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This is a game. On it is an image of a dwarf. The dwarf is burning.

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Man the walls are made of gems I don't think I can cut all this.

    But everyone is thirsty now and apparently they don't know how to drink some shit.

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    you gotta make a still, dogg
    E: FUCK

    THIS

    POST TIMER

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    L|ama wrote: »
    rain refills the little ponds that evaporate over time and doesn't do a lot else, unless it's in a really hot place in which case it melts the fat off your dwarves. Nothing big.

    I love this game

    so much

    I disabled the safeties on world generation once. As in, I dropped the minimum temperatures to absolute zero and the hottest temperature to the surface of the sun. I embarked to an area with freezing temperatures. My dwarves instantly turned to ice.

    I decided a trip to the sunny seaside would be better. When I got there, the entire beach had turned into glass and the ocean vapourized into steam. My new batch of dwarves were instantly incinerated.

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    L|ama wrote: »
    rain refills the little ponds that evaporate over time and doesn't do a lot else, unless it's in a really hot place in which case it melts the fat off your dwarves. Nothing big.

    I love this game

    so much

    I disabled the safeties on world generation once. As in, I dropped the minimum temperatures to absolute zero and the hottest temperature to the surface of the sun. I embarked to an area with freezing temperatures. My dwarves instantly turned to ice.

    I decided a trip to the sunny seaside would be better. When I got there, the entire beach had turned into glass and the ocean vapourized into steam. My new batch of dwarves were instantly incinerated.
    I love this game

    so much

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Someone just took a drank so I guess they are okay.

    Is the still for something else? like some that alky? I got one on the way from the mason just cause it sounds like a necessity.

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    for dwarves booze=water

    they only drink ACTUAL water when there is no booze and even then they hate it

    so yes make a still or five

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nope, you brew booze at the stills. Different crops makes different drinks.

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    knew it

    What the fuck kind of savagery is this, people only drink from the tap? :< BULLSHIIIT VALVE

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    They only drink water if they are recovering from a wound or have to.

    Alcohol is the thing they greatly prefer to drink and they get depressed without it.

    You might not have brought much alcohol with you when you embarked? You need barrels and plump helmets to make it

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    knew it

    What the fuck kind of savagery is this, people only drink from the tap? :< BULLSHIIIT VALVE

    what the fuck are you talking about

    oh art just explained it waaay better

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I brought atleast 40 of everything, did they really flush through that?

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I started out in a nice river area. There was a beautiful waterfall that I decided to base my fortress around. Every day the dwarves would pass by areas open to it and be bathed in the cleansing water and mists of the falls.

    Later, after many, many goblin attacks, I built a platform at the top and metal spikes at the bottom. Now in addition to water falling off the cliff, prisoners and corpses are also flung off the tower and land on the spikes.

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I brought atleast 40 of everything, did they really flush through that?

    Nah, they don't eat or drink all that often. If you started with 40 things of booze, you got enough for a while

    On an unrelated note, these alligators are getting awfully bold

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I brought atleast 40 of everything, did they really flush through that?

    check your supplies

    which is z if I recall

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I made a waterfall of my own. I dug a huge pit about 5 or 6 z-levels deep at the base of a cliff, kind of wide-ish and routed a river off of the cliff.

    I did not make it deep enough. Everything flooded. I had miners furiously channeling away through the hills to the south to get the water to drain. Unfortunately the miners in this game can't channel for shit without falling in and drowning themselves. I hope they fix that sometime.

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I started out in a nice river area. There was a beautiful waterfall that I decided to base my fortress around. Every day the dwarves would pass by areas open to it and be bathed in the cleansing water and mists of the falls.

    Later, after many, many goblin attacks, I built a platform at the top and metal spikes at the bottom. Now in addition to water falling off the cliff, prisoners and corpses are also flung off the tower and land on the spikes.

    blood for the blood god, etc.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    waterfall mist is like dwarf crack

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I want so badly to have a blood waterfall.

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hey, is it possible to have peaceful relations with the various beastmen?

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I am weak willed.

    What is the best looking tileset?

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I like how the minecraft and the dwarf fortress players are generally the same people.

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Dubh wrote: »
    I like how the minecraft and the dwarf fortress players are generally the same people.

    there is a reason for this!
    I am weak willed.

    What is the best looking tileset?

    tilesets are broken as of the new release

    sucks for you!

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  • GarthorGarthor Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    for dwarves booze=water

    they only drink ACTUAL water when there is no booze and even then they hate it

    so yes make a still or five

    Fun fact: dwarves have 50% more liver relative to body size than humans.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Do dwarves undergoing bedrest still need water?

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Do dwarves undergoing bedrest still need water?

    yup

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    God damnit

    Just when I thought I was done with Dwarf Fortress it drags me back in

    So anyone want to play a bloodline game again?
    If you said yes please punch yourself in your dick. This is a pretty good approximation of the experience based upon the last bloodline

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    The last bloodline was fun, you guys just quit too early. :(

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Actually sweet there isn't a mac version of the latest build yet

    Crisis averted

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Do dwarves undergoing bedrest still need water?

    yup

    Actually there's a hospital zone now. I've got a ton of beds, chests full of crutches, splints, plaster powder, sutures, traction benches, wells for water and several full time doctors and nurses. Too bad you cant name hospitals though.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    oh god randomly named hospitals

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    God damnit

    Just when I thought I was done with Dwarf Fortress it drags me back in

    So anyone want to play a bloodline game again?
    If you said yes please punch yourself in your dick. This is a pretty good approximation of the experience based upon the last bloodline

    This is correct. Even my awesome turn couldn't save it (DEATH TO BUTTCLEFT).


    Estimates on how long until we have a comprehensive radiotherapy system?

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    This is my new favorite thing. Building a one tile wide bridge into my fortress. Line the bottom with upright spikes and spears. Cover the bridge with weapon traps.

    Enemies will either get maimed by the traps, or they will leap aside to dodge them. That's right, leap into an abyss filled with spikes.

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  • Arden CaneloArden Canelo Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Two things that have happened to me so far of note.

    A giant mole stole some of my food from right under my wagon and was untraceable like some kind of goddamn furry ninja. My only fear is that these things can come and go as they please through stone or dirt alike. If it gets hungry? POP. Mass panic. Loss of food. I just pray they don't steal booze or breed rapidly.

    I once embarked and a bronze colossus starts on top of my wagon which immediately kills everything in sight.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    what are the wounds from a pungee pit like?

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Incredible amounts of piercing damage.

    Also FUUUUCK goblin archer ambush! They're shredding my military!

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Most of my military and civilians out there are getting slaughtered. My commander is taking care of business like a badass though.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Oh my god the Commander and Captain are saving the day and massacreing this entire goblin attack on their own, swatting aside all the arrows. What's even more amazing is that the Captain is doing this single handedly. As in her arm was lost in a fight with an Ettin and an alligator a year ago.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    the baddest asses to ever have lived

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  • SwissLionSwissLion We are beside ourselves! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Oh god, Adventure mode runs like poop on my little netbook, and I was just so lost and so bad at it. I couldn't even strangle that fish gutter to death when I couldn't find the battle with the frogmen that the announcements were constantly telling me about. :(

    I will stick to town management for now.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Town management to me is still in adventure mode


    it involves blood

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