That's a kinda cool looking bike, actually.

    And it can be ridden in normal clothes (even a skirt), it is possible to mount it in a dignified fashion because you don't have to sling a leg over it, and is surprisingly good at carrying loads because all the weight is slung low down.

    And yet more benefits. I'll look for one if ever I live somewhere flat, which doesn't seem likely.

    I'm far cheaper than a bike and all of those things can be done to me.

    Drez on
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    Dr Mario KartDr Mario Kart Games Dealer Austin, TXRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Many of the countries facing starvation did have good land before they wrecked the place due to some combination of lack of government regulation/libertarianism/tragedy of the commons.

    For instance, Haiti and the Dominican Republic. Among their differences is that Haiti is nearly completely deforested and one of the regimes in the DC kept their forests under wraps.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    You don't need a time machine for that second one.
    41317.jpg

    Yeah but if I'm going back in time, well I might as well get some primo box.

    Preacher on
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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    @Reimann: Are you talking about FOV, or something else?

    It's related to that yeah.

    Basicially, with 3d systems you go through 3 basic steps (and optionally many other steps for things like shaders) in order to figure out where a point in 3d space will be drawn onto the screen. Each of these is a matrix multiplacation representing a homomorphism (eg: any combination of scaling, rotating, and translating).

    The last one is squashing the rotated / scaled / translated points from a 3d space (potentially 4d if you are using quaternions) down into the 2d position on the screen. This involves a scaling factor. Basicially, you want things that are far away to be "smaller". And you can use geometry to calculate exactly what that number should be. But the correct number always looks wrong in a weird MC Escher kind of way.

    So 3d programmers just wing it and tweak the number from what is "correct" to what actually looks good.
    huh. It has been a good while since I set up the projection parameters myself but I don't remember this issue.

    Bama on
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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Goddamn, I am going to be so sad when I use up all the Mystery Science theatre 3000 available on Netflix INstant Stream.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I took my genie to a dealer to get a new one

    but the trade-djinn value was too low

    skippydumptruck on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Many of the countries facing starvation did have good land before they wrecked the place due to some combination of lack of government regulation/libertarianism/tragedy of the commons.

    For instance, Haiti and the Dominican Republic. Among their differences is that Haiti is nearly completely deforested and one of the regimes in the DC kept their forests under wraps.

    Racist.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    We should play BC2 together, ProfM.

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Is there a difference between Software Developer and Software Engineer?
    I don't work in any of related fields, but I would assume that a Software Developer is a guy who develops specific applications of software to fulfill specific purposes, while a Software Engineer is someone who works on developing new forms of software.

    Titles vary enourmously between different companies. I've met some people who swear up and down there is a difference between the two. But most companies use either one term or the other for essentially the same jobs.

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Man, I love it when MST3K does a "so bad it's good" movie. I get the joy of watching an angry zombie with a bat murder teenagers AND hear some robots riff off it!

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    We should play BC2 together, ProfM.

    Oh that reminds me: I bought Bad Company 2 this morning.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    I took my genie to a dealer to get a new one

    but the trade-djinn value was too low

    boooo hiss booooo

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Goddamn, I am going to be so sad when I use up all the Mystery Science theatre 3000 available on Netflix INstant Stream.

    Has greenpeace taught you nothing?

    You have to conserve these finite resources! MST3k eps are like fossil fuels. Ain't no more dinosaur bones coming anytime soon.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I took my genie to a dealer to get a new one

    but the trade-djinn value was too low

    boooo hiss booooo
    Oh hush. You didn't even try to set yours up and I had already used it!

    Bama on
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