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TIME FOR SOME STORIES

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    I didn't want that blowjob, I just wanted Ghost Dog.

    Would you accept a blowjob from Forest Whitaker Y/N

    tynic on
  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Bogey wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    guys!
    i have a story to tell

    a true story!
    where the hell is the webcomic thread by the way?
    i mean i'm a mod, i'm sure i could post in that cwrth one, but LAME

    i need us all to discuss my incredible story
    i now officially have studio space with the awesome kate beaton (of hark! a vagrant) and mike holmes (amazing graphic novelist, look him up)
    WOOOOO EXCITE! I'M EXCITED... not really a story more of an announcement, or a proclamation of sorts...
    I need to share my excitement but this seems like the only suitable thread, where the hell is regular webcomic thread?
    HEY LARLAR! Let's go meat Kate Beaton! :o

    (Also, congrats, Beavo!)

    That super cool Bevo. Have her come to the forums so we can worship her like we do S_O

    Bucketman on
  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i am going to go battle cwrth
    i need some potions and things
    in case it goes awry

    what type is cwrth anyways? like poison? ice? he's probably normal type, what a lame.

    bogey, you are officially invited to my studio space.
    but you're not allowed to touch anything or i swear to god...

    beavotron on
  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited April 2010
    tynic wrote: »
    I didn't want that blowjob, I just wanted Ghost Dog.

    Would you accept a blowjob from Forest Whitaker Y/N
    Is he looking at me and doing that eye-thing? D:

    Bogey on
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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    Bogey wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    I didn't want that blowjob, I just wanted Ghost Dog.

    Would you accept a blowjob from Forest Whitaker Y/N
    Is he looking at me and doing that eye-thing? D:

    yeah this is my stumbling block as well

    I mean he seems like a cool dude and all, but i don't know man.

    edit: well that and also I don't have a penis so
    kind of moot.

    tynic on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    "Look at m. I said look at m-- Oh, right. Sorry."

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    beavotron wrote: »
    i am going to go battle cwrth
    i need some potions and things
    in case it goes awry

    what type is cwrth anyways? like poison? ice? he's probably normal type, what a lame.

    bogey, you are officially invited to my studio space.
    but you're not allowed to touch anything or i swear to god...

    hair type

    FAQ on
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    who is cwrth

    also: faq is right. i'm kind of like tanglea

    crwth on
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  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    You wouldn't know him, he is to cool.

    MacGuffin on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    who is cwrth

    much like bigfoot, nobody is completely sure

    and much like bigfoot, he is covered in hair

    FAQ on
  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited April 2010
    beavotron wrote: »
    bogey, you are officially invited to my studio space.
    but you're not allowed to touch anything or i swear to god...
    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! :o

    Also, what?! Am I a klepto or something?

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    well you've stolen my heart bogey

    and a kidney I believe

    FAQ on
  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    It means you're not allowed to touch beavotron.

    MacGuffin on
  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    it means you're not allowed to touch any of the people in my studio

    or my computer
    quit trying to steal everything!

    beavotron on
  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited April 2010
    beavotron wrote: »
    it means you're not allowed to touch any of the people in my studio

    or my computer
    quit trying to steal everything!
    I'll try my best! So I told Larlar that if he made it out to PAX East next year, we would come visit.
    FAQ wrote: »
    well you've stolen my heart bogey

    and a kidney I believe
    Hey now, I gave that back! Eventually.

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i'll probably go to pax east next year
    but canada is awesome, so you should really come here.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I once sat myself, legs hanging over the canyon floor, torrents of water rushing over my shoulders before splashing into the river below during a flash flood.

    Then I got bored with that, climbed the rest of the way down, jumped in the water and had a lot of fun being rushed down the canyon aside from the occasional "*oompf!*, a boulder that I just slammed in to"

    Weaver on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    When the old PSE building in Bellevue, WA was being demolished to make way for a new set of high rise towers,

    when the basic framework of the old building was left I climbed up through the ruins during a rare Washington thunderstorm, high winds screaming though the bare concrete framework, sheets of rain slapping against everything, lighting all throwing weird shadows everywhere

    in a word

    amazing

    Weaver on
  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Weaver you have done many things

    Things I don't ever see myself doing

    T. J. Nutty Nub on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    When PAX was first becoming a thing back in Bellevue, WA;

    There was this lan gaming shop next door called Lanwerx. My roommate worked there. When they were going out of business, he made off with a shitty cube case PC, some steam codes, and a really nice foldable stepladder.

    I still have that stepladder.

    Weaver on
  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    studio space with kate beaton is like

    holy shit

    Projeck on
  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I've done some photography.... fine art nudes for a GLBCT art show back home.

    Cogliostro on
  • Kool-Aid GuyKool-Aid Guy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Once I was driving down the 405, one of the busier freeways in LA, when my car suddenly decides to die on me. I pulled onto the shoulder, called for a tow truck and settled in for a long wait. About twenty minutes pass before I look over and notice a complete absence of traffic in the northbound lanes, like zero cars, which is really fucking weird. Then I hear a voice over a PA: "Get out of car with your hands in the air!". I look back and there's a dozen highway patrol cars with cops everywhere pointing guns in my direction. I start to panic, wondering if they think I'm some kind of crazy bomber or something, and I'm about get out when I see another car stopped right by me with the driver getting out with his hands in the air. So the cops take him down and it turns out I saw the end of a high speed chase that came to a stop about a hundred feet away from me. Lesson: LA freeways be crazy

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Once I was driving down the 405, one of the busier freeways in LA, when my car suddenly decides to die on me. I pulled onto the shoulder, called for a tow truck and settled in for a long wait. About twenty minutes pass before I look over and notice a complete absence of traffic in the northbound lanes, like zero cars, which is really fucking weird. Then I hear a voice over a PA: "Get out of car with your hands in the air!". I look back and there's a dozen highway patrol cars with cops everywhere pointing guns in my direction. I start to panic, wondering if they think I'm some kind of crazy bomber or something, and I'm about get out when I see another car stopped right by me with the driver getting out with his hands in the air. So the cops take him down and it turns out I saw the end of a high speed chase that came to a stop about a hundred feet away from me. Lesson: LA freeways be crazy

    I bet your car was on the news!

    DarkPrimus on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I was on the 210 sometime in high school and right as we were about to enter into Pasadena from Eagle Rock, traffic came to a complete stop. There was only one exit open and it took me and my four friends forever just to get to that one exit to get the hell out of dodge.

    It wasn't until later that we found out a damn plane landed about four hundred yards in front of us.

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I once blacked out from exhaustion on some random Korean hillside and it took around six hours before anyone was able to backtrack and find me to wake me up.

    Weaver on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Speaking about rich deadbeats in the Scam Artist thread reminds me of the time my deadbeat friend Manuel ran out of gas. Manuel was from a well off family. As I recall, his dad was involved in the architecture of the Wyn or the Bellagio or some other super chic casino in Vegas. Manuel was also an idiot. I could go over a million little things

    The best example of why he was an idiot came to be on the night all of my friends and I decided to do mushrooms. So Manuel and our other stupid friend Schultz left in Manuel's truck to go pick up the shrooms. I can't recall if they had been drinking or just smoking, but they left. They shouldn't have been driving, especially considering that Schultz was on probation and, again, quite a silly goose. So, just so we're clear, two guys, stoned off their asses, one on probation, are driving out to the sketchy part of town to pick up drugs with a low tank of gas.

    Schultz, for the record, had the kind of stupid that hated cops across the board for no real reason. Also, when he got drunk, he'd often become inconsoulably defense of all of my friends. Like, he would often say, "PI, if anyone fucks with you, man, I'll fuck them up."

    "Thanks, man, but I'm good."

    "No, I'll fucking fuck them up."

    It was kind of scary.

    Anyways, the two of them depart to the hood somewhere. Everyone left at the apartment starts in on the drinking or smoking or whatever else. For some reason I only had, maybe, one beer while they were gone. I don't know why, but I wasn't drinking that night, which is important, because, naturally, Manuel and Schultz call one of my drunk friends forty minutes later.

    They had run out of gas and, no, they don't have AAA. Could you guys come and help us?

    And everyone else was wasted, but me. So, even though I've got a good parking space, I sack up, and drive out to the gas station with my friend Chris. I just happened to have had a jerry can, so I put about three bucks in the can and two in my tank, because all I've got on me is five bucks.

    As I'm driving out to where they ran out of gas, Chris tells me that not only did Manuel just drive out from Bakersfield (to LA) this past week, but he had warned him to get gas when he got into town before he did anything else. Not only should he have known better, but his friend warned him.

    Whatever.

    We drive out and put the teaspoon of gas into his car (luckily Christ knew how the jerry can nozzle works). Before he heads off, I tell him, repeatidly, "Manuel, you have to get gas immediately. Do not pass Go. You need to stop and get gas."

    He tells me that he totally will. I didn't believe him, but at this point if he doesn't listen, his ass can walk home.

    Eventually everyone gets home safe and sound and they all do mushrooms (except for me, because between dealing with the gas thing and being ragged on, I wasn't in the mood for hallucinogens). A few days later, I ask Manuel for the couple of bucks I spent on his gas. He tells me that he's going to pay me back when he's got the money. I don't press him, I don't have cash on me a lot of the time and, it's just three bucks, it's no big deal and I leave it at that for the time being.

    This goes on for weeks when I realize that Manuel is never going to have three dollars on him. And even if he does, he isn't going to go out of his way to pay me back, because, God forbid, if you're stoned and out of gas in the middle of nowhere, carrying drugs, should you ever feel obligated to pay your friend back. That would be beyond the pale.

    Eventually Manuel fucked my ex-girlfriend the day after we broke up, got a coke addiction, abandoned his friends, and went back to Bakersfield to hopefully die in a gutter somewhere.

    So, in the long run, I think I came out alright.

    And this is a long, go nowhere story. I am sorry.

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    on the plus side, it's doing wonders for my posture

    RAMROD STRAIGHT

    Any fevers, chills, nausea or vomiting?

    No, not really

    well, I guess my dad said I felt feverish uh... like a week ago

    Adults don't always present with fevers when it comes to meningitis. If this isn't a chronic problem you should head to the ED and have it checked out just in case. If is is meningitis you can spread it to your whole family

    Man if I have meningitis that would really suck

    I'm pretty sure I just slept on it weird though

    If I die I guess it'll be like

    whoops

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