[Chat] with the Devil

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited March 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    dear christ I just caught myself dancing naked for my cat's amusement

    and I haven't even started drinking yet

    You had me at dancing.

    Elki on
    smCQ5WE.jpg
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    CNN discovers that Japan is full of perverts

    Welcome to the early 90s, CNN.

    Yeah I mean, it's sad to say but, uh, games where you rape people is nothing new or surprising in Japan.

    Which is all sorts of fucked up, really.

    Oh it is intensly fucked up.

    It's just amazing that a news organization found out something we've known since, like, ever.

    Pretty sure there was once a text-based game like this.

    _J_ on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    dear christ I just caught myself dancing naked for my cat's amusement

    and I haven't even started drinking yet

    You're putting the pussy on the pedestal.

    :lol:

    Okay okay. This seriously made me laugh out loud.

    Time for me to go return some books to the library and activate my new debit card.

    Later my lovelies.

    Inquisitor on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Winky doesn't know how to interact with human beings except on a cellular level underneath a binocular compound microscope with planachromatic fully multi-coated 100x oil objectives.

    Yes, I use my injection microscope to penetrate them through their vulvas and fill their gonads with genetic material.

    Hey, at least I've been in a relationship before.

    She wasn't even a nematode either.

    hey baby, wanna do the horizontal gene transfer?

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    heh

    i love seeing that cheerleader I had sex with on tv

    Casual Eddy on
    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    _J_ wrote: »
    CNN discovers that Japan is full of perverts

    Welcome to the early 90s, CNN.

    19th century. Look up tentacle erotica on Wikipedia or "joshua handley octopus."

    Couscous on
  • NotchNotch PottsfieldRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Oh man fuck this living on $20 until payday bullshit. Fuck it right up it's ass.

    I hate this too.


    I hate that you have to live off $20 until your next paycheck.

    Notch on
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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    heh

    i love seeing that cheerleader I had sex with on tv

    wut

    nexuscrawler on
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    dear christ I just caught myself dancing naked for my cat's amusement

    and I haven't even started drinking yet

    hahahaha what

    She wasn't even amused

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Winky doesn't know how to interact with human beings except on a cellular level underneath a binocular compound microscope with planachromatic fully multi-coated 100x oil objectives.

    Yes, I use my injection microscope to penetrate them through their vulvas and fill their gonads with genetic material.

    Hey, at least I've been in a relationship before.

    She wasn't even a nematode either.

    hey baby, wanna do the horizontal gene transfer?

    Extend your pilus over here honey and let's conjugate. I have a plasmid with your name on it.

    Winky on
  • SarksusSarksus Paul Atreides holding a pugRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Man I guess you get your own place with privacy just so you can walk around naked all the time and dance at cats.

    Sarksus on
  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    heh

    i love seeing that cheerleader I had sex with on tv

    Yeah, look at you, all fucking smug and proud.

    God I'm so lonely. :(

    stevemarks44 on
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    espn plays unc games most of the time. you can see the cheerleader I banged on tv!

    Casual Eddy on
    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Couscous wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    CNN discovers that Japan is full of perverts

    Welcome to the early 90s, CNN.

    19th century. Look up tentacle erotica on Wikipedia or "joshua handley octopus."

    Someone needs to break this story.

    Only CNN can report breaking news...from the 1800s.

    _J_ on
  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Man you know what's really pathetic? China jails an Australian citizen for 10 years in a closed-doors court case that suspiciously coincides with us rejecting them buying out Rio Tinto, and if not related to that, certainly has all the elements of an internal power struggle rather then legitimate arrests...and we pretty much just suck it up.

    There's a big part of me which feels it's because the guy was named Stern Hu and looks Chinese, not like a white anglosaxon Australian. Then again, the government lately has a poor track record of advocating for Australian citizens in my opinion. We are the world's bitch.
    I like to imagine the UK has enough sway still in cases like that. Not sure how true that is though.

    Leitner on
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    hey i'm lonely too you know

    Casual Eddy on
    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    dear christ I just caught myself dancing naked for my cat's amusement

    and I haven't even started drinking yet

    you seem to be naked a lot

    deadonthestreet on
  • NotchNotch PottsfieldRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Man I guess you get your own place with privacy just so you can walk around naked all the time and dance at cats.
    Isn't that the only reason to get your own place?

    Notch on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • SarksusSarksus Paul Atreides holding a pugRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Notch wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Man I guess you get your own place with privacy just so you can walk around naked all the time and dance at cats.
    Isn't that the only reason to get your own place?

    This is the first time I've heard of it.

    Sarksus on
  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    heh

    i love seeing that cheerleader I had sex with on tv

    Yeah, look at you, all fucking smug and proud.

    God I'm so lonely. :(

    Now you've figured our this [Chat] thing.

    LaOs on
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    he can apparently lift up a lady with one hand

    Casual Eddy on
    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
  • NotchNotch PottsfieldRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    God I'm so not lonely and completely fulfilled. <3

    Notch on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    hey i'm lonely too you know

    Are...are you coming onto me?

    stevemarks44 on
  • NotchNotch PottsfieldRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Notch wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Man I guess you get your own place with privacy just so you can walk around naked all the time and dance at cats.
    Isn't that the only reason to get your own place?
    This is the first time I've heard of it.
    That's weird to me.

    Notch on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    he can apparently lift up a lady with one hand

    He apparently purely uses that ability professionally.

    Winky on
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Notch wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Man I guess you get your own place with privacy just so you can walk around naked all the time and dance at cats.
    Isn't that the only reason to get your own place?

    This is the first time I've heard of it.

    I got my own place so that I didn't have to live with someone else.

    I remain clothed and am cat-less.

    _J_ on
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'm single but not depressively lonely.

    What do I do with that?

    Nocturne on
  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Whoo cookin' for myself tonight! Dead things for dinner!

    Quid on
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    I'm single but not depressively lonely.

    What do I do with that?

    Think harder.

    Depression will come.

    _J_ on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    why would you have to get your own place to walk around naked?

    roommates can deal

    Senjutsu on
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Is J the new Obs or something?

    Didn't I just link a story about RapeLay?

    JustinSane07 on
  • SarksusSarksus Paul Atreides holding a pugRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Notch wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Notch wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Man I guess you get your own place with privacy just so you can walk around naked all the time and dance at cats.
    Isn't that the only reason to get your own place?
    This is the first time I've heard of it.
    That's weird to me.

    I generally don't get naked unless I'm taking a shower or sometimes when I'm in bed.

    Sarksus on
  • NotchNotch PottsfieldRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    _J_ wrote: »
    I got my own place so that I didn't have to live with someone else.

    I remain clothed and am cat-less.
    This seems pointless to me.

    Those are in fact the only two reasons for my existence.

    It kinda sucks that I'm allergic to cats. :[

    Notch on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    why would you have to get your own place to walk around naked?

    roommates can deal

    Solomaxwell6 on
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Notch wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Notch wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Man I guess you get your own place with privacy just so you can walk around naked all the time and dance at cats.
    Isn't that the only reason to get your own place?
    This is the first time I've heard of it.
    That's weird to me.

    I generally don't get naked unless I'm taking a shower or sometimes when I'm in bed.

    How....how sad.

    Winky on
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I pretty much never wear a shirt when I'm home.

    Nocturne on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Man I guess you get your own place with privacy just so you can walk around naked all the time and dance at cats.

    No, it's so you want walk around naked when ever you feel like it.

    Thomamelas on
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Notch wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    I got my own place so that I didn't have to live with someone else.

    I remain clothed and am cat-less.
    This seems pointless to me.

    Those are in fact the only two reasons for my existence.

    It kinda sucks that I'm allergic to cats. :[

    I would like a cat, but landlady will not allow me to get pets.

    And, aside from it being cat-less, I like this apartment.

    Also, I like pants.

    I can be convinced to remove my pants, by a lady, though.

    :winky:

    _J_ on
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Is J the new Obs or something?

    Didn't I just link a story about RapeLay?

    You didn't link it well.

    _J_ on
  • SarksusSarksus Paul Atreides holding a pugRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Am I supposed to be naked more often.

    Am I supposed to post naked.

    Sarksus on
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