Man, for some reason my military dwarves just stand around all day either doing or waiting for dodging demonstrations. They won't spar nor do they train individually. o_O
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I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
I abandoned my relatively successful fort and started a new one in a warm/wild/swamp biome. I'm surrounded by cozy hills, a brook running through the valley I decided to settle in. There is more than enough wood, sand and space to build a nice above-ground fort. Let's see how it goes.
Ferrus on
I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
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JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
But unlike most micromanagey games, in B&W you could solve the problem by pitching random livestock at the granary from halfway across the map. The game had style.
the most fun in the game I ever had was losing in one map, I was knocked down to 1 worshiper, and the influence wasn't wide enough for me to do anything, couldn't convert any enemies or anything.
Instead of quitting I just took care of that one little guy until he died. Making up stories of his quiet hermit life.
Above-ground forts are pretty viable in 2010 it appears. At least it's less of a hassle than dealing with the cavern monsters. My dwarves also fucking LOVE whip wine.
And my mason must be a damn weird fucker, he's making statues of worms all over the place. o_O
Ferrus on
I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
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FFOnce Upon a TimeIn OaklandRegistered Userregular
I read a big article once about how B&W wasn't super micromanagey you were just spoiling your villagers like the shitty nanny god you are. Apparently if you didn't spoil them and set up the environment carefully or something then they would actually look after themselves
JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
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I can see that. You could assign villagers to do pretty much everything you did with your giant god hand so far as gathering resources and stuff was concerned, and they'd keep doing it forever. It was just more fun for me to rip up trees and fling them at the resource pile rather than watch half a dozen villagers laboriously chop down trees and drag them over there.
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oh you cunts can fuck right off
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
They wouldn't even fuck unless you told them to
The Darwin god says they must die
They take his powers away, take him away, make him shrink
I just want one that looks cool for 10 minutes please
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
But unlike most micromanagey games, in B&W you could solve the problem by pitching random livestock at the granary from halfway across the map. The game had style.
Instead of quitting I just took care of that one little guy until he died. Making up stories of his quiet hermit life.
I love DK1 though. How the world map gets more burned and pillaged and evil looking as you win levels. Awesome.
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And my mason must be a damn weird fucker, he's making statues of worms all over the place. o_O
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
I have no idea if it was true.
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where are wood blocks stored
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you make them in carpenters workshops
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I never have any problem with storing surplus anything except food.
I am making so many lavish meals. Levelling apartments to store food. Scavenging all the wood from that human caravan that got destroyed.
I almost bought a 10 000 dwarfbuck barrel because I need barrels so bad. Who encrusts a barrel with a huge fucking ruby, really?
there's no wood blocks on the bars/blocks stockpile
grr
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i think it's considered finished goods
Yea, toys go in the finished goods pile. Duh.
i fucking can't figure out the new military system.
my dwarves keep getting slaughtered.
Well, a lot of it is broken to start with and to ensure it works somewhat for you you have to be very specific about what you do.
Wall off your entrance to keep the bad men ou