Club PA 2.0 has arrived! If you'd like to access some extra PA content and help support the forums, check it out at patreon.com/ClubPA
The image size limit has been raised to 1mb! Anything larger than that should be linked to. This is a HARD limit, please do not abuse it.
Our new Indie Games subforum is now open for business in G&T. Go and check it out, you might land a code for a free game. If you're developing an indie game and want to post about it, follow these directions. If you don't, he'll break your legs! Hahaha! Seriously though.
Our rules have been updated and given their own forum. Go and look at them! They are nice, and there may be new ones that you didn't know about! Hooray for rules! Hooray for The System! Hooray for Conforming!

[Chat] with the Devil

15758606263

Posts

  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited March 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I guess. I will admit that I use pre-made stocks pretty much whenever I'm cooking. I just don't use enough of it to justify actually making up batches of stock.

    I made a large quantity of concentrated turkey stock from the carcass last thanksgiving, but it went rancid in the freezer. it was disgusting.

    i haven't had good luck with trying to freeze stock. it just doesn't last that long.
    You might need to adjust your freezer temp. Stock shouldn't go rancid in the freezer in just a few months. Believe me, I've still got roughly ten quarts of the stuff in ours.

    Yeah I will check on that. I stored the stuff in a ziploc freezer bag, which doesn't strike me as a bad choice. it shouldn't have turned in 4 months i don't think.

    i dunno. maybe i didn't let it cool enough before freezing it. or maybe I didn't skim enough fat off it.

    Irond Will on
    Wqdwp8l.png
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Res wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    I'm arguing with someone over whether WBC has the right to protest at soldiers' funerals

    It's really obvious they want to flip out on me but at the same time they're punctuating everything they say with shit like "You're a hero!!!" and "God bless you!!!"

    It's actually really funny

    WBC has the right to protest.

    They also have the right to be jeered at for doing so though.

    Pretty much my argument

    Thank you for reaffirming my thoughts on this matter

    they should just increase the legal distance they have to be away from the actual funeral.

    to about 23 miles.

    You can't remove someone from public property just because they disagree with you about something.

    http://www.house.leg.state.mn.us/hinfo/newlawsart2006-0.asp?yearid=2006&storyid=346

    just do that

    Dunadan019 on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    japan wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    will was effluent

    I feel like this is a technically correct, but unfamiliar use of this word.

    He's saying Will is full of shit.

    Thomamelas on
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    japan wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    will was effluent

    I feel like this is a technically correct, but unfamiliar use of this word.

    like, "the heaps of cultural awareness flowed from his mouth like rivers of shit" kinda usage

    Organichu on
  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    japan wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    will was effluent

    I feel like this is a technically correct, but unfamiliar use of this word.

    Quite simply, he farts culture and belches decorum.

    firewaterword on
    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    _J_ wrote: »
    I'm not a fan of plants growing into living things. I'm pretty sure I've had that nightmare.

    Mythbusters tested a theory of using bamboo as a torture device. Like, is your skin stronger than the growing power of bamboo?

    Results were not pretty. It grew right through their simulade like it wasn't even there.

    And quickly. Like in a day, it had already pierced the skin.

    Mythbusters is the opposite of proof.

    Sigh, J. J J J J J.

    If were standing together, this is the point where I'd clamp my hand on your shoulder.

    I disagree with your notion of Mythbusters being the opposite of truth, as I find their program to be informative and exciting. They would make Sagan proud. But I won't argue with you, for I know that only leads to heartache and a string of "What the fuck is wrong with you, J?" posts.

    JustinSane07 on
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck and yet it moves Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    well my thing with tattoos (if i get them) is that i want to incorporate my scars into them

    and i don't know which one would work, seeing as the one near my heart would be spoken for

    stop being a wiener and get a tattoo

    skippydumptruck on
  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'm not a fan of plants growing into living things. I'm pretty sure I've had that nightmare.

    Mythbusters tested a theory of using bamboo as a torture device. Like, is your skin stronger than the growing power of bamboo?

    Results were not pretty. It grew right through their simulade like it wasn't even there.

    And quickly. Like in a day, it had already pierced the skin.

    in olden days

    they would chain you up and then put a metal cauldron on your stomach

    put some rats in the cauldron

    and then put hot coals on top of it

    it would burn you a little, but mostly it would make the rats go fucking crazy and eat their way to safety through your innards

    The horrible ways you can die or people can kill you makes me want to euthanize myself right now to avoid it.

    electricitylikesme on
  • EchoEcho Moderator mod
    edited March 2010
    I aim to please.

    Hello, new person. Have you had your introductory ritual yet?

    If not, I'll go get the barrel of fish and the angry badger.

    Echo on
    Echo wrote: »
    Let they who have not posted about their balls in the wrong thread cast the first stone.
  • SarksusSarksus JUST PRINTRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I had to show Will how to correctly hold a tea cup without a handle as it is done in venerable Nippon.

    Sarksus on
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'm not a fan of plants growing into living things. I'm pretty sure I've had that nightmare.

    Mythbusters tested a theory of using bamboo as a torture device. Like, is your skin stronger than the growing power of bamboo?

    Results were not pretty. It grew right through their simulade like it wasn't even there.

    And quickly. Like in a day, it had already pierced the skin.

    in olden days

    they would chain you up and then put a metal cauldron on your stomach

    put some rats in the cauldron

    and then put hot coals on top of it

    it would burn you a little, but mostly it would make the rats go fucking crazy and eat their way to safety through your innards

    this was featured in the fourth terry goodkind novel

    Organichu on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    well my thing with tattoos (if i get them) is that i want to incorporate my scars into them

    and i don't know which one would work, seeing as the one near my heart would be spoken for

    stop being a wiener and get a tattoo

    you make a compelling point

    Arch on
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    I'm not a fan of plants growing into living things. I'm pretty sure I've had that nightmare.

    566246-bellossom_super.jpg

    It wants to rape your butt!

    _J_ on
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    I'm not a fan of plants growing into living things. I'm pretty sure I've had that nightmare.

    Mythbusters tested a theory of using bamboo as a torture device. Like, is your skin stronger than the growing power of bamboo?

    Results were not pretty. It grew right through their simulade like it wasn't even there.

    And quickly. Like in a day, it had already pierced the skin.

    in olden days

    they would chain you up and then put a metal cauldron on your stomach

    put some rats in the cauldron

    and then put hot coals on top of it

    it would burn you a little, but mostly it would make the rats go fucking crazy and eat their way to safety through your innards

    That story always creeps me out. Those kinds of torture devices make water boarding seem boring by comparison.

    JustinSane07 on
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck and yet it moves Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    I'm not a fan of plants growing into living things. I'm pretty sure I've had that nightmare.

    Mythbusters tested a theory of using bamboo as a torture device. Like, is your skin stronger than the growing power of bamboo?

    Results were not pretty. It grew right through their simulade like it wasn't even there.

    And quickly. Like in a day, it had already pierced the skin.

    in olden days

    they would chain you up and then put a metal cauldron on your stomach

    put some rats in the cauldron

    and then put hot coals on top of it

    it would burn you a little, but mostly it would make the rats go fucking crazy and eat their way to safety through your innards

    this was featured in the fourth terry goodkind novel

    really?

    skippydumptruck on
  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »

    It really does fall into the niche of "I really don't have more then 10 minutes" recipes. And I'm wondering if we're running into one of the issues where the same item is made with a different recipe in different places.

    Honestly I use cream of mushroom with a couple meals because it tastes fine to me and I'd rather not spend the time making the base dirtying the dishes. I guess I'm just not enough of a foodie to give a shit either way. If that makes me low class fuck it I'm an american white male living in the suburbs I'm a walking cliche already.

    you are living the dream preach

    but yeah you need to save your energy so that you can mow the lawn and shit

    Nah I live in a condo no lawn to mow. Though I apparently got signed up to clean the gutters (I'm a top floor unit so doing this prevents water from leaking into my unit).

    I am defensive about using it as a base ingrediant, because I swear the tone I'm taking from the posts is "Oh thats what low people do." Honestly I don't even know how to do the base and could care less to learn. Chat tends to treat home prepared meals like if you didn't do it by scratch its like you just made a tv dinner.

    If I made you feel such, it was unintentional.

    It's just not something I would ever do (due to the way I have been taught to cook) and I kinda wanted to know why it's so common in the US.

    BobCesca on
  • SarksusSarksus JUST PRINTRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    I'm not a fan of plants growing into living things. I'm pretty sure I've had that nightmare.

    Mythbusters tested a theory of using bamboo as a torture device. Like, is your skin stronger than the growing power of bamboo?

    Results were not pretty. It grew right through their simulade like it wasn't even there.

    And quickly. Like in a day, it had already pierced the skin.

    in olden days

    they would chain you up and then put a metal cauldron on your stomach

    put some rats in the cauldron

    and then put hot coals on top of it

    it would burn you a little, but mostly it would make the rats go fucking crazy and eat their way to safety through your innards

    this was featured in the fourth terry goodkind novel

    Of course it was!

    I am disappointed we forgot to discuss Goodkind this past weekend.

    Sarksus on
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited March 2010
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    I am struck by the irony of the champions of proper cooking technique and style in this thread both being Scottish.

    I'm not Scottish.

    Also, I really do think it's a cultural thing. British cooking tends not to use cans of pre-made stuff, or, at least, not the cooking I've ever done (except for that horrible book Delia brought out a coupke of years ago)

    American culture kind of came into its own in the 1940s and 1950s, which is why a whole lot of our culture presupposes manufactured goods and it's why most of our cities are nothing but sprawling suburbs that require a car to get anywhere.

    Irond Will on
    Wqdwp8l.png
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    kakos/bobcesca

    "the clouds is like...a whole play about fart jokes"

    do you agree y/n

    Arch on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    so i have a job

    i'd be hawking AmEx cards at an airport kiosk

    which is not a very stable or reliable income

    but compared to the no job i have now, it's at least something

    still hoping that TigerDirect calls me at the end of the week and offers me the corporate sales position, which is much more of a real job

    but as an emergency fallback, it ain't bad

    Pony on
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I am pissed

    wendys gacve me a normal burger instead of my baconator

    nexuscrawler on
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck and yet it moves Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    well my thing with tattoos (if i get them) is that i want to incorporate my scars into them

    and i don't know which one would work, seeing as the one near my heart would be spoken for

    stop being a wiener and get a tattoo

    you make a compelling point

    dude, it's like virginity

    if you hype it up to be satin sheets and white roses, you're going to be disappointed

    plus you miss out on years of sex

    so just go get one done, blow your tattoo wad

    and then you can start thinking about your second, and third, and

    skippydumptruck on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    so i have a job

    i'd be hawking AmEx cards at an airport kiosk

    which is not a very stable or reliable income

    but compared to the no job i have now, it's at least something

    still hoping that TigerDirect calls me at the end of the week and offers me the corporate sales position, which is much more of a real job

    but as an emergency fallback, it ain't bad

    congrats and good luck!

    Arch on
  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'm not a fan of plants growing into living things. I'm pretty sure I've had that nightmare.

    Mythbusters tested a theory of using bamboo as a torture device. Like, is your skin stronger than the growing power of bamboo?

    Results were not pretty. It grew right through their simulade like it wasn't even there.

    And quickly. Like in a day, it had already pierced the skin.

    in olden days

    they would chain you up and then put a metal cauldron on your stomach

    put some rats in the cauldron

    and then put hot coals on top of it

    it would burn you a little, but mostly it would make the rats go fucking crazy and eat their way to safety through your innards

    The horrible ways you can die or people can kill you makes me want to euthanize myself right now to avoid it.

    When I was like 9 or 10 or something, my older brothers took me to this medieval torture museum thing they used to have at Fisherman's Wharf in SF.

    There was all kinds of god awful shit in there like that.

    Scarred me right proper, that!

    firewaterword on
    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    kakos/bobcesca

    "the clouds is like...a whole play about fart jokes"

    do you agree y/n

    n.

    BobCesca on
  • mattsproblemmattsproblem Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Res wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    I'm arguing with someone over whether WBC has the right to protest at soldiers' funerals

    It's really obvious they want to flip out on me but at the same time they're punctuating everything they say with shit like "You're a hero!!!" and "God bless you!!!"

    It's actually really funny

    WBC has the right to protest.

    They also have the right to be jeered at for doing so though.

    Pretty much my argument

    Thank you for reaffirming my thoughts on this matter

    they should just increase the legal distance they have to be away from the actual funeral.

    to about 23 miles.

    You can't remove someone from public property just because they disagree with you about something.
    I wonder if you could apply slander/libel statues to them protesting a funeral, since they're protesting it based on the belief that the dead person is being punished for sins. Basically say that by protesting they're slandering the dead person's good name, and sue for that.
    You'd have to prove that the person's "good name" is going to be (in the future) negatively affected by their supposedly libelous behavior and I can't see any judge in the US ruling in favor of a dead person's "good name".

    mattsproblem on
    DtfqR.jpg
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    it was, yes

    cara (the mord-sith) is mostly fearless and super ruthless, but she is terrified of rats

    and drefan, richard's half brother, decides to torture her by placing rats inside an upturned pot, atop her bare stomach

    and she's already freaking out because like, fuck rats, you know?, but then he puts the hot coals atop the pot

    and he's all "THEY WILL BURROW THROUGH YOU, TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO HEAR OR THEY WILL EAT UR GUTS"

    shit was o.o

    Organichu on
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited March 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    we went to a japanese restaurant sunday night and suddenly will was effluent and well-versed on japanese history, culture, and etiquette as it pertains to a communal meal

    i half expected him to order for the table in fluent japanese

    I had kakos look up the japanese for "chopsticks" for me so i could use it

    I did this solely to shame sarksus

    Irond Will on
    Wqdwp8l.png
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    so i have a job

    i'd be hawking AmEx cards at an airport kiosk

    Woo-hoo!

    _J_ on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    BobCesca wrote: »

    If I made you feel such, it was unintentional.

    It's just not something I would ever do (due to the way I have been taught to cook) and I kinda wanted to know why it's so common in the US.

    The US as a culture is very fast paced, I was raised to cook as a way of delivering food for consumption. A means to an end. Kind of like you drive to get to work, I cook to get to food. So from what I've seen a lot of american recipes use short cuts to make a meal easier for the preparer to get it to their family.

    Personally I rarely make a meal on a m-thu night that would take longer than 30 minutes from bang to bullets.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    my wife makes some sort of crap with cream of mushroom soup.

    i pretty much just judge her and refuse to eat any.

    a. cream of mushroom stuff always kinda looks like dog vomit/sausage gravy - nasty.
    b. who knows whats in that shit - me, its probably like 60% soy. which is also nasty.
    c. anything not made from scratch might as well be a tv dinner for all i care - yechhh

    thisisntwally on
    #someshit
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    So I was thinking of getting Forza 3 and so I went into the G&T thread and started reading it. But it's left me puzzled when someone mentioned "unholy modifications" to a Veyron. I'm trying to figure out what mods you'd even make to that car short of maybe lightening it a little. It's not like you're gonna strap a third engine in that bad boy.

    Thomamelas on
  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    so i have a job

    i'd be hawking AmEx cards at an airport kiosk

    which is not a very stable or reliable income

    but compared to the no job i have now, it's at least something

    still hoping that TigerDirect calls me at the end of the week and offers me the corporate sales position, which is much more of a real job

    but as an emergency fallback, it ain't bad

    I just got one of them fancy Amex cash card things with the blue hologram whats it. It's pretty neat. Having a new card makes me spend a lot of money I don't need to be spending though.

    firewaterword on
    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
  • Orochi_RockmanOrochi_Rockman __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2010
    I am pissed

    wendys gacve me a normal burger instead of my baconator

    I would like to live in a world where there is not actually a hamburger named the "Baconator".

    Orochi_Rockman on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »

    If I made you feel such, it was unintentional.

    It's just not something I would ever do (due to the way I have been taught to cook) and I kinda wanted to know why it's so common in the US.

    The US as a culture is very fast paced, I was raised to cook as a way of delivering food for consumption. A means to an end. Kind of like you drive to get to work, I cook to get to food. So from what I've seen a lot of american recipes use short cuts to make a meal easier for the preparer to get it to their family.

    Personally I rarely make a meal on a m-thu night that would take longer than 30 minutes from bang to bullets.

    Dude preacher this makes so much sense you have no idea

    Arch on
  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Echo wrote: »
    I aim to please.

    Hello, new person. Have you had your introductory ritual yet?

    If not, I'll go get the barrel of fish and the angry badger.

    She has to read all of Obs' old posts and K_A's creepy stuff

    Zen Vulgarity on
    oVSbgTI.png For more artwork like this, check out Jakub Rozalski's imgur
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck and yet it moves Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    it was, yes

    cara (the mord-sith) is mostly fearless and super ruthless, but she is terrified of rats

    and drefan, richard's half brother, decides to torture her by placing rats inside an upturned pot, atop her bare stomach

    and she's already freaking out because like, fuck rats, you know?, but then he puts the hot coals atop the pot

    and he's all "THEY WILL BURROW THROUGH YOU, TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO HEAR OR THEY WILL EAT UR GUTS"

    shit was o.o

    I AM PROTECTED BY MY MORAL CLARITY

    I WOULD RATHER FUCK A DEMON WITH A POINTY PHALLUS

    ETC

    skippydumptruck on
  • SarksusSarksus JUST PRINTRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    we went to a japanese restaurant sunday night and suddenly will was effluent and well-versed on japanese history, culture, and etiquette as it pertains to a communal meal

    i half expected him to order for the table in fluent japanese

    I had kakos look up the japanese for "chopsticks" for me so i could use it

    I did this solely to shame sarksus

    Everyone made fun of me just because I watch a little anime.

    Sarksus on
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    so i have a job

    i'd be hawking AmEx cards at an airport kiosk

    Promise me you won't pursue people who are obviously not interested across the concourse like an abandoned puppy.

    Also congrats, but I do hope you find something better.

    japan on
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    I am pissed

    wendys gacve me a normal burger instead of my baconator

    I would like to live in a world where there is not actually a hamburger named the "Baconator".

    I would like to live in a world where every hamburger is named 'baconator".

    _J_ on
This discussion has been closed.