How long do you dudes go without jerking it?

Kazhiim

I just think it's funny that his last post was a little shakey in terms of him keeping his coo'

khoo

Meissnerd

Ok, seriously. I can do it with both my hands. I did it with my right hand at first, and then I started using my left hand, and it was awesome.

As for how long I can go without it, I'd say a week. I'm like a cum camel.

Creative_Evil

You should change your title to cum camel.

<3

Meissnerd wrote:

Ok, seriously. I can do it with both my hands. I did it with my right hand at first, and then I started using my left hand, and it was awesome.

As for how long I can go without it, I'd say a week. I'm like a cum camel.

Or you can go for the super combo where you interlace your fingers and then grab on.

Redeemer

Meissnerd wrote:

Ok, seriously. I can do it with both my hands. I did it with my right hand at first, and then I started using my left hand, and it was awesome.

As for how long I can go without it, I'd say a week. I'm like a cum camel.

What do you want, a medal

Meissnerd

Oh god, a DDR-like masturbation simulator would be hilarious.

And I might change my title, for now I'm copywriting it. Copywrite!

Draco_Auric

Redeemer wrote:

Meissnerd wrote:

Ok, seriously. I can do it with both my hands. I did it with my right hand at first, and then I started using my left hand, and it was awesome.

As for how long I can go without it, I'd say a week. I'm like a cum camel.

What do you want, a medal

With the metal prices these days he probably does. I know I sure do.

naporeon

My favorite way to masturbate is to let someone else do it. Does that still count?

Meissnerd

Redeemer wrote:

Meissnerd wrote:

Ok, seriously. I can do it with both my hands. I did it with my right hand at first, and then I started using my left hand, and it was awesome.

As for how long I can go without it, I'd say a week. I'm like a cum camel.

What do you want, a medal

I just wanted an excuse to say cum camel

Kevin Crist

naporeon wrote:

My favorite way to masturbate is to let someone else do it. Does that still count?

I support cloneing so that one day I can make a mindless XX chromosome version of myself for the pupose of bumping uglies.

It'll be sex with someone I love.

Sheri

Kevin Crist wrote:

naporeon wrote:

My favorite way to masturbate is to let someone else do it. Does that still count?

I support cloneing so that one day I can make a mindless XX chromosome version of myself for the pupose of bumping uglies.

It'll be sex with someone I love.

Dude, you'll have to wait 18 years after you make her.

You'll be, like, ancient.

naporeon

Kevin Crist wrote:

naporeon wrote:

My favorite way to masturbate is to let someone else do it. Does that still count?

I support cloneing so that one day I can make a mindless XX chromosome version of myself for the pupose of bumping uglies.

It'll be sex with someone I love.

If you have sex with a clone, is it masturbation, or incest?

Kazhiim

delayed twincest

Draco_Auric

naporeon wrote:

Kevin Crist wrote:

naporeon wrote:

My favorite way to masturbate is to let someone else do it. Does that still count?

I support cloneing so that one day I can make a mindless XX chromosome version of myself for the pupose of bumping uglies.

It'll be sex with someone I love.

If you have sex with a clone, is it masturbation, or incest?

I'd go with both + rape since it's mindless. Bestest Hentai ever!

edit: forgot the tentacle furries. Doh!

Pony

Kevin Crist wrote:

naporeon wrote:

My favorite way to masturbate is to let someone else do it. Does that still count?

I support cloneing so that one day I can make a mindless XX chromosome version of myself for the pupose of bumping uglies.

It'll be sex with someone I love.

i'd consider that incest

i don't know about anyone else

but that's how i'd look at it

incestual sex with your brain-dead twin sister

Kovak

i would have sex with myself

Meissnerd

I hope in the next 50 years, CNN does a headline about whether fucking your clone is incest or not. And people can pick sides. It would be great.

naporeon

Pony wrote:

Kevin Crist wrote:

naporeon wrote:

My favorite way to masturbate is to let someone else do it. Does that still count?

I support cloneing so that one day I can make a mindless XX chromosome version of myself for the pupose of bumping uglies.

It'll be sex with someone I love.

i'd consider that incest

i don't know about anyone else

but that's how i'd look at it

incestual sex with your brain-dead twin sister

Well, whatever it is, it sounds hot.

Kazhiim

loopback.xwf

Kevin Crist

Sheri wrote:

Dude, you'll have to wait 18 years after you make her.

You'll be, like, ancient.

That's what the viagra is for.

Brolo

Honestly I only have one grip that works... whole right hand, middle of shaft.

I have gotten so used to it is practically the only way I can orgasm.

bongi

i hope i never read the words "cum camel" ever again

naporeon

Rolo wrote:

Honestly I only have one grip that works... whole right hand, middle of shaft.

I have gotten so used to it is practically the only way I can orgasm.

Rolo, you seriously need to change this up. That can seriously fuck up your abilities with a partner.

This is one of the reasons I don't usually masturbate more than two or three times a month, since I usually do it the exact same way.

<3

Sheri wrote:

Kevin Crist wrote:

naporeon wrote:

My favorite way to masturbate is to let someone else do it. Does that still count?

I support cloneing so that one day I can make a mindless XX chromosome version of myself for the pupose of bumping uglies.

It'll be sex with someone I love.

Dude, you'll have to wait 18 years after you make her.

You'll be, like, ancient.

Maybe the future will be like 8 Days or whatever the hell that movie is called with Schwarzenegger. You can make clones of yourself instantly with your memory.

Threadbare Sock

this one time, i sneezed, and when i sneezed, i orgasmed
but instead of cum, glitter shot out of my penis

Jordyn

Guys, quit talking about masturbation while we're at Weaver's house, it's weird.

<3

Rolo wrote:

Honestly I only have one grip that works... whole right hand, middle of shaft.

I have gotten so used to it is practically the only way I can orgasm.

That's how I do it too.

H5

The Far Side

sock you should of drew a design on paper with some glue so that glitter wouldn't of gone to waste ;(

Meissnerd

bongi wrote:

i hope i never read the words "cum camel" ever again

yeah, sorry. i'll stop.

Abracadaniel

Threadbare Sock wrote:

this one time, i sneezed, and when i sneezed, i orgasmed
but instead of cum, glitter shot out of my penis

You were the best birthday clown ever!

Draco_Auric

Meissnerd wrote:

bongi wrote:

i hope i never read the words "cum camel" ever again

yeah, sorry. i'll stop.

hahahahaha

Threadbare Sock

The Far Side wrote:

Threadbare Sock wrote:

this one time, i sneezed, and when i sneezed, i orgasmed
but instead of cum, glitter shot out of my penis

sock you should of drew a design on paper with some glue so that glitter wouldn't of gone to waste ;(

it got on my hands and then i rubbed my face and then it was all stuck to my face so the rest oft he day i was picking glitter off my face

Kovak

cum camel seems like a phrase with unlimited possibilities

Creative_Evil

Semen Dromedary.

Meissnerd

what have I done

Edit for effect:

Orikaeshigitae

i just got a copy of that pirates porn thing

but it's in spanish

oh well

bongi

Meissnerd wrote:

bongi wrote:

i hope i never read the words "cum camel" ever again

yeah, sorry. i'll stop.

it ranks up there with "i'd like to punish her hole" as the most terrifying sexual phrases in existence

Abracadaniel

Orikaeshigitae wrote:

i just got a copy of that pirates porn thing

but it's in spanish

oh well

I have it.

I mean, if you want it...

Redeemer

bongi wrote:

Meissnerd wrote:

bongi wrote:

i hope i never read the words "cum camel" ever again

yeah, sorry. i'll stop.

it ranks up there with "i'd like to punish her hole" as the most terrifying sexual phrases in existence

So I guess I should never use the term "axe wound" around you, huh

Arcibi

Orikaeshigitae wrote:

i just got a copy of that pirates porn thing

but it's in spanish

oh well

Man I hate it when my porn isn't in english