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This is a game. On it is an image of a dwarf. The dwarf is burning.

Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
edited May 2010 in Social Entropy++
You hack The Wolf in the upper body with your bronze battle axe, tearing apart the muscle and tearing apart the right lung!
An artery has been opened by the strike!
The Wolf is having trouble breathing!

The new version is out, and the website is down! Thankfully, there are mirrors up! Go go go!

http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/df_31_01.zip
http://www.multiupload.com/W6UY3ZMGBR
http://df.nucleardog.com/df_31_01.zip
http://citadel-station.com/df/df_31_01.zip
http://pallkars.net/~toad/df_31_01.zip

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Oh man I know he probably didn't change Adventure Mode much but I want to play it to see if I can hack the hair off people

    I probably can

    in fact that's probably one of the first things the dude thought of, and in addition to that you can hack off each hair individually and different blades will cut faster/slower

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i haven't been tempted to play since the ill fated bloodline game, but man

    maaaaaaannn

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The only thing I dread is redoing the keybinds for my numpadless keyboard.
    I remember it took me ages to figure out which scrolls were which last time.
    I might just go ferret for a spare keyboard.

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  • Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    is this legit or april fools?

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    L|ama wrote: »
    i haven't been tempted to play since the ill fated bloodline game, but man

    maaaaaaannn

    you mean the one where you got thrown in a volcano

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  • IcypoleIcypole Registered User new member
    edited April 2010
    Oh god, the new DF version is out? This news makes me priapic indeed.

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  • Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    what changed this version?

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Josiah_9 wrote: »
    what changed this version?

    http://docs.google.com/Doc?docid=0AT8EQVUjrv96ZGc5cnBwOHZfMjgyY3FzZHFtanA&hl=en

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Synthetic Orange wrote: »
    Josiah_9 wrote: »
    what changed this version?

    http://docs.google.com/Doc?docid=0AT8EQVUjrv96ZGc5cnBwOHZfMjgyY3FzZHFtanA&hl=en
    Body parts and tissue layers can be made out of any material you want, such as for logical creatures like Iron Men, and illogical abominations like Dwarf Lung Men

    Oh lord just when you thought Dwarf Fortress was crazy enough

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    # underground animalpeople can use crude weapons and mounts now

    * Batmen could ride giant bats and shoot poison darts at you with makeshift bloguns made from giant cave spider legs - whoa
    * Their goal is to cause as much havoc as they can before sneaking back home

    I think.. I think I want to play this game.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i tried to install and play it one time and came to the conclusion it was an elaborate joke, a hoax at my expense, like mornington crescent or glee

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The Ettin punches You in the lower body with her left hand, bruising the muscle and tearing apart the lower spine's nervous tissue through the copper mail shirt!

    My dwarf is now a paraplegic.

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    it seems like with this new version blunt weapons are the way to go.

    Which is fine, what self respecting dwarf wouldnt carry around a war hammer 3 times taller than he is.

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Synthetic Orange wrote: »
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    Is... is that a real thing?

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    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I am guessing it means like donkey thing

    i hope

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I delight in Dwarf Fortress

    I've always wanted to play it myself but I can never get the image replacement dealies to work and also my netbook just doesn't have the power to run it

    I've read all the legacy games in the LP archive, though

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  • 101101 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    SoaL wrote: »
    I am guessing it means like donkey thing

    i hope

    Honestly it could swing either way in DF

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  • QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I've heard a little of this game, but never played it. This looks like a great time to start!

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  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hey why don't you guys organize another bloodline game

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Sweet Jesus, I need to get back into this.
    CorporateLogo wrote: »
    Hey why don't you guys organize another bloodline game

    nooooooooo

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  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Synthetic Orange wrote: »
    Josiah_9 wrote: »
    what changed this version?

    http://docs.google.com/Doc?docid=0AT8EQVUjrv96ZGc5cnBwOHZfMjgyY3FzZHFtanA&hl=en
    The trimming of hair/nails is also possible for civilized creatures, and they will grow long and unkempt without such activities

    "Eyelids clean the eyes so you don't have to soap them off, but if an eyelid is torn off, I think they might soap the eyes"

    # Fractured bone can be knocked inwards to cause damage to organs, like forcing a jagged piece of skull into the brain. Bones can also pierce layers, like having bone sticking out of your skin

    # Guts are under pressure and can pop out of a wound

    Toadyone is some kind of mad genius

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I can't wait until he does the Adventurer Skills Arc.

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    COMMON KITTEN, YOU CAN DO IT

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I made a guy, walked around, then was charged and knocked down by a polar bear which tore my legs off

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  • AtheraalAtheraal Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i don't know if toady's got a mean sense of april fools jokes, or my AV is just crazy, but i get a trojan warning from the first download link.

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Bugs:
    Dwarves raid elf (all?) caravans for cloth (maybe thread as well) for the hospital zone.
    When crafting shell crafts, craftsdwarves never actually produce a shell craft, but instead sit forever with the same shell, with their skills increasing.
    Dwarf with compound fracture and mangling on his toe's nail and skin never recovered, surgeons performed "surgery" on said dwarf for years but nothing ever healed.
    Dwarves who are assigned to squads seem to be permanently affixed to the soldier life - changing schedules, training options, switching out dwarves, disbanding the squad: nothing works. All they do is eat, drink, sleep, Individual Combat Drill and take Kill orders.
    When wrestling, you can grasp other creatures by their individual teeth.
    When iron men and maybe Bronze Colossi die, the statues that make up their corpses adopt images of creatures (I.e: Statue of a dwarf 1) and events.

    Bug? Really?

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    the guy making this game must be completely crazy
    fortunately, the awesome kind of crazy

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I just dug into the core of the world and unleashed hell.

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    And?

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Everyone is dead

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Well that's unfortunate.

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Synthetic Orange wrote: »
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    finally a use for kittens.

    battle cats.

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  • SwissLionSwissLion We are beside ourselves! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I need a cat in my fortress to control the spread of these god damn fire snakes.

    I forgot things could move through diagonally through spaces, and now my magma smelting/forging area is filled with those flaming slimy jerks.

    I am so new to this. Thank god for those tutorials.

    So fun though.

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'm glad you can choose animals by gender at the embark screen now. No more catsplosions AND I've got one spare!

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    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I can't even imagine how one would begin to do fortress mode

    Good thing Adventurer mode is plenty fun

    I stabbed a polar bear with a dead wolf

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    That's fucked up.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Exploring the underground is all kinds of fun.

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