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  • The_Indigo_ApocalypseThe_Indigo_Apocalypse Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Phonehand wrote:
    Vivixenne wrote:
    Phonehand wrote:
    It is partly because of the dry weather. I don't keep them moisturized very well so they have a tendency to crack occasionally. Then I burned my finger on an oven and I think I have a few more cuts from work.
    D:

    I imagine it's been a cruel winter for you and your hands. What do you do at work?
    I wash dishes. It sucks

    I feel for ya Phonehand, I know exactly what's that like.

    Only I make ice cream along with washing dishes. Both are hard on the hands.

    The_Indigo_Apocalypse on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Phonehand wrote:
    Vivixenne wrote:
    Phonehand wrote:
    It is partly because of the dry weather. I don't keep them moisturized very well so they have a tendency to crack occasionally. Then I burned my finger on an oven and I think I have a few more cuts from work.
    D:

    I imagine it's been a cruel winter for you and your hands. What do you do at work?
    I wash dishes. It sucks
    Ironically, dried/cracking/damaged hands fit rather well into this topic, I'd say.

    Vivixenne on
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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Captain K wrote:
    Nucsh wrote:
    K I haven't talked to you in ages and you only come around when you're drunk.

    Also, I might be in Chapel Hill later this semester. We should hang.
    That is a goddamned lie. You are only around when I'm drunk. Check my post history bitch.


    Also yes, we should hang.

    Is it just me or did piped music get clearer in Vent?

    Because it is flowing so nicely through my room, sans-static.

    Nucsh on
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  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    ... sometimes I ... wait a sec.

    Squashua on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Vivixenne wrote:
    Mully, Indigo: <3

    You girls are fucking awesome.

    Whore.

    Just cuz I didn't send you tits.

    Sheri on
  • The_Indigo_ApocalypseThe_Indigo_Apocalypse Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Continuing the fine tradition of classy female forumers.

    pfff, I'm not sending you a picture, and that's all that counts.

    The_Indigo_Apocalypse on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    I have yet to have anyone send me boobie pictures.

    What gives people? What gives?

    Didn't I already send you pictures?

    or am I thinking of some one else?

    That was me ;)

    Oh, my bad.

    Callius, I'll send you a picture, k?

    k thx

    Callius on
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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Phonehand wrote:
    Vivixenne wrote:
    Phonehand wrote:
    It is partly because of the dry weather. I don't keep them moisturized very well so they have a tendency to crack occasionally. Then I burned my finger on an oven and I think I have a few more cuts from work.
    D:

    I imagine it's been a cruel winter for you and your hands. What do you do at work?
    I wash dishes. It sucks

    I feel for ya Phonehand, I know exactly what's that like.

    Only I make ice cream along with washing dishes. Both are hard on the hands.
    Yeah, having your hands submerged in water all day long is suprisingly harsh.

    Phonehand on
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  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    ... do I have to take into account washing up afterwards and the forum post delay requirement into my calculations?

    Squashua on
  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    Vivixenne wrote:
    Mully, Indigo: <3

    You girls are fucking awesome.

    Whore.

    Just cuz I didn't send you tits.
    pretty much yeah



    send them shits

    Captain K on
  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 I bleed Red and Gold! State of ConfusionRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    Vivixenne wrote:
    Mully, Indigo: <3

    You girls are fucking awesome.

    Whore.

    Just cuz I didn't send you tits.

    Would it make everyone feel better if I sent out tits?

    Dogbone33 on
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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Vivixenne wrote:
    Phonehand wrote:
    Vivixenne wrote:
    Phonehand wrote:
    It is partly because of the dry weather. I don't keep them moisturized very well so they have a tendency to crack occasionally. Then I burned my finger on an oven and I think I have a few more cuts from work.
    D:

    I imagine it's been a cruel winter for you and your hands. What do you do at work?
    I wash dishes. It sucks
    Ironically, dried/cracking/damaged hands fit rather well into this topic, I'd say.
    Yeah, but I don't do that.

    Phonehand on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Guys, viv is pretty cute.

    Callius on
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  • AlwaysAngryGuyAlwaysAngryGuy Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Continuing the fine tradition of classy female forumers.

    pfff, I'm not sending you a picture, and that's all that counts.
    I didn't ask for one, please don't. It's okay though, in a little while I will be accused of obsessing over you and sending you naked pictures of myself.

    Can't wait. [spoiler:cb864d6f6f]Unless you want them..[/spoiler:cb864d6f6f]

    AlwaysAngryGuy on
  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I_A how is working at Coldstone?

    Because I am looking for a job this semester and the choices are slim, but there is a Coldstone right off campus.

    Nucsh on
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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    tits or gtfo



    that goes all around, female and male alike

    Captain K on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Vivixenne wrote:
    Mully, Indigo: <3

    You girls are fucking awesome.

    Wooo!

    You rock pretty hard too Viv

    :D

    -slams fist onto table-
    orgy, i think so

    mully on
  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    stupid rap songs not ending correctly

    Captain K on
  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    How come every call for forumer tits just leads to hairy man nipples?

    Phonehand on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    Guys, viv is pretty cute.

    Yep.

    There are many attractive people ITT.

    Abracadaniel on
  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Captain K wrote:
    tits or gtfo



    that goes all around, female and male alike

    Sent.

    Nucsh on
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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Phonehand wrote:
    How come every call for forumer tits just leads to hairy man nipples?
    Because Jordyn shows up and posts that picture of Framling's torso, every time.

    Captain K on
  • AWIYAWIY Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    Guys, viv is pretty cute.

    Yep.

    There are many attractive people ITT.

    It's a big thread.

    AWIY on
  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    nucsh that is dumb


    mully that one doesn't really count

    Captain K on
  • monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    ITT: We degrade women?

    monkeyfeet63 on
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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    smart hero I am now blinded

    Captain K on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Guys, Indigo is mean and cruel.

    Callius on
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I am so lost. What's going on?

    Sheri on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Captain K wrote:
    smart hero I am now blinded

    by lust

    mully on
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    women should be birthin' babies and cookin' meals

    Kusuguttai on
  • The_Indigo_ApocalypseThe_Indigo_Apocalypse Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Nucsh wrote:
    I_A how is working at Coldstone?

    Because I am looking for a job this semester and the choices are slim, but there is a Coldstone right off campus.
    RUN AWAY!

    RUN FAR FAR AWAY!

    see: working minimum wage to serve drunken assholes ice cream. And the tips aren't always great.

    but depending on what minimum wage is in your state, it might not be that bad (still probably isn't worth it though).

    t AlwaysAngryGuy: No, I'm ok.

    t Mully: Yes!

    The_Indigo_Apocalypse on
  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Would you like to see a different picture which shows my true stupidity?

    It also involves my chest.

    Nucsh on
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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    I am so lost. What's going on?
    rampant behind-the-scenes PMing

    Captain K on
  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    My PM box is empty. No boys allowed.

    Phonehand on
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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Nucsh wrote:
    Would you like to see a different picture which shows my true stupidity?

    It also involves my chest.
    If, in this picture, you are in possession of any shitting dick nipples, then no.

    Captain K on
  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 I bleed Red and Gold! State of ConfusionRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    I am so lost. What's going on?

    Tits are being passed around like so many baseball cards.


    Well ok kinda like that.

    Dogbone33 on
    Play Diablo 3 RoS with me. PSN-Dogbone19

    Play Fanduel. One Day Fantasy Leagues use my referral

    Be my friend on Magic Online! Dogbone19 is me.
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Captain K wrote:
    nucsh that is dumb


    mully that one doesn't really count

    i showed you my chest
    what doesnt count about that

    mully on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    ITT: We degrade women?

    Is that Kirby or are you happy to see me?

    Callius on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    it's a game where people send tatas to each other



    apparently I'm not playing

    Raneados on
  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    mully wrote:
    Captain K wrote:
    nucsh that is dumb


    mully that one doesn't really count

    i showed you my chest
    what doesnt count about that
    it is a picture of a shirt on an unidentifiable mass

    Captain K on
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