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[Phalla] Space Horror GAME OVER:Extraction Victory

ZellpherZellpher Registered User regular
edited April 2010 in Critical Failures
Mayday Mayday Mayday.

This is Captain Weir of the Starship Phalla. Last known coordinates are -19.66, -6.506, -21.00. We unexpectedly ran out of fuel mid-jump. When Re-entering normal space life support systems ceased function. Since then terrible things have started happening on the ship. Unexplainable things. Eight deaths. Two men are severely wounded. It's as if the ship itself is trying to kill us. Extraction crew requested. There are eight of us left. Please send help.

-End transmission-



Space Horror Phalla

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Presented by Zellpher! Edited by Rend, who will co-host in case I catch fire or something.



What is this?
This is a Phalla for 50 people. It is set in space. There are horror elements stolen from multiple outside sources.


What is phalla?
Phalla is the Penny-Arcade Forums' version of the party game Mafia. You can learn more about this topic HERE

Rules
Each player can Vote! Do so in Red everyday. Retract in Lime, Standard phalla rules apply, you can read those HERE. Send me links to all proboards.

Special Rules
None, at least not general ones. Mechanically it is pretty straightforward, there are villagers and bad guys and some neutrals. Vote out the bad guys and the village wins. No conversions, percentages, or awesome off site character sheets. Hopefully the theme and roles will make up for the mostly milquetoast mechanics. The game in general is slightly high powered .Your chances of having something to do other than vote each day is fairly high.

Activity
Post twice, vote once each day and you should be fine. If you are terribly inactive I'll send out a warning pm and if nothing happens you will be eliminated or replaced.



DAY ENDS AT 9PM PST

DAY 1 Starts sometime between now and sunday, it depends on how quickly sign-ups are filled.

DAY ENDS AT 9PM PST, actions/votes submitted 9:00 or later will not count

Clarifications:
Are there conversions in this game?
No.

DAY ENDS AT 9PM PST, actions/votes submitted 9:00 or later will not count

Signup in a suitably colorful fashion.

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  • ZellpherZellpher Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Narrations
    Day0
    Day1
    Day2
    Day3
    Day4
    Day5
    Final


    Dead
    Kaplowski

    Day 1:Fiaryn-Technician
    A duck!-Paranoid Demolitions
    Immortal squish-Scientist
    Lonelyahava-Technician

    Robos a go go-Specimen Thrall
    Varcayn-Psychopath

    Day 2:Ronrab-Scientist
    Heavyvillain-Ghost
    Raneados-Rookie

    Sepah-Specimen Thrall
    Lady Eri-Surviving Captain
    Warban-Surviving Scientist

    adventfalls-tyrol

    Day 3:Ringo-Specimen Queen
    Shalmelo-Specimen thrall

    Teucrian-Demolitions
    Kingmole-Veteran

    Coregoon-Aspect
    Mrpsycoed-Bounty Hunter

    Day 4: Erich Zahn-Aspect
    Shamus-Aspect
    Alegis-Aspect

    Delmain-Blade Thrall
    Crimsoncoyote-Specimen Thrall

    Frostmist-Surviving Marine

    Day 5:Lucedes-Saren
    Minor Second-Specimen Thrall
    Burnage-Scientist
    MrBlarney-Aspect

    Day 6:Kime-Aspect
    jdarksun-Team Leader

    Players
    1. Shamus
    2. Burnage
    3. MundaneSoul
    4. Garret Dorigan
    5. Delmain
    6. kime
    7. AoR_Final
    8. Simonwolf
    9. Bliss 101
    10. Kias
    11. Infidel
    12. Arivia
    13. Lucedes
    14. MrBlarney
    15. WhiteWolf
    16. jdarksun
    17. Delphindaes
    18. daniant
    19. Frostmist
    20. ohtsam
    21. Alegis
    22. crimdawg
    23. The Cow King
    24. Erich Zahn
    25. Minor Second
    26. BertezBertez
    27. Samurai6966
    28. CorpseRT
    29. Toxic Toys
    30. Dunadan019
    31. Maximus

    Reserves

    Dogbone33
    Ardor
    Wildcat
    Mr.Defecation
    Tipareth
    Shorn Scrotum Man
    Marikir
    JaysonFour
    Demurist
    Grath
    Lemminghead

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  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    !hai

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Yes!

    Burnage on
  • MundaneSoulMundaneSoul fight fighter Daehan MingukRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    !oh I guess I'm doing these phalla things again

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  • Garret DoriganGarret Dorigan Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I can do two of these.

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  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Siggity-Sign

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Sign up!

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Tell my my wife I love her very much...

    Romanian My Escutcheon on
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  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    She knows!

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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    !Sign Up

    IF I DON'T MAKE IT, REMEMBER

    I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL AND HOPE YOU DIE

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  • Garret DoriganGarret Dorigan Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    AoR_Final wrote: »
    Tell my my wife I love her very much...

    I would, but space, no air, screaming... I'm sure you understand. 8-)

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  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    me! me! me!

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  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    SCIENCE FICTION IS AWESOME FICTION

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  • HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    !sign up

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    sign up i have the phalla bug again

    I need to stop signing up

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  • KiasKias Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I shouldn't...

    I really shouldn't...

    Oh, space phalla, how can I resist your sweet, starry allure

    Kias on
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  • TeucrianTeucrian Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Sign up

    Even though I shouldn't. But this sounds cool. I'll have enough time for two posts a day anyway.

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    !Sign Up

    IF I DON'T MAKE IT, REMEMBER

    I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL AND HOPE YOU DIE

    He's back!

    I'm in!

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  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Burnt out from Persona (game was still awesome despite my over-participation resulting in burnout btw), but I will be watching this game.

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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    IN SPACE, NO ONE CAN HEAR ME CRUSH YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE BULK LIKE AN OVERRIPE TOMATO

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Dead in all the other phallas I'm playing.

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  • KiasKias Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Dead in all the other phallas I'm playing.

    As it should be
    :P

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  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited March 2010
    you can find me in the magic space shower for no reason (because that is where I will die)

    Arivia on
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  • LucedesLucedes never stops, never started Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    ...Can't stop doing this!

    It's kind of bad, a little.

    But I can't resist the space horrors!

    I want to be an abomination from beyond the stars.

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  • MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Anybody got grudges? Here I am!

    Sign up!

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  • WhiteWolfWhiteWolf Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Boldly signing where no man has signed before

    WhiteWolf on
  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited March 2010
    I like space and I like whores.

    EDIT - Wait, horror? I guess I'll still do it.

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Space horrors almost always have space whores so you're in luck still.

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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    HAVING SEX IN A HORROR FILM IS A DEATH SENTENCE

    GODDAMN YOU PEOPLE ARE OBLIVIOUS

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  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited March 2010
    Infidel wrote: »
    Space horrors almost always have space whores so you're in luck still.
    Arivia wrote: »
    you can find me in the magic space shower for no reason (because that is where I will die)

    *ahem*

    also:

    <simonwolf>: My cloaca is brimming with my translucent spawn

    KILL IT KILL THE HORROR

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  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited March 2010
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    HAVING SEX IN A HORROR FILM IS A DEATH SENTENCE

    GODDAMN YOU PEOPLE ARE OBLIVIOUS

    I smell a special role!

    A duck! on
  • DelphinidaesDelphinidaes FFXIV: Delphi Kisaragi Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Will it have genestealers?

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  • ZellpherZellpher Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Will it have genestealers?

    Clarification Denied.

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  • daniantdaniant Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    !sign

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  • VarcaynVarcayn Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'm hooked again after that Persona game.

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  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    What could possibly go wrong?

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  • TeucrianTeucrian Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Varcayn wrote: »
    I'm hooked again after that Persona game.

    A game where I totally and completely appreciate why you had to kill me and there's no reason for me to harbor any ill feelings at all.

    But if I grudge vote you day one, tell me you'll understand.

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  • Garret DoriganGarret Dorigan Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Infidel wrote: »
    Space horrors almost always have space whores so you're in luck still.
    Arivia wrote: »
    you can find me in the magic space shower for no reason (because that is where I will die)

    *ahem*

    also:

    <simonwolf>: My cloaca is brimming with my translucent spawn

    KILL IT KILL THE HORROR

    Soooooo... who is going to lose their life first to the obvious trap? I've got my eye on you! o_O

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  • OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Sign Up

    Time to shit up another

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