How long do you dudes go without jerking it?

Draco_Auric

Creative_Evil wrote:

Semen Dromedary.

nah, then you only get one hump.


[spoiler:2ad02fbdfa]I'm so sorry.[/spoiler:2ad02fbdfa]

Orikaeshigitae

what the hell

this guy's got arabic-lookin' robes on

<3

Smart Hero wrote:

Orikaeshigitae wrote:

i just got a copy of that pirates porn thing

but it's in spanish

oh well

I have it.

I mean, if you want it...

It is a quality movie. What more can you ask for? It has pirates, explosions, and tits.

also cocks.

naporeon

Arcibi wrote:

Orikaeshigitae wrote:

i just got a copy of that pirates porn thing

but it's in spanish

oh well

Man I hate it when my porn isn't in english

This is one where you might actually want the dialogue, though.

Creative_Evil

Arcibi wrote:

Orikaeshigitae wrote:

i just got a copy of that pirates porn thing

but it's in spanish

oh well

Man I hate it when my porn isn't in english

Does it really matter all that much ? or do you like your porn to have a plot and character development.

bongi

Redeemer wrote:

bongi wrote:

Meissnerd wrote:

bongi wrote:

i hope i never read the words "cum camel" ever again

yeah, sorry. i'll stop.

it ranks up there with "i'd like to punish her hole" as the most terrifying sexual phrases in existence

So I guess I should never use the term "axe wound" around you, huh

what does it mean?

Orikaeshigitae

Creative_Evil wrote:

Arcibi wrote:

Orikaeshigitae wrote:

i just got a copy of that pirates porn thing

but it's in spanish

oh well

Man I hate it when my porn isn't in english

Does it really matter all that much ? or do you like your porn to have a plot and character development.

this one sounds pretty funny though

i'd like to hear the swordfighting banter

naporeon

bongi wrote:

Redeemer wrote:

bongi wrote:

Meissnerd wrote:

bongi wrote:

i hope i never read the words "cum camel" ever again

yeah, sorry. i'll stop.

it ranks up there with "i'd like to punish her hole" as the most terrifying sexual phrases in existence

So I guess I should never use the term "axe wound" around you, huh

what does it mean?

For reals, bongi?

I mean, really?

Abracadaniel

Pirates is actually pretty funny.

But also very bad.

Without the porn it's a very bad B-movie adventure.

In fact, they did just that, cut out all the porn and released it as just a action-y movie.

Orikaeshigitae

these costumes are straight up ridiculous

Brolo

bongi wrote:

Redeemer wrote:

bongi wrote:

Meissnerd wrote:

bongi wrote:

i hope i never read the words "cum camel" ever again

yeah, sorry. i'll stop.

it ranks up there with "i'd like to punish her hole" as the most terrifying sexual phrases in existence

So I guess I should never use the term "axe wound" around you, huh

what does it mean?

The vagina.

It looks like an axe wound when bleeding.

I've never seen an axe wound or a bleeding vagina, so I really couldn't verify this.

Orikaeshigitae

i wonder how much the people who dub porn to other languages get paid

Sheri

Orikaeshigitae wrote:

i just got a copy of that pirates porn thing

but it's in spanish

oh well

Whoa

I just saw that they sold that at Toys in Babeland.

I thought it was pretty funny.

bongi

naporeon wrote:

bongi wrote:

Redeemer wrote:

bongi wrote:

Meissnerd wrote:

bongi wrote:

i hope i never read the words "cum camel" ever again

yeah, sorry. i'll stop.

it ranks up there with "i'd like to punish her hole" as the most terrifying sexual phrases in existence

So I guess I should never use the term "axe wound" around you, huh

what does it mean?

For reals, bongi?

I mean, really?

i kind of guessed that, but it's not a particularly horrifying term if you ask me

Draco_Auric

naporeon

All this talk of porn and genitalia has reminded me of something. Here's a question, SE++: A very recent ex, who's been sending me unanswered emails almost daily for the last three weeks, just emailed to say that she's going to call me at 9pm, until I answer my phone. Should I answer? On the upside, she's hot. On the downside, she's crazy, and doesn't seem to get that we're not together anymore.

Pictures available on request, mainly because I am about 2/3 drunk.

Smart Hero will of course respond with DUAL INDUCTION MASSAGE.

Kovak

PICTURE INDUCTION MESSAGE

<3

naporeon wrote:

All this talk of porn and genitalia has reminded me of something. Here's a question, SE++: A very recent ex, who's been sending me unanswered emails almost daily for the last three weeks, just emailed to say that she's going to call me at 9pm, until I answer my phone. Should I answer? On the upside, she's hot. On the downside, she's crazy, and doesn't seem to get that we're not together anymore.

Pictures available on request, mainly because I am about 2/3 drunk.

Smart Hero will of course respond with DUAL INDUCTION MASSAGE.

Go ahead and post the pic.

Creative_Evil

naporeon wrote:

All this talk of porn and genitalia has reminded me of something. Here's a question, SE++: A very recent ex, who's been sending me unanswered emails almost daily for the last three weeks, just emailed to say that she's going to call me at 9pm, until I answer my phone. Should I answer? On the upside, she's hot. On the downside, she's crazy, and doesn't seem to get that we're not together anymore.

Pictures available on request, mainly because I am about 2/3 drunk.

Smart Hero will of course respond with DUAL INDUCTION MASSAGE.

>Request picture

Just unplug the phone.

Abracadaniel

Hey man, if you can pull off the DIM, go for it.

Also sure, pictures, why not.

Dead Legend

wow what the fuck did i just do am i retarded

Meissnerd

Yeah, I can't decide without a pic

Draco_Auric

In addition to the pictures we are going to need to know just how crazy she is.

twispby

I think if you give in to her now, even for just a quickie, it'll just end up in some annoying drama. I'd hold out, even if your penis disagrees.

And maybe get a restraining order.

Kovak

like is there a chance she is going to cut off your cock and suck out the marrow and store it in her hump like a cum camel

Jordyn

naporean get a restraining order.

Drez

naporeon wrote:

All this talk of porn and genitalia has reminded me of something. Here's a question, SE++: A very recent ex, who's been sending me unanswered emails almost daily for the last three weeks, just emailed to say that she's going to call me at 9pm, until I answer my phone. Should I answer? On the upside, she's hot. On the downside, she's crazy, and doesn't seem to get that we're not together anymore.

Pictures available on request, mainly because I am about 2/3 drunk.

Smart Hero will of course respond with DUAL INDUCTION MASSAGE.

Picture request.

naporeon

Should I just post the picture in here?

Also, she's crazy enough that after I broke up with her for the second time (the first didn't take in her mind), she wrote me a long, meandering letter about how she was sorry that she never loved me, and that she wished she hadn't had to dump me. That sort of thing.

Brolo

Post it here.

Or send it to me.

Draco_Auric

TheKovakistani wrote:

like is there a chance she is going to cut off your cock and suck out the marrow and store it in her hump like a cum camel

Don't worry about it man. Unless your cock actually has marrow, you'd probably be in trouble then.

naporeon

Jordyn

naporean.

no.


do not give in to crazy broad.

just don't.

Meissnerd

She looks crazy

twispby

Dont' do it.

She has a mutant ear.

Creative_Evil

Cant tell much from it, she seems pretty good lookin though.

Draco_Auric

naporeon wrote:

Should I just post the picture in here?

Also, she's crazy enough that after I broke up with her for the second time (the first didn't take in her mind), she wrote me a long, meandering letter about how she was sorry that she never loved me, and that she wished she hadn't had to dump me. That sort of thing.

woah woah, that sounds like fuck buddy crazy, which would be pretty cool since she does appear to be pretty hot.

Kovak

bones have marrow

boners have man marrow

naporeon

She's very good looking.

The issue is more that we're not compatible, and I have a strict "no friends with exes" policy, unless they are exceptional in some way. Like Dr. Girlfriend, that I was talking about last night.

Brolo

twispby wrote:

Dont' do it.

She has a mutant ear.

FUCK THE EAR

FUCK HER EAR

Meissnerd

TheKovakistani wrote:

bones have marrow

boners have man marrow