Club PA 2.0 has arrived! If you'd like to access some extra PA content and help support the forums, check it out at patreon.com/ClubPA
The image size limit has been raised to 1mb! Anything larger than that should be linked to. This is a HARD limit, please do not abuse it.
Our new Indie Games subforum is now open for business in G&T. Go and check it out, you might land a code for a free game. If you're developing an indie game and want to post about it, follow these directions. If you don't, he'll break your legs! Hahaha! Seriously though.
Our rules have been updated and given their own forum. Go and look at them! They are nice, and there may be new ones that you didn't know about! Hooray for rules! Hooray for The System! Hooray for Conforming!

[Mini] Frisky Phalla - It's Over! Village Victory!

Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of ForksRegistered User regular
edited April 2010 in Critical Failures
275px-Frisky_dingo_logo.png

Previously on Frisky Dingo...

180px-Xandercrews.jpg

Stan, can you please explain to me again why you dragged me to the Xcalibur at this hour?

stan.png

"This hour?" It's 3:00 PM Xander.

Well 3:00 for poor people is, like, thirteen-o-clock for a rich person!

That's not a real time.

Since when?

It never was!

I distinctly remember reading a 13 on a clock!

On your office clock, written in crayon!

Well...

Sigh... We're here because the Xtacles called me, and informed me that they wanted to negotiate the terms of their contracts, which requires you to be present to consent to the negotiations.

Just give it to them in Monopoly money! Do I have to think of everything?

That won’t work again. They’ve been careful to make sure their money has some actual value, since the last time they got paid they, they were forced to spend the night washing dishes at Logan’s Steakhouse.

What about the self-destruct charges in their helmets?

Damned union made me remove them. Something about “Blowing off employees head being against the law.”

Oh. Well... We've been sitting in this reception room for, like, 3 hours now! What's taking so long...?


On the opposite side of the room, a door whooshes open, and a large albino gentleman (who is also naked) walks in, chatting on the phone...

killface3.jpg

Well I don't know, Phil! Crews is an idiot in the greatest sense of the word, I can't think of why he'd ask me to meet him on the Xcali... Oh, erm... Crews...

Doucheface! What are you doing here?

It's Killface you dolt! And what do you mean "What am I doing here?" You called me! Remember? Those non-melting couplings you offered to sell me? Can you think of it without that pea of a brain overheating?

Couplings? Like baby cups?

Baby cups? BABY CUPS? Just when I think you’ve reached the peak of idiocy…

Yeah? Well… You smell funny!

…What? Listen you…

Enough, both of you! Something weird is going on here, and we need to figure it…


Suddenly, a television in the room springs to life.

antagone-char.jpg

Hahahahahaha! The predator’s web snares the prey! My plot has succeeded! Finally, I, Antagone, will have revenge on the moronic Xander Crews, the fool Killface, and their closest acquaintances!

Ant Lady? What in the world are you doing?

I just said that! Remember? The web, revenge, Crews is a moron?

No, I got that, but… You’re Ant Lady. Ants don’t spin webs. Spiders do. If you were Spider Lady, that would make sense, but…

Erm…

Not to interrupt or anything, but… You are just hot. You doing anything later? I had a date with this frumpy chick, Grace, but I could always cancel…

SILENCE CREWS! And the web isn’t important! What is important is that I have lured you all here… TO MURDER YOU! Right now, there is a small group of Xtacles implanted with some of my precious children…

Kids? Okay, I take it back, no Crews for you.

SILENCE! As I was saying, a small group of Xtacles have been implanted by some of my ants, and the ants are currently manipulating them, provoking them to end your pathetic lives! There is nothing you can do to stop it! I will watch them destroy you, and once you are all dead, I will stand atop your corpses and laugh! Hahahahahaha!

Deliciously sinister, if I do say so myself. But there’s one problem…

Oh? And what would that be?

Well, if we were to disguise ourselves as Xtacles, we would just look like regular Xtacles, and your ants would just have to randomly attack people on the Xcalibur, until they finally found us. And odds are we would stop them before they got to any of us…



And as it turns out, there’s a few Xtacle uniforms in here…

Oh… Well… Erm… D-do that if you wish! But you will only delay the inevitable! Nothing will stop my revenge! Nothing!


The TV goes dark.

…She seem familiar to you guys?

AND NOW, THE CONTINUATION…


Welcome to the Frisky Dingo Phalla!

This is a mini-Phalla, designed for 25 people and 5 reserves, based on the TV series Frisky Dingo.

Source Material

Here's the Adult Swim page for Frisky Dingo. Character sheets, videos, episode summaries... Everything you need to have a cursory knowledge of the Dingo.

You do not need to be intimately involved with the show to play, but role playing is, as always, encouraged.

Rules
This is a traditional Mafia vs. Village phalla. No factions, no attack sheets, just good old fashioned paranoia and baseless suspicion.

Every day, you must vote for somebody in bold red to be taken out of the game. Vote retractions should be in bold lime. Vote close is at 10:00 PM EST every night unless otherwise stated. Actions taken after 9:59 by the forum clock will not be counted.

Standard phalla rules apply; no screen caps, no direct quoting of PMs, no anonymous contact. You get one “ghost post” following your death which cannot contain any information immediately relevant to the game. No communication with dead players is allowed. Editing posts is okay, if the edit is done within 5 minutes of posting. Posts cannot be changed after the 5 minute limit, and cannot be deleted. Send me links to any proboards started for the game.

ACTIVITY REQUIREMENTS

There is a two-post-per-day requirement, and you are required to vote. The vote is considered a post. If you remain inactive for more than two days, Inactivus will drag you into his dark abyss, and I will either kill off your character, or give it to a reserve.

Clarifications should be made in bold orange.

CLARIFICATIONS ARCHIVE
Villagers will get PMs the first night confirming their roles. Village Specials will get more because of their abilities.

Role PMs
You are an Xtacle!

Alignment: Village

You are just an average Xtacle. Nothing different about you from the average person... Well, except for the fact you’re paid to fly around in a giant sky fortress, helping a superhero beat up jerks that have unhealthy obsessions with giant laser cannons. Sometimes the work gets hazardous, but hey, it beats going back to cleaning up puke at the carnival. While you don’t particularly know anybody targeted by Antagone’s plot, you do realize that your life is in danger, and that you need to help them stop the Ant Assassins before they kill you. No pressure.

Victory Condition(s): Stop Antagone’s assassins from destroying the village.

Sign-ups should be made in bold Lime.

Let the mayhem begin!

Players

1) TheLawinator (KILLED)
2) Arivia (KILLED)
3) simulacrum
4) WhiteWolf (KILLED)
5) KingMole (KILLED)
6) DeShadowC (KILLED)
7) simonwolf (KILLED)
8) Egos
9) The_Reflection (KILLED)
10) Delphinidaes
11) Samurai6966 (KILLED)
12) Dunadan019 (KILLED)
13) Minor Second
14) Mr. Defecation (KILLED)
15) Smurph
16) Kias (KILLED)
17) Shorn Scrotum Man
18) Ringo (KILLED)
19) Tiphareth (KILLED)
20) tzeentchling (KILLED)
21) Savant (KILLED)
22) LemmingHead (KILLED)
23) Captain Marcus (KILLED)
24) Zandracon (KILLED)
25) Alegis (KILLED)

Reserves

1) ...
2) kime
3) Lucedes
4) JaysonFour
5)

The Dead:

Dunadan: Xtacle Villager. Thrown into the brig for inability to perform a regulation keg stand.
Savant: Xtacle Villager. Killed by a mysterious explosion.
WhiteWolf: Killed by Xander Crews.
DeShadowC: Xtacle Villager. Killed by ant bites. That'll be an embarrassing obituary in the Xtacle Times.
TheLawinator (Xander Crews): Thrown into the brig for killing another villager.


Simonwolf: Xtacle Villager. Killed in a desperate attack by a member of the Ant Assassins.
Alegis: Xtacle Villager. Killed by the Mafia.

Samurai6966: Killed for displaying some very ant-like behavior.
KingMole: Killed by a lucky shot.


Zandracon: Ant Assassin, killed for not appreciating Pottery Barn.
Kias: Ant Assassin, killed by Val, with some help from Wendell and the Xcalibur crew.

Wendell (Arivia): Village Mason. Detained for not being a part of the original crew.
Val (LemmingHead): Neutral Assassin. Detained for not being a part of the original crew.


The_Reflection: Xtacle Villager. Detained for not taking part in a crew brawl.
Tzeentchling: Xtacle Villager. Killed by Hooper/Sinn's explosives.
Ronnie (Tiphareth): Xtacle Mason. Knocked out by Hooper/Sinn's explosives.
Hooper/Sinn (Mr. Defecation): Detained for planting explosives in the Xcalibur's lower decks.


Captain Marcus: Xtacle Villager, detained for his uncanny survival skills.
Ringo: Xtacle Villager, killed by the Mafia.


Day One Narration.
Day Two Narration.
Day Three Narration.
Day Four Narration.
Day Five Narration.
Day Six Narration.

2cf4m6f.gif
Romanian My Escutcheon on
«1345678

Posts

  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    !Sign up

    Yes.

    TheLawinator on
    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited April 2010
    why not

    Arivia on
    huntresssig.jpg
  • simulacrumsimulacrum Call me Remi Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'm in!

    simulacrum on
  • WhiteWolfWhiteWolf Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    This should be fun

    WhiteWolf on
  • KingMoleKingMole Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Boosh!

    KingMole on
    doomrider_sigPA.png
  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ohhh mini

    DeShadowC on
  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    yay mini

    simonwolf on
  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Frisky Dingo fan. so yea

    Egos on
  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    sign up so hard

    The_Reflection on
    SYSOP wrote: »

    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • DelphinidaesDelphinidaes FFXIV: Delphi Kisaragi Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Because I hate myself

    Delphinidaes on
    NNID: delphinidaes
    Official PA Forums FFXIV:ARR Free Company <GHOST> gitl.enjin.com Join us on Sargatanas!
    delphinidaes.png
  • RingoRingo Out of things to say Heartbreak HillRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    !Reserve up

    Ringo on
    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited April 2010
    I kinda want to fuck the ant lady...

    samurai6966 on
    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I kinda want to fuck ANTAGONE...

    Egos on
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Reserve, for now, kinda busy... If you do need more players, though, I'm always happy to play :P.

    kime on
    PA HotS Group
    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
    Steam profile
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    signup

    Dunadan019 on
  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Reserve up

    feel free to throw me in if you need more peeps, but I'll be at a LAN this week-end so I won't be as active as usual.

    Alegis on
  • Minor SecondMinor Second Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Sign up

    Minor Second on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I will sign up to help you get this started but I have no idea what this is about.

    M.D. on
  • SmurphSmurph Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Oh man, I shouldn't be doing even more Phalla but Frisky is my favorite.

    !Boosh

    Smurph on
  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    10 slots left.

    Get on the bus!

    Romanian My Escutcheon on
    2cf4m6f.gif
  • KiasKias Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Gets on the bus

    Can I have my paper hat now?

    Kias on
    steam_sig.png

  • Shorn Scrotum ManShorn Scrotum Man Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    !Sign up

    Shorn Scrotum Man on
    steam_sig.png
  • JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ah, why not? It'll give me an excuse to watch the show.

    !Sign up!

    JaysonFour on
    steam_sig.png
  • TipharethTiphareth Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Antpeople are my people!

    Tiphareth on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Will you actually send out the villager pm or will we just have to rely on you to say game start and if we got nothing assume we are villagers?

    I ask because a lot of the times if people don't get a pm they jump in a bit late and it's obvious who got a role and such.

    M.D. on
  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks San DiegoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    This seems like a fairly simple phalla, so I guess I'll hold my breath, jump in, and !sign up. First time woot!

    tzeentchling on
  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Will you actually send out the villager pm or will we just have to rely on you to say game start and if we got nothing assume we are villagers?

    I ask because a lot of the times if people don't get a pm they jump in a bit late and it's obvious who got a role and such.

    Villagers will be getting role PMs the first day. Village Specials will obviously get a few more.

    Romanian My Escutcheon on
    2cf4m6f.gif
  • SavantSavant Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    People let me tell you about my new best friend, Barnaby Jones!

    Sign up

    Savant on
  • LemmingHeadLemmingHead Registered User
    edited April 2010
    oooh! rocketpants!

    LemmingHead on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] hugs!
  • SmurphSmurph Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The village network should call itself Ant Baby Machete Squad.

    Smurph on
  • LucedesLucedes never stops, never started Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Fodder for day 2?

    Lucedes on
  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    geh

    Zandracon on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    only need one more person and we can start, right?

    M.D. on
  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    only need one more person and we can start, right?

    Yeah, just need to wrap up the narration. Should be up tomorrow afternoon, and the first vote close will probably be Saturday.

    Romanian My Escutcheon on
    2cf4m6f.gif
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    someone sign up I promise to murder you right away

    M.D. on
  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    You can throw me in but I may only be able to hop in late in the thread saturday. Sunday and following should be fine.

    Alegis on
  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Alegis wrote: »
    You can throw me in but I may only be able to hop in late in the thread saturday. Sunday and following should be fine.

    Okay. I'll give you a pass until then.

    Sign-ups are now closed. Day 1 narration should be up sometime this afternoon.

    Romanian My Escutcheon on
    2cf4m6f.gif
  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Day One - Xtacle Diplomacy


    It has been 2 hours since Antagone revealed her plot. The crew of the Xcalibur meets in the main chamber to discuss the best method to root out the assassins hidden amongst them...

    So why can't we just punch people in the balls until they start cursing?

    Because it won't help us root out the assassins!

    I know that! Come on man, haven't you ever heard of comic relief?

    ...Remind me to shoot you once this is all over. Now, does anybody have any legitimate ideas on how to find these killers?

    A cacophony of voices cries out several different suggestions, each of them progressively worst than the last.

    Hot dog eating contest!

    Baby throwing competition!

    Toss out everybody who isn't a multi-billionaire!


    After several minutes of this...

    ENOUGH! Honestly, were you all just hired based on how irritating you could be?

    Hey, I resent that!

    Would you kindly shut up? Obviously there's no way for us to determine who isn't infected without some element of doubt. So we'll just have to vote for someone to detain until this all blows over... Hopefully we'll manage to get a few of the assassins.

    False imprisonment based on no concrete proof whatsoever!?

    ...

    I think I'm starting to like you more and more.


    Thank you for giving me a reason to revile myself, I'll make sure to capitalize on that later on. Now...

    Who's going to be the first to go?



    Day One has begun.

    All votes/orders/posts must be in by Saturday, 4/3/10, by 10:00 PM EST.

    PMs will be out shortly.

    Romanian My Escutcheon on
    2cf4m6f.gif
  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    PMs have been sent, please let me know if you didn't get one.

    Romanian My Escutcheon on
    2cf4m6f.gif
  • KingMoleKingMole Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    RNG says Dunadan

    KingMole on
    doomrider_sigPA.png
Sign In or Register to comment.