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William S[chat]tner Exchataganza

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  • CheerfulBearCheerfulBear Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    check it, son, the people today they don't get what they got back in the day with picture making. it's Beauty that we want to see. you know, Beauty. let me define that, it's simply th
    oh fffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccckkkk

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  • CheerfulBearCheerfulBear Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    it's a Platonic Ideal, come on! Socrates was all about that!

    Wait, do you even know what I'm talking about?

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  • rtsrts Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I know you think you are super smart and clever guy, but you aren't.

    rts on
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  • CheerfulBearCheerfulBear Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    you know a lot more than me!

    tell me: how do we get to Beauty?

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  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Cake, buddy, when are you gonna get those high-end reference photos in your forum?

    I am hurtin' for a piece of that action.

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  • rtsrts Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Not for awhile, I need to get some t-shirts up for sale on the forum so we can generate the revenue to pay for the photoshoots.

    rts on
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  • CheerfulBearCheerfulBear Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    bro I gotta see some hot bitches, lemme know when I can see the hot bitches

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  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    bro I gotta see some hot bitches, lemme know when I can see the hot bitches

    schult2.jpg

    Tons of hot bitches.

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  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    cakemikz wrote: »
    Not for awhile, I need to get some t-shirts up for sale on the forum so we can generate the revenue to pay for the photoshoots.

    Print that shit in black and you've got a sale.


    Also make sure the logo isn't gaudy or something stupid. I want to be stylin' in that shit; I got people to impress.

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  • rtsrts Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I am probably going to have a design competition on the forum, and people can vote on the final t-shirt design.

    rts on
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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Mustang wrote: »
    bro I gotta see some hot bitches, lemme know when I can see the hot bitches

    schult2.jpg

    Tons of hot bitches.

    I think banging those would both be utterly musical and completely illegal. If you know what i mean.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    nightdragorz:
    today i actually had to force myself to do my school work
    like i had to sit here and think to myself "self... if you don't fucking do this, i swear to god, i am going to throw your ds out the window"
    and then i just sort of did it
    but man, was i ever not feeling it.

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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Wow i thought i was the only one who didnt want to work!
    I have to grade papers!

    and liek omigah you guys did you like catch tha new episode of Adevnture time?

    PROX on
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Senioritis is a hell of a thing.

    There comes a point in everyone's life where they are tired of going to school and just want to go out and start their career.

    Yo yo, what if school is my career???

    only youuu knoww because you have already graduateddd did you have senioritis and then be a teacher, or were you like yahh teaching and then you were like yahh I am teaching noww. hurghh

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    splat
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Isaac Newton was a complete asshole.

    Tam on
  • AlyceInWonderlandAlyceInWonderland Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I have Senioritis, and I'm just a Goddamn Junior >:C

    Art school is totally cool and all, but ALWAYS during the latter end of the year I'm like "FUCK THIS" and hate everything forever.

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I never got senioritis, because I only did 2 years of university! TEEHEE

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I got my college senioritis in my junior year of high school along with my high school senioritis

    Tam on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Kochikens wrote: »
    I never got senioritis, because I only did 2 years of university! TEEHEE

    Jerk :(

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Kochikens wrote: »
    I never got senioritis, because I only did 2 years of university! TEEHEE

    Jerk :(



    :3 It was a career-choice. And in my industry, school means nothing, experience means everything- so I was all, okay, I now know the basics, now lets get out there and WORK!! *FISTPUMP!*

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  • AlyceInWonderlandAlyceInWonderland Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Also, screw Greek myths. I used to love the shit out of Greek mythology, but after my Greek myth thesis, and this new assignment where I need to create an ad with...more Greek bullshit, I just want to dick punch Zeus SO HARD.


    Edit: Greek Greek Greek Greek.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Kochikens wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Kochikens wrote: »
    I never got senioritis, because I only did 2 years of university! TEEHEE

    Jerk :(



    :3 It was a career-choice. And in my industry, school means nothing, experience means everything- so I was all, okay, I now know the basics, now lets get out there and WORK!! *FISTPUMP!*

    I wish that applied for my field. I'm pretty sure I'll learn way more teaching than being taught.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    Senioritis is a hell of a thing.

    There comes a point in everyone's life where they are tired of going to school and just want to go out and start their career.

    Yo yo, what if school is my career???

    Then I award you no points, and may God have mercy upon your soul.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    On the topic of work, I just got a call for a group interview in a major cinema in the city. I do really, really need a job, but with a minimum of 20 hours a week, I'm not sure if it's going to affect my studies or not... Also, I hear cinemas are pretty crappy places to work.

    What to do...

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  • FugitiveFugitive Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Beg and then, when given an option, choose!

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I've sort of always wanted to work at a theatre.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    Fugitive wrote: »
    Beg and then, when given an option, choose!

    PARADOX!

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'm not sure I'd work at a theater; I have several friends who have and, unless you are a huge movie geek you'll end up disliking the work. Especially if you're one of the clean up crew guys.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    Almost by definition, if you are working a standard minimum wage job where your job could be done by a puberty-addled teenager, then you are going to end up disliking the work.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Does that include having sex with you?

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Does that include having sex with you?

    Minimum wage sex doesn't sound like it would be all that appealing...

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Does that include having sex with you?

    Minimum wage sex doesn't sound like it would be all that appealing...

    For which side?

    Flay on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Does that include having sex with you?

    Last I checked, $5 was not minimum wage.

    Get back under the table.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Flay wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Does that include having sex with you?

    Minimum wage sex doesn't sound like it would be all that appealing...

    For which side?

    Let me put it this way. If its only worth 7.50 an hour, its pretty damn bad.

    I mean, I'd only need to pay about a buck fifty.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Does that include having sex with you?

    Minimum wage sex doesn't sound like it would be all that appealing...

    Yeah I dunno, I think I'd hold out for more than $7.25 an hour if I were going in for being a teenage prostitute as a summer job. Maybe I'm rating myself higher than my worth considering my skills as a teenage prostitute- it's not like I've got a degree in it or an impressive resume showcasing extensive on-the-job teenage prostitution experience that would justify a higher salary- but still. At the very least you've got to consider there's going to be downtime- it's not like you just punch in and get banged in a pedovan for 8 hours and then punch out, so you have to factor that in with what you charge, rate-wise.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    If I would normally charge $900 and Chico would normally charge $905 then it would make sense that a transaction between us would cost $5.

    Get a clue!

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    You're assuming you equally want to be sexed by eachother.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    No I'm not. One values it at $900, the other at $905. That's not equal.

    Get a clue!

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    What does Chico do for 5$ more that you won't do, Munkus? huh?

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    Kochikens wrote: »
    What does Chico do for 5$ more that you won't do, Munkus? huh?

    Be the catcher.

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