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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I am a pretty good prostitute, I can do all sorts of tricks

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    like a cartwheel

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Triple double back anal. Into a pirouette and a four point landing.


    if you know what I mean.

    :winky:
    D:

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    Munkus I think you're overpriced and Loom I don't know if you're joking around or if you honestly don't understand the difference between prostitutes, magicians, and cheerleaders.

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  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Kochikens wrote: »
    What does Chico do for 5$ more that you won't do, Munkus? huh?

    Chico will give free legal advice.

    Flay on
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I can roll around on the floor and hold my breath really long

    Loomdun on
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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Flay wrote: »
    Kochikens wrote: »
    What does Chico do for 5$ more that you won't do, Munkus? huh?

    Chico will give free legal advice.

    That is a mighty fine deal..


    Hey.... o_O

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Flay wrote: »
    Kochikens wrote: »
    What does Chico do for 5$ more that you won't do, Munkus? huh?

    Chico will give free legal advice.

    That is a mighty fine deal..


    Hey.... o_O

    People will pay more for perceived value even if they don't actually use the service in question. Thus Chico can charge more for the main product and technically keep the bonus features free, since most people won't use it.

    Geez, I thought you would have attended prostitue economics 101 napp.

    Flay on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Flay wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Flay wrote: »
    Kochikens wrote: »
    What does Chico do for 5$ more that you won't do, Munkus? huh?

    Chico will give free legal advice.

    That is a mighty fine deal..


    Hey.... o_O

    People will pay more for perceived value even if they don't actually use the service in question. Thus Chico can charge more for the main product and technically keep the bonus features free, since most people won't use it.

    Geez, I thought you would have attended prostitue economics 101 napp.

    I haven't gotten past "10 signs you might be a prostitute" yet.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    10. You spend all your money on leather pants and jewelry

    Tam on
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    Tam wrote: »
    10. You spend all your money on leather pants and jewelry

    Spending all your money on leather thongs is still cool though, right?




    ....right?

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    obviously yes

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Tam wrote: »
    10. You spend all your money on leather pants and jewelry

    This sounds suspiciously like the tenth sign that you might be the lead singer from....whatever band this is.

    80s.jpg

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    10. You spend all your money on leather pants and jewelry

    This sounds suspiciously like the tenth sign that you might be the lead singer from....whatever band this is.

    80s.jpg

    God get that androgynous big hair Final Fantasy anime shit out of here.

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Tam wrote: »
    10. You spend all your money on leather pants and jewelry

    Spending all your money on leather thongs is still cool though, right?




    ....right?

    of course

    wouldn't make much sense to buy shoes if you live near the beach

    Tam on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Tam wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    10. You spend all your money on leather pants and jewelry

    Spending all your money on leather thongs is still cool though, right?




    ....right?

    of course

    wouldn't make much sense to buy shoes if you live near the beach

    Who wears shoes on their crotch?

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    Tam wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    10. You spend all your money on leather pants and jewelry

    Spending all your money on leather thongs is still cool though, right?




    ....right?

    of course

    wouldn't make much sense to buy shoes if you live near the beach

    I see what you did there.

    I think.

    I think other people are going to be confused though.
    The hint is "sandals", right?

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    yes you've got it, you have

    Tam on
  • Sir_WangSir_Wang Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Tam wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    10. You spend all your money on leather pants and jewelry

    Spending all your money on leather thongs is still cool though, right?




    ....right?

    of course

    wouldn't make much sense to buy shoes if you live near the beach

    I see what you did there.

    I think.
    why would you wear a thong at the beach? other people could laugh, at least if you have awkward feet.

    I think other people are going to be confused though.
    The hint is "sandals", right?

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  • ಠ_ರೃಠ_ರೃ __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    ಠ_ರೃ wrote: »
    Skimming through the reviews of that book, it looks like it doesn't account for inflation. God damn!

    I never know what to pay an artist. I mean how could you put a price on art?

    The book doesn't really account for inflation, true, but new editions are released periodically. It also gives a lot of information on whats kosher, whats not, and really the structure of dealing with artists contractually on the whole.

    Another thing to keep in mind is that if you want someone at your beck and call for a month for 40 hours a week, then thats as much as full time job. With that amount of work, you better be paying them enough they can buy food, pay rent, pay loans, pay for healthcare, car insurance, etc etc.

    Then, on top of that, you should probably pay more than if it was salaried work. With freelance, the artist might have to support themselves for the next month on what you pay them as well.


    So then $4000 for the months worth of work is enough?

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  • rtsrts Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Oh man, I now have three awesome painters on board to do live painting in the chatroom on my forum. Though we have yet to get any of them setup I am hoping to get at least one of them going this week.

    rts on
    skype: rtschutter
  • Indica1Indica1 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I just got a tablet for free and I have no expereince drawing on a computer. Are there any good free programs to draw in?

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    If the president had any real power, he'd be able to live wherever the fuck he wanted.
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Indica1 wrote: »
    I just got a tablet for free and I have no expereince drawing on a computer. Are there any good free programs to draw in?

    There's a link to Open Canvas in the discussions thread. It is probably the best free program there is.


    Also has multiplayer.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I had a dream last night that the United states was invaded. This soldier took cover behind a car door and pointed her rifle at me, and somehow I broke her wrist on the door frame. The enemy soldiers gave me her job and sent her off to wherever they were going to send me. I was all, "This is dumb, don't they know I'm just going to help americans out instead of rounding them up?"

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  • WassermeloneWassermelone Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    ಠ_ರೃ wrote: »
    ಠ_ರೃ wrote: »
    Skimming through the reviews of that book, it looks like it doesn't account for inflation. God damn!

    I never know what to pay an artist. I mean how could you put a price on art?

    The book doesn't really account for inflation, true, but new editions are released periodically. It also gives a lot of information on whats kosher, whats not, and really the structure of dealing with artists contractually on the whole.

    Another thing to keep in mind is that if you want someone at your beck and call for a month for 40 hours a week, then thats as much as full time job. With that amount of work, you better be paying them enough they can buy food, pay rent, pay loans, pay for healthcare, car insurance, etc etc.

    Then, on top of that, you should probably pay more than if it was salaried work. With freelance, the artist might have to support themselves for the next month on what you pay them as well.


    So then $4000 for the months worth of work is enough?

    Depending on the person's experience, that might be the right price point. If they have a lot of jobs under their belt, thats low.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I had a dream last night that the United states was invaded. This soldier took cover behind a car door and pointed her rifle at me, and somehow I broke her wrist on the door frame. The enemy soldiers gave me her job and sent her off to wherever they were going to send me. I was all, "This is dumb, don't they know I'm just going to help americans out instead of rounding them up?"
    METALBOURNE
    is

    DEEP DICK UNDERCOVER
    SECRET AMERICAN SOLDIER

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Speaking of dreams, my dream last night/this morning had a part where one of my friends was helping me up a snowy highway by attaching rope to the both of us, with him taking the lead.

    I realized I've been playing Scribblenauts too much.

    NightDragon on
  • ProspicienceProspicience The Raven King DenvemoloradoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I've been playing scribblenauts too little (not at all). I really think it might be high time I get myself a DS of sorts.
    Dreams are the best.
    My little bro lost his last pro fight. My dream last night was that I took on his opponent from that fight and beat the crap out of him. Good times.

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I smiled to myself last night as I was playing it and thought, "what a good purchase this DS was!"

    I am very pleased with it. :D I got the blue DSi, sometime last year......lovely lovely. I need a carrying case for it, though...one of my friends has a great one - and it's got little pockets on the inside for carrying a few games. I'll have to ask her what it's called. I hope I can get one in the same blue color! :D

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  • PierceNeckPierceNeck Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    How much are DS's? I've wanted one for a long time.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    PierceNeck wrote: »
    How much are DS's? I've wanted one for a long time.

    Depending on the model, you can probably get a new one pretty cheap.

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I think it depends on what color you want, and what model. They've got DS Lite, DSi, DSi XL...I think they all fall within $100-$190, depending on what you get.

    My blue DSi cost me $160, I think?

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  • PierceNeckPierceNeck Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Sweet. I would look up prices, but the is pretty much the only site not blocked at work. I don't want people thinking I'm lazy.

    What are some must have games to go with it?

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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'm going to be holding out for the 3DS. I still have the original ds. They say the new system will be out this year or something.

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Meh, I'm happy with my X-Box. I don't see myself enjoying a DS, I don't game as much as I used to.

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I still need to beat Chrono Trigger on my DS

    and the first Phoenix Wright game

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    Shooting good ref would probably be easier if I had the patience to get other people involved in the process.

    Especially if I ever have to draw a girl and it's- for whatever reason- not ok for them to have a beard.
    cap_ref.jpg

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  • earthwormadamearthwormadam ancient crust Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Haha nice Nerf!

    Also Meteos is the best puzzle game of all time, and a must buy for DS.

    earthwormadam on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    I imagine that this is how every day at the Beaton and Beavo office is like

    careerscentre2.jpg

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • J-PJ-P Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    *beams down and starts break dancing* chaka chaka chaka w00 w00. *beams out.*

    J-P on
    Ray gun and sharpies.
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