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[Chat] with the Devil

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I need to find out where to buy a sump pump other than amazon. The local home depot and lowes are sold out.
    What about smaller hardware stores? Ace/True Value?

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Alright, bro, are you ready to do this?

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'm on. Just finished downloading the latest patch.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Was expecting Running with the devil and Van Halen chat.

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Writing a story about a women who falls in love with a ghost, without either of them knowing he's not a regular guy. If I finish it, it will be hell of long, since I've thus far written a good chunk of a conversation around the middle and it's about 1700 words.

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I'm on. Just finished downloading the latest patch.

    Ventrilo.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Sheep, have you tried reading SE++'s BC2 thread?

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Writing a story about a women who falls in love with a ghost, without either of them knowing he's not a regular guy. If I finish it, it will be hell of long, since I've thus far written a good chunk of a conversation around the middle and it's about 1600 words.

    I want to write a story where a society of robots creates organic life in their image to work for them and to make their lives easier but than the organic lifeforms revolt.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    mmm...

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I had an idea for a short thing where a hanging was described in masturbatory language

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Writing a story about a women who falls in love with a ghost, without either of them knowing he's not a regular guy. If I finish it, it will be hell of long, since I've thus far written a good chunk of a conversation around the middle and it's about 1600 words.

    I want to write a story where a society of robots creates organic life in their image to work for them and to make their lives easier but than the organic lifeforms revolt.

    Ew, why would you make slaves that need to sleep and poop all the time?

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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    oh god i guess my little brother fucked his girlfriend in the butt

    this is bullshit, how is he getting regular sex with a committed partner and i'm not

    he shits his pants

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    I'm not even a foody, but the way that chicken is prepared and then served on pasta with marinara? Also sweet potatoes with white gravy?

    I mean I cook very rarely but that just sounds like the most random shit thrown together.

    Yes. She thinks that's how you do fusion cuisine. I've tried to explain that one's cooking experiments should be gradual, maybe try a little thyme in place of rosemary but she doesn't listen well.

    God if that food were an outfit it would be like a wedding dress with snow pants on.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    one last jerk

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    I need to find out where to buy a sump pump other than amazon. The local home depot and lowes are sold out.
    What about smaller hardware stores? Ace/True Value?

    Ace sucks. They only had one. As did Wal-Mart.

    Home Depot has one for $105 with free shipping so that'll probably be the one.

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  • One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Was expecting Running with the devil and Van Halen chat.

    For a second I thought it was Shout at the Devil. Then I realized that the second word didn't fit.

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I need to find out where to buy a sump pump other than amazon. The local home depot and lowes are sold out.
    What about smaller hardware stores? Ace/True Value?

    Ace sucks. They only had one. As did Wal-Mart.

    Home Depot has one for $105 with free shipping so that'll probably be the one.

    walmart?

    edit you ninja edited

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    oh god i guess my little brother fucked his girlfriend in the butt

    this is bullshit, how is he getting regular sex with a committed partner and i'm not

    he shits his pants

    This is the 14 year old who wanted you to get him drugs?

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    oh god i guess my little brother fucked his girlfriend in the butt

    this is bullshit, how is he getting regular sex with a committed partner and i'm not

    he shits his pants

    Habitually?

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I liked Van Halen until they went all poppy sounding and started using synthisizers. Good god I hate the song Jump.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    oh god i guess my little brother fucked his girlfriend in the butt

    this is bullshit, how is he getting regular sex with a committed partner and i'm not

    he shits his pants

    Well obviously he's the better lover.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    I liked Van Halen until they went all poppy sounding and started using synthisizers. Good god I hate the song Jump.

    Synthesizers are great, man.

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    oh god i guess my little brother fucked his girlfriend in the butt

    this is bullshit, how is he getting regular sex with a committed partner and i'm not

    he shits his pants

    whaaaaaaat?

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    fuck gendered marketing
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    oh god i guess my little brother fucked his girlfriend in the butt

    this is bullshit, how is he getting regular sex with a committed partner and i'm not

    he shits his pants

    Organichu

    You and me are more alike than you know.

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    I'm not even a foody, but the way that chicken is prepared and then served on pasta with marinara? Also sweet potatoes with white gravy?

    I mean I cook very rarely but that just sounds like the most random shit thrown together.

    Yes. She thinks that's how you do fusion cuisine. I've tried to explain that one's cooking experiments should be gradual, maybe try a little thyme in place of rosemary but she doesn't listen well.

    God if that food were an outfit it would be like a wedding dress with snow pants on.

    Bright orange snow pants.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    oh god i guess my little brother fucked his girlfriend in the butt

    this is bullshit, how is he getting regular sex with a committed partner and i'm not

    he shits his pants

    This is the 14 year old who wanted you to get him drugs?

    nah that was a cousin

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I liked Van Halen until they went all poppy sounding and started using synthisizers. Good god I hate the song Jump.

    Synthesizers are great, man.

    They are ok with certain bands. Van Halen sucked with them though.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    How old is he, Organ?

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Damn, I have to stop watching MST3K on netflix because it's lagging the landlord's Modern Warfare 2. Fuuuuuuuck.

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Writing a story about a women who falls in love with a ghost, without either of them knowing he's not a regular guy. If I finish it, it will be hell of long, since I've thus far written a good chunk of a conversation around the middle and it's about 1700 words.

    I want to write a story where a society of robots creates organic life in their image to work for them and to make their lives easier but than the organic lifeforms revolt.
    I contend that yours is weirder than mine.

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  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    oh god i guess my little brother fucked his girlfriend in the butt

    this is bullshit, how is he getting regular sex with a committed partner and i'm not

    he shits his pants

    Well, if it makes you feel any better, his girlfriend will also now probably do so as well.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Organ, how old is this brother?

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    How old is he, Organ?

    Isn't he like, 8?

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    fuck gendered marketing
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Shit, now I don't know what I"m going to do with the rest of my day.

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Damn, I have to stop watching MST3K on netflix because it's lagging the landlord's Modern Warfare 2. Fuuuuuuuck.

    This sounds like a terrible living arrangement.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    he's 18

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    oh god i guess my little brother fucked his girlfriend in the butt

    this is bullshit, how is he getting regular sex with a committed partner and i'm not

    he shits his pants

    This is the 14 year old who wanted you to get him drugs?

    nah that was a cousin

    Sometimes you get a dry spell. He will too. Or you could just shoot him.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    man you know maybe I should actually try to find a lady

    I poop in the toilet

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I met a cute single lady this past weekend.

    So far I have not pooped on her.

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    stop talking about poop

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    fuck gendered marketing
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