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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    the first time i got oral sex i lasted for like 40 minutes
    that poor dude

    he needed jaw surgery

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    mattsproblemmattsproblem Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Yeah, your wife said your partner was a total flake and he only lasted like a minute in Geometry Wars.

    Um, *I* could have done a better job in geometry wars. And that's saying a lot.

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited April 2010
    YAAAWN

    I shall go to bed and read The Fifth Elephant.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    I need something to watch while I eat my wings in revelry

    what's something good that's around a half an hour long?

    Sex with me.

    Only half an hour? Pfff.

    oh come on, that's just right for a busy schedule

    Sex with me is a time commitment

    you don't pencil me in you clear the schedule

    Try Cialis.

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Haha, well done Sarks.

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    My roommate just switched cell providers and said I could have her Blackberry. And I got my paycheck just now. This day has become awesome.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    sex with me is thirty seconds of terror followed by two hours of remorseful scrubbing

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    mattsproblemmattsproblem Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    My roommate just switched cell providers and said I could have her Blackberry. And I got my paycheck just now. This day has become awesome.

    Bye bye paycheck. And free time.

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited April 2010
    H/A thread: "I need paper (semi-urgent)"

    Hands up everybody that thought he's taking a dump.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Haha, well done Sarks.

    That one was hard, I tried it a few different ways but I found keeping it short and sweet was best.

    INNUENDO

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    More like Snarksus, am I right?

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Huzzah for windfall.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Yeah, your wife said your partner was a total flake and he only lasted like a minute in Geometry Wars.

    Um, *I* could have done a better job in geometry wars. And that's saying a lot.

    I told my friend to contact you on FB about job details and etc.

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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    oh man. I just looked at my sister's FB wall. Why would I do that. People put up screen caps of tea party posts on digg that are less hysterical than this. ugh. I am *really* hoping this isn't permanent and half my family comes off being temporarily insane in a year or two.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Tarranon wrote: »
    oh man. I just looked at my sister's FB wall. Why would I do that. People put up screen caps of tea party posts on digg that are less hysterical than this. ugh. I am *really* hoping this isn't permanent and half my family comes off being temporarily insane in a year or two.
    Don't hold your breath.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Tarranon wrote: »
    oh man. I just looked at my sister's FB wall. Why would I do that. People put up screen caps of tea party posts on digg that are less hysterical than this. ugh. I am *really* hoping this isn't permanent and half my family comes off being temporarily insane in a year or two.
    Don't hold your breath.
    He could have hiccups.

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Kilroy wrote: »
    More like Snarksus, am I right?

    His snark is his most attractive feature. :winky:

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    mattsproblemmattsproblem Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Yeah, your wife said your partner was a total flake and he only lasted like a minute in Geometry Wars.

    Um, *I* could have done a better job in geometry wars. And that's saying a lot.

    I told my friend to contact you on FB about job details and etc.
    She did! :)
    Incidentally, she and I have the same initials and first name.

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited April 2010
    Right. Bed. G'night.

    Echo on
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    GalahadGalahad Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Echo wrote: »
    YAAAWN

    I shall go to bed and read The Fifth Elephant.

    No sleep until you finish!

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Echo wrote: »
    YAAAWN

    I shall go to bed and read The Fifth Elephant.

    MULTIPASS

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    also sarksus had a huge boner while sleeping

    it was tenting up his blankets

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The Fifth Elephant sounds like a play on The Fifth Element.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    I need something to watch while I eat my wings in revelry

    what's something good that's around a half an hour long?

    Sex with me.

    Only half an hour? Pfff.

    oh come on, that's just right for a busy schedule

    Sex with me is a time commitment

    you don't pencil me in you clear the schedule

    Try Cialis.

    The weekend pill?

    Like I need to keep it up longer

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'm gonna go do some more work on this kufi pattern.

    Be good to each other, [chat].

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Yeah, your wife said your partner was a total flake and he only lasted like a minute in Geometry Wars.

    Um, *I* could have done a better job in geometry wars. And that's saying a lot.

    I told my friend to contact you on FB about job details and etc.
    She did! :)
    Incidentally, she and I have the same initials and first name.

    Yes, which completely threw me off because Will said your name was Vicky.

    Will also thought her name was Jackie.

    Will is bad at names.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Yeah Will is awful with names.

    He kept calling me Joel.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    I'm gonna go do some more work on this kufi pattern.

    Be good to each other, [chat].

    YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM!

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    yeah will called me sodom

    where the fuck did he get that from

    my name is john

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited April 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    The Fifth Elephant sounds like a play on The Fifth Element.

    ...you know, I never actually thought about that until now.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    He kept saying "Hey Joel! ...what do you knowl..."

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    GalahadGalahad Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    The Fifth Elephant sounds like a play on The Fifth Element.

    Both of these things are good.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'm just going to keep using your forum names

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    mattsproblemmattsproblem Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Yeah, your wife said your partner was a total flake and he only lasted like a minute in Geometry Wars.

    Um, *I* could have done a better job in geometry wars. And that's saying a lot.

    I told my friend to contact you on FB about job details and etc.
    She did! :)
    Incidentally, she and I have the same initials and first name.

    Yes, which completely threw me off because Will said your name was Vicky.

    Will also thought her name was Jackie.

    Will is bad at names.

    To be fair, every time I was introduced to anyone it was exceedingly loud. And I spent most of the weekend being called "Matt's wife".

    And I still have no idea who half of you are. But I'm trying!

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Man I feel like poo, my ex-girlfriend(?) posted some pictures of her at the crosswalk right where I live.

    Which means either she didn't move or she was back in town and she hasn't talked to me.

    I don't know why this hurts but it does. Boo.

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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Tarranon wrote: »
    oh man. I just looked at my sister's FB wall. Why would I do that. People put up screen caps of tea party posts on digg that are less hysterical than this. ugh. I am *really* hoping this isn't permanent and half my family comes off being temporarily insane in a year or two.
    Don't hold your breath.

    I guess I had always just hoped that I could age without awkwardness with my siblings at the very least. I always thought it was stupid the way my aunts and uncles and parents sometimes tussled. Especially when you tossed their kids into the mix. Maybe it's largely unavoidable.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    RUSE feels really weird, maybe if I tried to meet it on its own terms it could be alright, I just don't want to.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Man I feel like poo, my ex-girlfriend(?) posted some pictures of her at the crosswalk right where I live.

    Which means either she didn't move or she was back in town and she hasn't talked to me.

    I don't know why this hurts but it does. Boo.

    But now you have a half-eaten pair of Chocopants.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Tarranon wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Tarranon wrote: »
    oh man. I just looked at my sister's FB wall. Why would I do that. People put up screen caps of tea party posts on digg that are less hysterical than this. ugh. I am *really* hoping this isn't permanent and half my family comes off being temporarily insane in a year or two.
    Don't hold your breath.
    I guess I had always just hoped that I could age without awkwardness with my siblings at the very least. I always thought it was stupid the way my aunts and uncles and parents sometimes tussled. Especially when you tossed their kids into the mix. Maybe it's largely unavoidable.
    Just stop interacting with them.

    If they insist on interacting with you, ask to talk to their kids, then tell them there's no such thing as Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, or Jesus.

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I really enjoy foreplay. Maybe I'm weird.

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